Two More B’s

This week bitches discuss a gyno check gone wrong, weaponised incompetence (yes, from a man), and resisting learning German in Berlin.    🌻 The Vulva Gallery for vulva portraits and personal stories.   🎤 Come catch Heather’s next show: 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4   💌 Send us your questions and letters: [email protected]. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast, thank you! Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #listenerletters #storytime

This week we bring you news from the resistance. Resist imperialism, reject late-stage capitalism, dismiss facism. Welcome community, hello solidarity, embrace cosy sweet heated romance plotlines.    🎤 Come catch Heather’s next show: 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4    👍 Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. Please & thank you! Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Email us at: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    📰 We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  Make America Go Away red caps become symbol of defiance in Greenland (Reuters) Greenlanders mocking ‘American’ culture (The Exclusive Minds IG)  Paris Hilton wants Congress to fight AI-generated porn (Washington Post) Thousands of protestors shut down parts of Minneapolis (NYT) Mayor Mamdani tells New Yorkers to stay home and read Heated Rivalry (The Independent) After Mamdani Nods to ‘Heated Rivalry,’ Library E-Book Downloads Surge (NYT) Ye (Kanye) apologizes for anti-semitism (CNN) Immigration officials allow suspect in $100M jewelry heist to self deport (ABC) Man dressed as Batman concerned about ICE at Super Bowl (Washington Post)  Zoom Is the First Casualty in France’s War on American Big Tech (Gizmodo)  Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees as AI battle intensifies (CNN) Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’ (The Guardian) AfD's plans for radical change ahead of Saxony-Anhalt state election (DW) Working Too Much Could Turn You Gay, Says Malaysian Official (Them.us)   #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #heatedrivalry #resistance

In this episode, we are joined by Peruvian beatboxer El Grande to have storytime with some listener letters.    Follow El Grande on Instagram: @elgrandebbx   🎤 Catch Heather live at the following comedy shows: 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4    💌 Send us your questions and letters: [email protected]. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast, thank you!   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #listenerletters #storytime #guestspeaker #beatboxing #Berlin

In this episode, we are joined by Peruvian beatboxer El Grande. He’s been in Germany for more than 10 years and music has been a big part of his daily life. Fun fact: he was beatboxing before he knew what it was called! Eleven years in the craft, Berlin has become his main stage and helped shape him to be the artist he is today.    Follow El Grande on Instagram: @elgrandebbx   🎤 Catch Heather live at the following comedy shows: 27 January - Back Door Comedy 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4    👍 Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. Please & thank you!   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Email us at: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/  #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #guestspeaker #beatboxing #Berlin

This week bitches discuss how to leave a (boring?) boyfriend, and an abusive husband. The conclusion: always talk to your friends and to the professionals.    🌻 Multilingual support in Berlin for women in crisis: BIG Berlin - support for women and children experiencing domestic violence. Frauenraum - counselling and intervention support on domestic violence. Les Migras - counselling and legal advice for Lesbians, Bisexual women, Trans*, Inter*, Non-Binary and Queer people. Hilfe fuer Frauen Berlin - sources for counseling and protection from violence.   🎤 Don’t forget to catch Heather’s upcoming comedy shows (while stocks last!): 24 January - Hold My Beer @ Improv Works 27 January - Back Door Comedy 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4   💌 Send us your questions and letters: [email protected]. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast, thank you!   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #listenerletters #storytime

