Two Wild and Crafty Girls

In this episode of Two Wild & Crafty Girls, Sarah and Jessica take a lighthearted look at New Year motivation versus real life. From fresh planners and big intentions to exhaustion, canceled plans, and redefining what “success” really looks like by 2nd week of the year, they keep it honest, funny, and relatable. If your New Year glow-up quickly turned into a cozy reset, this episode will make you feel right at home.

In this cozy, chaotic episode of Two Wild & Crafty Girls, Sarah and Jessica record in pajamas with mimosas in hand while tackling the Gift Buying Olympics — mom edition. They laugh their way through shopping for husbands who “don’t want anything,” teenagers with expensive taste and minimal reactions, and the inevitable last-minute panic gifts that still need to look intentional. If holiday shopping feels overwhelming, this episode delivers humor, relatability, and a reminder that no one is surviving December gracefully — and that’s okay. 🥂🎁😆

This week on Two Wild & Crafty Girls, we’re tackling the holiday traditions that bring joy, chaos, and psychological damage… but we still do them anyway. From matching pajama trauma to Elf on the Shelf lies, Christmas card hostage photos, and “fun” cookie baking that feels like a kitchen crime scene, we’re calling out the madness in the most relatable way. Grab a drink, laugh with us, and let’s survive festive season together — glitter, burnt cookies, and all. 

This week on Two Wild & Crafty Girls, the girls dive into an unbelievable tale of Gnorman the Survivor, a life-size porch gnome who lived through chaos, a dog attack, and some emergency hot-glue surgery. Grab your wine and come laugh with us as we unpack the funniest Crafting Chaos story yet. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed today.

If you don't feel like laughing... don't listen to this one.  The girls got a little wild today.   Chaotic weekend recaps + Judging questionable craft trends, then, they tried not to cry laughing after hearing about Karen's Hot Glue incident. OH!  ...and Jess plays croquet!!

Those wild and crafty girls are back for a 5th season! Watch out!! New segments, new chaos.. we've got it all!!  Two best friends, too much craft stuff, questionable decisions, a little hot glue, and probably a drink in hand. 

The girls discuss the guilty pleasure of retail therapy & buying just a few supplies and then hiding the in plain sight!  Do you do this? We'll see just who might need an intervention at the end of the podcast.  Check it out! Don't forget to fill out the idea form here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSchaJpFTY4fUxJVelGDzNS0aurT_1ZavMD1XvXUuRn-lrB2GQ/viewform   AND join our Two Wild & Crafty Girls: The Hangout Facebook group by joining our Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast      

The girls catch up with the past year and get real about the small indulgences that keep you going—and the laughs that come with them.

Join the girls as they discuss a super fun time with a friend that is a guest! Its a quickie episode and its fun! Just listen in, ok? We pretty much just know it all in this episode, lol.    Go a show topic, question, or wanna say hello? Want to be a Sponsor? Drop us a line in these spots:  Email: [email protected] Phone: (269)297-0080

Season 3 Episode 5- A B C D - A D H D Join the girls as they discuss living life with ADHD since they both have been diagnosed during their hiatus-well Sarah was diagnosed by Jess ! The highs, the lows, and the shortages!!! Tune in to see if YOU have any of these traits! Go a show topic, question, or wanna say hello? Want to be a Sponsor? Drop us a line in these spots: Email: [email protected] Phone: (269)297-0080

These girls!  They couldn't stay on topic if they wanted to... I mean come on.. What's not to love about a conversation with 9 tangents, 17 side stories and a few giggles in-between? Got a show topic, question, or wanna say hello? Want to be a Sponsor? Drop us a line in these spots: Email: [email protected] Phone: (269)297-0080

Oh the words that the younger generation is using! Sarah taught Jess a lot- and turns out Mads knew a bunch of them! Why are their words so hard?? Tune in to see if YOU knew them!  Got a show topic, question, or wanna say hello? Want to be a Sponsor? Drop us a line in these spots: Email: [email protected] Phone: (269)297-0080

Podcast Season 3 Episode 2: I’m fine, it’s fine, everything’s fine! Today we talked about the best fights of all…NOTHING FIGHTS! Have you ever had them? Check it out! Got a show topic, question, or wanna say hello? Want to be a Sponsor? Drop us a line in these spots: Email: [email protected] Phone: (269)297-0080 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093954108321      

