Episodes
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Episode 147: Back to School Memories (Nightmares)
A little nostalgia, a little chaos, and a lot of questionable decisions. The Broads head back to school. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 146: Not in Your Wildest Dreams
The broads discuss their most recent dreams and what these recurring dreams all mean. All signs point to them being unwell (to the surprise of no one). So tune in and tuck yourself... into bed that is. Sweet Dreams! Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok:...
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Episode 145: In the News (from July)
In this late-breaking segment, Sepideh shares some of the most unhinged stories from early July. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 144: Gaslighting Ourselves
Do people actually enjoy weddings, corporate events, or overtly fancy food? We think not. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 143: Unholy Bodies of Water
Summer is here; and what better way to cool off from the heat than to take a dip in a nearby pool, water park, beach, etc. But do you really know what you're swimming in or if a 20lb child will cannon-ball onto your head? Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads...
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Episode 142: Summertime Perks and Pests
The broads rethink their previous Summers & Bummers episode to focus instead on the highlights of the season: baked skin, warm evenings, and bonfires with friends. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 141: What’s for Dinner? Forever…
No one warns you that adulthood is just having to decide what to cook for dinner - every night. The broads talk meal prepping and the temptation of fast food. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 140: You Should(n't) be Jealous
Following a social media trend that will likely eventually serve as a case study on modern vanity, the broads discuss the concept of jealousy. Listen to hear why you should-n't be jealous of Lindsey and Sepideh. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok:...
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Episode 139: Hobbies in Your 30s
At some point, 30-somethings pick up new hobbies: bird watching, gardening, sourdough, and more. What causes this shift and how many new hobbies have the broads picked up this decade, listening in to find out. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok:...
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Episode 138: These Prices Are Too High!
The broads are broke. Listen in to hear how much common items should cost vs. their actual price. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 137: The People You Meet in Vegas
The broads reminisce about the gaggle of characters they’ve met throughout the years in Sin City. From first-timers, the ultra rich, and the most “quala-fied motha ****er” pimp. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 136: Wench, Please! The Renaissance Faire Episode
The Broads stormed the castle at the Renaissance Faire. Listen as they share event observations, try their hand at speaking ye ol' English and reflect on how long they'd survive if they were to go back in time (spoiler: not long... at all) Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram:...
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Episode 135: Nah, I’m Good, Dawg (Things we will not do)
From extreme sports to downloading one-time use apps, the broads have different takes on this week’s episode. Whether it’s understandable or unbelievably petty - it’s a no from these broads. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 134: Millennial Nostalgia Pt. 2
In this continuation of episode 133, Lindsey shares more items from her Giant Box O’ Nostalgia while Sepideh takes all Millennials on a trip down memory lane. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 133: Millennial Nostalgia Pt. 1
The broads take a trip down memory lane - sampling favorite snacks and revisiting old diaries for adulthood predictions. Listen in for the second-hand nostalgia Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 132: You Can’t Handle Diss
The broads discuss the Grade A wagyu beef diss tracks between some of the rap genre’s most infamous orators. Biggie vs. Tupac, 50 Cent vs. Diddy, Eminem vs. literally everyone else. And listen to Lindsey absolutely lose it over her current hero, Afroman, and his newfound quest to become a symbol...
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Episode 131: Butterfly Effects
The Two Salty Broads podcast was born out of love - and a bad idea from Sound Guy Dan. Listen in to find out how. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 130: Our Inner Monologues
The broads share the things they think, but don’t say - unless it’s recorded and shared with everyone. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 129: Are we Heroes or Villains?
If the broads were a hero or villain - what would they be? Listen in to find out. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 128: Well, This is Inconvenient, pt. 2 (Answers)
The broads have grown, evolved, become enlightened with the burden of great wisdom they now bestow upon you. In Episode 82: Well, This is Inconvenient, the broads shared minor events that had the power to ruin their day. 46 episodes later, they take to the high road - and give YOU unsanctioned...
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Episode 127: Yo Mama, and Other Insults
The broads share international, creative and emotionally devastating insults. Grab a notebook and pen, as you may want to write a few of these down. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 126: That's Not What That's For...
Q Tips, personal massagers and more - the broads discuss items that are commonly (and not so commonly) abused. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 125: Broads, Extra Salty
Lindsey decides to rage bait Sepideh in this extra salty episode where the broads argue for the sake of arguing. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode: 124: Science, B*TCH! Pt. 2
In a continuation of last week's episode, the broads sit down to quiz each other on various scientific terms. Tempers rise and confusion ensues as they explore uncharted territories. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 123: Science, B*TCH! Pt. 1
In this episode, the broads channel Bill Nye (they Bill-Try) and quiz each other on complex scientific theories, methods and laws. Listen in as they mispronounce, fumble, mumble and fabricate their way through the first and worst Ted Talk of 2026. Contact Us: Email: [email protected]...