The Two More Bitches team are wondering if God is like the writers room of Grey’s Anatomy on Season 32. They’re out of ideas, just throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it sticks. Did we die? Are we in the limbo waiting room for heaven or hell?   🎤 Don’t forget to catch Heather’s upcoming comedy shows (while stocks last!): 24 January - Hold My Beer @ Improv Works 27 January - Back Door Comedy 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4    👍 Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. Please & thank you!   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Email us at: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    📰 We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  Venezuelan Nobel Peace Prize winner presents her medal to Trump (BBC) Trump says he might keep Exxon out of Venezuela after CEO called it 'uninvestable' (Reuters) Exxon studies Venezuela return as Chevron plots production (Reuters) BTS announces return with new world tour in 2026/2027 (The Guardian) 4000 tonnes of potatoes coming to Berlin (Morgen Post) https://www.4000-tonnen.de/ Grüne Woche Berlin celebrates 100 years (Tageschau) Wolves are back in Germany and new hunting laws (Tageschau) Merz expects Iranian regime to end soon (DW Instagram) China logs record trade surplus in 2025 (DW Instagram) European military personnel arrive in Greenland as Trump says US needs island (BBC) Germany sends reconnaissance troops to Greenland (Reuters)  EU and Mercosur sign historic and ambitious partnership (European Commission) A Good Hang with Amy Poehler wins The Golden Globes (The Golden Globes) Six federal prosecutors quit over push to investigate Renee Good’s widow (NYT)  ICE increases its tactics in Minnesota (NYT) China’s top selling app – “Are you dead?” (APNews)   #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #areyoudead #greenland #potatoes

For storytime this week, would you leave the shower with shampoo in your hair if someone had to poop? And what would you do if you found out the person you hooked up with might have a girlfriend?   💌 Send us your questions and letters: [email protected]. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast, thank you!   🎤 Beat the winter blues, come see Heather’s upcoming comedy shows: 24 January - Hold My Beer @ Improv Works 27 January - Back Door Comedy 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #listenerletters #storytime

Boy, oh, boy it is bleak (let’s be honest when has it never been?) It’s only 2 weeks into January and the bitches are tired. We’ll admit this isn’t our best work. We warned you - press play at your own risk.   🎤 Beat the winter blues, come see Heather’s upcoming comedy shows: 24 January - Hold My Beer @ Improv Works 27 January - Back Door Comedy 15 February - Berlin New Stand-Up Award, Competition Heat 4    👍 Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. Please & thank you!   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Email us at: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    📰 We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  Highlights From The Times’s Interview With President Trump (NYT) Greenland is not an object to be acquired (BBC) Family and neighbors mourn woman who was shot by ICE agent (AP News) Why is the U.S. pulling out of 31 U.N. groups? (NPR) Why are Iranians protesting? (NYT) Supersized data centers are coming (Washington Post)   #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast 

For storytime this week the b*tches debate if someone was too honest(?) about honeymoon sex and what to do when you accidentally receive an email from the hiring manager that was not meant for you.   💌 Send your listener letters to us at [email protected]. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast, thank you!   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast #listenerletters #storytime

Hello, hello! We’re excited to have you back with Two More Bitches to see what 2026 has in store. But no one’s making new year resolutions; we are treading carefully. It’s only week one of 2026 and already so much has happened - new year mishaps in several countries, Venezuela attacked, and local power outages. There’s also a bonus Recession Indicator Guessing Game!    🎤 Don’t miss Heather’s upcoming comedy shows at: 24 January - Hold My Beer @ Improv Works 27 January - Back Door Comedy   👍 Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. Please & thank you!   Follow Two More Bitches on: Apple Podcasts: Two More B’s Spotify Podcasts: Two More B’s   Email us at: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @twomorebspodcast Our Website is: https://www.twomorebspodcast.com/    📰 We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  Two dead and church gutted by fire in 'unprecedented' New Year's violence in the Netherlands (Euronews) Swiss bar fire likely started by sparklers on champagne bottles, says prosecutor (Swissinfo.ch) Trump attacks Venezuela 3 Jan 2026 (CNN) Venezuelan’s reactions to Maduro being captured (DW) Trump says US 'will run' Venezuela until 'safe' transition (Euronews) Berlin power outage (DW) Baking cookbooks boomed in 2025 (NPR) Thieves drill into Sparkasse bank vault (Reuters) Tourists to face €2 fee to get near Rome's Trevi Fountain (BBC) Nicki Minaj at Turning Point USA (USA Today) Trump announces ‘Patriot Games’ (CNN)   #twomorebitches #twomorebspodcast 

We’re still off air for the holidays. In the meantime, you can listen to a live recording of Heather’s work in progress show, “Nevia’s Daughter”.    This show is not for the faint of heart. Heather discusses the impact of sexual abuse on the women on her family before taking shots at the male loneliness epidemic. But don’t worry, she brings it in for a safe landing and thoughts on how to move forward together.    Listen, share, and comment if you like this material. Heather’s goal is to get to a one-hour show and tour it around Europe! Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. Talk to us at: [email protected] or on Instagram @twomorebspodcast.

