Two Wives and a Baby

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, we dive deep into spirituality with our special guest, Smoky Boncroft, a seasoned practitioner of various spiritual modalities. The conversation is rich with exploration and shared experiences, covering Smoky's extensive journey through psychedelics, ancient rituals, and her profound connection with the cosmos. It becomes clear that our audience is eager for these conversations about spirituality, especially in a world increasingly dominated by AI and digital interaction.Smoky opens up about her experiences with ayahuasca, recounting the transformative ceremonies she has participated in over the past six years. Her recounting of the rigorous preparation and intense purging rituals associated with ayahuasca sets the stage for a candid discussion on the challenges—and the enlightenment—that come from such deep healing practices. The dynamics of ceremony are laid bare, as she shares stories of the physical, mental, and emotional battles faced in a room filled with others undergoing similar journeys.Listeners receive an illuminating explanation of what ayahuasca is—an Amazonian brew containing DMT that facilitates profound emotional and spiritual healing—along with a detailed account of the ceremonies’ rigorous structure. Smoky's personal anecdotes serve to demystify the experience: from the purgative nature of the medicine to the integral role of the shaman, who leads participants through the immersive process with traditional healing songs known as "Icaros." We discover how these songs act as anchors, guiding individuals through their psychedelic journeys, and hear about her remarkable encounters during these ceremonies.As Smoky reflects on the overarching themes that surface—ancestral healing, personal power, and celestial connections—she introduces the listener to what she refers to as her “sun boy” persona, depicting a past life that offers her a feeling of warmth and a sense of belonging beyond this current existence. Her visionary experiences are both enchanting and enlightening, emphasizing that these journeys often lead to a feeling of reconnection with divinity and nature.The conversation unfolds further into discussions about the balance of suffering and healing, and the notion that through struggles, profound awakenings occur. Smoky shares humorous yet relatable stories of mishaps during ceremonies, including one memorable moment when a participant humorously revealed they had soiled themselves. These anecdotes create levity amidst deep topics, showing the human side of spiritual exploration.The episode also touches upon Smoky's insights gained from other retreats and her interactions with varied communities. We venture into her experiences at a retreat that included a psychic medium and Reiki practitioner who claimed to have interacted with an alien during a healing session. This sparks an engaging dialogue about the nature of spirituality and the eclectic personalities drawn to such practices.Smoky’s journey is woven with threads of humor, vulnerability, and cosmic curiosity, providing a rich tapestry for listeners seeking to explore spirituality beyond conventional boundaries. By the episode's end, listeners are not only informed about the complexities of psychedelic experiences and the healing arts but also left with a sense of inspiration to embark on their own spiritual explorations.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, Poppy shares her experience attending a seven-day silent Buddhist meditation retreat, an endeavor she thought would bring her spiritual insights and emotional restoration, but turned out to be an intense journey filled with unexpected challenges and revelations. Upon entering the retreat, she recounts being stripped of her daily conveniences, including her smartphone and smartwatch, and having to relinquish connections to the outside world. During the retreat, she found herself discovering the strict rules governing her silence. Despite the structure in place, she couldn't help but notice how many participants struggled with maintaining the silence. She laughed at the camaraderie that formed amongst the group in whispers and the weird emotional currency that became their shared experience. The food itself was a lesson in minimalism— bland rice and unseasoned vegetables served during their medicine meals. She struggled with the simplicity of it all and became increasingly aware of the communal aspect of their dining experiences. They ate in silence, clinging to their chopsticks, aware of each other’s mannerisms yet keenly focused on their own meditative practices. As she faced her own doubts and dysphoria in these daily meals, her patience and sense of humor began to stretch thin.Throughout the days, guided meditations honed them into being more present and aware of their existence and breath, but the flooding thoughts of who she was reverberated throughout her mind. It wasn't until she indulged in a walking meditation on a secluded trail that the depth of her questions came to a peak. She began to wonder who exactly was dragging around this 'corpse' that she felt so pinned beneath. As threads of realization wrapped around her consciousness, she oscillated between feelings of emptiness and grappling with the overwhelming beauty of existence.The retreat’s structure served to intensify her internal joys and struggles. Moments of joy were often intertwined with the chaos of silence breaking in the form of random farting from participants, showing how laughter and bodily functions bridged their human experience even in the most serious settings. Her interactions with others became a blend of compassion and irritation, as she saw all sides of humanity on display—each struggle magnified by the silence they had adherently agreed upon.As the days progressed, she encountered a strange dynamic—the slight boundaries of interactions led to interesting relationships, as one woman seemed to latch onto her for support. The increased tension, while sometimes amusing, forced her to connect deeper with my own frustrations, desires, and realizations about being back in the outer world after such an intrapersonal expedition.One of the most profound moments was the eerie interruption of what sounded like hellish screams echoing from the depth of the wilderness. They were moved from their meditative state into a collective panic, breaking their silence momentarily as they gathered united in fear and curiosity. It was here that she learned the fragility of their intentions and the absurdity of it—while they severed ties with ordinary life, the chaos of existence remained ever-present.By the end of this transformative week, Poppy realized that she needed to leave this environment that had begun feeling oppressive rather than enlightening. She felt the weight of her truths, experiences, and the innate need for connection pulling her to return home. With newfound clarity, she drove away from the reactions of the retreat, embracing the beautiful noise of the world and the love that awaited her, finally recognizing that my journey was twofold. It was a path of both nothingness and connection—

