Two Guys Being Animals

Episodes

1. 71

   Episode 071 - Goose and a Moose

   we have been gone for so long and now we're back! in this episode, we drink Vespers, call a guy in Chicago, tell a whale joke and sing a song. why not join us? thanks for listening, friendos! right click here to download.

   Jun 27, 2011
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   Episode 070 - Elephant and Oxen

   New year. Changes to the show discussed. A doozie of a story from Rabid Badger. Americans are the majority of our listeners. Tips on drinking in public in Kelowna, BC. more! download.

   Jan 17, 2011
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   Episode 069 - Christmas Spectacular

   A very special episode of your favorite podcast of joy! We traveled north to our cabin of joy and met up with one of the true kings of joy, Santa Claus himself. We drink boozey egg nog and put Santa on the hotseat - twice! Also, Santa answers all of your questions and poses a few of his own. It's…

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   Dec 19, 2010
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   FIXED! Episode 067 - Horse and Seahorse

   Listeners! We put up episode 67 earlier today but it contained some editing errors! These have been fixed and we hope you enjoy the show. This week we're a land horse and a sea horse. This is our longest show ever. Seriously - it's 2 hours and 15 minutes long. We don't know what happened but we...

   Nov 7, 2010
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   Episode 066 - Turkey, Squirrel & First Settler Pete

   It's Canadian Thanksgiving and we have somehow managed to procure a guest in the form of the first settler to arrive in Canada - Pete! He has a modern vernacular and is also a karaoke king. Check out his first settler blog here. download here (right click)

   Oct 9, 2010
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   Episode 065 - Pumpkin Rat and Mole

   We are celebrating pumpkin ale season this week. This show is definitely a throwback to the golden days. (We are drunk) We have a couple jerks to speak of, and we talk - probably way too much - about UFOs and whipped peanut butter. Thanks for being our friend. click here to download. (right click)

   Oct 2, 2010
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   Episode 064 - Polar Bear/Brown Bear

   We are completely unpredictable but we love you all. Thanks for sticking with us. We're a couple of bears this week and it's pretty alright. We ripped off a segment from the Grapes of Rad and mourned the death of a local podcast. And get this, folks - Ryan spotted something! Ian's image of the...

   Sep 12, 2010
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   Episode 063 - Hedgehog and Sled Dog

   We're back after a month long break. Sorry we've been away - it's just hard sometimes to get it all together. We hope that you are still here! This week we bring back many of our segments and Ryan talks about his favorite thing: stupid criminals. We've got an image of the week and it looks...

   Aug 15, 2010
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   Episode 062 - Field Mouse and Turkey

   We're back after a substantial, unplanned, two and a half week break. We are rested, sharp and agile. We sing karaoke, talk about a young criminal, listen to a puffin, and, for a short time, Ryan is ensconced in velvet. You owe it to yourself to listen. Also, songs of summer! until next time, i...

   Jul 13, 2010
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    Episode 061 - Snail and King Crab!!

    This week on the show, we're both sick so we have our first virtual show, hosting from 2.4 kilometres apart. Things get a bit rickety along the way, but we think it's listenable for the most part. We're a snail and a king crab, so obviously we enjoy ourselves quite a bit. Ian adds another sunny...

    Jun 21, 2010
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    TECHINCAL DIFFICULTIES!

    THE IMAGES FROM EPISODE 61! TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!! Lastly, here is a psychadelic link that Ryan brought up during the show. And here is the link used in Ryan's latest tutorial, "Fucking up your facebook". Thanks buddies! download.

    Jun 20, 2010
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    Episode 060 - Tiger and Lion

    We're on a safari! We get huge applause from our fans in Africa when we emerge from behind a fancy curtain and it's a non-stop thrill ride from there on out. We talk about a few serious things like the BP oil debacle and the jerks who made the Hurt Locker. We also bring you a new jerk of the week...

    Jun 12, 2010
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    Episode 059 - Montauk and Sam!

    This week we're the Montauk monster and Sam, the world's ugliest dog. We chat about a lady who trusts her Google maps far too much, Canada's version of the DMCA, and discount superstore Winners! Two new additions to the TGBA summer mixtape this week with Said The Whale and Club 8. Summer! Ryan…

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    Jun 5, 2010
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    Episode 058 - Dragon and Weasel

    It's a loosey-goosey, fun in the sun kind of episode and we're a dragon and a weasel. We don't really talk about anything. It's just 45 minutes of silence. Enjoy! Don't forget to send in your choice for TGBA's SONG OF TEH SUMMER! download!

    May 28, 2010
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    Episode 057 - Goat and Walrus

    This week we record in the kitchen because we're a goat and a walrus. We bring another exciting installment of "What'd you spot, spotter?" and a review of Pulp Fiction, which the goat just recently watched for the first time. Our pal Louie_E submitted his choice for the TGBA SONG OF SUMMER and…

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    May 16, 2010
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    Episode 056 - Solenodon and Field Mouse

    We're a solenodon and a field mouse this week and it's exactly as you'd expect it to be! We drink PINKIE WINKIES and talk about hockey for an hour. The summer song contest is selling like gangbusting hotcakes; this week we play a song called Julia by a band called the Very Best. Fantastico!...

    May 3, 2010
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    Episode 055 - Oriental Yeti and Sea Turtle

    We're an exceptionally ranty Oriental yeti and a sea turtle this week and, well, we're exceptionally ranty. We rail against pro-lifers, australians, creationists and banks. Good times! Don't forget to send in your submission for the TGBA SONG OF SUMMER contest! Until next time folks, get off our...

    Apr 17, 2010
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    Episode 054 - Salamander and Tarantula

    We're back after a week-long break! We didn't do much exciting over this break, though - sorry. We're a salamander and a tarantula and it's pretty alright. Don't forget to submit your choice for the TGBA song of the summer! download this beauty here!

    Apr 11, 2010
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    Episode 053 - Rooster and Rabbit

    We find ourselves as a rooster and a rabbit this week - psychadelic! How will Ian ever find the time to edit and post the shows on time?? Eek! Please enjoy the show and have a fantastic day. download ittt!

    Mar 30, 2010
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    Episode 052 - Crab and Lobster

    We're a couple of crustaceans and we're celebrating one year of our podcast of joy. We recorded this one live in front of a green screen, and if you missed it, you can check out a video archive here. This was also the first episode when we had the opportunity to put a dog on our HOTSEAT. Also…

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    Mar 21, 2010
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    Episode 051 - Mighty Sphinx and Wolf Spider

    Don't ask us how we did it, but somehow, this week we became the mighty sphinx and a wolf spider! We are not quite with it this week, and saving our energy for our one year anniversary bash next week. Don't forget to join us! Friday, March 19, 9pm pacific. Sorry to our eastern listeners, we know...

    Mar 13, 2010
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    Episode 050 - A Couple of Skunks

    This week we're a couple of skunks and it's serendipitous! It's our fiftieth episode and we celebrate by singing Kenny Rogers and Toto. We highly recommend that you drink approximately one to six beverages while listening to this show - it will make more sense to you. We brought a new segment…

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    Mar 7, 2010