This week Two More Bitches are off air. But we recorded ourselves reading and giving advice to some listener letters & stories. We've got chu. You're welcome 😘 Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. Talk to us at: [email protected] or on Instagram @twomorebspodcast.   #twomorebitches

Still with special b*tch Yolanda Rother, in part two of our Two More B*tches’ Holiday Special week we talk about holiday stresses - what’s a good, intentional gift for a picky relative who already has everything they need and more? Will these b*tches bring up politics and religion over the dinner table - yes or no? We also play Gendereed, Reindeer Games e.g. should Peace (der Frieden 🇩🇪, la Paix 🇫🇷, la Paz 🇪🇸) be masculine or feminine?  Be kind to all & most importantly yourselves, b*tches.    Yolanda Rother (she/her) is co-founder of "The Impact Company" (https://www.theimpactcompany.de/), a diversity, audience and culture consultancy. She moderates and speaks on topics related to digital society, politics and open government, diversity and sustainability. The Berlin native is a graduate (Master of Public Policy) of the Hertie School and has lived in Brazil, France and the United States.   Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. We want to hear from you at: [email protected] or on Instagram @twomorebspodcast.

Welcome to the Two More B*tches’ Holiday Special week! Since it’s the holidays, we’re not reading the news. Instead, Heather and Sonya are joined by a very special b*tch; Yolanda Rother (she/her) the co-founder of “The Impact Company" (https://www.theimpactcompany.de/), a diversity, audience and culture consultancy. Yolanda moderates and speaks on topics related to digital society, politics and open government, diversity and sustainability. The Berlin native is a graduate (Master of Public Policy) of the Hertie School and has lived in Brazil, France and the United States.   We talk serious stuff about DEI at the workplace and micro aggressions. We also play games: Holiday Hot Takes (e.g. Who needs the beach? We have the Spree in Berlin!) and The Price is Right, Berlin Cost of Living Crisis Edition (e.g. how much does entry to Berghain cost?). We had a fun time, so listen in and share the holiday cheer with us. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. We want to hear from you at: [email protected] or on Instagram @twomorebspodcast.

This week’s stories we discuss parents at Christmas time 🎄, a husband’s relationship with former roommate’s mother 😵(yes, it took us a while to draw the connections), and a man who’s a great listener, great conversationalist, and great in bed, but is also a ghost 👻 (ha, what’s new?).    The three books Heather mentions are:  Recovering from Emotionally Immature Parents by Lindsay C. Gibson The Body Keeps the Score by Bessel van der Kolk Complex PTSD by Pete Walker  (If you can, please support local, independent bookstores!) Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast! Send your listener letters to [email protected] or DM us on Instagram @twomorebspodcast.

*Note: This episode was recorded before news emerged about the tragic gun attacks on Bondi Beach, Sydney. — Seems like we’re seeing a lot happening in the region Down Under (Land of the First Peoples, aka Australia) this week. And maybe we might need a special segment on AI in future episodes. Don’t forget to go outside and touch some grass, everyone.    Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast. We want to hear from you at: [email protected] or on Instagram @twomorebspodcast.   We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  Germany to classify date rape drugs as weapons to ensure justice for survivors (The Guardian) Australia has banned social media for kids under 16. How will it work? (BBC) Bernie Sander’s tweet post (Twitter aka X) Australian skydiver’s parachute caught on plane 15,000 feet in the air (CNN) Bulgaria protests topple government on eve of euro entry (Reuters) ECB signs off on Bulgaria's euro accession (Reuters) Sam Altman can't imagine 'figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT' (Business Insider) The Walt Disney Company and OpenAI agree to bring beloved characters from across Disney’s brands to Sora (OpenAI) The Architects of AI Are TIME’s 2025 Person of the Year (Time) Trump signs order to block states from enforcing own AI rules (BBC) Democrats release photos showing Epstein ties to powerful men (NYT)

The b*tches dissect and debate if sleeping with someone hours before committing to an exclusive relationship is cheating & if whispering “Ausländer” to strangers on the street is racist. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast! Send your listener letters to [email protected]

