PODCAST · comedy
Two Joke Minimum
by Ray Jubela and Steve Tracy: Stand up comics and podcasters
DMV Comics Ray Jubela and Steve Tracy sit down with the hottest local talent to discuss the goings on in the comedy world.
Episodes
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Mr. Deep Cheeks
On this weeks episode of The Two Joke Minimum Podcast, Ray presents to the world his theory that after a certain BMI you are in a sexual orientation all your own. He makes some great points. Enjoy!
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Tell Princess Di I Said 'Sup'
Whoa look who it is! You're back for more. We knew you would be and you're right to come back because this is a sweet and funny episode that will go down in podcasting history. So now that you've been vindicated in your podcast listening sensibilities why dont you go ahead and drop us a sweet...
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The Worlds Greatest Prank Show
We're back with another banger. It's been a while butbthis episode is a real treat. It's got more jokes packed into it than a snickers has peanuts. We hope you enjoy and please don't forget to like, share and subscribe. Also, if you could leave us a comment that would be real nifty nd we would be...
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A-list B-holes
Another classic TJM coming at yas. We cover a lot of ground here. For all live shows check out our social medias. Enjoy! Please leave us a rate or a review. It helps our future computer overlords to spread the good word of TJM. Thanks!
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Witch Boys
Steve just returned from his trip to Salem and regails us his adventures. Theres also plenty of talk about Jesus and the Olson twins. The stuff you come to us for. Classic ep, enjoy! P.S. Dearest listener, Please find it in your heart to leave us a rate and a review. It will help the machines to...
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Chunkules
Hey hey, please pardon in interuption in the contiousness of our episodes. We've been experience numerous technical difficults due almost entirely to user error. But heres an episode for your enjoyment. Also, please help us out by leaving a comment or a rating. It helps the algorythm to love us…
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Topanga Had Nice Hair
Sometimes we read books and sometimes we talk about those books in our everyday lives. Some of our everyday lives involve recording podcasts which is how we got to talking about what we would do if we were eccentric billionaire game designers. Who had the resources and the means to create a vast...
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Honorable Steve
All rise! Court is now in session. We're back from our brief recess to bring another banger. *Bangs Gavel* Seriously though, the court needs your help. Please leave us a comment wherever you listen to this. It helps their alogorythms to share our podcast. These algoroythms better be sharing if…
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Two Joke Minimum Presents: Episode 111
A whisp of cigarette smoke dances through the streetlight. You hear your friends calling your name but you can't turn around. There are voices in front of you too, voices you know but can't quite place. You take another drag hoping the nicotine will give your synapses the jolt they need. It's…
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Technically A War Crime
It's another week and that means another episode of TJM. See if you can figure out who's drunk on this weeks episode. Come check out the Master Debaters on August 13th at Crooked Run Fermentation in Sterling Virginia. It's a comedy debate show. It's gonna be fun. Get tickets here:...
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Parti Boi
Hey hey hey. Here's your weekly hit of Two Joke Minimum ya fiends. This week we've decided to become convention comics. We're leaning towards furry conventions but we're keeping our minds open for suggestions. Come see us live on August 13th for The Master Debaters at Crooked Run Fermentation!...
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Deep Ray 9
Ray's mind is toast and it shows on this episode. The man has gone completely senile. He's past the point of no return, it's all downhill from here. 6 months tops before he forgets how to speak entirely. Make sure to tell your friends to tune in to witness a man's brain melt before your very…
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Spoiler Things
*Spoiler alert* If you haven't watched season 4 of Stranger Things yet but you want to, go do that first before listening to this episode. If you don't like Stranger Things you should probably get a life. The Duffer Brothers were unavailable to join but we pretty much covered it all ourselves. In…
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Back In My Day
On this weeks TJM Ray and Steve talk about their recent weekend in the beautiful state of South Carolina. They also talk about the important topics in our country today like rearing children, PTSD and the Smurfs. Enjoy! There's a big announcement at the end of this ep that you don't want to miss.
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Technical Difficulties
We're back. Let us get up in your ear holes. Ray is back in the land of Mary from his sojourn across this fine nation. With him he's brought tales of the land. This is indeed a very fine episode. Stay tuned to the end for a special announcement. Enjoy!
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Nooks and Crannies
On this weeks episode of TJM Ray discloses that he has never used dryer sheets. Can you belive that? Can you? Can you? Also while in Austin Ray discovers a portal to hell in, of all places, his small intestine. Enjoy!