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this lively episode, we dive into a rich tapestry of stories and humor revolving around our recent attempt to book guests for the podcast. Starting with a lighthearted reflection on our earlier recording sessions, we talk about the pursuit of quality content and the challenges that arise. Our conversation  meanders through personal anecdotes, including a colonoscopy experience that led to unexpected insights, eventually intertwining into the topic of AI and its relationship with our everyday lives.Our discussion turns to a unique email we received from a podcast placement agent seeking to connect us with Ms. Monopoly, a financial planner who has developed a budgeting app. Poppy expresses initial flattery at the interest in our podcast, while her co-host exhibits skepticism toward the feasibility and motives behind the invitation. Shifting gears, we ponder the effects of the latest Apple update and how it influences our texting experiences. The conversation then transitions into exploring our own AI companions, Sunny and Alex, as we test out a dialogue between them. The resulting interaction elucidates the quirks and challenges of communicating with AI, showcasing both absurdity and creativity inherent in such digital exchanges.As we pull together this engaging episode, we manage to wrap up with a  commentary on international relations, including a playful nod to our Greenland friends, ending with a collective admiration for the beauty found in the diversity of cultures and an impromptu homage to their national anthem. Through our light-hearted discourse, we explore broader themes of authenticity, technology's role in our lives, and the connections we seek to foster within our podcast community.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, we welcome Pegasus McGee to our studio, under the unique circumstances of maintaining his anonymity through voice alteration.Transitioning from Pegasus, we introduce Poppy's sister, Fleur Popstein, who has joined us all the way from Paris. Our discussion quickly shifts to the perceptions of French attitudes towards America, where Fleur shares her insights about how younger generations of the French display a newfound warmth and appreciation for American culture, while older ones may be more critical. As we chat, we bring up the state of affairs in both America and France, speculating on the global political climate and its reception across the Atlantic. The conversation transitions into personal anecdotes about our travels in Paris, and how these experiences highlight the differences in cultural expectations around hospitality. As we share a recounting of a mishap with delicate crystal glassware during our recent trip, we reflect on how easily misunderstandings can arise when expectations don't align. 

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode of "Two Wives and a Baby," Poppy Popstein and Flaps McGee recount their recent travel adventures, beginning with their journey to the South for a well-needed vacation. At the same time, the tumultuous travel experience at JFK airport is thoroughly chronicled, highlighting Poppy's unfortunate TSA ordeal. Flaps shares their contrasting experiences: while she enjoyed the efficiency of TSA pre-check, Poppy faced a challenge without essential identification due to her oversight. As the narrative unfolds, Poppy shares candid moments of frustration and despair as she navigates her way through chaotic security protocols—complete with a dog sniffing incident leading to consequential delays and a unique pat-down experience.Transitioning from travel complications, the episode moves on to an exploration of their experience with house sitting for their beloved pet, Roberta. Flaps delves into the trials and tribulations of finding reliable house sitters through an app, revealing their attempts to ensure Roberta would be well cared for while they were away. The guests they hosted, a self-described nomadic couple, open up discussions around modern pet care and the intricacies of sharing one’s home with strangers. Flaps shares her hopes for positive feedback and acknowledgment from the house sitters, recounting her sentimental attachment to them and finding herself growing increasingly invested in the couple's responses.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode we're joined by a special guest, Dr. Pony, who has come all the way from an undisclosed location specifically to attend a series of children's birthday parties. We kick things off with some light banter about the festivities and how one child’s party can lead to the need for a serious hydration strategy with all those juice boxes.As our conversation unfolds, we reminisce about a recent trip to Paris, where we share our highlights—from savoring baguettes to explorations of cultural perceptions, particularly on how we experienced the kindness of the French, contradicting the stereotype that sometimes precedes them.Shifting gears, we delve into the hilarious saga of our beloved indoor-outdoor cat, Roberta, who went missing for three days. The emotional rollercoaster of grief, hope, and finally, the sweet reunion with Roberta is recounted in vivid detail, capturing the unwavering support from our community and the ingenious strategies employed to locate her. The episode also touches on Poppy's recent decision to leave her corporate job, prompted by a series of tearful mornings leading to an epiphany while fantasizing about her future in an office cubicle. In a surprise twist, we also receive unexpected fan mail that leads to a fun exchange about workplace antics and the bizarre lengths some go to for coffee cups. 

