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Two Fat Ninjas

by Two Fat Ninjas

Just Two Fat Ninjas talking nerdy and about anything else that needs mentioning.

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Episodes

  1. Squid Lays

    The Ninjas are serving it to you again! We get on our Equestrian era this week as Jerm regales us with the long rooted horse theory and living conditions.

  2. Tangerines and Mangoes

    Time for another special Jazz episode!!

  3. Mongolian Beef with a Side of Pibb

    The ninjas are back and the beef is well done and the pibb is pibbing again.

  4. Air Fryer Struggle Food

    We get back to our usual foolishness today and the Ninjas are back from their hiatus so please don't hate us.

  5. Jerm Has Beef With Animals

    Warm Wieners, That's all you're gonna get.

  6. I Want a Large Fry With Some E Coli

    We get back to our roots today.....snackin. We know we've been lackin but we are back in the lab again and we have some interesting stories to share from our time away.

  7. They Put An Oreo in What?

    Nabisco tried to silence Jerm when we first uploaded this episode but we are persistent and gotta bring you the truth on one of America's new snack hybrids!

  8. Jerm Shouldn't Be An Animal

    This man left me speechless this week. I just don't know what to say.

  9. That Shouldn't Go With Steak

    The Fat Ninjas bring it back and may I say while this episode isn't well done, it's just right.

  10. The Arby's of anime

    We got cut off at the end because Jerm is super gassy but we got to cooking on this special birthday episode.

  11. Not Quite 2 Million

    We go over some questions that have been building and we do some reviews with attitude.

  12. Mango's and Receipts

    I don't know what Jerm brought into the studio but it smells and looks funky, but fuck it we ball let's give it a shot and hope it hits the spot!

  13. Bikini Bottom Waffle House

    Jerm challenges me musically this week, Eminem said cancel me bruh, and the ol Trumpster has street cred now.

  14. The Young and The Breathless

    Today we have an episode for the generations. We bring you the Young and The Breathless.

  15. Baked Salmon

    The Fat Ninjas are back in action with questions, food, and that shit you need to be in the right mood.

  16. Keto To Kilo

    We try a bunch of new things today! We get personal, we get potent, we get into our bag!

  17. One More Thing

    Listen the episode ends when we say it does and until then we have one more thing for you.

  18. Big Back and Back

    Two Big Backed Brothers back in the lab just for you all!

  19. Mid Menu's Move Over Please

    We discuss the restaurants we want to see go away and we talk about not turkey, not pork, but the BEEF.

  20. OOWEE Lemonade

    Rap Snacks deserve to be shut down after today, Jerm gives the recipe for being funny, and we don't talk about it today but fuck Jada Pinkett Smith.

  21. Breast Milk Vs Cow's Milk

    Jerm is recuperating this week so the lovely Jazz brings her talents in so the fans don't have to hear just me talk for an hour.

  22. Everything Bagel

    I've been lazy and neglecting our fans so that's why this episode is late. But It's packed full of our usual flavor that you savor!

  23. Jerm Checks His Blood Sugar

    As usual the Two Fat Ninjas have to take it there folks! We do the fattest thing we can do on the air....check our blood sugar for the betes!

  24. Aliens Gotta Eat Too

    We do some lists and occasionally talk with a Lisp. Jerm's cooking today ya'll!

  25. What in a Box??

    Dropping hits and making lists. Plus we have those Little Caesar's crazy puffs!

  26. Pizza Party!!!

    We are back in action and we know you missed us! Kick your feet up and let your hair down for the audio nutrition you've been craving!

  27. The Second Course

    I let Jerm edit this episode and his lazy eye had him clicking on stuff that wasn't even on screen. Thank you for sticking with us through these technical difficulties as we find our new podcast recording home!

  28. Dig Bick Problems

    Spotify didn't want y'all to hear this episode but we sat down, broke bread and then ate it all and said play our shit!!

  29. I Scream You Scream

    We try a few treats for the show and we go back to when Two Fat Ninjas were "Two" young to buy alcohol.

  30. Awoogas In Paris

    We try a delicacy for you all and we go over a few lists that we pulled together for some A plus content for you all!

  31. New Year, New Eye, New Foot

    We are back from the Holiday Hiatus. The leftovers are finally gone so now we can talk to ya'll about some good shit.

  32. Jerm Tries to Poison Suge White

    We answer some fan questions and Jerm brings plenty of his own!

  33. A Coke and Mentos Type Of Episode

    Jerm has some questions, I have some questions, and we give a tribute to our favorite N Word Gnome.

  34. Weird Food Palate's

    We talk about some strange food choices while we watch the 49ers clip some wings.

  35. There, Facts, Shit

    We bring on our special guest Wily J Cochran! You've heard about him and now you get to meet him and he brings his own flavor to the melting pot that is the Two Fat ninjas.

  36. Mystery Meat

    Want a summary? Me too but I can't think of one so listen and find out!

  37. IHOP & Goldfish

    We are back everybody! Let the Fat Ninjas give you some of that good stuff.

  38. Just Ate Dipped Apples

    Today's episode is coded and I would love to see if you picked up on it after listening to the episode. If you do answer the poll!

  39. Watermelon and Madness

    We give you some of the top ecchi anime's as well as list of some highly genitive board game.

  40. Post Traumatic Sandwich Disorder

    This week we give you our top 10 anime/cartoon foods, look at some popular last names and your favorite Suge White lists off more wild comic characters.

  41. Kerchak Cheese

    We go heavy into some anime season finales and draft an anime family from some of the GOAT's. Jerm also verbally assaults me.

  42. Kiwi Ramen

    We get live on fantasy football, talk about underrated movies and good old Jerm found his eye and gives us his built up takes over the last two weeks.

  43. A Meal For One

    Jerm's left eye finally wandered off this week so it's a full Suge White Show today! I recap how Two Fat Ninjas and The Buffet Band are doing in fantasy football, build an anime Avengers team, and list off some neat WIFI names I learned about today.

  44. Fantasy Food Hall Draft

    Today we discuss isekais, animated shows that deserve a remake and we draft our own fast food deluxe burger meal.

  45. Black Licorice Woes

    We get heavy into the anime's this week and try some foreign shots that leave us in a tizzy.

  46. An Episode To Tailgate To

    Football is almost here and you know what that means. It's time for Fantasy Football to come back and we are here to let you tune into our draft and give you weekly updates on our league and who is showing up and out!

  47. A Chair At The Dinner Table

    Your favorite Fat Ninjas are cooking this week. We speak on multiple culture points and give you all an exclusive with THE Montgomery Brawl Chair.

  48. Fantasy Football Draft Showdown

    We have started up a Fantasy Football League called Two Fat Ninjas and the Buffet Band and we just had a Free For All Super Smash Bros Battle to decide draft placement.

  49. This Shit is Better Than Kool-Aid

    Join us as Suge White recounts his time at Dreamcon, learn a little bit about Lizzo with us, and be ready for a few surprises we have for all of you.

  50. Raising our Blood Sugar for No Good Reason

    We sample some of fast foods FiNeSt and just vibe out on this Sunday. Let us in your ear and hopefully your refrigerator's for an hour.

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Just Two Fat Ninjas talking nerdy and about anything else that needs mentioning.

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