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Two Jons Don't Make a Right
by Jon Daly
Jon Daly and Jon Schroeder drive around Los Angeles making only lefts. No rights or the podcast ends. It's: Two Jons Don't Make a Right.
Episodes
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A Harri Left Turn
Where are the heroes? Who are they? Where did they go? In this cowardly new world of “me’s” and “I’s”, where are the steadfast bulkheads, holding fast the water to the land, shouting into silent darkness - “We”. Are they politicians? Artists? Writers? All we know is, their numbers are few and...
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Scharp Lefts with Scharp Ling
The Jons are joined by the legend Tom Scharpling for a rightless romp on some rousing roads. Scharpling is great on the mic, and has recently been proudly sponsored by Shure, having cut his teeth on SM7Bs from New Jersey to LA. Ouch! The boys cover everything. No stones are left U-turned. You’ll...
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Jason Woliner Just Ain’t (Turning) Right (In The Head!)
Director Writer and Artist (Borat 2, Human Giant, Eagleheart) Jason Woliner joins the Jons in a rightless reverie that will left you wanting more. The Boys eat fancy donuts and take turns regaling listeners with stories told in a good humor and at a pace.
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Scott Aukerman is Stripped of His Rights
Scott Aukerman, Comedian, Podcaster, Comedic Podcaster, Comedy Bang Bang, Comedy Bang Bang TV Show, and now a spin with the 2 Jons boys. this guy's done it all. A "white whale" of sorts to the Jons, Scott's reputation preceeds him ("by about 11 inches." - Milton Burl on SNL ) and Scott delivers...
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Two Jons: TRAFFIC SCHOOL
A brand-new feature on Two Jons! Two Jons Traffic School is an innovative new feature in the Two Jonsiverse that is part of our pledge to deliver mission-driven, hilarious content dripping with heart and humanity. In a world of many changes, and wherever you are inside that globe, the Two Jons...
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Owen Burke (Dar Silicon)
The brilliant and hilarious Owen Burke joins the Jons for an afternoon of laffs, lefts, and love.
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From Islands: Nick "New Album" Thorburn
Islands has a new record out called "What Occurs" and Islands lead singer Nick Thorburn couldn't be more stoked to release it Friday June 21st. Lead singer Nick Thorburn leans against the jet black wall of LA's "Club Zebulon" and languidly sips his White Claw spritzer. "I love the new record.…
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Joel Hale Osteen
L.A. Native Haley Joel Osment hops in the FARTVAN and talks to the Jons about being Kendrick Lamar's newest muse, being confused with evil preacher Joel Osteen, and starring in AI when he was a kid. 10/10.
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Two Poli Jons
This week the Jons welcome Poli Van Dam, singer, guitar player (former Bomb Pops) and Liquid Death sales rep and Hearse Driver who takes them on a tour of beautiful West Adams, including the Black Dalia house and the intimidating cul-de-sac from Training Day! Poli injects the Jons with an…
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That's That Me Sklarspresso
Double Jons, Double Sklars, forming like Voltron with the Fartvan as the head! Is it a double match made in Double Heaven or double Hell!? The hilarious Sklar Brothers hop in the Fartvan for a sizzling drive around Hollywood. Randy and Jason crank it up to 10 and keep the Fartvan rocking from…
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Glazin' WeHo w/ Mike Glazer
The very funny stand-up Mike Glazer hops in the Fartvan to evangelize West Hollywood with The Jons, and man, I think I'm convinced. I've never heard anyone truly enjoy WeHo, unapologetically, this much. I lived there myself, I had a hard time! Mike's clearly thrivin' and I'm truly jealous. They...
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2 Jons 1 Ron (Funches)
The hilarious Ron Funches hops in the Fartvan to dish: where's the best place to visit in Japan, who was the funniest DIY comic in Portland in the aughts, and a heartwarming story about how Daly himself welcomed Ron to LA. BONUS: Bill Cosby Bukowski update.
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Buskin' with Brian Huskey
The voice you know by heart, Brian Huskey hops in the van and the world itself begins to unravel around it. Chaos in the streets, mishaps during the coffee run, all the while attempting to outrun the long shadow of IBS. Huskey's voice is so prolific, It's hard not to feel at home listening to him...
