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Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

by Benson and Benzine

Two great friends having ridiculous conversations about anything and everything. And sometimes lettuce.

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Episodes

  1. Cursey Pursey

    We coulda called it Curse Purse, but whatever.

  2. Mr. Candy Pants

    This is what happens when Greg has no plan.

  3. Never Date a Khaleesi

    Or a Kha-fece, a word I just made up.

  4. How to Live Your Life Half Price!

    Something weird going on with that Patreon section.

  5. The Top Five Worst People In The World

    It's NOT who you think!

  6. I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder

    and MORE medical tips!

  7. I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder

    and MORE medical tips!

  8. I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder

    and MORE medical tips!

  9. APOLOGIES FOR THE ALL CAPS TITLE

    apologies for the no caps in this description

  10. The End... You're Welcome

    It's the end of the world, and you're welcome. We feel fiiiiiiine.

  11. Craig Is Conversationally Aggressive

    The final in-person LA episode. Eating horse and whale, the movie Obsession and its ominous bedspread, Craig's favorite things from the trip (sushi burritos, Lomo Saltado, swimming, running up the hill), and getting banned then unbanned on Bad Movies Live.

  12. Don't Put Your Baby in the Fireplace

    July 4th fireworks and finger safety, the safety glass guy who fell out the window, Darwin Awards, Toad the Wet Sprocket origin story, Wayne's World, and ADHD daymares.

  13. Your Face Is Gonna Get Pummeled!

    Coffee turning Craig into a morning person, dogs with opposable thumbs (and what they could do with them), Greg hates Magic Spoon, meeting Ron Howard and Henry Winkler at a sushi restaurant, and face pummeling.

  14. I Touched Craig's Face With a Limp Hand, Here's What Happened

    Craig visits Greg in person! They discuss nood lighting, nap science, Andy Kaufman's tall desk, meth pods, Matthew McConaughey on Friends, Reese's Pieces, and the limp hand ear touch that changed the world.

  15. On the Spectrum of Ezra

    Craig visits Greg in LA. Topics covered: blood showers, Bram Stoker, face rubbing, pot gummies, sleep habits, negotiating contracts, and why Enron failed (it was Scientology).

  16. Top 3 Reasons Why Babies Are Selfish

    For real. We do talk about that.

  17. You Can't Cook a Fart

    But actually that's a lie. You can sauté it.

  18. Two Guys Talking About Lettuce the Band

    Let's get funky!

  19. Spoiler Alert It's Nancy Sinatra

    But you don't know what we're spoiling!

  20. HUBBA HUBBA!

    Also, let's learn about Common Law!

  21. Buying an RV Isn't As Easy As You Think It Is

    also some stuff about playboy

  22. Greg "Greg" Benson's Impressive Impressions

    The episode that almost never was.

  23. Look Out, It's Time For Popcorn!

    Omnomnomnomnom

  24. OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK

    See if you can find the major glitch in this one... other than our personalities.

  25. No One Wallows In Sadness While They're Jogging

    Only while they're stopping.

  26. Never Offer a Cupcake to a T-Rex

    Or a t-rex to a cupcake.

  27. What Up, Hollywood?

    Introducing LETTUCE POINTS!

  28. A Most Leafy Discourse

    Brace yourselves, Craig googles some stuff in this one.

  29. A Sequence of Sequins

    and Sea Quinns. (pirates named Quinn)

  30. Keepin' It Freshizzie

    This is the descrizzle for this podkizzle.

  31. You Can't Spell Appointment Without Ointment

    And you can't spell lettuce guys without tucegu, soooooooo

  32. Lovely Lady Lumps

    To be clear, the lyrics "Lovely Little Lumps" also appear in the song.

  33. An Inconvenient Lettuce

    Eat your heart out, Al Gore!

  34. A Shocking Title To Trick You Into Listening

    A SHOCKING description to trick you into reading!

  35. This Hack Turns Eczema Into CASH MONEY!!

    and Greg reveals his dog!

  36. Oooh My Pope Tongue!

    Ever wanted to know the REAL Pope?

  37. Happy New Year! Let's Lie to the Polish Guy!

    Here's to a dishonest (especially towards the Polish guy) 2026!

  38. 2025 Christmas Spectacular

    This year... Christmas is on the 29th.

  39. Never Elect a Horse to the Senate

    can you guess the punchline?

  40. this is SICK bro

    like...... LITERALLY!!!!!

  41. Five Ways a Human Being Could Turn Into a Head of Lettuce

    No AI was used in the making of this episode, except for the parts where it was.

  42. How To Make 1 Million Dollars In 3 Years

    Follow for all your money tips.

  43. THE SEXPISODE

    ooh la la

  44. Never Oil Up Your Chest Before Getting a Pacemaker

    Follow for more medical advice

  45. Whimsical Tales and Unpredictable Banter

    and predictable banter, probably.

  46. The @#^! Episode

    This episode isn't for @#^!s

  47. Height Doesn't Matter As Long As You're Sitting

    enjoy the rantings of two mad men sitting in the same room together!

  48. Life is something about being resentful and something

    This description is describing something about being resentful and something.

  49. How to Start a Conversation

    For when you want to talk at someone!

  50. Feel Like We Don't Talk Enough About Pippi Longstocking, Which Is Bad

    But that ends TODAY!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two great friends having ridiculous conversations about anything and everything. And sometimes lettuce.

HOSTED BY

Benson and Benzine

CATEGORIES

comedy

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Two great friends having ridiculous conversations about anything and everything. And sometimes lettuce.

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Two Guys Talking About Lettuce publishes regularly with 204 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.

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Two Guys Talking About Lettuce is created and hosted by Benson and Benzine.
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