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Two Filthy Nerds

by Jessica Michelle Singleton & Nicole Aimée Schreiber

Your favorite BFF comedians/silly smut sluts Jessica Michelle Singleton & Nicole Aimée Schreiber getting balls deep in their favorite fantasy franchises.Currently Reading: A Court of Thorns and Roses

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Episodes

  1. ACOTAR: Ch. 42-46 THE FINAL CHAPTERS

    The final task and it's HEART WRENCHING! What will become of Feyre and the faeries under the mountain? All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down the final chapters 42-46 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min. ish mark to skip the banter but you'll miss...

  2. ACOTAR: Ch. 39-41

    Secrets, lies and illiteracy! All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down chapters 39-41 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min. ish mark to skip the banter but you'll miss out on a Nicole VS JMS IG explore page comparison!!! What does yours look like?...

  3. ACOTAR: Ch. 36-38

    Tasks, debt repayments, and unusually kind treatment from a usually unkind High Lord! All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down chapters 36-38 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas Skip ahead to the 10 min. ish mark to skip the banter but you'll miss out on a wild celebrity...

  4. ACOTAR: Chapters 33-35

    Attor and adders and we need adderall. Amarantha is ugly on the outside, too. Love confessions and ridiculous riddles. Don't worry, it gets Beddor. Also there is quite a hilarious calamity that is worth heading over to YouTube to see. All this and more as JMS and Nicole break down chapters 33-35…

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  5. ACOTAR: Chapters 30-32

    Alms for the poor, Isaac Hale's fat wife, Nesta never fell for any of this shit and returning to what's left of Spring Court. All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 30-32 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas…

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  6. ACOTAR: Chapters 27-29

    STICKY PAGE ALERT!! WE FINALLY HIT THE SPICY CHAPTER OF THIS BOOK!!! And sure, some other maybe crucial stuff like someone saying "I love you" and Feyre being sent back to the human world but we know why you're here. It's why we're here. SMUT! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica…

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  7. ACOTAR: Chapters 24-26

    Seeing Alis for who she really is, literally. Faerie wine and a Fiddler on the...Floor? Glamoured villains and finally a name for the c*nt behind the chaos--AMARANTHA. All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 24-26 of "A Court...

  8. ACOTAR: Chapters 21-23

    Replenishing the magic of Prythian, allegedly, bite marks and some of the most insane riffs we've ever had. Possibly our favorite episode to date? All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 21-23 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses"...

  9. ACOTAR: Chapters 18-20

    It took 5 episodes but we've finally hit our stride! WE'RE BACK, BABY! A gallery, a glen, a weird bonfire orgy? Calanmai is upon us and we encounter some strange new characters and experience some sultry seduction. And why are we so okay with toxic men if they're in magical books?? We've entered...

  10. ACOTAR: Chapters 15-17

    A couple fun derails and...What's this?? Is Tamlin starting to get sweet on Feyre? Skip ahead to the 10ish min mark to skip the banter but you'll miss out on Nicole's hilarious date story! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down...

  11. ACOTAR: Chapters 11-14

    We're back and we're starting to get a semblance of a format. Skip ahead to the 10 min mark to skip the banter but you'll miss our bookish recommendations! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 11-14 of "A Court of Thorns…

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  12. ACOTAR: Chapters 6-10

    Live from Prythian! Masks and mysterious forces and bad compliments! Plus a dude with a metal eye! Faerie men are babies? And more! All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 6-10 of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J.…

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  13. ACOTAR: Chapters 1-5

    It begins! We open with some silly banter and stories but skip ahead to just after 14 minutes (plus any ad time, if you hear any) to get directly to book talk. All this and more as your nerd hosts, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Nicole Aimée Schreiber break down chapters 1-5 of "A Court of Thorns...