At the Intergalactic B*itch Round Table this week, Cabinet Secretary Heather presents her findings of the Humanoids of Earth to Supreme Leader Sonya and they decide if Earth’s Humanoids need to be put into conservation or if the alien folk should try to conquer them. The findings include a sleeping orange man, colour debates, and a European Commission fine.    Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast! Send your listener letters to [email protected]   We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  President Trump appeared to sleep during a cabinet meeting (CNN) Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song for a video depicting an ICE raid (USA Today) The White House is ragebaiting us with Sabrina Carpenter (Teen Vogue) Charlie Kirk tops Wikipedia’s list of most read articles this year (The Guardian) Josh Shapiro blasted Kamala Harris over her comments about him in her book 107 Days (PhillyMag) Racoon goes on drunken rampage in liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor (NYT) Pantone names Cloud Dancer as 2026 Color of the Year (DesignScene.net) Travis Kelce revealed on his podcast that he and Taylor Swift have never argued in their 2.5 year relationship (People Magazine) European Commission hits Elon Musk’s social network X with €120 million fine (Euronews)

We’re here for part 2 of this week’s episode. It’s 2025 and adulting is not getting easier. Two b*tches give advice on how to find a girlfriend as a 19 year old, and how to make friends as a trailing spouse.     Are y'all coming for Heather’s shows? 6 Dec @ “Culture Shock”, Karakas (Berlin) 8 Dec @ Cologne x USA, Atelier Theater (Cologne)   Please know we use “b*tch” only with all the love & affection for y'all. Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast!

This week two b*tches continue to yap about the Twitter’s new location feature, the German budget, and wonder why body shaming is still a thing. It’s so boring! Also, is MTG the new spokesperson for the American working class? We’re trying a new format so it’ll be only news this episode, look out for the next episode for our unsolicited advice. Don’t miss Heather’s upcoming comedy shows: 2 Dec @ Back Door Comedy, (Berlin) 6 Dec @ “Culture Shock”, Karakas (Berlin) 8 Dec @ Cologne x USA, Atelier Theater (Cologne)   Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast!   We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  EU Court says Same-sex Marriages Should Be Recognised Throughout Bloc (Reuters) Germany Lawmakers pass 2026 Budget (DW) MTG Quits Congress (BBC) Beyonce Body Shamed at F1 (International Business Times) Twitter’s New Location Feature is Exposing American Politics (BBC) Ariana and Cynthia’s (non) Relationship (NDTV) Anna Wintour Responds to Criticism of Jeff Bezos Sponsoring Met Gala (CNN)

he second bitch Sonya is back from holiday. Snuggle up, we have a lot of news to catch up on! Also we discuss a spicy AITA Friendsgiving question. Looking for indoor activities for the cold days in Berlin? Come see Heather do stand-up on: 26 Nov @ Pinky Swear Comedy 27 Nov @ Cosmic Comedy 2 Dec @ Back Door Comedy 6 Dec @ “Culture Shock”, Karakas   Like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast!   We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.  Merz faces walkout over stadtbild comment (DW) 1in4 migrants want to leave Germany (MAD in Germany) Increase in domestic violence numbers (DW (IG), DW Article) Louvre’s password was “louvre” (CNN) Wicked for Good is very bad (The New Yorker)  Did Women Ruin the Workplace? (The New York Times) Trump knew “about the girls” Epstein files (The Guardian) Arizona’s Adelita Grijalva swearing in delay (NBC) Trump x Mamdani meet up (CNN)

We have a very special interview today with Justice Mremba, founder of Decolonial Tours in Berlin! Justice is an AfroGerman, activist, tour guide, and entrepreneur. She joins Heather to discuss the nuance of race in Germany, the damage it can do to young Black kids to grow up with solidarity or the language to understand racism, and how she would change history if she was queen of the world. This was an electrifying discussion, don’t miss out! Decolonial Tours Berlin Check out Heather’s live stand up in Berlin:  13 Nov at Cosmic Comedy 19 Nov at East West Comedy

