Two Guys Watching Porn

Rob, Chris, and Nancy discuss the (now failed) medical marijuana proposition on this past November 4th's ballot in Florida, while Rob takes issue with what he describes as feminist propaganda in discussing pay inequality between men and women in the workforce. The debate gets heated, but things simmer down when all involved poke fun at some ridiculous laws that are still on the books in different states...

Rob and Chris are joined again by their friend Nancy in discussions about psychics, genital nomenclature, Honey Boo Boo and dolphin rape!

Rob and Chris are joined by their friend Nancy and discuss polyamorous dating, Asperger's Syndrome, bad Christian TV, the Seventh Heaven sex scandal, and security breaches at the White House.

Fulfilling a promise he made on our previous episode, Rob sends one very lucky listener a custom made nude selfie and spreads a little joy...

Rob and Chris sling the proverbial poop about necrophilia, the Islamic State, Joan Rivers unplugged and "The Fappening".

The Think Tank behind TGWP grinds to a halt as the enormity of depressing news, from racial unrest in St. Louis to the tragic death of Robin Williams, evokes an uncharacteristically somber tone from host Rob and Chris, and even boner jokes leave a bad taste in their mouths

In the wake of Ebola outbreaks, climate changes, and rampant Islamic fundamentalism, Chris announces that it's time we leave this crapped out planet behind and take our chances on the Moon.

Rob and Chris receive a garbled transmission from the future, a phone call from their manager Barry Schwartzenhymen (who is imprisoned in a ROBOT prison sometime years from now) congratulating them on their band's recent airplay on 96.5 WSLR's Lumpytunes!

Bird genitals, hidden clits, and disastrous Craigslist encounters kick off this classic Season Three episode of TGWP titled "Thought Crime and Medical Marijuana"....

Chris fucks the PC police right where they breathe and insists on saying the word no white man is EVER supposed to say on this third season opener of TGWP! Rob recalls shenanigans during a video shoot with the lovely Princess Mandy and Chris describes filthy movies on Netflix!

Chris apologizes for his infanticide heavy rant that closed out the previous classic episode of TGWP, vowing to exercise restraint and develop a sense of decency as he struggles to rebuild his tarnished reputation in this followup episode titled "The Shame Show"!

Chris and Rob have a less than enthusiastic response to the Superman reboot "Man of Steel", while waxing nostalgically on the first two Christopher Reeve versions in this episode of TGWP from the Summer of 2013.

THWP's foreign news correspondent, dog reporter Shadow Stevens, reports via satellite from Turkey in this classic episode titled "Give Jesus Back to the Martians". Listen as Chris and Rob tackle Mormonism, religious intolerance and Star Wars themed porno!

If Pluto is a Dwarf Planet, shouldn't the first astronaut we send to it be Peter Dinklage? Chris and Rob figure out how to cut NASA's budget in half by using all midget crews in this classic episode of TGWP titled "Lucy Lawless and the Planet of Dwarfs".

Chris is delighted to discover that there's a settlement in the Orkney Islands of Scotland named Twatt!

On this mercifully short classic edition of TGWP, Rob and Chris choke down McDoubles while discussing bestiality, Kitlers (Kittens that look like Hitler), and paying pros to poop on people.

Chris and Rob discuss toilet babies, Chinese stereotypes and Hitler's lighter side on this ill-advised tiptoe through the tulips called Two Guys Watching Porn. Listen as they open up a specially delivered package containing their Lindsay Blowhan sex doll!

Chris and Rob talk about convicted murderer Jodi Arias, twisted sex dungeons, and pay a visit to the Tweet Bird in yet another classic TGWP! Also featured is a medley by Murdered by ROBOTS!

It's a retrospective of Rob, the man, the myth, the misunderstood mental case, in today's classic episode of TGWP, set against the backdrop of the Boston Marathon bombings. Rob is arrested for public nudity and fends off unwanted sexual advances while his cohost Chris, joined by Rob's ex-wife, reminisce. Featuring original music by our jailed comrade, including "Dumpsterbaby" and "My Ex-Wife"...