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Two G's In A Pod
by Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison
Stand-up comedian Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison (from comedy duo Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues) come together to bring you TWO G's IN A POD - a weekly podcast showcasing their comedically sideways look at the world, current events & any topic they come across, really.
Episodes
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#53 - Chef Matt Manning
It's the final show for 2015, and the two Gareths harass gourmet chef Matt Manning by each making him a cheese sandwich to judge. Which one will Matt pick? And which weird news story from around the world will tickle his fancy? How do you tickle a fancy, anyway? Stay tuned for the answer to some…
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#52 - Vittorio Leonardi
Raconteur, space pirate & comedian, Vittorio Leonardi, joins the Gareth on the pod couch as he visits Cape Town from Gauteng for a series of shows. A geek in the best sense of the word, Vittorio also fills us in on the perils of the dark/deep web, as well as the latest bizarre news stories from...
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#51 - Arno Els
Put the kettle on - this week's guest is comedian/latte artist Arno Els. Originally from Durban, Arno is the current South African latte art champion and he demonstrates his skills live on air...with generous interference from Gareth & Gareth, naturally.
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#50 - Deep Fried Man returns: Clone sex, seeping regret & grammar Ashkenazi
On location at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown, the Gareths chat to musical comedian Deep Fried Man about his festival experience.
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#49 - Warren Robertson returns: Wall-worthy, the Mega-Toad & Speedo Ngobeni
On location at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown, the Gareths chat to comedian Warren Robertson about his new solo show, The Great Explorer, and Still Funnier Than Them with Chris Forrest & Deep Fried Man.
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#48 - Semi-perfect, meat cake & a vomity mattress
Gareth A returns from the States to find that Gareth W did the podcast solo without him, roping in Dave Levinsohn. With three guests standing the two up yet again, a guest-less episode involving yellow ketchup, amongst other things, ensues.
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#47 - Dave Levinsohn: Banned fart smells, outrageously late beers & a pair of Moroccosans
One G and a D? With Gareth A out of the country for a week, Gareth W decides to go ahead with the podcast by attempting to interview comedian Dave Levinsohn. Things get derailed almost instantly as Dave answers phone calls from friends, orders room service & offers advice and tips to better the...
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#46 - Westley Cockrell: Douchebag Wikipedia, MTV poetry & chicken candles
George's favourite son, comedian Westley Cockrell, stops by to chat about CD hidden tracks & take on some more testing "Would You Rather?" questions from the Gareths. Creative cheating now that teachers are more tech-savvy? Unprotected wi-fi? Twilight vs Nickelback? Yep, all that and more on this...
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#45 - Death by "would you rather?"
Decided by a cut-throat game of rock/paper/scissors, Gareth & Gareth each take on some of the world's toughest "Would You Rather?" questions on this week's guest-less episode. Has Gareth A delivered the best intro jingle yet? Can you tell a lie in international waters? And how close is too close...
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#44 - Quinton Lavery: Budget Terry, awful movie pitches & a sexy scarecrow
Director, non-Gareth & independent filmmaker Quinton Lavery has made a name for himself directing many music videos as well as "Casting Me", a completely independent semi-autobiographical movie. The two Gareths, grabbing a rare chance to have a movie director on their couch, decide to pitch some...
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#43 - Martin Evans: Return of the mammoth, Scottage & the sound of polony
Gentleman and raconteur Martin Evans returns to the podcast in a very special polony-based episode. Discussing the world's latest in bizarre news stories whilst sampling some of the finest (AKA not-so-finest) emulsified animal by-products that our supermarkets have to offer, our experts will have...
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#42 - Devin Gray: Banned for life, Irish loopholes & a pre-paid liver transplant
Gareth A mistakes this week's guest, actor & comedian Devin Gray, for a Lord of the Rings-esque wizard whilst discussing the frustrating issue of changing banks. As usual, weird news stories from around the world are dissected, including the unusual reason an aeroplane had to turn around and head...
