Two Guys One Rose

Jack and Spencer are back and hey Thomas sucks right?? Sorry about that. Unlike the men we're able to take more than a second of our time to talk about something other than Thomas, and choose to analyze Katie's autonomy as the lead.

Jack and Spencer are back and ready to get deep. We bid Karl farewell, ponder Thomas' villain status, and take a step back to examine the depth this season has already displayed... and if this is a sign of things to come for the franchise.

Jack and Spencer are back and honestly ready to call the show now in favor of Greg. Maybe? He's gonna be tough to beat. One person who certainly won't be beating him is Karl, because this is not just about love: it's also a game.

Jack and Spencer are BACK with a new season, a new Bachelorette, and new hosts! Of the television show, not the program. Accidentally recorded over the course of two days, we go long on the new men this season and how great of a lead Katie is.

Jack and Spencer are back and ready to get this season over and done with. We try to talk about the fantasy suite dates but just find ourselves complaining about how bad Rachael is, what else is new.

Jack and Spencer are back trying to milk a podcast out of the dreaded Women Tell All episode, and we somehow did by taking on stan culture. We're also very excited about Emmanuel Acho hosting the After the Final Rose special.

Jack and Spencer are back with another episode, and a guest! Friend of the program Austin joins us to dissect how awkward this episode felt in the aftermath of the latest developments in the Chris Harrison and Rachael saga, and question why this development between Serena and Matt wasn't shown up until this point. 

Jack and Spencer are back with another episode and folks, we're disappointed. We talk about Chris Harrison's troublingly revealing comments, then switch gears to the tv program to analyze how Matt cut the women in half in a very underwhelming way. Next stop, "hometowns" (at Nemacolin)!

Jack and Spencer are back and absolutely DEVASTATED at Katie going home. We also question Heather showing up, Matt's laugh, and if the women will ever have a normal cocktail party.

Jack and Spencer are back and folks, our long national nightmare is finally over. Victoria (and Anna) are GONE, and now we're left with MJ picking up the pieces and creating her own drama. We await her 2 on 1 with Jessenia, remark on Matt's culinary choices, and scratch our heads at Rachael's immediate declaration of falling in love. 

Jack and Spencer are back and we went LONG on easily the worst episode we've seen since starting this podcast. We try to get to the true reason five more women were brought in, defend them from the tyranny of the "OG" Mean Girls, and wonder if Matt James is simply too boring for the show's sake. 

Jack and Spencer are back with our premiere episode of the Sarah Show! We pour into the good bad and ugly of Sarah's ultimate decision to leave the show, teach Dale what 'mutual' means, and get wrapped up in all things Chris Harrison erotica. 

Jack and Spencer are back with another Bach recap but to be honest, we're getting real sick of the royal treatment from Victoria. Sarah's knees were weak, but the jury is out as to whether her palms were sweaty or arms were heavy. 

Jack and Spencer are BACK! New season, same us. The Bachelor is all new and we dive headfirst into figuring out whether to call him Matt, or Matt James. We also can't ignore the real star of the show (Katie's vibrator) and our royal highness Victoria. 

Jack and Spencer are back with our final episode... of this season of the Bachelorette. We cheer Tayshia and Zac's engagement, look forward to the next season of the Bachelor, and remember just how lonely we both are.

Jack and Spencer are back with our penultimate episode, and we feel pretty good about how our predictions have fared thus far. We ponder theories on a possible Ben return, lament his inability to say "I love you" to Tayshia, analyze the remaining three's chances at winning, and try to stay out of the heat. 

Jack and Spencer are back with episode nine and we're just gonna be the first to say it: that wasn't a real lie detector. We praise Ben's bravery and are happy he's here, applaud the men for opening up, but question how many of them Tayshia can comfortably eliminate. Also, Bennett's still here and might be a robot. 

Jack and Spencer are back with episode eight and we just cannot get over what has become of the Bennett-Noah feud. Along the way we eye Zac's future, continue to praise Ben, and mourn Eazy.

Jack and Spencer are back with episode seven and we know everyone's name that's still in! We applaud the important conversation between Tayshia and Ivan, love Chris Harrison's rise to supporting actor, and question the academic rigor of Harvard University.

Jack and Spencer are back with episode six and we're feeling like a couple of... well not grown ass men that's for sure. We try to wrap our heads around the Chasen-Ed beef, bask in the glory of Bennett content, and bid farewell to Noah's mustache. 

Jack and Spencer are back with episode five, and just like the guys we are FEELING the Tayshia energy. The old guys hate the new guys and we can't remember who half of them are. Spencer hates Spencer and Jack hates Noah's mustache, and we both have words for Brendan's choice of clothing.

Jack and Spencer are back with episode four, where we finally say goodbye to Clare and Dale and welcome Tayshia to the program! A lighter episode due to really just not a ton happening, we raise eyebrows at the smoothness of the whole process.

Jack and Spencer are back with episode three, and boy is this one a doozy. We see a complete heel turn from Clare in just two hours time, the fall of Yosef comes to completion and the guys pile on Dale in a very cathartic roast. Spencer's got a big-time theory, is he once again right?

Jack and Spencer are back with episode two, and the Clare/Dale connection is heating up! Listen as they dance around the awkwardness of the group dates, honor Yosef's commitment to being a "moral authority" for his daughter, and psychoanalyze the group dynamic following Blake's shenanigans. 

Jack and Spencer are BACK with their new-found obsession: the Bachelor/Bachelorette. Join them as they recap the season premiere and try to figure out how the Clare saga will end, while it's just barely begun.