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Two In The Think Tank

by Andy Matthews & Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

Listen as Andy and Al come up with five sketch ideas, without fail. Maybe seven if we don't think that the first five were very good. Follow us on twitter! Al - @alasdairtb Andy - @stupidoldandy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  1. 548 - "ENTER THE DOCTORGON"

    Enter Doctorgon - Surgeon Fight, France Tunnel Of Love, 2 Men Enter 3 Men Leave, Bully Media, The Bully Community, Getting an Targeted Ad for a Product You’ve Only Conceived of in Your Mind, Future Development, Unique Identity Limited, Public Lice Migration Pixar Film, Buffoon Sanctuary, Skull...

  2. 547 - "SOUL ELECTRONS"

    Homie Wrecker, Made a Colostrum Mistake, Executive Electrons, Nobel Prize for Coming Up with the Coolest Concept, Cash in Your Organs, Part Time War, Hunter Gatherer but for Modern Life, Dance War, Helping the Public Image of the Noose, The Pre-Fist Era Listen to Alasdair's Bobby Logs Stories for...

  3. 546 - "NUT PUNCH ZOMBIES"

    Whiplash Rodeo Sterilisation, Air Pressure Thieves, EpiPen Inflator, Bullet Sniper Inflators, Anaphylaxis Basketball, Ball Punch Zombies, Surfing on a Body Surfer, Body Part Sacrifice, The Origins of Sacrifice, Druids VS Salary Sacrifice Listen to Alasdair's Bobby Logs Stories for kids You can...

  4. 545 - "A LONG LUNCH IN FRANCE IS A BAGUETTE"

    The Most Conservative Sins, Newer Testament, Miracle Investigators, Guinness Record Convention Attack, Really Funny Principal Assassination Joke, Gambling Loophole, Altared Images, Past Tense Invention, France Having a Long Lunch, God Does Play Dice, Heaven Would Not Get Boring, Mom Talking...

  5. 544 - "WILD MILKED MOOSE YOGHURT"

    Chickpea Can Farter, Counterfeit Pig Cheese, Wild Milked Moose Yoghurt, MILF Yoghurt, 1 Million Buck Borrow, Job Battles, Door to Door Scorpion Salesman, Focus Pocus, Sexy Workplace Accident Calendar, Regular Photos of You Calendar, Calendar of Photos You Can Smell Listen to Alasdair's Bobby Logs...

  6. 543 - "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NOT MODELING?"

    Don't Try Modeling Agency, Chaise Longue Scout, The Upper Eschalots, Make Whale from Scratch, Piss Anywhere Tech, The Souvenir Shop, Guy Who Steals Picture of Himself Stealing, Glaswegian Exfoliant Get tix to Al and Matt's Canada tour here. Listen to Alasdair's Bobby Logs Stories for kids You can...

  7. 542 - "BEREAVED CO-HOSTS"

    Dad Swap, Dad Bombing, New Dad in Town, She Said Yes! - Brown Finger, She Said No - Frown Face, Senile Podcast Host, Percentage Based Traffic Lights, Democracy Punk, Refrigerated Car Park, Buy a Trolley, Coldsmobile, The Richel - Clippers Based Rachel, Executioners Sack, Hot and Cold Directing...

  8. 541 - "A SQUIRREL IS A RAT THAT BELIEVED IN ITSELF"

    Cute Rat, A Truly Unique Body - My Trapezoidal Shaped Body, New Things to Be Angry About, Opinionpedia, Dirt Eaters Inc., Spoon Bayonet, Biggooism, Hunter Gatherer Conservatives, Pass the Duchy Left Hand Side, The Embryo Voting Rights, Royal Butthole Book Get tix to Al and Matt's Canada tour…

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  9. 540 - "FOUR SIDED CUBE"

    Flow Province, Face Mask Tongue Depressor, Cube Tube, Getting Suckled by a Hippo Reality Show, What Reality TV Show? Execution Style Encore, Fish Eye Boy, The Ship of Theseus'd Brain Intelligence, Living Furniture , Beauty and Beast but the Furniture Can Shit, First Cop to Search Computer with...

  10. 539 - "CLOWN PROCTOLOGIST"

    Absurd Pick Up Lines, New Male Mystiques, Andy's Dream Kayak Jumpscare, Healing Fists, Or Do You Just Need to Piss, Chillmaxxing Drink to Sedate the Populace, 3 Tube Law for Clothes + Tube Trading, World Wide Feud, State Emergence Musical Retrospective Brigade, Clown Forensic Pathologist, Clown...