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Steven McDonald (Redd Kross, Melvins, Tenacious D) Takes The Wheel
Redd Kross and Current Melvins’ Steven McDonald is a foundational part of LA's punk scene, and a brilliant songwriter and guitar player. Redd Cross’s new Double Album, “Self-Titled Album” kicks ass, and Steven was generous enough to give The Jons an early listen. The album soars to heights…
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The CHAKI FUNK WIZARD Hollywood Forever Cemetery Walking Tour Episode
This week on a very special 2 Jons: We get groovy at the graveyard with brilliant musician and Punk Rock Tour Guide Chaki Funk Wizard! Chaki takes the 2 Jons on a *walking* drive through the legendary Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Together they slalom the headstones absorbing Chaki’s Gravespertise...
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Two Jons CLASSIX! John Gemberling
Another installment of Two Jons CLASSIX! Comedic genius and flaw focusser John Gemberling joins the Jons for a no-rights, all lefts drive and is a bigtime Ned Nitpicker, challenging the Jons' grasp of their one sacred rule at every curve! The Jons stand their ground, but are audibly shaken (not...
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We Need to Talk About Kevin Seccia
An extremely funny Jersey roughneck, Kevin Seccia is thrilled to hang on his favorite podcast, and it shows! The Jons are so emboldened by Kevin's powerful vibes that they... and I can't believe I'm saying this... actually dip into North Hollywood. The stories are gripping this episode, and…
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Two Jons Meet Joe Wong
We hope you like drums, drummers, music and thoughtful takes on Phil Collins because the über talented Joe Wong Wipeout-Intros his way into the Fartvan with The Jons. Also if you have a horse in the race for BDOAT (Best Drummer of All Time) buckle up, because this discouse gets SPICY. Joe's new...
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2 Jons, A Jane, and A FedEx Hub
The fabulously accomplished Jane Marie hops in the van with an agenda folks. Never before have we seen such wanton chutzpah from a guest, and the Jons are just eating it up. Watch in wonder as our Jons are put to actual work, double and triple tasking full-blown missions. All the while dishing...
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Ben There, Done Rodgers: Two Jons with Ben Rodgers
Visceral madcap fun episode this week with the hilarious Ben Rodgers! We're back in Hollywood and the freaks are out. The boys visit many failed businesses, dilapidated hotels, and hotspots of yesteryear - now doomed and collapsing. The stories flow like wine; the queue of memories is long and…
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Two Jons, one Zach Cregger
Director of "Barbarian", and Whitest Kids You Know alum Zach Cregger hops in the Fartvan to confess his sins. Daly and "Cregger" have so many visceral stories from their time in New York, that the Jons have no idea where in Los Angeles they are at any point in this episode. The conversation is…
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Nick Krollin’ Around With 2 Jons
The episode you've been waiting for is here. Comedy genius and nice dude Nick Kroll blesses the Fartvan! The Jons get down to the REAL RED MEAT of LA: The Sunset Strip. The only Zankou, Guitar Center, and whatever is now where Meltdown Comics once lived. Nick dishes with the Jons on his favorite...
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Hollywood Todd Barry
Picture this: It's the rainiest day in LA for the last 20 years. The Jons are behind the wheel of the Fartvan. They have a full tank of gas and as good as it gets guest Mr. Todd Barry.They stop at the famous "the Grove" and walk around in search of margaritas, only to settle (happily!) for some...
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Jon, Jon, Jon(ah Ray), and Alex Winter
Between then two of them, Jonah Ray and Alex Winter have done it all. found a true bond making their latest film "Destroy All Neighbors", which Jon D appears in! Sure the boys are fartvanning' around East LA again, but wouldn't you? West LA being on the opposite side of the earth and all? We got…
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Nick Wiger is not LEFT out
Nick Wiger, host of Doughboys and Get Played. One of the greatest to ever do it, has done it, *it* being the Two Jons podcast. Wiger lives on the “west” side of Los Angeles, far from the hustle and bustle of the jazz-soaked East Side. The Jons poke, prod, cajole, and threaten Nick until he opens…
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2 Jons and a Jessy (Hodges)
In this ep the Jons are burnin' dinosaur bones with the multi-talented Jessy Hodges. Are we on York, or Fig? The squad in the Fartvan(tm) does not care. The vibes are always good in East LA, unless you have to on-ramp the 110 in Highland Park from a dead stop. Which I believe would require a…
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Hamm in the Van
The 2nd ever J-O-N Jon is Jon Hamm. He joins favorite guest Jon Gabrus who was the 1st J-O-N Jon guest to make it technically 3 Jons Don’t Make a Right. Or do they? Are there rules for three Jons that are different from the Rightless regularity of Two Jons? Well, you wouldn’t know it from the way...