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#41 - Stuart Cairns: Silent letters, bikini rifles & a £1 house
Owner of one of the most raucous laughs the internet has ever heard, comedian Stuart Cairns is the non-Gareth on this week's episode. Favourite children's books, babycinos and dinosaurs - Stuart is an expert in all three! The Gareths also decide to pitch several TV shows that Stuart could use as…
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#40 - Phil de Lange: The faux/mo ratio, dat Tintin swag & a Gargirl
Forty is the new thirty, or so we've been told. We feel our age slightly as ukulele-wielding English Lit degree-holding comedian Phil de Lange joins the Gareths on perhaps Cape Town's windiest day of the year to talk about the things that REALLY matter. 2014's most popular baby names are revealed…
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#39 - Ricki Allemann: Sexy extracts, a haunted laptop & the Twitterati
Musician & prolific Twitterer Ricki Allemann stops by the studio this week, where the gang poke fun at social media, including parody accounts and Facebook freemium games. Marmite body paint that people may or may not want, a ghostly eBay item up for sale and a man arrested thanks to his own...
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#38 - Yaaseen Barnes: A minotaur metaphor, German pizza & a bottled water taste-test
A world-first on this week's show, as one-liner comic Yaaseen Barnes participates in bottled water blind taste-test. The latest bizarre news stories from around the world also get a look in - strap yourself in for another wild ride, courtesy of Two G's In A Pod!
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#37 - Grant Hinds: Circus Charlie, ocean crimes & some robotician
One of South Africa's most well-known authorities on gaming, Grant Hinds, joins the G's this week. and a lot of video game geek talk ensues. Never fear though, comedy fans: there are still plenty of bizarre news stories & tomfoolery to keep you satisfied. Brain theft? Yep. Protecting your groin...
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#36 - 'Merica, drug-sniffing flies & a lovely bit of ankle
Gareth Allison returns from three weeks in the USA, & he and co-host Gareth Woods struggle to recapture their comedic chemistry. An awkward gift from America only serves to highlight this, as the two discuss diverse topics such as flavoured magnets, defecating dwarfs & spreading South African...
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#35 - Conrad Koch: Emmy nominations, bwerking & a farm full of guinea fowl
Chester Missing fans rejoice! Fresh from his Steve Hofmeyr-trumping antics in court, acclaimed comedian Conrad Koch joins the Two G's in the studio to chat about being a puppet's concierge, politicians' cheap whiskey & why it's easy to do ventriloquism on radio. Deftly dealing with terrible new...
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#34 - Japanese huggy chairs, back tattoos & a simple ebola test
The G's come up with a foolproof ebola test you can use in the comfort of your own home - handy. Tattoos to commemorate specificly South African events are also proposed, as well as a brief recap of the Rocking The Daisies festival's comedy tent.
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#33 - John Vlismas: Sexy hobos, the Gandalf of car guards & a bit of window porn
Straight-shooting, often-controversial comic John Vlismas is one of South Africa's most successful & best-known comedians. Here, he joins the two Gareths to shed light on who would win in a fist-fight between Eddie Eckstein & Barry Hilton, his unfortunately normal upbringing and why he absolutely...
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#32 - Bradford Keen: German humour, men with boobs & a cellphone-only sidewalk
Bradford Keen returns! Episode 32 is full of essential comic musings on the world's most evil vegetarians, porn stars on textbooks & the sexiness of Einstein.
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#31 - Deep Fried Man & Warren Robertson: Asian toilets from the future, bottlecaps as currency & a cloaca
In town for their hit comedy show, "Funnier Than Them", Johannesburg's Deep Fried Man & Warren Robertson stop by the Gareths' studio to cast their collective eye over the week's oddest news stories. Power bottoms, Bette Midler movie marathons and many, many Mexican tapeworms? They're all here.
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#30 - Champagne Le Roux & Rhys Woods: Ginger discount, a 30-year-old wedding cake & Tannie Amanda
Namibia's answer to Nicki Minaj, Champagne Le Roux, completely derails the podcast with nonsensical ramblings, songs & insights on her home country as the two Gareths attempt to interview comedian Rhys Woods. Chicken butter, Jersey Shore & why Namibians have no need for passports? It's all here…
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#29 - Oli Booth: Pear pressure, driving fails & the "Um" buzzer
Gareth Woods runs amok with a buzzer in an attempt to cut down on the word "um", and guest actor/comedian Oliver Booth shows off his fun-run credentials. A quick trip around the world for this week's most bizarre news stories takes in Chinese fruit, longest Swedish names, blue movies & brown…
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#28 - Schalk Bezuidenhout: Llama lovers, ghostly underwear & the wrath of Zeus
Young Afrikaans comic Schalk Bezuidenhout is this week's non-Gareth, and together the guys attempt to get to the bottom of the weirdest news stories of the week. We also find out whether Afrikaans people believe in artifical limbs and try and figure out why sharks hate the internet so much. You...