  11. 538 - "IT'S CALLED UNCLEING"

    Ranting Choir, Diversitycriticisacism, Uncleing, The AFL Umpire Spit, The Best of Dead Al Jolson, Jaywalking Purge, New Scales for Art That Aren't Good or Bad, Scale of Scales, Rarest Word Dictionary Negotiation, The Word Pitcher - Batman Villain Listen to Alasdair's Bobby Logs Stories for kids…

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  12. 537 - "DEEPAK KARATE CHOPRA"

    Cortisolo, Very Charming Within One Atom Distance, Tonguing the Ear, Top Brimming Hats, Karate Chop Based Top Hat Cult, Parents Don't Know Your Real Name, Back to Front Movie, Script Made of Pictures - Film Made of Words, Tyrant Magazine, First Idea That Gets Shut Down ChatGPT, Sister City Rift...

  13. 536 - "BAD COMEDIAN"

    Airship Sink Up, Black Hole Coil Motor That'd Probably Do Something, Newtral Sexuality, Buttcheek Neck Pillow Reverse 69, Interlocked Croucher Plane Seat + Roomba Toilet, iRobottom, Bad Comedian, Department of Retreats and Deserters, Goochi, Archery Competition Stick Up, Whale Farm Pool, Whale…

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  14. 535 - "A DOG GOT IN THE INTERNET"

    The Lonely Burp Fetishist, Ads for the Internet, A Dog Has Got into the Internet, We Need a New Thing to Do, Heaven Is Behind the Praywall, Free Lies - The Movie, Oursona Bin Laden, Midas Touch for Brothers, Big Yellow Taxi for American Missile Stocks, Cylindrical Tunnel Hat, Past Tense Rappers...

  15. 534 - "THE PATIENT WILL SEE YOU NOW"

    One Big Teacher, Destructive Compliments, Wasting the Mourning, One's Origin as a Number Word, The Oneness Molecule, Scissor Delivery Service, Putting on Reading Glasses for Cunnilingus, Galileo Selling Telescopes to Perverts, Hubble Dick Picks, Talking Ape Solving Crimes, Guy Whose Doctors Are...

  16. 533 - "WOMAN-MADE CLIMATE CHANGE"

    Martial Art Skills of Oscar Wilde, White Good Supremacist, Free Sausage Breakfast, Screaming Plugins - Yellify, Whisper War, The Jerking Off the Balls Revelation - What You See Isn't Real in Videos, Ready to Find Out Recycling Is the Worst Thing for the Environment, Wet Sand Is the Arse of the...

  17. 532 - "ADAPTING TRIANGLES FOR THE STAGE"

    Landlordinary, The Justifiers, Hack the Wayback, Second Proctolopinion, Referring Doctor, Crazy Jake, Elf Shoe Curly Toes, Triangle the Musical, Roswell Triangles, V for oVerlooked, Nipple Boobs, Sun Bathing Eggligee, Famous Speeches Circus Song You can purchase A Listener hats by emailing...

  18. 531 - "WAR SPOON"

    Meaning Meaning, Meaning Maxxing, God Accessible, 1990s SNL Movie Making, Pitching to Dictionary, Vomit is a Word, Masculinity is a Prison, War Spoon, Calmer Sutra You can purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch...

  19. 530 - "THIRD RESPONDERS"

    Sketches TBC You can purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt here And visit the Think Tank Institute website: Check out our comics on instagram with Peader Thomas at Pants Illustrated Order...

  20. 529 - "NEEDS OF PYRAMID"

    Beanful Baby, Man O Beans, Encore Hostage, Actually Improvised Bomb, Humanhattan Project, Marooned Five, Needs of Pyramid, Alien Triangle, Emotionally Strong Shape, CSIRO Hotline, Local Member Wank Van, Bunt Comedy You can purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up…

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  21. 528 - "GOD'S BIG BOOK OF JOKES"

    GodChat, GodPranks, New Zips, Men's Shedding, Word Original Origin Origami, Plants Can See Wedding Yell, Bluetooth Pants Zipper, Dead Body Chat, Flaccid God You can purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet...