  14. TEASER: TFN Read ACOTAR Begins Friday the 13th!

    Welcome to your new dirty little secret! Your favorite smut sluts are diving head first into the filthy fantasy series that's taking the world by storm. (Seriously, we're soaked over here.) We're obsessing over "A Court of Thorns & Roses" by Sarah J. Maas and you will be too. Grab your copy, make...

  15. MCU - Spider-Man: Far From Home

    It's the final Phase 3 film and the girls are trying to untangle a web of disappointment. Can anyone take Jake Gyllenhaal serious in this role? Even though this movie was mostly trash, they still had some fun with it. They end with a season 3 recap and announce Phase 4 will be exclusively on...

  16. MCU: Avengers: Endgame

    Death, destruction, and gratuitous cameos. This movie is just comic book porn. If you found Hawkeye 's random killing spree after his family was snapped away relatable, please see a therapist IMMEDIATELY. SAN FRANCISCO!! Come see us do stand up LIVE TONIGHT December 1st at Cobb's Comedy Club!!...

  17. MCU: Captain Marvel

    Today we're talking about THE BADDEST BITCH in the Marvel Universe!!!! Nicole & JMS are losing their shit (both figuratively and literally, as usual) over Captain Marvel! SAN FRANCISCO!! Come see us do stand up LIVE on December 1st at Cobb's Comedy Club!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live...

  18. MCU: Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man is BACK, BABY!! JMS is going to make an Infinity Gauntlet out of stones created from the ashes of all the dead people she loves. And both ladies want to be f*cked to death by Bobby Cannavale. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to...

  19. MCU: Avengers: Infinity War

    The wait is over! Nicole reveals herself as one of those "Thanos had a point" people and that she's using the internet as a doctor--AGAIN. Is COVID a real life *snap*? And why are so many people posting pictures of their poop on Reddit!? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book...

  20. Running Our Filthy Mouths: Exhaustion and Personal Development...Kind of?

    This was supposed to be a recording about Infinity Wars but Nicole & JMS were so loopy that it just became a chat like the good ol' early days of the show. Enjoy this deep discussion and get excited for more Phase 3 to come very soon! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book...

  21. MCU: Thor: Ragnarok

    HEADS UP: Audio quality on this and the next episode is a little rough. We're working on it for the remaining episodes. It's the best Thor movie in the entire Marvel franchise and we meet the ultimate feminist hero, Hela. JMS wants Thor to hit her with his big black hammer and Nicole wants have…

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  22. MCU: Black Panther

    HEADS UP: Audio quality on this episode is a little rough. We're working on improving for the remaining episodes. OH FUCK YEAH! BLACK PANTHER IS HERE!!!! Drink every time Nicole reminds you she was pre-med. The ladies talk about white noise which is what this podcast is probably classified as at...

  23. MCU: Spider-Man Homecoming

    SPIDER-MAN IS HERE!!!! We're all ready for Tom Holland to web all over our faces! We both pick superhero names and guess which one of us has abilities involving their butthole? All this AND Michael Keaton!!?? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!...

  24. ROFM: Fentanyl

    Does Nicole have swiss cheese brain and is JMS literally the only person the D.A.R.E. program worked for? Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for nerdy…

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  25. MCU: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Featuring Danny Jolles)

    We're back out in the cosmos with Chris Pratt's ass and a planet that has literally fucked it's way across the universe. JMS is Mountain Dew Buddha while Nicole is looking for some sodom to our Gomora. Our hilarious friend Danny Jolles (Crazy Ex Girlfriend) joins us to talk about how amazing this...

  26. Exposing Ourselves: Alaska - RE-RELEASE

    SORRY FOR THE AUDIO SNAFU! Here's the correct version of the episode where JMS exposes Nicole to the Last Frontier. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for...

  27. MCU - Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange or Daddy Time. Whatever you call him, all we know is that he and his cloak can get it. Take us to Cum-er-taj!!! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on...

  28. ROFM: Self Care is a Privilege

    We're so f*cking sick of people pretending that ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs is on the table for everyone. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Follow Two Filthy. Nerds on Instagram for...

  29. MCU - Captain America: Civil War

    Phase 3 officially begins and the nerds are wetter than Aquaman... oops wrong comic book universe. We kick off this phase with Captain America: Civil War aka dump all the toys out of the toy box and let them beat the sh!t out of each other. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings…

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  30. Double Ducked: Howard the Duck / Exposing Ourselves - Duck D!ck

    Phase 3 is almost here! But first, a double episode as we rip on Howard the Duck AND JMS Exposes Nicole to duck d!ck. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! -...

  31. Running Our Filthy Mouths: Triggers...

    Trigger warning: We're pretty triggered by triggers. We're getting into "Before/After" shape and -TRIGGER WARNING- we're not sorry about it. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook...

  32. MCU Phase 2 Wrap-Up

    We loved, we laughed, we gaurded the galaxy, we had to sit through another Thor misfire, and we are hot and ready for MCU Phase 3. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!…

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  33. Exposing Ourselves: Pompei

    Nicole exposes JMS to a hot, steamy, load of liquid magma... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of…

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  34. MCU - Ant-Man

    The Nerds want Paul Rudd to crawl inside their p***ies and explode them from the inside. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go...

  35. Running Our Filthy Mouths - Bill Cosby

    Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Bill Cosby! (A nice easy topic for a change!) Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out…

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  36. MCU - Avengers: Age of Ultron

    The Avengers assemble for the second time in the MCU... which makes this our second favorite Avengers movie. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available...

  37. Exposing Ourselves: Hot Dogs

    JMS exposes Nicole to lots of hot juicy wieners... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio…

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  38. MCU - Gaurdians of the Galaxy

    Spoiler Alert: This is our favorite MCU movie so far! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns…

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  39. Running Our Filthy Mouths - Sex Positivity

    Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about "sex positivity..." AKA... being a man Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the...

  40. MCU - Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America is back and Hydra has penetrated S.H.I.E.L.D. deeper than (insert filthy joke here...) Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE!...

  41. Exposing Ourselves: The Bubonic Plague

    Nicole exposes JMS to the bubonic plague... hehehehehe we said "boob"... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the…

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  42. MCU - Thor: The Dark World

    When Thor cums, does lighting strike your p*ssy? We'll discuss this and basically anything other than this god-awful movie. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD…

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  43. Running Our Filthy Mouths: School of Thought

    We are "Running Our Filthy (Opinionated) Mouths" about our opinions on schools asking you about your opinions. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH!…

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  44. MCU - Iron Man 3

    Iron Man is back and we get hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow's goopy pepper pot. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the...

  45. Exposing Ourselves: South Africa

    JMS exposes Nicole to a brief history of South Africa... where she may have exposed herself to a few South Africans as well... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD...

  46. TFN Movie Night: Airplane!

    Surely JMS has seen "Airplane!" ... She HASN'T seen "Airplane!" ... and don't call her Shirley. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our...

  47. Running Our Filthy Mouths: Gimme Credit!

    We're trying to rack up our airline miles before we get to our episode on "Airplane!" Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out...

  48. MCU - The Avengers (Part 2 of 2)

    Sit back, grab some schwarma, and enjoy part two The Avengers! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of...

  49. MCU - The Avengers (Part 1 of 2)

    Nicole recalls a childhood run in with Thor and his hammer as we assemble all of our MCU Phase-1 heroes together for the first time. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!...

  50. MCU - Captain America

    Before there was Iron Man, there was Captain America's perfect ass and serum enhanced super dong. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our...

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Your favorite BFF comedians/silly smut sluts Jessica Michelle Singleton & Nicole Aimée Schreiber getting balls deep in their favorite fantasy franchises.Currently Reading: A Court of Thorns and Roses

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Jessica Michelle Singleton & Nicole Aimée Schreiber

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