Two Salty Broads

The broads rethink their previous Summers & Bummers episode to focus instead on the highlights of the season: baked skin, warm evenings, and bonfires with friends.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

No one warns you that adulthood is just having to decide what to cook for dinner - every night. The broads talk meal prepping and the temptation of fast food.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

Following a social media trend that will likely eventually serve as a case study on modern vanity, the broads discuss the concept of jealousy.  Listen to hear why you should-n't be jealous of Lindsey and Sepideh. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

At some point, 30-somethings pick up new hobbies: bird watching, gardening, sourdough, and more. What causes this shift and how many new hobbies have the broads picked up this decade, listening in to find out. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The broads are broke. Listen in to hear how much common items should cost vs. their actual price. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The broads reminisce about the gaggle of characters they’ve met throughout the years in Sin City. From first-timers, the ultra rich, and the most “quala-fied motha ****er” pimp. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The Broads stormed the castle at the Renaissance Faire. Listen as they share event observations, try their hand at speaking ye ol' English and reflect on how long they'd survive if they were to go back in time (spoiler: not long... at all) Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

From extreme sports to downloading one-time use apps, the broads have different takes on this week’s episode. Whether it’s understandable or unbelievably petty - it’s a no from these broads. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

In this continuation of episode 133, Lindsey shares more items from her Giant Box O’ Nostalgia while Sepideh takes all Millennials on a trip down memory lane. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The broads take a trip down memory lane - sampling favorite snacks and revisiting old diaries for adulthood predictions. Listen in for the second-hand nostalgia  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads  

The broads discuss the Grade A wagyu beef diss tracks between some of the rap genre’s most infamous orators. Biggie vs. Tupac, 50 Cent vs. Diddy, Eminem vs. literally everyone else.  And listen to Lindsey absolutely lose it over her current hero, Afroman, and his newfound quest to become a symbol for freedom of speech in America by diss tracking an entire police department into submission. Lemon poundcake anyone?    Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The Two Salty Broads podcast was born out of love - and a bad idea from Sound Guy Dan.  Listen in to find out how. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The broads share the things they think, but don’t say - unless it’s recorded and shared with everyone.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

If the broads were a hero or villain - what would they be? Listen in to find out. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The broads have grown, evolved, become enlightened with the burden of great wisdom they now bestow upon you. In Episode 82: Well, This is Inconvenient, the broads shared minor events that had the power to ruin their day.  46 episodes later, they take to the high road - and give YOU unsanctioned advice* on what to do when you experience some common inconveniences. *The "advice" given in this program is for humorous purposes only. Follow at your own peril.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The broads share international, creative and emotionally devastating insults. Grab a notebook and pen, as you may want to write a few of these down.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

Q Tips, personal massagers and more - the broads discuss items that are commonly (and not so commonly) abused.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

Lindsey decides to rage bait Sepideh in this extra salty episode where the broads argue for the sake of arguing.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

In a continuation of last week's episode, the broads sit down to quiz each other on various scientific terms. Tempers rise and confusion ensues as they explore uncharted territories.  Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

In this episode, the broads channel Bill Nye (they Bill-Try) and quiz each other on complex scientific theories, methods and laws. Listen in as they mispronounce, fumble, mumble and fabricate their way through the first and worst Ted Talk of 2026. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

The broads look back on the last year's highs and lows while taking inventory of all the good Karma the universe owes them in 2026.  Show Notes: Be The Match: Learn more about donating blood stem cells. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]  Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

In this episode, your favorite Ho Ho Hoes discuss the unique plots in Hallmark movies and read holiday blunder stories - all while sipping on a festive Buzzball. Can Sepideh hold her liquor? Tune in to find out. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads are struggling. Lindsey and Sepideh share what's currently stressing them out and compare them to sexy relationship tropes.  Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Lindsey and Sepideh unpack their exorcism toolkit and share their tips to banishing demons or your aunt Linda. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Traveling for work is not just business-class, power-suits and fancy dinners for these broads, it's also an opportunity to debase themselves in front of HR. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

We're taking you back to all the unforgettable (and mildly traumatic) firsts—first time driving, first apartments, first crushes, first time cooking without adult supervision. From freedom to failure, the broads relive the chaos of figuring it all out for the first time.  Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

From haunted dolls to slightly used sex toys, the broads dive deep into the weird, wild, and why-does-this-exist world of Craigslist. Whether it's free piles of mystery trash or an enormous dairy substitute, we're unpacking and gift wrapping the strangest finds. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads try their hand at scary-story telling, with the help of a Cards Against Humanity deck. Everything should be ok as long as no one tries any accents.... Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads reflect on their favorite Halloween costumes and the time, glue and ingenuity it took to not win any contests, but Lindsey isn't salty about that.   Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads take a brutally honest inventory of their skills—and their... not-so-skills. They're salty and self-aware, tune in for  some quality unqualified excellence. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Tune in for turd tales and toilet truths in this sh*tty little episode! From explosive mishaps to poop facts you didn’t ask for, the broads get down and dirty. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Have you ever judged the contestants of a television game show from the comfort of your home? The broads discuss how successful they would be when put to the test in front of a global audience. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Car subscription features? Jail. Empty containers in the pantry? Jail. Walking too slowly? Right to jail. The Broads lay down the law. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads are joined by the One Salty Researcher who calls BS on their car technology claims.  Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

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Why are drivers so much worse these days? The broads share their automotive gripes and confess to some bad behavior themselves. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads explore some alternative employment options: Sugar baby, financial dominatrix, selling toe nail clippings, amongst other options.  Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Starting fights, slutty forearms, the feeling when the scissors start gliding through the wrapping paper - these are the things that make the broads’ brains feel good. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The Broads dish on Vegas eats, pool dreams, and wild experiences. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Listen as Lindsey and her 600ft (183 meters) of bubble wrap slowly descend into insanity on the eve of her impending move. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Lying is sometimes necessary. The broads discuss different types of lies and rate them based on Dante’s 9 circles of Hell.  Where will their untruths land them? You’ve got to listen to find out. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Back by Lindsey's incessant demand, the broads once again consume some of BookTok's favorite and lesser known steamy romance stories. Inspired by all the literary filth, they try their hands at authoring some stories of their own.  Books Listed: "Icebreaker," by Hannah Grace "Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt: 7 Tales of Gay Terror," by Chuck Tingle "Cold Sweat," by Vera Valentine "Get in My Swamp: An Ogre Love Story," by G.M. Fairy "Hallowpeen: A Halloween Sentient Object Romance," by Holly Wilde Catch part one in Episode 12's Smut: Literary Genius or a way to Read Porn by the Poolside? Want us to do this again? Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

In this crunchy, nostalgic fever dream of an episode, the Broads dive headfirst into the snacks that shaped them—from GoGurts and Gushers to Cheese Wiz and All Dressed Chips. Whether it's road trip grapes or appetizers disguised as snacks, nothing is sacred, everything is salty, and judgment is absolutely on the table.

It’s the 100th episode, so naturally the broads are celebrating by being publicly quizzed on everything they should remember from the last 99. Come for the laughs, stay for the questionable memory and even more questionable confidence. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Been there, done that. The broads discuss things that no longer phases them - and a couple of things they just can't shake.  Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

There is no method to this March madness, the broads just wanted to pick a fight.  Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Good music, cozy socks, when kids run into walls - the broads share the little things that give them joy. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads are looking for a fight - and they picked the right episode for it.  Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

  In what instances is it ok with be friends with a former flame? Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

You’ve heard of Hippie, Goth, & Preppy; but I bet you haven’t heard of at least five of these aesthetics. One word to describe this episode: Rage. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads