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Ultimate Showdown
by Matthew Cannon, Tristan Morris, Dustin Fowler, And Cheryl DeYeso
Four dorks use the incredible power of the internet to get together and debate the age-old question: "Who would win in a fight?" Your hosts Cannon, Tristan, Cheryl, and Fowler take sides in some of the greatest fights we never got to see on TV, in Movies, or throughout History. Sparks fly and friendships are forged in the fires of battle, and in the end only one can be named champion. This is the Ultimate Showdown.
Episodes
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Episode 50: Tooth and Claw Draft
We did it. We made 50 whole episodes of a Podcast. Thanks to everyone who was so good to us on the way. This week we make our picks and decide on teams. It's a good one, friends. We love you.
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Episode 49: Purple Top Milk
Hey friends. It's buffer episode week. We talk food fights and play some games. Tune in next week for our Tooth and Claw torunament Draft!
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Episode 47: High Noon Finale!
This week it's on like Donkey Kong, y'all. We see our final two combatants duke it out on the streets of the Old West town of Redemption to see who comes out on top! The Lady (The Quick and the Dead) faces off against Trinity (My Name Is Trinity). Get ready for some twists and turns that NOBODY…
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Episode 46: We Did It!
What's this? The penultimate episode of the High Noon Tourney? And it's following a wildly successful and totally listenable episode that totally happened?! It's a miracle! In our first fight, The Lady (The Quick and the Dead) faces down El Mariachi (Desperado) as a delighted and slightly...
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The Cursed Episode
This week we discuss the curse that has been placed upon us, presumably for something Cannon did. We do some blah blah blahs and talk about some upcoming stuff. I love you very much. If you read this, please email the word GOURD to [email protected] and I'll sing a song about your name. -Fowler
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Episode 45: Midnight Train to Sedona
Hey friends. Cheryl is still travelling the world looking for the rarest mushrooms that ever grew. This episode we work together to make a world for an RPG that doesn't exist. Thanks for sticking around, and please let us know what you thought about this cool idea we made. I love you very much....
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Episode 44: We are Very Bad with Names
You know how sometimes life just doesn't go your way? How sometimes the most endearing host on your podcast just up and leaves you for a few weeks? How sometimes the last good recording you had with that host gets destroyed by another host's incompetence? All of that has happened to us here at...
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Episode 43: Hand to Gland Combat
The High Noon tourney continues to Round 2! A little extra warning: while our show is not usually great for little ears, it may actually be a crime to listen to this one with anyone under the age of 13 nearby. Seriously y'all, it gets wet n' wild. In fight one, The Lady (The Quick and the Dead)…
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Episode 42: A Cannonless Ship
The High Noon tournemy continues! In our first fight, Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) faces off against The Sundance Kid! Our second fight puts Dr. King Schultz (Django Unchained) vs Trinity (My Name is Trinity). Round one is over friends, and the dun is getting low in the sky....
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Episode 41: Magical Octopus Garden
Special thanks to our Patreon backers (patreon.com/ultimateshowdown), the Facebook group (Ultimate Showdown the Podcast Group), and all our fans who have left 5 star reviews on iTunes, y'all are the best. Intro and outro music by Joseph Henry Castleman and the Cobra Cats Fight it out, but be...
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Episode 40: A Schmeckel of Buttermouth
Hey sorry our title this week is an actual crime! That's one of our host's fault. *glares at Cannon*. The High Noon tourney continues! In our first fight, Westworld's Man in Black faces off against Doc Holliday (Tombstone) in a thunderstorm of a shootout. Our second fight was Brett Maverick...
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Episode 39: Krah'tos Brahvahdos
The High Noon tourney kicks off in style! In our first fight, The Man with No Name (A Fistful of Dollars, A Few Dollars More, and The Good, The Bad, The Ugly) and John Marston (Red Dead game series) draw down on each other in a classic battle to be the best. Our second fight sees Charlie Prince...
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Moment of Glory Preview Special
Hey friends. This week we're letting you in on our new secret project we've been cooking up with our friend Maitland. Moment of Glory is a podcast where we play Dungeons and Dragons 5e and have a lot of fun telling a story together. I think you're really going to like it or my name isn't Fowler....
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Episode 38: The High Noon Tournament Draft
The High Non Tournament is underway. This week we pick our teams and get the matches set up. It's HIGH NOON. We love you so much. Fight it out, but be excellent to one another! Hosted by Special Guest Host Matthew Maitland, Cheryl Deyeso, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and Matthew Cannon. Join us...
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Episode 37: Weave Done It
This week we played some of that good good Weave game Tristan always talks about so much. Follow your hosts playing their teenage counterparts in a high school adventure littered with goofs and gags. New Tournament starts next week. BE THEREEEEEEE. We love you so much. Fight it out, but be...
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Episode 36: The Grand Melee Finale
This week we get down to that good fight you've been waiting for. It's Maximus (Gladiator) vs Leonardo (TMNT) for the TITLE! Talking points this week include: Tristan's Horror About Ranch Dressing, Strawberry Poptarts, Fowler's Neutral Corner Nightmares, and the Big Fight. We love you so much....
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Episode 35.5: Sweet Baby Ray
Tristan is out jet-setting across these amber waves of grain, so Cheryl, Cannon, and Fowler took a whole episode to debate which edible combatants would win in a fight against their arch nemesis: HUNGER. Topics of discussion include Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce, The Merit and Cooking Methods of...