Guess who’s back? Back again! The girls are back! Join them as they bring you all up to speed….since it’s been 4 years!!! Holy cow!  Got a show topic, question, or wanna say hello? Want to be a Sponsor? Drop us a line in these spots:  Email: [email protected] Phone: (269)297-0080   Follow us:   Facebook Instagram Website

Listen to the girls talk about their recent trip to Paris! C'est Magnifique! (imagine a great french accent.. LOL)  If you'd like to ask the girls a question or give them a show topic..  Call them: 856-617-4334 Email them: [email protected] Become a preferred listener by becoming a patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast    

Listen to the girls talk about what kinds of food they love to hate!  Especially Jessica, who is the self-proclaimed (and Sarah agrees) THE  pickiest eater of all time!  The preferred listeners truly get a treat this week!! If you'd like to ask the girls a question or give them a show topic..  Call them: 856-617-4334 Email them: [email protected] Become a preferred listener by becoming a patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast

Listen to the girls chat about why they love Target and what are their very favorite spots in the store!  Have a story to share, a question to ask or a show idea?  Contact the girls! Call the girls: 856-617-4334 Email the girls: [email protected] Become a Preferred Listener with Patreon: www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast  

Hear the girls talk about their favorite ways to throw a birthday party!  Check out their lates Rae Dunn Finds, AND hear about becoming a Patreon fan!! Click Here to Join as a Patreon Fan: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast

Listen to the girls talk about some of their favorite back to school moments!  Some sincere and some.. well, we'll let you hear it for yourself!! ...and Don't forget their recent Dunn Finds of the week!

We're back!!!  Season 2 Episdoed 1 The girls are back so.. listen to find out where SPG and Messy Jessy have been since Season 1.  We finish up with our fave Rae Dunn finds!! 

Hey Everyone!!!   This week, SPG and Messy Jessy discuss Essential Oils (who knew you could ingest them), and their ULTIMATE Vacation Destinations, since they are on the cusp of leaving for their Chalk Couture Incentive trip to MEXICO in 2 weeks!!   To become a Patreon, check out their link here: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast To follow them on Facebook, check out their link here: https://www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast  To contact us a comment or questions, reach out to us via email at: [email protected] or phone (302)827-7212 To get your hands on an AMAZING Arkon Stand, use our code, WILDANDCRAFTY to get 20% off! www.arkon.com 

Hey Friends!   This week SPG and Jess discuss their Top 10 Favorites from Creativation 2019 in Phoenix Arizona.   They also discuss, as per usual, their Rae Dunn scores from the week!    Wanna be a Patreon and see behind the scenes? Join here: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast   Wanna follow up on Facebook? Check us out here: www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirls    Have a question or a comment? Call us at (302)827-7212 or email us at [email protected]

Hey Friends!!   Today, SPG and I discuss their ABSOLUTE FAVORITE activities in the WORLD- CLEANING! Ugh!!! You have got to know going into this episode that it is LOADED with sarcasm!    They also, of coarse, discuss some Rae Dunn scores and what they are HOPING to score soon!   Be sure to follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast   Want to chat with us? Wanna ask a question? Give a comment? Offer a topic? Email us at: [email protected] or call us at (302)827-7212   Wanna support the Podcast? You can become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast 

Hey guys!!!   SPG and Jess are BACK from their holiday hiatus!    In this episode, we summed up the holidays, Chalk Couture Leadership, and their Rae Dunn updates!    They did a 2018 Top 10 of their Chalk Couture moments!    If you want to call in for questions and comments, PLEASE CALL US! 302-827-7212. Or email us at [email protected]   Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast  Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast 

Guys...this episode is a total loss....we lost control after letting our WINE get to us! Do we mean WHINE or do we mean WINE? Sorry, but I guess you just have to listen!    In this episode the girls CERTAINLY don't have a top 10...but they CERTAINLY go off topic at LEAST 13 times...Thats what happens when you introduce amazingly good wine early in the episode!    Join us for this weeks totally jacked up episode!    Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast Join us as one of our Patreons: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast    Email us or Call us! [email protected] or (302)827-7212

Hey Everyone!    Hope you guys all had an amazing holiday! Sarah and I took some much needed time with family!    This week, we discussed wardrobe malfunctions! Intentional and non-intentional! Shoes, dresses, pants, you name it, we talked about it!   And guess what? Jess' liver is NO LONGER BROKEN! WOO HOO!!   If you want to become a Patreon, please visit our site here: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast   Be sure to follow us on Facebook, and you can do it here: https://www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast    Thanks for listening! 