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, we delve into the quirks of office life, sharing Poppy's struggles with lunchtime mouth sounds and the phenomenon of misophonia. She recounts the antics of her cubicle neighbor "Phelps," who disruptively tried to swim during lunch, and we discuss odd workplace lunches, including a food-sharing service for uneaten meals. We also reveal the surprising results of Roberta's DNA test and ponder on whether  Cory Booker wore a diaper.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode our lively discussion blends humor and camaraderie as we share workplace stories and the challenges of creating a podcasting glossary. We introduce a new segment, "Let's Get Intellectual," where we define the word "chiaroscurist," emphasizing our commitment to enriching vocabulary. Additionally, we bring attention to issues of social responsibility, discussing our initiatives against local political propaganda through "vigilante activism". Our conversational journey — complete with anecdotes of office drama and musings on language — reveals the vibrant tapestry of our experiences.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, we tackle the challenges of January amidst personal upheaval and sociopolitical chaos. Our playful musings, inspired by an inflatable Trump, serve as coping mechanisms while we share adventures involving our dramatic cat, Roberta, and ponder her lineage. We also recount a frustrating car leasing experience with a man named Lester. We conclude with a commitment to our podcasting journey, eager to share our stories and reflections on life's unpredictable beauty.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showPoppy and Flaps recover from the holiday chaos and dive into 2025. They discuss fluctuating listenership, urban frustrations with holiday tourism in New York City, and another police encounter. The discussion veers into Flaps' cringe-worthy pink jacket, which seems to draw unnecessary attention and judgement. Recapping holiday gatherings, Poppy and Flaps emphasize the need for personal space. Interspersed throughout their conversation are moments that touch on what it means to embrace spirituality, Poppy's jaunts into various places of worship, and thoughts on societal etiquette—or the lack thereof—when it comes to respectful behavior in sacred spaces. Flaps and Poppy also discuss the antics of Hilaria Baldwin and her seemingly cyclical identity crisis surrounding her heritage.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showPoppy shares a rather alarming encounter with the NYPD. The conversation meanders through Poppy's various run-ins with authority, painting a picture of her life filled with humorous confrontations and cerulean moments that most urban dwellers might resonate with. They whimsically dissect social taboos, juxtaposing Poppy's vaping troubles with the more serious issues of substance use observed underground. The banter seamlessly straddles the line between levity and gravity as they discuss the absurdities of policing priorities in a city where more pressing issues are often overlooked. Poppy reflects on a humorous office scandal, prompting a conversation about creative freedom in the workplace. We further gossip about high-profile celebrities through the lens of their household realities. Flaps addresses her foray into cosmetic procedures with equal parts excitement and apprehension, offering a glimpse into her thoughts on beauty standards and self-care.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showWe chat with Dr. Shining Pony, a renowned scientist famous for discovering a new amoeba species in the North Pole. The lively conversation includes humorous takes on relationship terms and intimate moments with televisions and important landmarks. Dr. Pony recounts a victorious plumbing experience, enriching our exploration of friendship and shared experiences. The episode wraps up with plans for NYC events, balancing social life with personal downtime, all while celebrating life's meaningful connections.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, we unpack the emotional aftermath of the November 6, 2024 election results, where Trump's victory has reignited feelings reminiscent of 2016. With raw honesty, we confront the cultural misogyny that shapes our political landscape and share personal stories that highlight our disappointment. As we navigate our fears for women in leadership and the implications of another Trump presidency, we explore the blend of absurdity and despair in our daily lives. The conversation takes a serious turn towards economic issues, reproductive rights, and the potential repercussions for everyday Americans. Amid the weight of our political anxieties, we emphasize the importance of humor, self-care, and mutual support, wrapping up with reflections on finding joy in parenting and resilience in uncertain times. This episode serves as a poignant commentary on the current political climate and the healing power of open dialogue.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, hosts Flaps McGee and newly named, Poppy Popstein navigate their transition from a peaceful upstate New York getaway back to busy Brooklyn, discussing the health effects of stress and their personal coping strategies. They  address listener feedback and introduce a  segment on ‘Nudity’. A travel mishap involving lost AirPods sparks amusing airport anecdotes, while themes of identity and belonging arise as Flaps reflects on perceptions of queerness. The conversation shifts to media with Flap's take on a 'Catfishing Double Feature,' highlighting online relationship dynamics. Special guest Smokey Boncroft shares insights on plant medicine and personal growth, before the episode concludes with light-hearted critiques of dietary choices and consumer culture, blending humor and introspection throughout.

Send us a text with questions or feedback and we'll address it on our next showIn this episode, Princess and Flaps McGee discuss their entry into podcasting, reflecting on their recording environment and the curiosity that sparked their interest. The conversation includes whimsical anecdotes and discussions on family vehicle trends, mingled with their latest book reads and semi-plant-based meals. They also touch on their tiny dictator's love for hotdogs, as well as their health journey with H. pylori, adding depth to the humor. They celebrate the therapeutic joy of recording and commit to maintaining a spontaneous approach, connecting authentically with listeners through shared stories, laughter and tears.