Ugh She Fails

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Ugh She Fails

“But where [was she] going without ever knowing the way?” —Fastball, The Way

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    Family Ties

    Don’t be a chump. Put up a fucking fight goddamnit!!!

  3. 470

    Do Things Like U Give a Fuu

    Reminder to give my all despite outside noise or forces doing the dumb shit it does. As usual, the little things add up to be sooooo much more than one might expect 🌠

  4. 469

    Don’t Be a Nag!

    Just a reminder, Vanessa, to not cry n complain out loud about everything all the damn time 💆🏽‍♀️

  5. 468

    Shoe Lands on the Other Foot 👠

    Just me realizing sometimes the shoe lands on the other foot and I’m the one behaving too clingy, desperate, or can’t take a fucking hint sooooo…

  6. 467

    Parents Caring

    Despite how terrible they may seem, if it is not a dangerous environment, and they care enough to keep trying to reach out and work on the bond, then it is likely worth the effort in the long run

  7. 466

    Breaking Bonds

    Me ranting about how the bonds that we begin with end up becoming warped and tarnished later in life, how it’s hard to find genuine long term style’s relationships, and how I fucking haaaaaate that shit 😤😑

  8. 465

    Thank You Charlie Kirk

    Just wanted to say how much I respected Charlie Kirk and the way he went about spreading his message to the masses especially since I did not always agree with what he was saying. Sending love to his family and hope his legacy just keeps soaring 💟✝️

  9. 464

    Pierce Hawthorne

    Describing a character on the show Community that I definitely fucks with heavily. Not to mention after recording this I was watching it again and Pierce told the group, “I say what everyone is afraid to & that has value”. Ya damn right Pierce, you are DAMN right 🤪👌🏾😆

  10. 463

    Closing Time

    This is a quick episode on my thoughts about closure. In a nutshell: don’t start caring about me now 💋

  11. 462

    Blind Loyalty n DK Shite

    Uuuuugh not me trying to speak about an intense topic in an immature and (most likely) irresponsible way. But shiiiit when the hunches call I must obey bc I say so. Hate it or love it either way I’m just doing my best. Honestly if you’re extra sensitive about physical violence my nonchalant attitude and behavior will def come across disrespectful and piss you off. I’m honestly trying so hard even though it don’t be seeming like it 🙎🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  12. 461

    Tommy (fooking) Shelby 🔫💪🏾

    Finished the show and definitely feel some type of way about it especially Thomas Shelby who doesn’t receive nearly enough praise, respect, or love as far as I sees it. Here are my thoughts about it and I also re-evaluate the women who, to my surprise, actually weren’t dog shit characters. Well, some weren’t. I’ll ruin it for ya if you haven’t seen it yet because I’m hella specific. You’ve been warned

  13. 460

    Fucking Shelby Women 😤

    Just enjoying Peaky Blinders and I am only on season 3 episode 4 and I cannot with the women. So this is just an audio of my unsolicited opinions of the Peaky Blinder’s dumb women so far… and sure I’ve been a dumb bitch too so I’m not excluding myself from this fully. More like I’m coming to terms with it and can hopefully shed a new light on the same old tired subject. And if not, hopefully it’s simply entertaining as hell 😬🤭

  14. 459

    The Intern

    An episode where I discuss the movie The Intern and why it’s so amazing and magical. Well, Robert Dinero’s character at least

  15. 458

    Xmas Drama

    An episode about drama , conflicts, attitudes, and stress that occur during the holiday season and how cutting people off with fury may not always be the best decision (although HIGHLY understandable).

  16. 457

    Crazy Psycho Me

    Just my emotions imploding again nbd 🥸

  17. 456

    So U Want a “Real” Relationship Do Ya?

    Don’t ever fucking take romantic advice from single, bitter ass bitches!!!! Women r notorious for saying things we do NOT mean. An audio of me essentially harping on theses two points right here. Moral of the convo? Women: try saying what you actually mean and meaning what you say & it’ll likely be more beneficial for you finding lifelong partners romantic styles or… keep bullshitting and pay that shitty ass price

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    Ridiculous

    Goddamn emotions again getting me fucked up 😵‍💫

  19. 454

    Back Again!

    Sup gang 🤘🏾 Almost lost my podcast mojo for a cool minute but looks like ya girl is here now. Yay me 💁🏽‍♀️

  20. 453

    Monk

    Breaking down a dumb female character in the hit tv show Monk: Sharona Fleming

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    Keep Putting Urself Out There

    No matter how much resistance tries to overcome you

  22. 451

    Fell Outta Love?

    Fuuuuuuck yooooous fr fr (I’m hilarious 💁🏽‍♀️)

  23. 450

    Failure Again?