Hey Friends!    This week, SPG and Jess discuss how "Griswold" they get for the holiday....Don't know what that means? Watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation to understand prior to listening!!    They also, as usual, discuss their Rae Dunn finds of the week! Next week should be a good one...they both have some good scores!   Remember, call in to 302-827-7212 or email them at [email protected] to ask questions, make comments, or just to say "HI!"!   And, remember, you can get some cool bonuses if you become a Patreon...check it all out here: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast    And, finally, be sure to follow them on Facebook! www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirls 

Hey Friends!    We are BACK! And we have some special guests tonight! Bran and A-Aron join us as we discuss our favorite parts of our Chalk Couture Incentive trip!  We are sorry we have been gone for so long, but we got this now!!!    Be sure to subscribe to us and like our Facebook pages!   

Hooray! This episode brings SPG and Jess BACK TOGETHER!  We also had two guest- Colleen Corsetti and Jenneifer Jones!  In this episode, we discussed our Top 10 Most SUPRISING things we learned about Direct Sales!  We discussed lots of other stuff too!  Be sure to subscibe to us on Facebook here:  https://www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast Find us on Apple Itunes and SUBSCRIBE to our Podcast! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast 

Hey everyone!!!  Has it already been a week? And we are already up to our 8th Episode? NO WAY! This week, SPG and Jess discuss lots of stuff! Jess even made a pretty big announcement-one that really has to do with our topic this week! This week- we discussed our Top 10 Things that we LEGIT took for granted being a Work From/Stay At Home Mom!  We also discussed our fun Rae Dunn finds for the week, and even found a tangent to get lost on at the end regarding accents! LOL! Have a question? A comment? Even a concern? Want not give us a call! 302-827-7212 or email us at [email protected] Wanna get some bonus features? How about becoming a Patreon? You can do that here: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast And be sure to follow us on Facebook at: www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirls 

Hey Friends!  SPG and Jess are BACK after a bit of a break due to events we had set up! This week, we have a sponsor! Scrapping For Less (https://scrappingforless.com) has given us their September Flavor of the Month Card kit to give away for one lucky listener! To enter, please comment on this post on our Facebook page. If you are not following it, please check it out here: www.facebook.com/twowildandcraftygirls  In tonight's show, we discussed the Mommy Must's that we are SOOO over! I mean, we just are DONE! We know there are other mommies out there that feel the SAME way, and we are discussing! We also, as we always do, discuss our Rae Dunn scores for the week! And to support us, you can always become a Patreon by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast 

Enjoy this bonus episode created just for you! These two wild and crafty girls are having more fun than ever!

Hey Everyone!   In this weeks episode, SPG and Jess discuss Target- all that is good and bad about it! Let's face it...other than you loose many hours of your life and your money going there, Target is AMAZING!    The ladies also discused their love of Starbucks- seriously, who doesn't love Starbucks?    And finally, they wrapped up with their Rae Dunn scores of the week!!!    If you want to ask them a question, offer a show suggestion, or sponsor an episode, call them at (302)827-7212 or email them at two [email protected]

Hey Everyone!!!   In this weeks episode, SPG and Jess discuss how they both came to join Chalk Couture!!! They discuss their whole backstory of how they found out about it, how they joined, and more!   They also discuss their top reasons WHY they love Chalk Couture and their products!!!   They also do a recap of their week- Back to School, hurting themselves, what they are drinking for the night, and of COARSE Rae Dunn finds for the week!    Remember, they would LOVE if you called or emailed in! Call them at (302)827-7212 or email them at [email protected]   Take a listen! And if you wish to become a Patreon and support their podcast, you can do so here:  https://www.patreon.com/twowildandcraftygirlspodcast

Join Sarah and Jessica as they discuss their Top 10 Crafting Tools in their second episode! Additionally they discuss their Rae Dunn scores of the week!    Be sure to call in for any questions or comments to (302)827-7212 or email them at [email protected] . They will play/read your comments on air!    Also, be sure to enter the Rafflecopter giveaway for a $25 iTunes Giftcard in honor of their podcast being picked up by iTunes! http://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/6b29a2311/?

Join the wild and crafty girls, get to know them and get a glimpse into their lives.  Meet special guests, Youtube sensations, Ken and Sean from Kens Kreations!