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Two Guys, What's Up?

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Welcome to the award winning comedy podcast Two Guys, What’s Up? Join Iain and Jordan every Monday as they explore the weird, the wonderful, and the downright unexplainable. From haunted houses to UFOs to the strangest corners of the internet, it’s part comedy, mostly chaos, and entirely questionable. Whether you’re a skeptic or a full-blown tinfoil-hat wearer, you’ll laugh, learn, and probably lose faith in reality. Follow Two Guys, What’s Up? wherever you get your podcasts! Because normal’s overrated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes

  1. Two Guys Catch Up #1

    Hello! Long time no speak! We're sorry about that, but things have been happening! And this week, we're here to fill you all in. We'll give you a little insight into our lives as people who now have time on their hands, catch you up on what's been going on, and have a little fun with a game that...

  2. #194 - BRB, Gotta Smash In Cancer

    Welcome to this week’s episode which, we’re sorry to say, isn’t a normal one. Due to Iain’s ongoing treatment, we’ve made the hard choice to call a short hiatus to give him the time he needs to concentrate on getting better. We’re hoping that doesn’t mean you won’t be hearing from us from time to...

  3. #193 - Moon Mysteries & Vinted Violence

    This week, Iain and Jordan are asking two of humanity’s biggest questions: what the hell is going on with the Moon, and why is everyone on Vinted so angry? Iain takes a trip to our nearest celestial neighbour and digs into some of the stranger theories surrounding the Moon. Is it hollow? Has it...

  4. #192 - One and a Half Guys, What’s Up?

    With Iain temporarily away getting treatment, there’s only one sensible solution: send in the next generation. This week, Dylan of The Curious Creepy Club Podcast takes his dad’s place alongside Jordan for a chat that goes exactly where you’d expect a conversation with Dylan to go…absolutely...

  5. #191 - Hairy Hands and Wasted Words

    This week on Two Guys, What’s Up?, Iain takes us down a lonely stretch of road on Dartmoor for the chilling tale of the Devonshire Hairy Hands. For more than a century, motorists travelling near Postbridge have reported something bizarre taking control of their vehicles: a pair of disembodied,...

  6. #190 - The Joyce Bowles Encounter & Jordan’s Questionable Questions

    This week on Two Guys, What’s Up?, we head back to 1977 for the bizarre story of Joyce Bowles —the woman who was driving through Winchester with her passenger, Ted Pratt, when they claimed they encountered a strange red-eyed figure beside a stalled vehicle. What followed was one of those…

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  7. #189 - Interview With Guest Pamela Hayward

    This week, we’re joined by the familiar face that is Pamela Hayward, a psychic medium who claims to be able to receive communication with those on the other side! Pamela speaks about her views on mediumship training, including the less glamorous side of mediumship, and how it can be dangerous!…

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  8. #188 - Psychic Surgery & Iain’s Totally Real Paranormal Experience

    This week on Two Guys, What’s Up?, Iain dives into the bizarre true story of Arigó, the Brazilian psychic surgeon who claimed to channel the spirit of a dead German doctor known as Dr. Fritz. Armed with little more than kitchen knives, no sense of medical hygiene, and a can-do attitude, Arigó...

  9. #187 - Weird Aliens & Astonishing Operations

    This week! Iain investigates the strange case of Lee Parish, whose alleged alien abduction is packed with bizarre turns that continue to divide opinion to this day. Was it a genuine close encounter, a vivid personal experience, or some accidentally ingested dodgy chicken? We follow the story from...

  10. #186 - Origins of the Conspiracy Theorist & Yorkshire Jokes

    This week on Two Guys, What's Up?, Iain dives into one of the internet's biggest mysteries: where did the term "conspiracy theorist" come from? Was it really popularised after the JFK assassination to silence people who asked too many questions, or has its history become muddied over time? We…

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  11. #185 – Haunted Houses & THE INTERVIEW

    This week, Iain takes us on a trip across the pond to Missouri where we hear the story one of America's creepiest haunted houses. But this isn't your typical ghost story. Expect terrifying screams, something that follows... and a case that only gets stranger the deeper you go. Then Jordan…

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  12. #184 - Questionable Abductions and Statistically Improbable!