    Oh well! Get up, dust yourself off, and try again motha fucka 🤪♾️🙃

  24. 449

    Actual Above Average Women 🙏🏾🙌🏾👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

    Search YouTube: Dry Creek Wrangler School for powerful insights especially as it pertains to genuinely empowering women. Still am stunned — no! Flooooored that people live n love like this 🥰❤️👌🏾🔥✅

  25. 448

    Dale Carnegie This Bitch 👫🏽👫🏽👫🏽👫🏽

    Using Dale Carnegie principles to better handle people

  26. 447

    “Every Day is a Winding Road

    I get a little bit closer” —Sheryl Crow

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    In Hell… Over n Over Again 🥴

    What the 🤐 I guess just make the most of it…

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    Blardy Blar Blar

    Uuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhh 😵‍💫

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    Psychics and Mediums a Farce 😱

    Okay even though I mostly sound like a dumb bitch throughout this audio what I’m saying is: a.) psychics/medium not real b.) Chris Angel valid source bc he’s a master of his craft who is constantly in the trenches doing work n genuinely curious enough to find a real deal that he puts his money where his mouth is but all psychics and mediums runaway from him presumably bc they know he’ll debunk them c.) we do NOT need or want residence on fantasy island d.) we gotta readjust now e.) we might look into this more f.) otherwise psychics, medium and tarot are merely an entertaining craft like magic and should be advertised as such and we can’t control anyone but us so we must advertise it as such when we do it

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    Waste of Life?

    Not according to us 🙃

  31. 442

    Frustrating

    An audio for times our environment and things outside of us nearly break us or make us want to snap and lose our fucking goddamn mind Vanessa!!!

  32. 441

    Parent the Children When Necessary

    An audio explaining a mindset on how we look at children who may not be our responsibility

  33. 440

    Claim Peace in the Rage 🧘🏽‍♀️

    Reading The Book of Knowing & Worth which is a channeled text written by Paul Selig that we are reading in a sporadic manner and damn! It hits home Vanessa 🤯

  34. 439

    Katniss & Peeta

    An oral book report type of convo about The Hunger Games books and movies to remember Vanessa 🎥 🍿

  35. 438

    Shut the Crazy Down Vanessa!

    Fuck this relationship “advice” and stay REAL (especially with yourself) instead Vanessa

  36. 437

    A Plan 2 Survive This Shit

    Shit here = life on Earth as a human

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    Pay Attention

    Think about this Vanessa

  38. 435

    Relationship Dynamics 👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽

    Breaking down Mindy Lahiri and Danny Castellano’s relationship in the hit series (and one of my personal faves) The Mindy Project

  39. 434

    Visioneering

    Seeing actual visions more consistently now (yay) and here’s one that stuck out to us 🙋🏽‍♀️

  40. 433

    Keep On Keepin’ On Baby 😎

    Yeah I’ve been absent and for once I do not feel bad, stressed, or too negative. Just doing what I can with what I have while I can even when (especially when) I don’t feel like I can or don’t want to 😏

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    Fight 4 YOU

    “I’ve been lost and feeling lonely… looking in the mirror like ‘when you fighting for me?’” —Gawvi, Fight For Me 🎶💛💚🧡. This one is for all the young girls and young women who find themselves either a.) treading the path of being a whore, b.) are thinking about doing it/think it’s the only option or c.) looking for a sign to stop or not do it ever or ever again ——— Just a genuine plea to NOT do that shit. Might be a little preachy but I’m HIGHLY passionate about this shit and doing my absolute best not to be too judgy. So, instead of harassing strangers in real time I am giving all my faith and hope that this reaches whomever it needs to whenever it needs to. I know we’re all doing our best and sometimes it’s okay to admit we’re not even at the bare minimum and self correct as necessary.

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    He’s Hungry 😋

    This is an episode about mentality Vanessa and also reminding you to treat people better in general but especially your peeps and that damn sure includes the men as well 🫶🏾🙋🏽‍♂️💁🏽‍♀️

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    Let Them Do Them

    And you do you Vanessa ✌🏾💋

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    A Girl Worth Fighting For…

    Here are some questions for you young ladies: Are men the enemy? Or are women (mostly in the West) so privileged and taken care of that we’ve actually convinced ourselves that they (men) are? And not only that but that we also have the assumed entitlement that makes us genuinely scream and rage that we are oppressed and deserve equality even though we constantly refuse to do the work necessary?? 🧐 I’ll let you decide…

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    Just Rebuild Vanessa

    The moral of this story is: even though I fumble my words and their meanings, our character will never waver. It’s a FUCKING NONNEGOTIABLE VANESSA!!!! Never EVER fucking compromise!!!

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    Oh, We Know… We FUCKING Know 👩🏽👀

    Just me sick and tired of hearing randoms talk shit about Ariana Grande and her alleged “homewrecking”. Thoughts for women collectively to deal with and combat this aggravating issue both if true or untrue. Let’s get a code!!!

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    Irony

    Did I use it correctly 💁🏽‍♀️ Just me self sabotaging, laughing at my own jokes, persisting and growing. Also me being nutty. Handle your shit Vanessa! 🙅🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😅

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    Go “Save” Your[fucking]self 🪬

    You think you’re so righteous and perfect that you’re here to “save me”? Ha! Think again motha fuckaaaaaaas 🧨🤪🤘🏾 Also Vanessa — the judgiest parts in here are meant FOR YOUR ASS SPECIFICALLY bitch. You know that’s exactly how closed minded you can be so when you realize you’re being a COMPLETE DOUCHE self correct that shit. Fuck your ego (bc it’s gotten outta control again)

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    Vanessa’s “Day Off”

    Getting a hang of this (me) thing 🤩

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    On Cloud 9 ☁️

    Checking in again to speak positively about a negative situation that we felt was actually more of a win than a loss 💁🏽‍♀️

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“But where [was she] going without ever knowing the way?” —Fastball, The Way

HOSTED BY

Vanessa Guadalupe

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