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Two Horny Goats
by Two Horny Goats
Welcome to Two Horny Goats, a podcast hosted by Roxy and Priska. Each week, these two ball-busting Taiwanese-American capricorns will tackle all aspects of life—from human sexuality to food and culture to growing up with savage Asian parents. We’re just two horny goats climbing the mountain of life, eating Asian American stereotypes for breakfast. #StayHorny Find us at twohornygoats.com
Episodes
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Anne Lister: A Fucboi We Can Get Behind (Queer History Lesson!)
Happy Pride! We’re officially kicking off three weeks of Queer History Lessons! Roxy and Priska knew they needed a special guest to don some very sexy professorial robes to address the class and they could think of no one better than… (*drumroll please*)… Kevyn Fong (@level4alpha). (Yaasssss!)…
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Besties Checking in from Occupied LA
It’s been quite a week in LA, Goatees. Between heartless ICE raids, the fear-inducing National Guard and Marines deployment, and neighbors being disappeared off the streets without warning or due process, it’s been hard not to fall into a deep hole of despair and anger. AND it’s been incredible…
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Masculinity in Crisis? (Part Two)
Here's part two of our conversation about modern masculinity. We continue our conversation on 'Adolescence', incel culture, the manosphere, and the future of young men. (If you missed part one, go ahead and go back and listen to it first!) If you have any thoughts or questions, we're all ears:...
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Masculinity in Crisis? (Part One)
This week Roxy and Priska discuss ‘Adolescence’, incel culture, the manosphere, and the current state of young men. They do their best to approach this complex topic with both compassion and incisiveness. Tune in next week for Part Two. Until then, we’d love to hear your thoughts on this topic,...
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Functional and Financial Freeze (Part 2)
Have you been struggling financially? If so, you might be experiencing Financial Freeze, a response triggered by the threat of financial hardship during which the brain’s planning center shuts down due to stress. Roxy and Priska share about their financial struggles this past year and how it…
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Functional and Financial Freeze (Part 1)
Are you feeling stuck? Numb and disconnected? It could be Functional Freeze. This week, Roxy and Priska go through the ins and outs of Functional Freeze and share the ways they’ve been struggling with it. With so much going on in our lives, country, and world, the stress and trauma is leads to...
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The Year of the Snake
This week, Priska shares an essay she wrote about how her family shed itself of cultural traditions in favor of serving a western God. We’ll be back next week with full length episodes! Thanks so much for supporting us throughout unforeseen starts and stops. As always, share your thoughts with us...
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How we're navigating this election. (Please vote!)
This election season has been a stress-filled roller coaster. Roxy & Priska breakdown the thought-process behind how they're voting. The clock is ticking down, be sure to get your ballots turned in. For those in Southern California, please check out LAist.com's unbiased voter guides for local...
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Life Lately + HAPPY PRIDE!
Happy Pride 2024, Goatees! We hope you’re taking the time to celebrate and rest in equal measure. There’s so much going on right now, both in the world and in our personal lives. Today, Roxy shares some high highs and low lows—her feature film “Beacon” just had its world premiere at the Tribeca...
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How Our Romantic Relationships Have Evolved Over Time
Romantic relationships are not a fixed point—dynamics, affection, and sexual intimacy morph and change constantly with time. In today’s episode, Roxy and Priska talk about how their relationships with their partners have evolved over the years. Some things are better. Some things are more...
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How Our Mother’s Mapped Womanhood For Us
Happy Mother’s Day! Today we’re talking about our mothers and how they were our first examples of what womanhood looked like. We reflect on early sense memories of our moms, reminisce on how they tried to guide us through puberty, and discuss how they shaped the women we are today. We’d love to...
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The Momofuku Chili Crunch Fiasco - (BONUS EPISODE!)
A few weeks ago, we had a conversation about the Momofuku Chili Crunch fiasco. It was reported that Momofuku was sending cease and desist letters to small Asian American companies that were using the term "Chili Crunch" in their products and branding. These brands were informed that they had...
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Perceptions of Fear: Death, Taxes, & Things That Go Bump in the Night
What are the root causes of your fears? This week we talk about the different types of fear, the origins of our deep-seated fears, and how we’ve been able to overcome debilitating fears as we’ve gotten older. Fear is powerful, instinctual, and, at times, all encompassing; and even still…
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Aging Past the Zeitgeist
They say youth is fleeting and that is never more apparent then when it’s slipping through your fingers. But dare we say it’s kind of liberating?? In this week’s episode we talk about what it’s like to age past the cultural zeitgeist. We fully love and embrace the process of aging but it doesn’t...
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We're coming back for Season 5!
We’re back, Goatees! Season 5 is launching April 15th (wohoo, Tax Day! We love!). For now, here’s a cute little teaser for you, hope you enjoy! Also, we’ll now be posting episodes (with video, gulp) to Youtube, so please head there and “Like” and “Subscribe”!...
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Three Lessons We've Learned This Year | Welcome to our Season 4 Finale!
