TwoWomenOneBrain

This week, we’re officially retiring our tolerance for bullshit.Diets? No thanks. Bad people? Absolutely not. Inconsistent communication? Pick a lane. Backpacks on the Tube? Get them OFF your back before someone loses an eye.We’re talking about all the things we’ve reached an age where we simply cannot be arsed to entertain anymore, from the genuinely life-draining to the spectacularly petty.There are boundaries. There are grudges. There are public transport offences. There may also be several opinions delivered with absolutely no supporting evidence.Basically, if it wastes our time, drains our energy or repeatedly whacks us in the face on the Central line, it’s on the list.Welcome to the era of: no ❤️

In this week's Episode, Em & Han discuss all things music. The songs you like with the artists you hate, the highly inappropriate lyrics you sang when you were far too young to understand them, and playlists... We won't say anymore on that topic, but tune in to hear even more inappropriate nonsense from these two.

That's right - we didn't get to cover enough of our dating nightmares so we're back for more...

If you ever wondered how dd these two became so funny/annoying, etc, our parents joined us this week, so it might give you an inkling of where it all came from...

Friendships in your 40s are… a whole different sport.The people you’ve known forever. The ones you can go six months without seeing and pick straight back up with. The friendships that have quietly disappeared. The ones that have become stronger with age. The new people who somehow arrive just when you need them.In our next episode, we’re talking all things friendship: how they change, what we expect from them now, whether we’ve become better friends with age, and the very specific joy of having someone who knows exactly what you mean from one look across a room.There will, obviously, also be some questionable opinions and unnecessary oversharing.

Settle in and prepare for more as this episode barely scratched the surface of what dating is like in your 40s... I certainly wouldn't listen to this one with kids in the room... You have been warned...

We've had a look at the archive and found a rather funny story of when we went on holiday together. This episode includes paper pants, a willy touch and a slip of the finger... or did it?

In episode two, we talk about what happens when you stop trying to be more impressive, more polished or more like someone who owns matching Tupperware, and start leaning into who you actually are.The result? More confidence, better relationships, clearer decisions and considerably less time spent replaying something mildly embarrassing you said in 2017.It’s honest, funny and slightly chaotic. Much like becoming yourself, really.

Han and Em give a little background on how they came to be Two Women One Brain... A little rush through historyWhy it worksWhat is coming up next...