  22. 527 - "FREAKY GOOD FRIDAY"

    Cinema Brake Pedal, Mid-Convo Hello, Freaky Good Friday, Tradie Jesus, F.Art, Ailzheimer's, Gold Rush, Brain Wipe, Robot Reality Island, Who'll Gong the Gong? You can purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch…

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  23. 526 - "MEMENTO$"

    Mementos, Brotorboating, Driver's Bed, Velocity Limit, Proudgasm, Mrs Freeze, Book Unbinding, Readhab, Twist Top Flooring, Unhungry Bomb You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt…

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  24. 525 - "THE WIFE WHISPERER"

    3D Alphabet, Lollipop Lair, Molten Nickel, Intern Manogram, WW, Wife Backflip Jealousy, Leg Hair Nudity, Thank You For Bosses, Magic Magician, Hair Funeral, Under Toe Smelling Gunk You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here…

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  25. 524 - "THE RIGHT TO ROMAINE SILENT"

    Brain Tentacle, Single Use Memory, Enlightened Louse, Climax for the Climate, Romaine Silent, Philosophy But Make It Great, Operation Kill God, Zeus Boxing, Edward Chapstick Fingers, Operation Protect God You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the...

  26. 523 - "METAL LICA"

    Scrunchtime, Bad TV, Putting Sorry on the Moon, Marching Club, Tap Kissing, Double Ended Lollipop, Piggyback the King, Piggy Back Pig Attack, Take Back Piggy Back, 3 Factor Authentication, Explosive PM You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the...

  27. 522 - "SANTA'S SAC"

    Slow and Scurrilous, Band Name Amnesty, Institute of World Decisions, Amish Wank, Modern Sexiness, Santa's Sac, Double Blind Pub Test You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt here...

  28. 521 - "BOILED SANDWICH"

    Open mouth billionaire, Bosom Lobes, Motherhood Brotherhood, Philosophical Cheese Hater, Salt Air, Bad Bidets, Terrible Toilet Paper, BS You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt…

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  29. 520 - "FIFA PRIZE FOR MEDICINE"

    Fifa Physics, Planck Meat, Paltrow Baby Smell Swap, Dyson Bowlless Toilet, Trump Pubes, Scrotal Knockout, Lazy Home Robot, Cement Encasement Man Spa, Metric Shoey You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch...

  30. 519 - "YULE PLANET"

    Good God, God on Heat, Secret Second Wife Puzzle, Sister Dating Puzzle Master, WereSanta, Off Street - Into Cabinet, Yule Planet, Dumbentia, Squirrel Mouth Attack, Long Arm Sonya, Gangam Psy Op You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th...

  31. 518 - "BREAD KELLY"

    Eat Where You Shit, Shit BBQ, New Beast Hunt, Dangerously Unbalanced Bread, Soup and Man, Such is Loaf, Trauma Log, Disposable Body Buck Hunter You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will...

  32. 517 - "THE BIGGER PRAWN"

    Drop the e, Hourglass Poop, Facial Co-construction Destruction, Gosling Reconstruction, Ultrasound Papparazzi, Word Subsctiption, Inconsequential Timetraveller, Brown Swatch, Big and Tall and Spongebob, Bigger Prawn You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected]…

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  33. 516 - "THE SPEED OF WET"

    S.O.W, Too Much Information Pussycat, The Spitvalve Saxophonist, Smother a Brother, CPR Billions, Sued By the BeeGees, Xibit A, Sunday Night Bed Rest, Studio Notes, Truly Ugly, Missing Child Impersonator, P.U.N, The Thing Lost Kid, We Adopt Kids For Cash You can now purchase A Listener hats by...

  34. 515 - "THE GUN FORK"

    Too Sad for Sadness, Pre-Emptive Nobel Prize Strike, Gun Utensil, Noel: the Lone Elon Looney, Scrotal Wedgie, Wedgie/Dack Combo Move, Practical Poetry, The Shartening, The Bird White Mystery You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode...

  35. 514 - "CAN YOU BOLOGNESE IT?"

    Orphan Titles, Next Available Future, CSIRA, Baby Seinfeld, Bolognyayornay? Pokemon CTE, Ribs are a Cage, Crabdomen, Voodoo Beauty Care You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt…

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  36. 513 - "HORIZONTAL CONVERTIBLE"

    Women are Surname Lions, Arch Nemesis, Here Comes the Specific Plane! Phone is Interent Cloaca, Bull Eats Brass, Horizontal Convertible, Funeral Home, Cheap Funerals, Plastic Strawman, Make a Worse Straw You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the...

  37. 512 - "VOICE ACTIVATED GLUE"

    Name the Hours, Drunk Santa in Rudolph, Rontgen & Ray, Dickinsian, Pixar Poo, When I Say Stick You Say How High, The Walking Wall, If These Walls Could Moan You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch...

