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Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo

by Paul Russo & Dave Rupert

Inquiring minds want to know what is on the mind of The World's Greatest Thinker. We deliver this knowledge in daily two-minute bite-sized chunks.

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Episodes

  1. 107: Basic

    In our final episode of the season Paul tries to figure out if he is in fact 'basic'.

  2. 106: Soul Cycle

    Paul tells our listeners about his experience going to Soul Cycle for the first time.

  3. 105: Constantly Injured

    Paul tells our listeners about how he's constantly injuring himself.

  4. 104: MRI

    Paul tells our listeners about his experience getting an MRI.

  5. 103: Paul and Car Wrecks

    Paul tells our listeners about his unfortunate luck and questionable driving ability that leads him to getting in car wrecks a lot.

  6. 102: NYC & Shorts

    Paul tells our listeners about the time he went to NYC for work and forgot people dress like adults outside of Austin.

  7. 101: Pussyfooting

    Paul tells our listeners about the time he first learned of the word pussyfooting.

  8. 100: Star Wars

    Paul tells our listeners about all things Star Wars from the last two years with plenty of hot takes.

  9. 99: The Devil's Lettuce

    Paul tells our listeners about his recent discovery of the word "the devil's lettuce".

  10. 98: Pot Smoking Farting Hillbilly

    Paul tells our listeners about his encounter with a pot smoking farting hillbilly.

  11. 97: Pee Plaque

    Paul tells our listeners about the congratulatory plaque he received from Trent.

  12. 96: Elevator Etiquette

    Paul tells our listeners about proper elevator etiquette, don't be weird and don't fart in the elevator.

  13. 95: Movie Hot Takes Part 2

    Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes.

  14. 94: Movie Hot Takes Part 1

    Paul takes a rapid-fire approach to giving the hottest of hot movie hot takes.

  15. 93: Poo-Pourri

    Paul tells our listeners about the incredible creation of Poo-Pourri, cause everybody poops.

  16. 92: The Navage

    Paul attempts to explain to our users what the hell a Navage is.

  17. 91: Vegetti

    Paul tells our listeners about the questionably named Vegetti.

  18. 90: Drafthouse Pet Peeves

    Paul tells us about his growing confusion with Drafthouse customers who don't know how to shut up during a movie.

  19. 89: Die Hard vs. Lethal Weapon

    Paul attempts to answer the question, which is the better franchise.

  20. 88: Destination Bat Mitzvah

    Paul tells our listeners about the exciting world of Destination Bat Mitzvah

  21. 87: JCC Part 2

    Paul tells our users about his traumatizing experience in the bathrooms of the JCC.

  22. 86: JCC Part 1

    Paul tells our listeners his experience going to the Austin Jewish Community Center.

  23. 85: Mattress Shopping

    Paul tells us about his experience of buying a mattress.

  24. 84: Watter Wiggles

    Paul reminds us about Water Wiggles.

  25. 83: Enema

    Paul tells us about his experience getting an enema.

  26. 82: Nutritionist

    Paul tells us about his experience seeing a nutritionist.

  27. 81: Best Burgers in Town

    Paul tells us about his favorite burgers in Austin.

  28. 80: Tantric Eating

    Paul tells us the hottest new fad he's starting.

  29. 79: Torchy's Torture by Taco

    Paul tells us about his questionable decision to partake in Torchy's Torture by Taco weeks after his surgery.

  30. 78: Friendsgiving

    Paul tells us about his Friendsgiving experience and how cooking a turkey traumatized him for life.

  31. 77: The Bachelor

    Paul tells our listeners about his obsession with The Bachelor

  32. 76: String Cheese

    Paul discusses the various ways to eat string cheese and his own method.

  33. 75: Singing Telegram Lady

    Paul tells our listeners about Austin's Singing Telegram Lady, who may or may not have a monopoly on the telegram business.

  34. 74: Tumor Talk

    Paul talks about his support group called "Tumor Talk"

  35. 73: Hospital Tv Schedule

    Paul walks us through his TV schedule while in the hospital and his progression of turning into an 80 year old man.

  36. 72: Tumors?

    Paul discusses his tumors Arnold and Danny Devito.

  37. 71: Season 3 Intro

    In this episode Dave and Paul set the stage for the third season of Two Minute Warning with Paul Russo.

  38. 70: Star Wars on Demand

    Paul discusses the long awaited release of Star Wars on Digital HD.

  39. 69: A-Paul-ogy #4

    Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy he interrupted at the CVS.

  40. 68: A-Paul-ogy #3

    Paul would like to issue an apology to a guy a the kolache shop.

  41. 67: Don't Read

    Paul tells our listeners about how he doesn't read.

  42. 66: Keanu Reeves

    Paul tells us about his obsession with Keanu Reeves.

  43. 65: Entourage

    Paul confesses his love for the television show Entourage.

  44. 64: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

    Paul tells our listeners about his new favorite show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

  45. 63: Day in the life of a Dark Knight

    Paul tries again to remember what "Day in the life of a Dark Knight" is supposed to be.

  46. 62: Jewish Highlander

    Paul tries to remember what Jewish Highlander was supposed to be about.

  47. 61: Daylight Savings Time

    Paul tells us why Daylight Savings Time is a terrible idea.

  48. 60: E.T. The Movie: Penis Breath

    Paul tells us about some movie trivia from the move E.T.

  49. 59: Marvel Mailbag

    Paul lists his favorite Marvel movies from best to worst.

  50. 58: Festivals and Pooping

    Paul tells our listeners how to survive a festival in the event you have to poop.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Inquiring minds want to know what is on the mind of The World's Greatest Thinker. We deliver this knowledge in daily two-minute bite-sized chunks.

HOSTED BY

Paul Russo & Dave Rupert

Produced by Paul Russo

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