It’s the Season 4 Finale of Two Horny Goats! In this sweet finale episode, Roxy and Priska share three lessons they’ve learned over the past year. (Warning: things get very sappy and existential, we're pretty much Two Crying Goats by the end of the episode). Share three lessons you’ve learned…
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From Financial Freak Out to Financial Serenity: Our Finance Diaries
Both Roxy and Priska tend to approach finances with a generous dose of anxiety, shame, and doom. Over the past month, they’ve decided to dig into their fear of money by recording weekly voice journals, in which they reflect on why talking about money makes them squirm, what their current…
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Mental Health Baes: Spiritual Direction with Abe
This week, Priska sits down with her husband, Abraham Kim, to talk about his mental health journey. They begin by delving into the effects of generational trauma, evidenced by the physical and emotional abuse endured in his childhood. They talk about Abe’s adolescence and adulthood spent in a...
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Mental Health Baes: Sex Therapy with Jah
In what might be the most intimate interview in Two Horny Goats history, Roxy sits down with her partner Jah to discuss his work as a Sex Therapist. They delve into his background and his approach to working with his patients. The interview also gives a beautiful insight into Roxy and Jah's...
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Two Dishes: Taste Memories from Childhood
This week, Roxy & Priska talk about a dish from their childhoods that stands out as the singular most comforting dish. There are few things more potent than taste and smell memories; a dish can take you back to a specific time and place, evoke colors and textures long forgotten, and revive loved...
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Teaser: Financial Diaries: Managing (and Mismanaging) Our Money
The topic that continues to be taboo no matter how much time passes: FINANCES. We're getting sweaty just thinking about it. BUT, we'd like to push against our own discomfort. Over the next few weeks, Roxy and Priska will capture voice notes to give Goatees an intimate look into how they manage…
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Designing Your Space
This week Roxy and Priska talk about their philosophies behind putting together the spaces they live in. A lot of how we think about our homes has to do with what we experienced growing up—some people had very chaotic homes and seek order in adulthood, others may have lived in overly rigid spaces...
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How to Confront Casual Homophobia and Deepen Your Allyship
This week Roxy and Priska chat about the ever-constant journey of learning to be a better ally to our friends in marginalized group, in this episode, namely queer folx. We talk about what to do when you have access to groups that still harbor homophobic sentiments and explore how to confront the...
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Back after an unexpectedly long break!
We're sorry we've been MIA, Goatees! We've missed you so much. After our last episode, Roxy was called out on a grueling two month shoot in Newfoundland. We're finally back together and can't wait to catch you up on what we've been up to during the mid-season break. More horny episodes to come...
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Learning to embrace accountability.
Accountability might sound like corporate jargon but this week, Roxy & Priska break down why learning to be fully accountable for their actions is one of the the most important steps they’ve taken in their personal growth journeys. They talk about how confronting your ego and pride is…
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Ever searching for home.
“Was I always born with wings on my feet?” This week we’re continuing our LDR series with a solo episode from Roxy. Climb inside Roxy’s mind as she shares the complex layers of what home means to her. Having moved frequently as a child, a feeling of rootlessness plagued her childhood and...
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Loving each other from afar.
What's it like nurturing and maintaining a romantic relationship from afar? This week we're continuing our LDR series with a solo episode from Priska. Priska and her husband, Abe, are spending the next year in different cities as he travels for work and she remains at home. She gives Goatees a...
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Introducing Our LDR Series
We’re kicking off a series of solo episodes about Long Distance Relationships: for Priska it’s adjusting to Abe being on the road, for Roxy it’s wrestling with the concept of home when your family lives overseas. These solo episodes will come out in the next two weeks. Until then, enjoy this…
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What can masculinity look like in 2023?
This week Roxy and Priska tackle a tricky topic: what can masculinity looks like in 2023. We talk about the things men are deprived of under the patriarchy, namely the permission to share and express their emotions, to be soft with each other, and so much more. We want to find a way to connect in...
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Play "We're Not Really Strangers" with us!
Kick back, put on your fave face mask, pop some bubbly, and join us for a Two Horny Goats Sleepover! In this episode, we play the game “We're Not Really Strangers” Friendship Edition, a game geared towards deepening existing relationships and creating new ones. We have such a blast (we literally...
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Me, Myself, & My Inner Voice
This week Roxy & Priska chat about their inner voices: when they recall first hearing it and how it has affected their lives. They’re surprised to learn that they had polar opposite experiences in their youth — Roxy all but ignored her inner voice while Priska was ruled by an extremely critical...
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We’ve officially hit our mid-thirties. (Yikes! Yay!))
We’re kicking off the new year by… continuing the course. Instead of ripping things down to the studs in 2023, we’re keeping on the trajectory we’re on and taking time to appreciate the view at every stage of the climb. We’re sending you all love and a reminder to count your victories, no matter...
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WE'RE COMING BACK FOR SEASON 4!
We missed you, our lovely Goatees! We'll be kicking off Season 4 of Two Horny Goats next Monday with an episode about what we're loving (and what we're struggling with) in our mid thirties. See you then, we can't wait! Until then, take a listen through our archive of episodes or drop us a "hello"...
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Did you miss us!? (Back with Season 4 in January 2023!)