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Girl Steve
Two Joke Minimum coming at ya from Austin. We were actually in the same room when this was recorded. First time thats happened in years. It's a whole lotta fun. Enjoy!
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I'm not Willy Nelson
Just another week of joking around with the Two Joke Mafia. Ray got his car toad and Steve got his car frogged. Enjoy!
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Sex Party Referee
Sorry this ep is late. We'd stop making you wait if you didnt love it so much. Ray reads his iTunes lists and we discuss a new career path. Enjo.
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Ray-Ray Rocking Chair
Here it is, episode 99 of TJM! Ray is in Austin, TX living the dream in an AirBNB with a special surprise. Steve is still in MD bombing at shows and struggling to keep his cats from running away. Enjoy the show!
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In Space, No One Can See Your Feet
Pod kids afraid to leave the pod. We're back this week with another banger. Ray discloses his ideas for an ideal future away from our mother earth. Steve shares some stories from his days in the army. Also, Ray is looking to hire an assistant. Listen to the add in the episode and email us your...
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Masculinism
Another fresh squeezed glass of pod juice for ya. Ray and Steve reflect on their weekend of super sweet shows. Then we dive into much overdo conversation about men being sexual harrased at comedy shows. Enjoy!
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Ray the Defiler
Happy Easter! We here to bring the whole family together this Easter. Classic ep where we compare relatives to Hitler and Ray adds another name to his list of graves to defile. It's Easter so kick back, enjoy some ham, find some eggs, tickle a neighbor and don't foget to like, share and subscribe.
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The Re-return
Hey we're back again! Apologies for the unplanned break but now we're back and we promise we won't do it again. Thanks for sticking with us it really does mean the world that anyone listens to this show. Enjoy!
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Shorty
We're back after a little break. This is just a short little ep for ya. But its not the size of the boat that matters its the motion of the ocean. Enjoy!
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Are They Allowed to Vote Yet?
Another one! On this weeks TJM Ray and Steve recollect on a recent road show. The road led them to a magical land where it's ok to DM your cousins after midnight. Enjoy! Don't forget to like share and subscribe! Check out Stephen Baxley's Not Your Daddy's History on all streaming platforms. It's…
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Become Ungovernable
Freshly squeezed pod for your listening pleaseure. Ray has some new bad habits. Steve rages against the MVA. Or DMV depending on what state you're in. We encourage all of our listeners to become anarchists this week. Enjoy! Check out the Not Your Daddy's History podcast with Stephen Baxley. And…
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Pretty Sharp for a Fat Guy
In this weeks episode Steve is three deep and Ray is deep cheeks. We reminisce about our favorite things from high school and rewrite some movie plots. Enjoy! Check out Not Your Daddy's History. Host Stephen Baxley takes you on a hilarious ride through history. Available anywhere you can get...
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Daytime Prostitute
What would you spend money on if you were rich and famous? We came up with the perfect idea. Enjoy this weeks episode! Also check out Not Your Daddy's History with Stephen Baxley. It's available on Spotify and its fun everywhere.
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You're Garbage, You're Going Nowhere
Local human dumpster fire Tom Myers wants this smoke. We recorded an episode with him in 2020 that never aired. We told him the audio was bad but the truth is we were too embarrassed to release it. He's been wanting to redo it for a while to promote his little league baseball anouncing. Recently…
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Doordash Funeral Home
Another week another hot pod! This is a good one if you like being critical of your peers and quotes from Will Ferrel movies. Make sure to like, share and subscribe. Enjoy!
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Two Seat Territory
Hot off the presses! New Two Joke Minimum podcast. This is the first one of the new year and we're excited to be back. Lots of good laughs this week looking forward to a whole new year of pumping out pods. Enjoy!
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Flirty Past Thirty
Apologies for the late episode. COVID dontcha know. This is a fun episode. Steve turns thirty and were waiting on the carbon dating to come back to determine Ray's age. We also discuss fiscal policy and the national debt ceiling. Enjoy!
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What Smells Like Ammonia?
This is a very important episode of the Two Joke Minimum Podcast. We finally get to the bottom of what that smell is. Turns out the human body can only process so much Diet Coke until it starts producing cleaning supplies. Thanks for listening and don't forget to like, share and subscribe! Enjoy!
