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Vanessa’s Lack Thereof
by Vanessa Guadalupe
“But where [was she] going without ever knowing the way?” —Fastball, The Way
Episodes
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Lil’ Angel Baby Vanessa 👼🏽
This is for you 💋
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Family Ties
Don’t be a chump. Put up a fucking fight goddamnit!!!
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Do Things Like U Give a Fuu
Reminder to give my all despite outside noise or forces doing the dumb shit it does. As usual, the little things add up to be sooooo much more than one might expect 🌠
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Don’t Be a Nag!
Just a reminder, Vanessa, to not cry n complain out loud about everything all the damn time 💆🏽♀️
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Shoe Lands on the Other Foot 👠
Just me realizing sometimes the shoe lands on the other foot and I’m the one behaving too clingy, desperate, or can’t take a fucking hint sooooo…
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Parents Caring
Despite how terrible they may seem, if it is not a dangerous environment, and they care enough to keep trying to reach out and work on the bond, then it is likely worth the effort in the long run
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Breaking Bonds
Me ranting about how the bonds that we begin with end up becoming warped and tarnished later in life, how it’s hard to find genuine long term style’s relationships, and how I fucking haaaaaate that shit 😤😑
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Thank You Charlie Kirk
Just wanted to say how much I respected Charlie Kirk and the way he went about spreading his message to the masses especially since I did not always agree with what he was saying. Sending love to his family and hope his legacy just keeps soaring 💟✝️
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Pierce Hawthorne
Describing a character on the show Community that I definitely fucks with heavily. Not to mention after recording this I was watching it again and Pierce told the group, “I say what everyone is afraid to & that has value”. Ya damn right Pierce, you are DAMN right 🤪👌🏾😆
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Closing Time
This is a quick episode on my thoughts about closure. In a nutshell: don’t start caring about me now 💋
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Blind Loyalty n DK Shite
Uuuuugh not me trying to speak about an intense topic in an immature and (most likely) irresponsible way. But shiiiit when the hunches call I must obey bc I say so. Hate it or love it either way I’m just doing my best. Honestly if you’re extra sensitive about physical violence my nonchalant...
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Tommy (fooking) Shelby 🔫💪🏾
Finished the show and definitely feel some type of way about it especially Thomas Shelby who doesn’t receive nearly enough praise, respect, or love as far as I sees it. Here are my thoughts about it and I also re-evaluate the women who, to my surprise, actually weren’t dog shit characters. Well,...
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Fucking Shelby Women 😤
Just enjoying Peaky Blinders and I am only on season 3 episode 4 and I cannot with the women. So this is just an audio of my unsolicited opinions of the Peaky Blinder’s dumb women so far… and sure I’ve been a dumb bitch too so I’m not excluding myself from this fully. More like I’m coming to…
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The Intern
An episode where I discuss the movie The Intern and why it’s so amazing and magical. Well, Robert Dinero’s character at least
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Xmas Drama
An episode about drama , conflicts, attitudes, and stress that occur during the holiday season and how cutting people off with fury may not always be the best decision (although HIGHLY understandable).
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Crazy Psycho Me
Just my emotions imploding again nbd 🥸
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So U Want a “Real” Relationship Do Ya?
Don’t ever fucking take romantic advice from single, bitter ass bitches!!!! Women r notorious for saying things we do NOT mean. An audio of me essentially harping on theses two points right here. Moral of the convo? Women: try saying what you actually mean and meaning what you say & it’ll likely…
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Ridiculous
Goddamn emotions again getting me fucked up 😵💫
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Back Again!
Sup gang 🤘🏾 Almost lost my podcast mojo for a cool minute but looks like ya girl is here now. Yay me 💁🏽♀️
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Monk
Breaking down a dumb female character in the hit tv show Monk: Sharona Fleming
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Keep Putting Urself Out There
No matter how much resistance tries to overcome you
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Fell Outta Love?
Fuuuuuuck yooooous fr fr (I’m hilarious 💁🏽♀️)
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Failure Again?
