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Two Fat Guys Eat
by Castwave Studios
Two fat guys eat snacks with their healthier friend (or a fatguy-in-training). Gluttonous hijinks ensue.
Episodes
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 57 - Ultimate Garlic Parm Doritos
Doritos just dropped the Ultimate Garlic Parm Doritos, and they might be the most intense Doritos flavor ever created. In this snack review showdown, we taste test this new release to see if it lives up to the hype or if it's an absolute failure. Listen to the full review to see if these chips…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 56 - World Cup Chip Showdown
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin are celebrating the pending fútbol matches by trying the American-offered Lay's World Cup-inspired flavors! We try flavors from Argentina, Brazil and France, we also throw a few possible options for future variety packs. Our subject from this...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 55 - Memorial Day MRE Taste Test!
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin are celebrating Memorial Day with an MRE Taste Test! We're joined by Matthew Hickok (Army veteran and Castwave actor) as he walks us through his favorite MRE's and the struggles of separated peanut butter and brown cheese spread due to improper...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 54 - Quad State Pickle Fest #TickleSomePickle
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin go out live to the 2026 Quad State Pickle Festival! Sean savors a pickle on a stickle, Colin noshes on some pickle-rogies. The boys also muse over how good the Pop Tarts Carnage from Liquid Death is. Our subject from this episode is the Quad…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 53 - Frederick Greek Festival 2026 #DatFiloTho
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin go out live to the 2026 Frederick Greek Festival! Sean drools over the spread and wolfs down a gyro in record time. Colin finds himself getting dunked on by a mascot and having a come-to-Jesus moment with some Greek desserts. #frederickmd...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 52 - Good, Better, Best: Taco Tuesday Edition!
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin put three tacos head to head across three very different price points — Taco Bell, Plaza Mexico, and Uncle Julio's — to settle the debate once and for all: Does paying more money actually mean a better product? #cincodemayo #tacotuesday #tacos...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 51 - The Garage Review
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin go live from The Garage in Frederick, MD for a review of one of the city's best spots. From the first slice to the last bite, this one had us asking one very important question: why isn't everybody talking about this place more? We also discuss...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 50 - Burger King Reings Supreme
Burger King is out here quietly doing the work — new menu items, bold flavors, and a brand that's actually evolving — and somehow nobody is talking about it. On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin taste test two of BK's latest Whopper variations: the Maple Bourbon BBQ Whopper and…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 49 - Momma's Lemon Pound Cake #Justice4AfromansGate
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin dive into the wild story behind Afroman's "Lemon Pound Cake" album, break down the tracks, weigh in on the trial, and — because we wouldn't be us if we didn't — actually eat a lemon pound cake to see what all the fuss was about. Was it worth an...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 48 - The Big "Product"
On this follow-up episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Colin and Sean try the Big Arch to see if maybe they can enjoy it more than the McDonald's CEO! #bigarch #fastfood #mcdonalds Our subject from this episode is the The Big Arch from McDonald's:...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 47 - CE-Oh No!
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Colin and Sean discuss the absolute dumpster fire of a promo for McDonald's latest item: The Big Arch! We also discuss the CEO sass thrown back by Burger King, A&W & Wendy's! Our subject from this episode is the CEO taste tests from the following videos:...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 46 - All The Fun of The Fair #ThatsATexasTwist
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin discuss their second attempt at The Great Frederick Fair to answer a simple question, can you get a full three-course meal at the fair for under $30? They also talk about Sean's love affair with gyros no matter where they are, also how Colin...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 45 - Quad State Cheese Fest #BeddaThanChedda
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin discuss their thoughts on Quad State Cheese Fest, an IFG sponsored event in Boonsboro, MD! They discuss the vats of alcohol you can purchase, the merits of having live music in an outdoor venue and how there was a distinct lack of cheesemakers...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 44 - NYMEO Field Review #NoNachosInBaseball
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin discuss a recent outing to Frederick's NYMEO Field and their experience enjoying the food offerings for the Frederick Keys. We also debut a new mascot, his name is Jerome. Our subject from this episode is the food served at NYMEO Field in...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 43 - Snack Wrap Showdown #WENDEEZNUTS
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean and Colin eat a bunch of snack wraps from McDonald's, Arby's, Sonic, BK and Popeye's to see who's got the best. We also discuss how you should tip your carhops at Sonic and how Nicolas Cage yelling about snack wraps should be in his next film. Our subject...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 42 - Good, Better, Best: Pizza Edition
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate National Pizza Day (02/09/25) with a taste test to see who makes the best pizza in town! Will it be the local favorite J&P New York Pizza (could be)? Perhaps the slightly fancier alternative, Coal Fire (maybe)? Could it be the fancy restaurant,...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 41 - TFGE Christmas Special Pt. 2 - The Food Court: Eggnog, To Booze or Not to Booze?