    This week on Two Guys, What's Up?, Iain dives into one of Russia's strangest alleged UFO encounters: the mysterious Dubno Abduction. One family, bizarre entities, distant travels and claims that continue to divide believers and sceptics alike! What really happened that night, and why has this…

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  13. #183 - Computer Calls and Gigging Pitfalls

    This week we come baring a mind-bending mystery and therapeutic complaining! First off, Iain jumps into the fascinating world of physicist Jack Sarfatti, a man whose life has been filled with claims of mysterious phone calls from the future, cutting-edge theoretical physics, UFOs, consciousness,...

  14. #182 – Sleep Demons and Silly Stories

    This week, Iain takes us through the history of some of the worst nighttime visitors out there: the Incubus and the Succubus. These horrifying entities are said to use desire and intimacy against us in order to drain the very life from their victims. Then Jordan brings us crashing back to the…

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  15. #181 - Trantaloids and Terrible Advice

    This week we're heading into the stranger corners of UFO lore to meet some of the weirdest alien species ever reported! Sure, we all know about the Greys, but what about the Trantaloids? But along the way, we encounter some other lesser-known extraterrestrial species that have appeared in UFO...

  16. #180 - Inner Earth Aliens and a Superstitious Quiz

    This week we’re heading to the centre of the Earth to ask ourselves: do aliens come from above… or from below? We’ve got testimony from dedicated admirals, military personnel, and other fascinating questions to explore. But we’re just here to bring you the facts! Then Jordan puts Iain’s knowledge...

  17. #179 - Parsons, Portals & Popular Superstitions  

    Join us today as we venture into the desert with rocket man, pre-NASA NASA guy, and occult enthusiast Jack Parsons! But I'm sorry to say, we're not here for sightseeing or treasure hunting. We're here to witness a magical ceremony. So grab your pentagrams and... well, something else I can't…

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  18. #178 - Messages Through Time & Inconvenient Crime  

    This week, Iain finally tells us about the Dodleston messages! On a computer (that was pretty much out of the Stone Age), a household begins receiving messages from centuries in the past and decades in the future! One super strange mystery that starts out weird and only gets weirder! Jordan then...

  19. #177 - A Lifetime of Spooks and Translated Chinese Proverbs

    This week! Iain jumps into an account from a woman named Lori Drahl! From ghosts to aliens, to God knows what! It seems this poor lady has had a lifetime of experiences and, it seems with her, it wasn’t the beginning or the end of the horrors that unfolded. Next up, Jordan gives us some Chinese...

  20. #176 - Reptilian Relations and Silly Street Signs

    You know how lizards like to sit on those rocks that get really hot? Well today we're scaling that up x1000 as Iain tells us about a reptilian, and it don't need no rock because it’s hot enough! Or at least that is according to one lady who claimed that she was having relations with this creepy...

  21. #175 - 30 EAST DRIVE INVESTIGATION

    So… we finally did it! Us Two Guys went to 30 East Drive, the home of the Black Monk (AKA THE MOST VIOLENT POLTERGEIST IN THE UK)! But we were too scared to go alone, so we headed in with James of the Fortean News Podcast, alongside his collaborator Matt from Confessions of a Ghost Boy, and Paul…

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  22. #174 - Earths Defence System & the Dark Side of Vinted

    Today, Iain takes us through the insane real event that was the Tunguska event! The catastrophic explosion that happened over Siberia 118 years ago. And this segment might have you saying “sure, that’s weird. But where is the paranormal!?” But don’t worry, it’s coming! Because in the end, we find...

  23. #173 - Metallic Lurkers and Are You Dating an Idiot? Pt.2

    This week, Iain shares a bunch of weird reports from Spain that detail encounters with a variety of weird metallic entities that were witnessed from up close in people’s bedrooms, to random places like the side of the road! And then Jordan brings us a much-needed part 2 of a segment done years…

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  24. #172 - Bankers, Boats, Betrayal and Phonetic Alphabet Fails

    This week we find out just how (apparently) a financial titan could have (potentially) planned one of the greatest oceanic disasters of the 20th century and (maybe) in the process (supposedly) also sunk his competitors! So (they say) the central banking system of the US could (possibly) be…

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  25. #171 - Real Life Star Wars and Crappy Pub Jokes

    This week on Iain’s parents’ favourite podcast! Iain kicks things off with the retelling of not one, not two, but three bizarre battles that took place in the skies right above hundreds of witnesses’ heads over the span of half a decade that involved what appeared to be, for all intents and...