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Two Joke Minimum- Jean God Van Damn
Slippery when wet! Another great episode of jokes, stories and whacky opinions. Also, are you ready for our new robot overlords? They're ready for you. Get prepped. Enjoy!
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Two Joke Minimum- Post Tour Show
We're back! Just Steve and Ray this episode. We talk about all the laughs and the drama on our recent ten days on the road. This is a fun episode, it's good to be back! Enjoy!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Davine Ker
Davine Ker returns to the show. Always a blast to to sit down with one of the funniest people in the DMV and probably the world. Davine is a killer stand up, if you haven't seen her check out her social media for dates. Davine DC. Enjoy the show!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Kurt Ryan
Hot Pod! The much anticipated return of Cursed Ryan. We've tried to do this three times since episode one and this is the only one that took. We're glad it did and you'll be glad you listened. Enjoy!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Brandon Fuson
Brandon Fuson is the reigning undisputed Snacktown Smackdown champion. He's a dominant force in the heavy weight comedy division. Weighing in at 450 lbs., Brandon is a true colossus. It's impressive that he can maintain that weight having only half the teeth of a regular man. Brandon is also the...
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Thez Grimes
Happy Labor Day! Sit back and crack open an ice cold pod. This weeks Guest is Thez Grimes! Thez is a very funny young man hailing from the north of Maryland. He's been around in the DMV scene for a long time. You can catch him live all over the place. He hosts a monthly open mic at the State...
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Peter Sullivan
Peter Sullivan is a person. And being a person comes with certain inalienable rights. Such as the right to be a guest on this podcast. Peter is a super funny guy and we were lucky that he graced us with his presence. You can catch Peter around the DMV and soon he'll be headlining the…
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Anwar Fikri
The hilarious Anwar Fikri returns to the show! It's always a pleasure to sit down with Anwar. Anwar is a comic, father, and veteran in that order. Check out his new weekly show on Wednesdays at the Speakeasy in DC. Enjoy!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Bernard Williams
This was a great conversation with Bernard Williams! Bernard is a stand-up comic, musician, coach and Olympic Silver medalist. He shared his experiences at two Olympic Games with us. He's a beast of a comic as well and we just found out he's also a musician. If you need coaching check out...
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Two Joke Minimum- Near Death Experience Stories
You ever wondered what it's like to look death in the face and live to tell the tale? Lucky for you, you don't have to because we already did and told the stories here. Enjoy!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Trish Smart
It doesn't matter what country you live in Trish can sneak into it or out of it. And then she'll convince the local police to come to the comedy show she's putting on at your favorite bar. After that your mom is gonna make her a really nice traditional home cooked meal and they aren't gonna save...
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Joya Diaz
Fresh off a month on the road, Joya Diaz returns to the program. This is a super fun episode and for more of Joya check out his album Practice on Spotify. If you're in to math he can teach how to do that as well with his math tutorials on YouTube. Enjoy!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Eddie Liles
Eddie Liles ladies and gents! Eddie is an awesome comic that you can see all over, especially in the D.C. and Baltimore scenes. He produces a ton of shows all throughout Maryland and the District. Check out his podcast called: Imma Get In Trouble anywhere podcast can be found. Enjoy the show!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Petey Steele
Petey Steele ladies and gentlemen! This man has been a staple in the DC scene for the past decade. You can check him out on his podcast Counter Currents even in real life at places like the Arlington Cinema Draft House. Enjoy the show!
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Two Joke Minimum w/ Dewayne White
This week we were joined by the mighty hilarious Dewayne White. Dewayne is comic and a veteran. He's probably other things too but that's really all we talked about on this episode. You can catch Dewayne live at his weekly open mic every Monday night at the Electric Palm in Woodbridge, VA. He's...
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Two Joke Minimum- Strip Club Stories
Here's another stories episode for your enjoyment. This time its Strip Club Stories. We sit down to swap some Titty Bar Tales! No guest this week just some Nudie Pub Nostalgia. Just the boys reminiscing over some Yank House Yarns. We're just talking about back when we would run some Skin Tavern...
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DMV Comics Ray Jubela and Steve Tracy sit down with the hottest local talent to discuss the goings on in the comedy world.
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Ray Jubela and Steve Tracy: Stand up comics and podcasters
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DMV Comics Ray Jubela and Steve Tracy sit down with the hottest local talent to discuss the goings on in the comedy world.
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Two Joke Minimum is created and hosted by Ray Jubela and Steve Tracy: Stand up comics and podcasters.
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