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#27 - Kagiso "KG" Mokgadi: Crap Kickstarters, skirt-pants & front-junk in the trunk
Kagiso "KG" Mokgadi takes time out to hang with the Gareths, covering such topics as & invisible jazz hands, apps for sangomas & his recent Comics' Choice Award for breakthrough act of the year.
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#26 - Mark Palmer: Meat fruit, Mustang Sally & a Yoko Ono impersonation
This week, the Gareths are joined by Mark Palmer, an SA-born comedian plying his trade on the prestigious UK comedy circuit. What is the longest time between twins? What happened to a tree dedicated to a Beatle? Middle East pop songs, a fear of kitchens and terrible excuses to abandon your car on…
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#25 - Tats Nkonzo: Duck nuggets, 232 teeth & a hobo with a dream
Host of SA's Got Talent, Late Nite News alum & accomplished comedian Tats Nkonzo joins the Gareths to get to the bottom of what it takes to succeed on reality television, before taking on the might of superhero fanboys. Mythical Irish airlines chasing pots of gold, Amazon Amanda and tough lessons...
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#24 - Tim Smal: Age-restricted movies, psychic waiters & a drug-filled football
Singer/songwriter & radio DJ Tim Smal joins the Gareths on this week's episode to dissect the week's bizzare news articles, as Fact of the Day makes it's appearance once again. Gareth W shares his plan to win the lottery by only playing it on your birthday, and the boys debate as to whether…
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#23 - Bryan Miles: Ex-hobbits, bully beef boxer shorts & a magic castle
Non-Gareth of the week is illusionist, mentalist (not an insult) & entertainer Bryan Miles, who impresses both Gareths with a tale of how he magicked himself up to the top of the Empire State Building. There's also an especially fantastical edition of Shag/Marry/Kill where Bryan pretends not to...
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#22 - Death by coconut, firemen vs doctors & and the price of skin
This week, in the absence of a guest, Gareth fails hopelessly at segueways as the guys review the latest in bizarre news stories from around the world.As always, only the most important topics are probed; tomato sauce in the fridge or in the cupboard? Should gingers be allowed to donate sperm?…
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#21 - Angel Blythe Campey: The context fairy, death to Suárez & a frog wedding
The lovely Angel Blythe Campey joins the Gareths this week to discuss the most bizarre current events stories of the week, before shedding some light on how having an unusual name gets you terrible pick-up lines in a bar. With her second one-woman show coming up at the National Arts Festival next...
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#20 - Martin Evans: Chinese influence, farty nicknames & the technoloshe
It's a milestone episode - episode 20 is here, and it features one of South Africa's very best stand-ups in Martin Evans. Back again for the first time (as the guys explain), the globe-trotting Martin sheds light on the worst commercial he's ever been in, the fate of his erstwhile mobile home as...
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#19 - Colin Moss: Monkey gland sauce, Betty White & a red herring
Think you know everything about well-known actor/presenter/comedian Colin Moss? Think again! The two Gareths drop in to chat to him about his upcoming move to the United States, newly-married life as well as some of the never-before secrets behind the scenes of smash TV show Idols. Sit back, grab…
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#18 - Rob van Vuuren: Holes in a hot tub, bi-sexual middle names & a pineapple
This week's non-Gareth is highly-acclaimed comedian/actor/playwright Rob van Vuuren - a veteran of 19 consecutive Arts Festivals. Listen as Shag/Marry/Kill gets messy, before Rob opens up on the origins of his famed co-creation Corné & Twakkie, as well as some of the tough times & embarassing...
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#17 - Hyphenated swearing, dog voters & a frivolous lawsuit
This week, the boys take a look at bizarre phobias & discover that you can indeed crowdsource a boob job. Some of America's more desperate lawsuits are unveiled amidst several facts of the day, and the rise of the mouth flute is also pondered. Pig latin? Beer as an aphrodisiac? The after-laugh...
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#16 - Anne Hirsch: Puppies of the sea, cinnamon sweat & an arch duke's business card
You've seen her on YouTube & heard her on radio - Anne Hirsch joins the Two G's to discuss the things that really matter. Is there a benefit to swearing regularly to keep your audience interested? Is it safe to walk around the house naked when you have a pet parrot? Who would she shag, marry or...