  26. #170 - Hellish NDEs and Pondering Zombie Survival

    This week we dive into a few different types of hell! Iain starts with the quite literal version, with stories of people who have had the misfortune to experience near death, and ended up in some form of hellscape! Complete with cruel creatures, despair, and lakes of fire! But then Jordan talks...

  27. #169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall Finds

    #169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall Finds It’s April Fools week! And what better way to celebrate than to switch up Iain and Jordan’s roles and it you’ve listened to March’s bonus episode over on our Patreon, then you’ll know that Jordan is currently in his DARK phase! And today is no…

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  28. #168 - Ancient Divination & Dirty Industry Secrets

    This week we kick off by talking about the Scarborough Sci-Fi Festival, taking place on the 18th-19th April, because we’ve been invited to do a panel! Two days, two one-hour talks with our good friends Paul Sinclair and James Koppert, with the chance to come and chat with all of us afterwards. If...

  29. #167 - Psychic Dog & Sanctioned Benefits

    Today we start with a small conversation about sickness and Iain being haunted by a woman that now has outside verification by none other than Jordan. Then the good stuff! Iain kicks things off by telling us all the heartwarming story of Jim the wonder dog! Possibly one of the world’s only, true...

  30. #166 - Origins of the Bermuda Triangle and Paranormal Tales Pt.2

    This week we start by discussing Iain’s lack of sleep and the fact that Jordan’s dog is a skinwalker. But it soon descends into the GOOD STUFF! Iain starts by talking about one of the most famous stories that gave the Bermuda Triangle its horrible name - taking planes and the people that are…

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  31. #165 - Threshold Guardians and Paranormal Tales

    Breaking news! You can now contact us via WhatsApp on the Two Guys Hotline! Send us your questions, spooky stories, weird photos, criticisms, or just a friendly hello on: 07395 840199 This week we start by talking about the importance of riders! Those things that stars, celebrities and artists...

  32. #164 - Un-Ignorable Past-Life Proof and Moral Dilemmas

    This week, it’s proof-time! Iain brings you the story about a young boy who claimed to have past-life memories. But, you see, the man this boy used to be was in the public eye! So just how did a four year-old know all the ins and outs of the life of a Hollywood talent agent? How did he prove it?...

  33. #163 - Shape Shifting Witches and Confusing SMS

    First off, we shut up talking about personal lives at 17:55 but we start off by talking about the horrors of waiting for a new microphone and the joys (and awkward incidents) of Jordan’s recent trip to Spain! so if you don't want to hear that, feel free to skip. We won't be offended. But then we...

  34. #162 - Real Zombies and We’re All Getting Old!

    This week we are going full horror as Iain starts off by discussing zombies! Not the types that you find in horror movies, like those fast runners or even the ambling kind that are easy to escape, but the REAL kind. The kind that involves sorcerers, being drugged, slave labour, and having your...

  35. #161 - Buried Greys and Mis-Schooled Days

    Welcome to a rather reminiscent episode! I guess you could call this Episode 82 Pt.2 - for we feature featured these topics all those years ago. And that means that today you’re getting another story of some aliens that were buried in our sweet soil, and a list of things that were taught to us in...

  36. #160 - Number Stations and Useless Inventions

    This week we’re getting creepy and more pointless than usual! Iain starts by telling us about some of the creepier number stations out there, the things that were supposedly created to give coded messages to spies, but if that was their purpose, why are the same ones that played during the Cold…

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  37. #159 - Yorkshire Aliens and 3pm VS 3am

    Today we’re starting off in Yorkshire, where we meet a guy who was out for a delightful little walk around the moors. Typically tranquil, but for him, it was a winter walk like no other! For he was unlucky enough to have met an alien (rather him than me!) and he brought home PHOTOGRAPHIC…

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  38. #158 - Misleading Ghosts and Weird-Bay

    This week Iain tells us the story of a haunting! The kind that’s feels left over from some kind of horrors past. But don’t let the name fool you; there are no booties involved! (I know, I was angry too.) Jordan then tells us some of the most useless things ever sold on eBay! Because who doesn’t...

  39. #157 - Hearing GUYS: A Super Special Birthday Bonanza!