On this second part of the TFGE Holiday Spectacular, we debut a new segment called The Food Court, in which we discuss certain hot-button food topics. In this inaugural outing, we ask the question: does Eggnog need booze to be good or can you drink it straight from the carton? Find out as we lose...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 40 - TFGE Christmas Special Pt. 1: Reese's vs Lil' Debbie
In this two-part Christmas special, Two Fat Guys Eat celebrates the holidays by asking what's the best Christmas-themed tree-shaped treat: The Reese's Peanut Butter Tree or The Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake? It's the holiday themed head-to-head that no one asked for! Two snacks enter! No…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 39 - Twin Cities Con 2024: Minnesota, Not Midwestern Salad #ItStillCounts
This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we do our follow-up panel from last year's Twin Cities Con, where someone made the suggestion that we should do an episode on Midwestern (or Minnesota, depending on who you ask) salads, the good, the bad and the ugly. We're going to line up the best to the worst...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 38 - Carmella Creeper & Kit Kat Chocolate Frosted Donut #IDonutWantACreeper
On this insulin-pumping episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate spoopy season by trying the newest edition to the Monster Cereal family, Carmella Creeper! We discuss its' aesthetic and lack of original flavor and lament the loss of Fruit Brute. We then discuss an impulse buy in Kit-Kat's latest...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 37 - S'more Diabeetus (National S'mores Day)
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're celebrating the dog days of the season and talking about the quintessential summer treat, the S'more! We try some suggestions from the Frederick Fattys, a local FB group who love food too! Sean & Colin discusses their history with S'mores and camping, as...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 36 - The State of Fast Food Fried Chicken #TheColonelCanSuckIt
On this episode of TFGE, Colin and Sean discuss their thoughts on the state of fast-food, bone-in, fried chicken in America (no chicken strips/tenders/nuggets.sandwiches this episode). They try and rank the top four chains in America: Popeye's, KFC, Bojangles' and Church's! They based their…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 35 - Munchie Meltdown: Drunk vs. High Foods
On this episode of TFGE, Colin and Sean discuss their particular tastes when drinking beers or enjoying some herbal refreshments. Sean discusses his favorite drunk foods and why Ledo's pizza tastes even better after 5 or 6 cold ones. Colin talks about his favorite foods while high and why pierogi...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 34 - The MEAT 16 2024: Part 2 #MeatTheParents #SophiesChoice
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're back with the remaining matchups of THE MEAT 16 2024! In this episode, we make our cholesterol-induced arguments to crown the best fast-food sandwich! Will your favorite win? Our subject from this episode is various items from McDonald's Burger King,...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 33 - The MEAT 16 2024: Part 1 #CuttingTheFat
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're back with THE MEAT 16! This time, we review 16 items from fast food restaurants around the country to decide who makes the best fast food sandwich! Will your favorite item reign supreme? You'll have to listen to find out! Our subject from this episode is...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 32 - Qdoba vs. Chipotle #GuacAroundTheClock
On this post Thanksgiving episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we discuss the opening of the local Qdoba and how excited Brian and Sean are by this. Colin gets to try Qdoba for the first time and we discuss the merits of Qdoba vs. Chipotle in taste, price and general presentation. Our subject from this...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 31 - Twin Cities Con #TheJuicyLucy
On this live episode of Two Fat Guys Eat at Twin Cities Con 2023, we discuss our experiences with local legends and try Minneapolis' own culinary contribution, the Juicy Lucy! We discuss the pros and cons of Matt's Bar, the 5-8 Club and The Nook. We discuss not only our favorite Lucy...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 30 - Foreign Snack Taste Test #TheBritishInvasion
On this delightfully cheeky episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, our friends have returned from vacation in London and decided to bring us a literal treasure trove of snacks! We try numerous crisps and chocolates from the UK, such as Walker's, Quality Street, Cadbury, Tesco's and many more. Our subject...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 29 - Buffalo Sauce Goes With Anything? #NumNumsNow
On this blue-cheese drenched episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we're in the midst of football season and we're talking about one of the most popular tailgating foods, the Buffalo wing! Colin is concerned that this episode will cost him his Buffalo card (he thinks bone-in wings are an ineffecient way…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 28 - A Fair Is A Veritable Smorgasbord
On this deep-fried episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we go to the Great Frederick Fair and try to find the best meal for under a $25 limit (which we immediately go over). We discuss our choices from BBQ, Gyros and pickle pizza. We also indulge in the more famous fair favorites like fried oreos and...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 27 - We Love Gyros #SmellsLikeGreece
On this late episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we discuss Sean's favorite fair food and Greece's answer to the sandwich, the Gyro! We talk favorite combinations, do's and dont's and a few places locally where you can go to get the best gyros! Our subject from this episode is the Gyro, here are two...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 26 - Snoop Cereal #ToasteezNuts #GotEm
On this fo' shizzle episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we light up and pour ourselves a big ol' bowl of Snoop Cereal, the line of cereals created by Snoop Dogg and Master P! We discuss the more...interesting names of the cereal varieties offered, as well as how this particular brand stacks up against...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 25 - All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go #Brandception
On this brand-confused episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we ravenously tear into a batch of Lay's Kettle Cooked "Ruffles All-Dressed" Potato Chips. We discuss how they've taken the best chip preparation and the best chip flavor (Yeah, that's right, I said it! Fight me.) and make something magical. We...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 24 - Lobster Poop #ItsNotWhatYouThink
On this unfortunately named episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, Sean brings a taste of Maine to Maryland with "Lobster Poop", a chocolate covered toffee treat from Bar Harbor! We talk about lobster rolls, the quality of seafood in New England and the anatomy of a lobster's digestive system (it's gross)....