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#15 - Ferret Bueller, academites & Turkmenistani melon day
With all the public holidays going around in South Africa this time of year, the boys decide that it's high time that they invent their own. The Easter bunny/hare/rabbit is also a topic of concern, but even he can't be blamed for the spate of celebrity deaths so far in 2014. Who will be next?…
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#14 - Nic Smal: Magnetic pants, trick-ception & the best way to kill an eskimo
This week's guest is Nic Smal, known as part of the comedy duo Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues. The guys quickly rope him in for several rounds of Shag/Marry/Kill, with Nic playing fast & loose with the rules once his own bulldog enters the equation. Listener questions are answered, inventions…
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#13 - Weak April Fools' jokes, twoglodytes & the Romanian Hugh Hefner
After a particularly absymal effort worldwide this year, the two Gareths wonder if April Fools' Day has finally run it's course. They enlist their new research team to find some of the worst April Fools' jokes over the years, as well as figuring out what kind of jokes you can only tell once you...
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#12 - Paul Snodgrass: Sri Lankan newscasters, olden day by-laws & a chutney smoothie
Actor/comedian Paul Snodgrass impresses the guys with his off-the-cuff theme song for the show, before commenting on current bizarre news stories & answering questions sent in by listeners. Vomiting on national television, Retro gaming, post-Apartheid porn & unisex names all get coverage…
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#11 - Bradford Keen: Chin envy, double-barreled surnames & a pun fail
The very first militant vegetarian on the show, Bradford Keen, is a young Capetonian comedian with a beard, and the guys get him to answer questions sent in by fans/foes: does everything taste like chicken? Was it hard coming out as a vegetarian to your parents? Does Stevie Wonder know he's…
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#10 - Warren Robertson: Designer funerals, buffering weight & chihuahua balls
The boys branch out with their first female woman guest on Two G's In A Pod, as Megan Woods stops by to defend her honour. Johannesburg funny-man Warren Robertson assists her in answering some questions sent in by listeners, as well as wondering whether zombies could take you to court whilst…
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#09 - Mojak Lehoko: Chatroulette, skhothanes & time-travel to the 90's
LNN writer & stand-up Mojak Lehoko schools the guys on basic economics, as well as defending love whilst pointing out that the movie Avatar is just Pocahontas with a bigger budget. Gareth & Gareth then hit him with a few testing "either-or" questions, and learn more about terrible comedy gigs,...
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#08 - The Brothers Streep: Porta-potties, snake deodorant & a dairy-based sponsorship
Musical comedians The Brothers Streep stop by to chat about recording their new album, unwittingly stumbling straight into a questionnaire normally reserved for soon-to-be-wed couples. They also offer advice on how to replace your drummer without hurting his feelings, and why plastic bottles are...
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#07 - Max Esteem: The Winter Olympics, half a toilet & the opposite of custard
Does anyone care about the Winter Olympics, currently being held in Russia, or is everyone just waiting for the "real" Olympics to come around again in 2016? Our intrepid hosts investigate, so you don't have to; as a bonus, learn more about exactly which sports you can convert to ice-sports....
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#06 - Rhys Woods: Valentines Day, Telenovelas & a fig
Comedian-in-drag Rhys Woods joins the boys to shed light on how Valentines Day is different for the homosexual community, as well as the worst possible gifts you could give a loved one. Be sure to also grab a pen as Gareth & Gareth reveal their top-five most romantic fruits, as well as the origin...
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#05 - Theme songs, custard bitches & potential Russian swear-words
Advertising jingles & TV theme tunes are in the spotlight this week as Gareth & Gareth attempt to come up with one of their own (or steal other more popular ones) for the podcast. Can they reach the heights of greatness only glimpsed by "Who's The Boss?", "Bravestarr" & Ultra Mel custard? And how...
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#04 - Glen Bo: Motivation, Gregory Hitler & touching base
Special guest Glen Bo joins the guys as they chat about cheesy motivationals, gregarianism and knowledge that can fit on a sugar packet. As usual, we have our Word & Fact of the Day, as well as sage advice on what music to listen to when working in a box factory.
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Stand-up comedian Gareth Woods & Gareth Allison (from comedy duo Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues) come together to bring you TWO G's IN A POD - a weekly podcast showcasing their comedically sideways look at the world, current events & any topic they come across, really.
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