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Delvin' the 'Dena with Seth Morris
Friend of Jons Seth Morris hops in the Fartvan to show the Jons the finer points of Pasadena history. Pasadena, home of the Rosebowl (who cares?) and also Van Halen Hales from it. Some really cool stuff here, 2 Jons fans, as the boys reminisce about formative years on the east coast. It's...
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Night Crawlin' with Emily Altman
The Jons scoop up the multi-talented Emily Altman for a trip around ‘Hollywood’ Hollywood. From the Glitz to the ‘pits. We say hi to the 4 silver ladies at La Brea and Hollywood Blvd, and creepy-crawl into the foggy night. And let’s just say Hollywood's not the most forgiving part of town to…
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Glendale to Los Feliz with Gil Ozeri
The Jons welcome brilliant actor writer and comedian Gil Ozeri into the Fartvan and the boys rock down to Glendales main strip, Brand Blvd, home of the Americana at Brand, car dealerships, tiki bars, office spaces, and the billboards of many local accident lawyers. Gil talks tales of uncles and...
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The Deep East with Beck Bennett
The absolute beast, Beck Bennet, joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA; Highland Park, Eagle Rock, the works. Beck came locked n loaded, he knows the show, he knows the vibe and he jumps in fully caffeinated. This episode holds a special place in this engineer's heart as the Jons drive...
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Browsin' The Bank with Rob Zabrecky
The multi-cross-disciplined talent Rob Zabrecky joins the Jons for a jaunt around Burbank AND BEYOND. Rob's from The Bank, so he knows the spots, the history and most importantly, the goss. It's a different kind of episode, where the Jons are only driving the Fartvan in an academic sense. When…
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Fartvans West (LA) with Megan Amram
The legendarily hilarious Megan Amram joins the Jons for a leap into the the unknown: West LA - a part of the city you simply have no reason to visit if you don't have health insurance. Megan's resume would overburden the "episode description" field I'm typing in, but I WILL SAY she's responsible...
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Two Jons Classix: Aparna Nancherla
In honor of out dear friend Aparna's book release, we're releasing a re-release of our famous episode "Two Jons Does Pasadena with Aparna Nancherla". Buy "Unreliable Narrator: Me, Myself, and Impostor Syndrome" at your local bookstore for yourself and as gifts for friends. Buy them up until…
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"Two Jons Do Run the Light" with Adam Scott
The brilliant and L.A.-Based Adam Scott hops innie the FARTVAN to drive the wrong way down some one-ways in service of left-turning. Now with 50% more runtime, you'll Party Down even harder with this Severance Starrer, with the convo cutting straight to the bone on the hard-hitting issues of the...
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Beatin' the Heat with Max Silvestri
The heinously funny Max Silvestri dons his invaluable HEAT(1995) t-shirt as he joins the Jons for a couple laps around East LA. Not coincidentally, we make a pitstop at the Police Museum in Highland Park to find out once and for all: did a real bank robbery inspire the movie, or did the movie...
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Two Jons Murder Mitchtery w/Mike Mitchell
Legend Mike Mitchell is in the FARTVAN with stories, jokes, pokes, bits, skits, food, folks and fun! The Spoon Man himself spreads love light and laughter as the Jons stop by the LaBianca murder house to celebrate Leslie Van Houten’s release! Some may argue that doing this is not right, so we’ve...
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2 Vons Don't Make a Ralphs with Mary Elizabeth Ellis
The magical Mary Elizabeth Ellis joins 2 Jons for a lap around Hollywood with a convo so interesting you’ll start to feel like you’re in the Fartvan, which Tall Jon completely fails to gas up before the record! Jon D and Mary Elizabeth are pissed, but forgive and forget for the sake of the drive....