We have a shorter episode today! Heather delivers a monologue about this week’s news including changes to AI chatbots, Vogue’s cringe boyfriend article, and food stamps ending due to the American government shutdown.   Check out Heather’s live stand up in Berlin:  13 Nov at Cosmic Comedy 19 Nov at East West Comedy   We rely on journalism for our show.    Dictionary.com chose 67 is the word of the year … ok I’m officially old (Dictionary.com) Character AI will ban under 18 users (The Guardian) ChatGPT will allow erotic conversations for verified adult users (BBC) Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now? (Vogue) In China, no degree, no influence (Economic Times)  White House responds with “your mom did” (HuffPost) RFK admits he cannot link Tylenol to autism (Al Jazeera) Texas AG sues Tylenol (Reuters) Nearly 42 million Americans lose their food stamp benefits (Politico)  

Our second bitch, Sonya, is away on holiday, so Heather delivers a monologue. She covers Chancellor Merz’ recent comments about migrants, German dependence on migrant labour, the new Martha-Ndumbe-Platz in Wedding, Le Heist, construction on the White House, and sex warfare in Silicon Valley.   If you’re in Berlin, see Heather perform at the One Mic Show at Das Gift on 29 Oct and Cosmic Comedy on 13 Nov.    Remember to like, subscribe and follow to support our podcast.   We rely on journalism for our podcast. Please see the original reporting below.    Chancellor Merz says German comments about safety in public spaces (DW, The Guardian)  1 in every 10 new patents in German come from innovators with a non-German background (DW)  Germany pays army salaries during lockdown (DW) Nettelbeckplatz in Wedding has been renamed Martha-Ndumbe-Platz (Tagesspiegel) Le Heist (NYT) Mosquitos found in Iceland for the first time (The Guardian) Janelle Monnae claims she travelled back in time to the 1970s (Entertainment Tonight)  No Kings Protests (Wired.com) The 3.5% public participation rule (BBC) White House exempt form National Historic Preservation Act (BBC) Female spies targeting American Tech workers (Financial Times) AWS Outage broke the internet (The Guardian)

Sonya and Heather Dannyelle discuss Swifties crashing out, Trump’s heaven prospects, fake pubic hair thongs and more! What do you want to hear Two More B*tches talk about? Send your listener letters to [email protected] We rely on journalism for our show. See the original work below. Swifties flock to Wiesbaden for the Fate of Opheli (AP News)   Swifties re-evaluate their fandom (Teen Vogue)   Berlin KITAs close due to low demand (The Berliner Mag)   Trump doesn’t think he’s getting into Heaven (Washington Post)   Racist group chat from republicans (Washington Post)   Deloitte Australia admits to using AI for govt contract (Financial Review)   Prince Andrew gives up his title (DW News)   Cardi B apologises to fans for asking them to buy her new album (Hello Canada Mag)    Kim K’s faux pubic Hair underwear line is sold out (USA Today)   

Meet Sonya and Heather Dannyelle!  Submit listener letters to [email protected] We rely on journalism for our show. See the original work below.   German news Durian fruit prompts emergency operations in West Germany: https://www.dw.com/en/smell-of-exotic-fruit-keeps-german-fire-department-busy/a-74241407   Eating pudding with a fork is the newest trend in Germany: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPd_YFACv2d/?igsh=MWg4cThveTA4aDcwaA==    German parliament votes to get rid of fast track citizenship:  https://www.dw.com/en/german-parliament-votes-to-get-rid-of-fast-track-citizenship/a-74272590    World news Greta Thunberg claps back at Trump https://www.instagram.com/p/DPf50eEDKej/?igsh=ZDVoeWZhcDJuNzA0    New Yorkers are fighting back against ads for AI Friends https://www.instagram.com/p/DPjf653k5eC/?img_index=2&igsh=MW9ueWI0NnFkZHgwaQ==    CNN interviews @oneilthomas about his mission to learn Spanish in time for Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance https://www.instagram.com/p/DPpE3KAEbGN/?img_index=4&igsh=MWtjeG5qczl1aGo4NA==    Turning point USA announces “All American Half Time Show” at the same time as Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance https://www.instagram.com/p/DPmiAaxia1I/?igsh=MXVlNnVyeWF6bjFxbg==