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 23 - Thirty Something Diabetic Nerds #HeroesInAHalfComa
On this ooze-filled episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we go for a deep dive into our nostalgia and try the "TMNT: Mutant Mayhem" tie-in pizzas! We discuss our love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, their weird items from the late 80's/early 90's (can you say green vanilla pies from Hostess?) and...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 22 - We Got Our Butts to a Summer Bash for Utz! #UtzSlutz
On this impeccably-seasoned episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we go on a road trip to Hanover, PA! It's time for Utz's Snack Town Street Fair! We discuss the vendors, the free swag and the food that you should check out if you find youself in Central PA! We also discuss the ever increasing list of…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 21 - Nation vs. Nation: Kraft Mac and Cheese!
On this post-July of 4th episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we pit nation vs. nation in a food taste-test to see which country's Mac and Cheese is best! It's Kraft Mac and Cheese: US versus Canada! We discuss the unwieldy list of ingredients in the American version of the blue box classic and why the...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 20 - Miss Cupcakes #HeNeedSumMilk
This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we're doing our first live taste test/interview with a local Frederick, MD business! We talk cupcakes, cookies and all types of confections with Rachel Miss of Miss Cupcakes! Rachel chats about her collaboration with Maryland Bakes...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 19 - International House of Pathetic Cereal #Don'tSleepOnTheCreeper
This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we're discussing a weird item plucked from the cereal aisle at our local grocery store, IHOP-branded Breakfast Cereal! We also discuss the absolute insanity of the cereal aisle nowadays. We also discuss the newest addition to the Monster Cereal line, Carmella…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 18 - Canadian Food is So Fiyyyyyah #PoutineInMyMouth
This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we discuss the absolute smorgasbord of delightful food and drink we enjoyed in Toronto during this last Memorial Day weekend! Do you need recommendations on what to eat in the Great White North? We talk poutine to Lay's Beef Wellington potato chips, from Pizza Pizza...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 17 - What is the Worst Philly Cheesesteak (and why is it a tie between Pat's and Geno's?)
This time on Two Fat Guys Eat, we're LIVE at Fan Expo Philadelphia and we're talking cheesesteaks! We discuss what we feel specifically makes the perfect cheesesteak sandwich and how Pat's and Geno's fail on EVERY SINGLE LEVEL. We also take live recommendations from the live audience for places…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 16 - Backyard BBQ Battle #Netflix&Grill
On this episode of "Two Fat Guys Eat", it's almost grilling season! We discuss our favorite types of backyard cookouts, from the best time of year to grill to drinks and sides. So lather up in sunscreen, grab your Prilosec and your "World's Sexiest Grandpa" apron, cause it's time to…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 15 - Battle of the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereals! #I'mSuperCerealGuys
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we wax philosophical about the best breakfast cereals of the past and present! We talk about our all-time favorites, Brian gushes over his favorite movie tie-ins while Colin and Sean talk about the lack of prizes in their cereals (replaced with mazes on the...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 14 - McStalgia #TheMcEnd
In this episode, the guys talk about all the tidbits we left out of the "MEAT 16" episodes. We talk about our experiences with McDonald's and what we loved about the toys, the marketing, and everything else that kept us coming back to the Golden Arches for more. Our subject from this episode is...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 13 - The Meat 16: Part 2 #McShame
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we continue our own "Sweet 16" style tournament called "THE MEAT 16"! We begin judging the 8 remaining items of McDonald's past and present to determine the best item ever from the land of the Golden Arches! Our subject from this episode is various items from...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 12 - The MEAT 16: Part 1
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate National McDonald's Day (April 15th!) by hosting our own "Sweet 16" style tournament called "THE MEAT 16"! We review 16 items from McDonald's past and present, will your favorite item reign supreme? You'll have to listen to find out! Our subject...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 11 - Good, Better, Best: Burritos!
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, we celebrate National Burrito Day (04/06/23) with a taste test to see who makes the best burrito! Will it be the nationally recognized fast food chain, Taco Bell (unlikely)? Perhaps the slightly fancier alternative, Chipotle (maybe)? Could it be the local...
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 10 - Martinelli's - The Cider that F***s
On this first episode of 2023, we discuss the fanciest non-alcoholic beverage to drink at New Year's, Martinelli's Sparkling Cider! We also discuss the genius of LFG Seltzer Company's marketing campaign and why Martinelli's might want to switch to a similar branding to get more market share…
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Two Fat Guys Eat: Episode 9- Breakfast Monster Mash (General Mills' Monster Cereals)
On this episode of Two Fat Guys Eat, the Breakfast Battle that no one asked for! We taste-test and rank all of General Mills' Monster Cereals (Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, and Fruit Brute)! We make surprising combinations and discuss why we should have these cereals...
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