Two Guys Sitting in a Closet
by Maximillian Ives
Maximillian Ives and Tyler Velez sit in a closet and talk about whatever they want. Each episode, the hosts discuss recommendations from the last episode, and one of the hosts brings a topic they wish to talk about. Antics ensue. Then, they wrap it up with two more recommendations, all for the price of fun.Like/hate what you hear? Want to tell us you love us/to fuck off? Email the show at [email protected]
Episodes
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Two Guys Sitting in a Dungeon Ep. 2: Who Let the Dogs Out
Seriously, sorry for Tyler's audio in this episode. If it's unbearable, feel free to skip and send us hate mail. Following the journey into the unknown world of magic and podcasting, Tyler continues his quest to find his missing co-host, but the Earwolves are attacking Cast's Pod. Armed with only…
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Two Guys Who Sit in the Closet (and a SugGUESTion)
The episode where Tyler and Max really jerk themselves off into the microphone about their own show. Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3856-happy-happy-game-show License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Rock on Chicago by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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Two Guys Sitting in a Dungeon Ep. 1: Enter the Closet
Tyler Velez was your average podcaster until his friend and cohost went missing. Now he needs to journey through another world to save him... Sounds used: Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license...
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What is Dungeons and Dragons
This is not a true episode. Our next true episode is a Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Not sure what D&D is? Know what D&D is, but love our voices so much you don't care? Then, this is the podcast for you!
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Let's Get Metaphysical, Metaphysical. I Wanna Get Metaphysical
Let's get into metaphysical. Let me hear your god-y talk.
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Did you hear about this episode? People are dying to listen to it.
Max decides to make the podcast unfunny (so the same as usual) by talking about death. This episode does contain frank discussions about life, death, and Jesus doing a corkscrew. We love you.
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The First and Last Time a Podcast Talked about Movies
An episode in which Tyler decided the topic was.......movies. And nothing else. Have a good day. Bye. Also email us! [email protected]
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Taking Debait
Tyler and Max engage in a few good-humored debates. And then things get heated when the fire nation attacks. Link to the video Tyler recommends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owyJeIVtg0 Cheering Sounds: https://freesound.org/people/Zihris/sounds/324369/ Booing Sounds:...
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Avatar Aangain
The closet boys take on Avatar fan fiction again—and then talk more avatar. Honestly it's too much, but here we are. Music: Vanishing by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4578-vanishing License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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The Avatar? More Like the Badvatar. Wait, Did We Already Use This Pun?
Today Tyler and Max write a new Avatar the Last Airbender spinoff, but like any jerkoff tv writers in the last 10 years, we decide to steal from Breaking Bad. Thanks for listening to our fanfic.
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The Five Out Boys
Today we do another thing called 5 by 5, but it's different we swear! Tyler can definitely come up with topic ideas that aren't the same. He just likes the same name. LISTS! LISTS!! (This podcast was originally recorded August of 2020) Music Credits: Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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Badvice
Originally recorded August 2020. After a very long hiatus, the closet boys are back with some solicited advice. The advice wasn't solicited to us, but it was solicited, so it counts.
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5x5x2xGuys
In this episode, Tyler and Max explore spontaneous storytelling in five minute bursts: the exact amount of time before improv starts to suck. Included are every one of Tyler's expressive P's and B's directly into your ear for your enjoyment. Audio credits:...
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Getting Mic'd and Getting Psych'd
The closet boys discuss the 36 questions that lead to love from Arthur Aron (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html). And they do fall in love. And also they only do 35 questions. Content warning: brief discussions about child abuse and suicide.
About this show
Maximillian Ives and Tyler Velez sit in a closet and talk about whatever they want. Each episode, the hosts discuss recommendations from the last episode, and one of the hosts brings a topic they wish to talk about. Antics ensue. Then, they wrap it up with two more recommendations, all for the price of fun.Like/hate what you hear? Want to tell us you love us/to fuck off? Email the show at [email protected]
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