Oh well! Get up, dust yourself off, and try again motha fucka 🤪♾️🙃
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Actual Above Average Women 🙏🏾🙌🏾👨👩👧👦
Search YouTube: Dry Creek Wrangler School for powerful insights especially as it pertains to genuinely empowering women. Still am stunned — no! Flooooored that people live n love like this 🥰❤️👌🏾🔥✅
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Dale Carnegie This Bitch 👫🏽👫🏽👫🏽👫🏽
Using Dale Carnegie principles to better handle people
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“Every Day is a Winding Road
I get a little bit closer” —Sheryl Crow
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In Hell… Over n Over Again 🥴
What the 🤐 I guess just make the most of it…
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Blardy Blar Blar
Uuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhh 😵💫
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Psychics and Mediums a Farce 😱
Okay even though I mostly sound like a dumb bitch throughout this audio what I’m saying is: a.) psychics/medium not real b.) Chris Angel valid source bc he’s a master of his craft who is constantly in the trenches doing work n genuinely curious enough to find a real deal that he puts his money...
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Waste of Life?
Not according to us 🙃
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Frustrating
An audio for times our environment and things outside of us nearly break us or make us want to snap and lose our fucking goddamn mind Vanessa!!!
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Parent the Children When Necessary
An audio explaining a mindset on how we look at children who may not be our responsibility
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Claim Peace in the Rage 🧘🏽♀️
Reading The Book of Knowing & Worth which is a channeled text written by Paul Selig that we are reading in a sporadic manner and damn! It hits home Vanessa 🤯
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Katniss & Peeta
An oral book report type of convo about The Hunger Games books and movies to remember Vanessa 🎥 🍿
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Shut the Crazy Down Vanessa!
Fuck this relationship “advice” and stay REAL (especially with yourself) instead Vanessa
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A Plan 2 Survive This Shit
Shit here = life on Earth as a human
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Pay Attention
Think about this Vanessa
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Relationship Dynamics 👩🏽❤️👨🏽
Breaking down Mindy Lahiri and Danny Castellano’s relationship in the hit series (and one of my personal faves) The Mindy Project
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Visioneering
Seeing actual visions more consistently now (yay) and here’s one that stuck out to us 🙋🏽♀️
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Keep On Keepin’ On Baby 😎
Yeah I’ve been absent and for once I do not feel bad, stressed, or too negative. Just doing what I can with what I have while I can even when (especially when) I don’t feel like I can or don’t want to 😏
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Fight 4 YOU
“I’ve been lost and feeling lonely… looking in the mirror like ‘when you fighting for me?’” —Gawvi, Fight For Me 🎶💛💚🧡. This one is for all the young girls and young women who find themselves either a.) treading the path of being a whore, b.) are thinking about doing it/think it’s the only...
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He’s Hungry 😋
This is an episode about mentality Vanessa and also reminding you to treat people better in general but especially your peeps and that damn sure includes the men as well 🫶🏾🙋🏽♂️💁🏽♀️
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Let Them Do Them
And you do you Vanessa ✌🏾💋
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A Girl Worth Fighting For…
Here are some questions for you young ladies: Are men the enemy? Or are women (mostly in the West) so privileged and taken care of that we’ve actually convinced ourselves that they (men) are? And not only that but that we also have the assumed entitlement that makes us genuinely scream and rage...
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Just Rebuild Vanessa
The moral of this story is: even though I fumble my words and their meanings, our character will never waver. It’s a FUCKING NONNEGOTIABLE VANESSA!!!! Never EVER fucking compromise!!!
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Oh, We Know… We FUCKING Know 👩🏽👀
Just me sick and tired of hearing randoms talk shit about Ariana Grande and her alleged “homewrecking”. Thoughts for women collectively to deal with and combat this aggravating issue both if true or untrue. Let’s get a code!!!
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Irony
Did I use it correctly 💁🏽♀️ Just me self sabotaging, laughing at my own jokes, persisting and growing. Also me being nutty. Handle your shit Vanessa! 🙅🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😅
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Go “Save” Your[fucking]self 🪬
You think you’re so righteous and perfect that you’re here to “save me”? Ha! Think again motha fuckaaaaaaas 🧨🤪🤘🏾 Also Vanessa — the judgiest parts in here are meant FOR YOUR ASS SPECIFICALLY bitch. You know that’s exactly how closed minded you can be so when you realize you’re being a…
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Vanessa’s “Day Off”
Getting a hang of this (me) thing 🤩
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On Cloud 9 ☁️
Checking in again to speak positively about a negative situation that we felt was actually more of a win than a loss 💁🏽♀️
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How many episodes does Vanessa’s Lack Thereof have?
Vanessa’s Lack Thereof currently has 485 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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“But where [was she] going without ever knowing the way?” —Fastball, The Way
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Vanessa’s Lack Thereof publishes regularly with 485 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Vanessa’s Lack Thereof is created and hosted by Vanessa Guadalupe.
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