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Jon, Jon, Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel: Drivin' and Strikin'
Potentially the most action packed episode yet, Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel are two of the funniest writers working, or rather, not working (because of the WGA strike). There's never been more numerous, or intense left turns than in today's episode. Figurative, literal, paranormal... the pivots...
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2 Jons Uber Pool with Kristen Schaal and Nick Thorburn
Legend and friend Kristen Schaal is on the show, and is incredible, and Th3N! somehow through the power of serendipity and the magic of Los Angeles, somewhere between the moon and Mulholland, The Jons score a second guest, legend and friend Nick Thorburn (Islands, Unicorns, Serial, Best Show…
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Jons/Wain with David Wain
Avid Two Jons super-fan David Wain buckles up for the ride of his life. The Jons trap the willing Wain inside the FARTVAN and he wraps the Jons around his finger time and time again with his magical touch for tales. Listeners Note: The Jons and Wain plan to go to a Pinkberry but never do, and it…
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Magnolia with Carl Tart
…and the Two Jons are Ridin’ through The Valley, and the Good Girls are Home with Carl Tart. You knew it had to be comin’, but the Two(2) Jons finally brave the San Fernando Valley with the indomitable, prolific, Carl Tart. From the West Burbank Popeyes, to Keys on Van Nuys, the Valley represents…
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Two Jons does Pasadena with Aparna Nancherla
The lovely and talented Aparna Nancherla joins the Jons on an excursion to Pasadena. Home of Van Halen, Jackie Robinson, and Sirhan Sirhan. How will they navigate this old-money suburb (which is the headquarters of America's aerospace industry) without the ability to turn right? Is it possible...
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Two Jons Do Make a Night with Jason Mantzoukas
The Jons are back with the brilliant Jason Mantzoukas, who made the ingenious suggestion that we pick him up for the podcast AFTER DARK! That's right cool cats, this Two Jons takes place during the SEXY NIGHTTIME. LA at night is like jazz. The traffic has it's own rhythm, flowing like a trumpet...
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3 JONS DO MAKE A RIGHT? with Jon Gabrus
The hilarious and amazing Jon Gabrus (101 Places to Party Before You Die, High and Mighty, Action Boyz) joins the Jons for the first ever episode of '3 Jons Don't Make a Right'! Now, we all know 2 Jons don't make a right - It's a rule so ingrained that Hammurabi, the Babylonian Ball Buster…
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Kurt Braunohler Takes the Jons to Jersey Mike's
Jersey Mike's, anyone? This week the Jons are joined by the hilarious Kurt Braunohler for another drive of lefts. Kurt insists the Jons stop at Jersey Mike's and the ever-hungry Jons are more than happy to Hoag it up with Kurt. God Bless the good people at Jersey Mike's for helping us and being...
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Johnny Pemberton X No Rights Crew
Jon and Jon are back with another guest named John. Ny. Johnny Pemberton, actor comedian and fan of the popular band Korn. Jon Daly and Johnny found themselves in Africa recently and went on Safari together, seeing animals, having their minds blown, and proving that 2 male friends can go on...
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Sarah Silverman Is All We Have Lefts
Jon and Jon journey into the gritty Hollywood Flats with their guest, the hilarious Sarah Silverman. The enormous line for Funko Pops is seen once again. What fascination do people have with these? Are they as cool as the people the gang talks to think they are? The Jons and Sarah don't really…
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John Gemberliing Fights For Rights
Essential Baby Beebo and Newly Svelte Veinman John Gemberling joins the Jons for a leftless tour of the Los Feliz hills, and all the way to Burbank. They see a disappointing blimp (Pics on 'Gram) , a deeply unhealthy coyote (P.O.G.) and almost all of what Mr. Gemberling terms "Our Disgusting…
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Brendon Walsh Joins Jons
Jon and Jon are joined by hilarious standup and World Record Podcast cohost Brendon Walsh to chop it up on another lovely leftless drive that remains drama free... Until a Hollywood garbage man goes apeshit and puts the whole crew in danger. Jon gets angry, but Jon stays cool behind the wheel,...
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Jon Daly and Jon Schroeder drive around Los Angeles making only lefts. No rights or the podcast ends. It's: Two Jons Don't Make a Right.
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