We couldn't stay away from you for long, lovely Goatees! We miss you so much and here's a catch up episode just for you. This week Roxy shares about her time directing two episodes of The Haunted Museum in Toronto and Priska talks about tagging along on tour with singer/songwriter, Surrija. We…
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The Collective Right to Bodily Autonomy (LIVE TAPING)
It's our Season 3 FINALE! To celebrate the close of our third season, we invited all our Goatees to a special in-person, LIVE TAPING. Listen in as we breakdown the importance of bodily autonomy and how easy it is to unconsciously relinquish it. We also had some lovely Goatees hop on the mic to...
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Reflections on Roe v. Wade
We woke up on Friday morning absolutely gutted by the news that Roe v. Wade had been overturned by the Supreme Court. In this bonus episode, we reflect, commiserate, and share personal stories around how this decision affects us all in the US. Roxy shares an experience she's never spoken about...
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Holding Space for All Things Heavy
We took a short break to process everything happening in our country. Hope you're all doing ok. In this episode we talk about the impact of constant gun violence, feeling the pendulum of progress swing back, and share about Priska's experience with COVID. A reminder: Our live podcast recording is...
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You're Invited to our In-Person Meetup + Live Recording
Hi Goatees! To celebrate the end of Season 3, we're inviting you to a Two Horny Goats IRL Meetup! We'll be doing a live recording of our finale episode AND we’ll all go for a drink afterwards! Join us June 9th from 5-7 PM at Hey Hey Cafe in Echo Park! (PSST...first 15 peeps to arrive will get a...
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Voice Notes From Our Moms
Happy Mother's Day! Roxy and Priska had their mom's share what motherhood means to them and they understood the assignment. Hope you enjoy this special BONUS EPISODE! (Note: We know this can be a triggering day for many people so please take care while listening. We love you all.) Please visit...
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The Sexual Miseducation of Priska
In another 2HG solo episode, Priska recounts her experiences with Sex Education growing up in the church. She shares incredibly honestly about not being informed of the mechanics of sex during SexEd, feeling that her on body was a minefield for sin, what it took to reclaim her sexuality, and,...
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Navigating Life on the Unbeaten Path
It’s time for some 1 on 1 time with Plant Daddy Roxy. It’s our first solo Two Horny Goats episode! We thought we’d switch it up so you can get to know us a little better; each solo episode reveals what preoccupies us and shows off a bit of our personalities. In this episode, Roxy shares her...
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Falling and Staying in Love w/ Abraham Kim
Marriage is no cake walk. In what may be our most intimate episode to date, Roxy interviews Priska and her husband, Abe, about their marriage. They share candid details about falling in love, accepting each other at their worst, managing finances together, facing difficult seasons, and…
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Roxy's first time at the Critics' Choice Awards
This week Roxy & Priska talk about some notable “shit-aversaries”, aka anniversaries of shitty things: from the two year mark of the pandemic to one year since the Atlanta shooting. Then, Roxy regales us with stories from her first time at the Critics’ Choice Awards. Tune in to hear the full…
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Platonic Romance with Rachelle Flauta
This week Roxy & Priska are happy to invite their friend Rachelle Flauta to the pod! Rachelle is not just Roxy’s BFFL: they consider themselves non-sexual domestic partners after living together for over 6 years. Today, Roxy takes off her hosting hat and Priska interviews the two of them about…
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We Miss You! (Back after a short breaky-break.)
Hope you haven't missed us too much! We'll be back after a short mid-season break on March 28th. Until then, enjoy this incredible song "The American Way" by Teully, streaming on all platforms.
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Crushing Hard!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today Roxy & Priska are chatting all about crushes. From the emotional highs to the devastating lows, they’re sharing all the deets in exquisite detail. Whether you’re single or attached this year, join them as they run through their giggliest crushes, divulge their most...
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Queer History Lesson #1
This week, Roxy & Priska have each chosen an event or figure in Queer History to teach each other about! Get ready to learn about what the lives of queer men in early 20th century Chicago looked like, plus, Roxy tells a riveting story about a rambunctious sword-wielding, bi-sexual woman living in...
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Confessions of a Recovering People Pleaser
Today we’re uncovering our propensity to people please: whether it is nature or nurture, when it spun out of control in our lives, and how we still struggle with it today. Roxy & Priska are both recovering people pleasers but their need to people please came from very different origin points.…
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Intention Setting + AsianAm Lit That Changed Us
We’re back from our winter break! This week Roxy & Priska talk about intention setting for the new year—what it means to each of them, why they began this practice, and how they find practical applications to do so. Later in the episode, they chat about the (often limited) Asian American…
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Congrats! We All Survived 2021.
Congratulations on surviving 2021, Goatees! Thanks for an incredible year, we appreciate you all so much. Here's us signing off before finding some rest during this holiday season. Please take special care of yourselves during this time, the past two years have been exhausting and you deserve...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Two Horny Goats, a podcast hosted by Roxy and Priska. Each week, these two ball-busting Taiwanese-American capricorns will tackle all aspects of life—from human sexuality to food and culture to growing up with savage Asian parents. We’re just two horny goats climbing the mountain of life, eating Asian American stereotypes for breakfast. #StayHorny Find us at twohornygoats.com
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