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Episode 122: Happy Boo-Year, 2025 Wrapped
The broads look back on the last year's highs and lows while taking inventory of all the good Karma the universe owes them in 2026. Show Notes: Be The Match: Learn more about donating blood stem cells. Contact Us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads
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Episode 121: Buzzballs, Hallmark & Holiday Blunders
In this episode, your favorite Ho Ho Hoes discuss the unique plots in Hallmark movies and read holiday blunder stories - all while sipping on a festive Buzzball. Can Sepideh hold her liquor? Tune in to find out. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok...
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Episode 120: Stress, but Make it Sexy
The broads are struggling. Lindsey and Sepideh share what's currently stressing them out and compare them to sexy relationship tropes. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 119: DEMONS, BE GONE!
Lindsey and Sepideh unpack their exorcism toolkit and share their tips to banishing demons or your aunt Linda. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 118: International Boss Broads
Traveling for work is not just business-class, power-suits and fancy dinners for these broads, it's also an opportunity to debase themselves in front of HR. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 117: First Times & Fine Messes
We're taking you back to all the unforgettable (and mildly traumatic) firsts—first time driving, first apartments, first crushes, first time cooking without adult supervision. From freedom to failure, the broads relive the chaos of figuring it all out for the first time. Email us:...
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Episode 116: Craigslist - The Internet’s Yard Sale from Hell
From haunted dolls to slightly used sex toys, the broads dive deep into the weird, wild, and why-does-this-exist world of Craigslist. Whether it's free piles of mystery trash or an enormous dairy substitute, we're unpacking and gift wrapping the strangest finds. Email us: [email protected]...
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Episode 115: Terrifying Improv
The broads try their hand at scary-story telling, with the help of a Cards Against Humanity deck. Everything should be ok as long as no one tries any accents.... Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 114: Dress for the Scares
The broads reflect on their favorite Halloween costumes and the time, glue and ingenuity it took to not win any contests, but Lindsey isn't salty about that. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 113: Surprisingly Talented, Deeply Inept
The broads take a brutally honest inventory of their skills—and their... not-so-skills. They're salty and self-aware, tune in for some quality unqualified excellence. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 112: Poop, There it is!
Tune in for turd tales and toilet truths in this sh*tty little episode! From explosive mishaps to poop facts you didn’t ask for, the broads get down and dirty. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 111: Do We Have What It Takes? Probably Not…
Have you ever judged the contestants of a television game show from the comfort of your home? The broads discuss how successful they would be when put to the test in front of a global audience. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 110: Things that Aren't Illegal but Should be
Car subscription features? Jail. Empty containers in the pantry? Jail. Walking too slowly? Right to jail. The Broads lay down the law. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 109: Car Tech We Don’t Use - But Probably Should
The broads are joined by the One Salty Researcher who calls BS on their car technology claims. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Mini Episode: Lindsey's Ben Blues
We haven't uploaded in awhile. Here's why... Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 108: A Bridge Too Car
Why are drivers so much worse these days? The broads share their automotive gripes and confess to some bad behavior themselves. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 107: The Oldest Profession With Modern Twists
The broads explore some alternative employment options: Sugar baby, financial dominatrix, selling toe nail clippings, amongst other options. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 106: We Like That… A Lot
Starting fights, slutty forearms, the feeling when the scissors start gliding through the wrapping paper - these are the things that make the broads’ brains feel good. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 105: Las Vegas Vibes, No Flight Required
The Broads dish on Vegas eats, pool dreams, and wild experiences. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 104: Moving is Terrible
Listen as Lindsey and her 600ft (183 meters) of bubble wrap slowly descend into insanity on the eve of her impending move. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 103: Liar Liar, Our Pants are on Fire
Lying is sometimes necessary. The broads discuss different types of lies and rate them based on Dante’s 9 circles of Hell. Where will their untruths land them? You’ve got to listen to find out. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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Episode 102: Smut Pt. 2
Back by Lindsey's incessant demand, the broads once again consume some of BookTok's favorite and lesser known steamy romance stories. Inspired by all the literary filth, they try their hands at authoring some stories of their own. Books Listed: "Icebreaker," by Hannah Grace "Scary Stories to…
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Episode 101: Appetizers Are Just Snacks in Lingerie
In this crunchy, nostalgic fever dream of an episode, the Broads dive headfirst into the snacks that shaped them—from GoGurts and Gushers to Cheese Wiz and All Dressed Chips. Whether it's road trip grapes or appetizers disguised as snacks, nothing is sacred, everything is salty, and judgment is...
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Episode 100: We Should Know This (But We Don't)
It’s the 100th episode, so naturally the broads are celebrating by being publicly quizzed on everything they should remember from the last 99. Come for the laughs, stay for the questionable memory and even more questionable confidence. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram...
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Episode 99: We're Mostly Unphased
Been there, done that. The broads discuss things that no longer phases them - and a couple of things they just can't shake. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads
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