  38. 511 - "ENSURANCE COMPANY"

    Birthday Party Age, Ensurance Company, Bad Polling, The Thumbies, Baby Hand Tongue, Tongueies, Godholing, Foot Dungeon, Throbbies, Red Carpet at the Porn Awards You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch...

  39. 510 - "NOTWITHSTANDING"

    24 Episode 25, Dog Ground Day, A Tip for A Tip, The Argumentative Method, Bucket of Shit V Bucket of Water, A Clanging Plastic, The Crabs that Nip at Your Soul, Toxic Toys, Hungry Metal Genre, Just Following Hors D'oeuvres, You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing...

  40. 509 - "GREY POUPIN"

    Keep Solids in Holland, Kitty Litter, Reverse Climax, Grey Poop-in, Shart Tank, See More Hoffman, High EQ Males, Hammockabull, Big Yak Burger You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will…

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  41. 508 - "THE JOKE STROKE"

    Wedgitative State, Blocking the Disease Slot, The Dictatormocracy, Ethical Gun, Sheath the Beatht, Star Wars Sphincter Doors, Gifting Coffin, Kevlard Body Armour, Burial Van You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out…

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  42. 507 - "SHALLOW BROWN"

    Shallow Brown, Chicken Genie, Surgeon Succession, Conjoined Not At Birth, The Bard Yard, FranKingQueen's Monster, Surgery in Furs, Pop Punk Album Title Author, New Guy Masterchef, Tattoo You (Are Nice) You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the...

  43. 506 - "NOT WITHOUT MY BELOVED"

    NWMB, Stage Feeding, Butt First in a Baby Carriage, Upside Down Eating, True Kevin, Generous Baby Theft, Metal in your Eye, See Sea Monkey, Intrusive Thoughtlessness, Frontier Reverse Psychologist, Bottle In Front Of Me Research, Bagpipe Robocop You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing...

  44. 505 - "THE STAPLER"

    Sketches TBC You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt here And visit the Think Tank Institute website: Check out our comics on instagram with Peader Thomas at Pants Illustrated…

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  45. 504 - "INVEST IN VESTS"

    Vest Giver, Vest Tank, Life Three Piece Suit, GuilloteenyTiny, Coil Magic, Merlin Genetics, World's Sexiest Pun, Man's New Best Friend You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt here...

  46. 503 - "PURE ARTIST"

    Pure Art, Horse and Stream Scarface, Cocainia, The Boomer, A Horse You Can Make Drink, Robutler, Fitness of da Witness, Philanthrowfist + Trophy Wife Knife You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch...

  47. 502 - "PROPOSALOSIS"

    RoboCorp, SunGlass Weapon, SG Rays, Newrope, New Territorists, Proposalosis, Spanish Human Tower Nemisis, Maccas Paramilitary, Fake a Wish Foundation, Outbuilt Obsolescence, TITTT Kids, Tongue Kiss For the Boys, Nutzi You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected]...

  48. 501 - "SEVEN SECRETE INGREDIENTS"

    Every Page a Stave, Good Dirt Honey, Colonel of Truth, Elon is Smooth like a River Rock, Caterpillar Leather, Steve Pleasure, Relationship Lawyer, High Tech Street Shit, Pants Balloon, Private Brown Eye You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the...

  49. 500/6 - "500 Sketch Ideas Part 6: The End/The Beginning"

    This is Part 6 of 6 of Episode 500. Thank you for your patience. Your regular programming will resume soon. Enormous thanks to Humdinger Studios for hosting, filming, streaming, everything. You made all this possible. Very very gigantic thanks to Ellie for the great art on our livestream...

  50. 500/5 - "500 Sketch Ideas Part 5: Retires with Wolves"

    This is Part 5 of 6 of Episode 500. Enormous thanks to Humdinger Studios for hosting, filming, streaming, everything. You made all this possible. Very very gigantic thanks to Ellie for the great art on our livestream background. Vast, boundless thanks to all the many many guests who came along.…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Listen as Andy and Al come up with five sketch ideas, without fail. Maybe seven if we don't think that the first five were very good.

Follow us on twitter! Al - @alasdairtb Andy - @stupidoldandy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HOSTED BY

Andy Matthews & Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

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Listen as Andy and Al come up with five sketch ideas, without fail. Maybe seven if we don't think that the first five were very good. Follow us on twitter! Al - @alasdairtb Andy - @stupidoldandy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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