    Welcome to 2026 and a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? Where this week, we’re forgoing the creepy history and internet oddities to CELEBRATE! It’s birthday week! We’ve got Jordan’s, Iain’s, Paul’s - and the Podcast itself - all levelling up a year! So to celebrate, they’re all in a…

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  40. #156 - New Years Rituals and Regrets

    Welcome to a New Years special! This week Iain gives us some new years lore. All that fun stuff you celebrate on December 31st? Born of protection rituals from the fae! Plus some weird things that us humans use to believe; stuff that the new year could bring in if you weren’t careful. Main...

  41. TGWU 2025 Christmas Present (Just Another Episode, Sorry)

    We hope you are all having an amazing Christmas Day! You’re probably wondering why we’re here. Well, we couldn’t leave you to cook your Christmas dinner while listening to old episodes of the show (as you do), so we figured we’d just give you something new to fill your ears while you prepare your...

  42. #155 - Christmas Goblins and Weird Festive Family Traditions

    Welcome! Deck the halls and joy to all mankind - today is TGWU’s Christmas special! And we ain’t here to disappoint! Iain gives us some creepy Christmas lore from the days of old in goblin form! The kind that likes to ruin your day and make your food inedible! And then Jordan gives us some of the...

  43. #154 - Sky THINGS & Paranormal Shower Thoughts

    This week we’re bringing the festive spirit with a bizarre sting of aerial phenomena. Sounds and sightings that all started on Christmas Day of 1964. What was it? Well, they just called it a “thing” - Jordan on the other hand? He called it everything else under the sun! And then Jordan brings us...

  44. #153 - Scythe Swinging Skeletons and Smelly Sickness

    Today we’re on a double-dose of the weird. Iain kicks things off with some real, reportedly true accounts of people who’ve actually seen the Grim Reaper. But is he a genuine entity out there doing the rounds, or did we humans make him up!? Did we just will him into existence, accidentally...

  45. #152 - Paul Sinclair Interview Special

    Welcome to a special episode! You read that title correctly; following on from the October live show, we’ve got Paul back for a full 1-on-1 (well… 2-on-1) interview. He tried to get away, but Iain’s legs were longer. So please enjoy our open, funny, and genuinely fascinating chat with unexplained...

  46. #151 - Terrifying Triangles and Top Tech Tips

    Today we’re finishing up Iain’s eight-part series of intertwined mystical madness by heading to another spooky mountain! Expect similar vibes but totally different stories from the BENNINGTON TRIANGLE! Then Jordan tells us some cool things people have done to automate their life! (And a really...

  47. #150 - Mount Shasta and Scam Master

    Today we’re starting at the most famous mountain in mysticism: Mount Shasta! The Californian mountain that’s apparently part spiritual vortex, part alien airport, and part interdimensional Wi-Fi hotspot. Over the years, this snow-capped peak has hosted everything from Lemurians to UFOs, among…

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  48. #149 - Immortal Secrets and Deathbed Confessions

    Today we’ve got two stories at opposite ends of the spectrum; the first of a guy who won’t die, and five others who reveal their biggest secrets as they reach their final moments! Iain first tells of the legend of Count Saint Germain, the mysterious 18th-century figure who baffled Europe by never...

  49. #148 - Sleepy Seers and Laziest Admissions

    Welcome back! Today, we’re talking about people who like to do… not very much. But while the person that Iain tells us about was asleep, he use to do things like hand out cures and predict the future! It’s the story of Edgar Casey, aka the Sleeping Prophet! Was he really spouting sleep truths? Or...

  50. TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep5

    Today we’re finishing up in North Yorkshire, in the quaint village of Hutton-le-Hole. Don’t let the name fool you—this place may or may not have been home to tales of ghosts, UFOs, fairy tricks, and all manner of high strangeness. It’s a village where the weird and wonderful come out to play. And...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to the award winning comedy podcast Two Guys, What’s Up?

Join Iain and Jordan every Monday as they explore the weird, the wonderful, and the downright unexplainable. From haunted houses to UFOs to the strangest corners of the internet, it’s part comedy, mostly chaos, and entirely questionable. Whether you’re a skeptic or a full-blown tinfoil-hat wearer, you’ll laugh, learn, and probably lose faith in reality.

Follow Two Guys, What’s Up? wherever you get your podcasts! Because normal’s overrated.

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