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Episode 35: Literally on Fire
The semi-finals are upon us! In fight one, Oberyn Martel, the Red Viper of Dorne, challenges Leonardo, the Hero in a Half-shell, to one on one combat. For fight two, Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the the TRUE emperor...
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Episode 34: Zooey Deschanel's Tiger Beats
The Grand Melee, Round 2 continues! In our first fight, Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator) steps into the Coliseum to face off against Beatrix Kiddo, the Bride (Kill Bill). In fight 2, Machete and Link are biker bros and go on a long road trip where they learn about themselves and go home…
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Episode 33: Meth Witches
The Grand Melee, Round 2 begins! In our first fight, Hit Girl (KickAss) enters the proving grounds opposite Prince Oberyn Martel (Game of Thrones) as Fowler and Cannon duke it out for their characters. In fight 2, Fowler and Tristan stack up Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) against King...
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Episode 32: Tristan Runs for President
You know how it went from Cannon being sick, to Cannon AND Fowler being sick, to no episode last week? Yeah, we were all sick. We've been sending samples to the CDC because we're worried we might have the first internet-communicable infections. On this week's episode, we wrap Round 1 of The Grand...
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Episode 31.5: Bathing in Duck Ponds
This week, Cannon and Fowler are sick, but we still made an episode. For you. Because we love you. With just Cheryl and me (Tristan), this week's episode is a short diversion into some new territory. Join us as we discuss - among other things - how not to get sick, the uncomfortable gazes of...
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Episode 31: Brown Egg Basement Flood
This week Cannon was sick, but we made an episode anyways! The Grand Melee continues, with Fowler debating for Hit Girl (Kick Ass) VS Cheryl's Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride) in the first half! Fight 2 is a REAL doozy with The Operative (Serenity) debated by Tristan VS. Fowler defending The...
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Episode 30: Seeking Professional Help with special guest J Keith van Straaten
This week, we're joined by special guest arbiter J Keith van Straaten of the incredible podcast Go Fact Yourself! The Grand Melee continues, with Tristan debating for Machete VS Fowler's Ash Williams (Evil Dead) in the first half! Fight 2 comes in strong in the second half with King Leonidas…
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Episode 29: Mad At The Sass
The first fights of our Grand Melee Tourney! Fight 1 is Cannon debating for Maximus (Gladiator) VS Tristan's Ragnar Lothbrok (Vikings)! Fight 2 this week is Link (Zelda Franchise) debated by Cheryl VS. Cannon's Aragorn (Lord of the Rings.) Fight it out, but be excellent to one another! Hosted by...
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Episode 28: Le Grand Melee - Beginnings
Is it just us, or is it drafty in here? A new year brings a new tournament, and we're starting off strong with a draft episode for The Grand Melee! Join us as we pick our fighters and pair off for the best fights yet! Fight it out, but be excellent to each other! Hosted by Cheryl Deyeso, Dustin...
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We're Back: A Podcaster Story
A lil update about things to come!
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Episode 27: Ultimate Holiday Bash
Come join us by the warm fire, won't you? It's so cold outside. Don't worry about what people will think. Bonus ASMR content. Sexy. Fight it out, but be excellent to one another! Hosted by Cheryl Deyeso, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and Matthew Cannon. Join us on Facebook at Ultimate Showdown…
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Episode 26: Monsters & Robots Over 30ft Finale!
Robots and Monsters Over 30ft Championship! Voltron vs. Gipsy Danger! Who will win! What surprises are in store? You'll just have to tune in to find out! Fight it out, but be excellent to one another! Hosted by Cheryl Deyeso, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and Matthew Cannon. Join us on Facebook…
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Episode 25: Penultimate Intervention
Round 3 of our Robots and Monsters Over 30 Feet Tournament wraps up! Up first we have Gipsy Danger (Pacific Rim) vs Clover (Cloverfield)! Fight 2 this week is Voltron (Voltron) vs The Iron Giant (The Iron Giant) Fight it out, but be excellent to one another! Hosted by Cheryl Deyeso, Dustin…
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Episode 24: This Toaster Has Legs
Round 2 of our Robots and Monsters Over 30 Feet Tournament continues with fights 3 & 4! Up first we have the AT-AT (SWU) vs. Clover (Cloverfield.) Fight 2 this week is Iron Giant (Iron Giant) vs Abominatus (Warhmmer 40k). Fight it out, but be excellent to one another! Hosted by Cheryl Deyeso,...
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Episode 23: Juggalo Sailor Moon Fan
The beginning of Round 2 of our Robots and Monsters Over 30 Feet Tournament with fights 1 & 2! Up first we have Smaug (LoTR) vs. Gipsy Danger (Pacific Rim.) Fight 2 this week is Voltron (Voltron: Legendary Defender) vs DinoMegazord (Power Rangers). Fight it out, but be excellent to one another!...
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Episode 22: The Nougat of the World
This week finish up Round 1 of our Robots and Monsters Over 30 Feet Tournament with fights 7 & 8! Up first we have Voltron (Voltron: Legendary Defenders) vs. The Gigantic Jotnar (Troll Hunter.) Fight 2 this week is Godzilla (Shin Godzilla) vs Abominatus Chaos Imperator Class Titan (Warhammer…
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Episode 21: Marshmallow Juice
This week we plow forward with Fights 5 & 6 of our Robots and Monsters Over 30 Feet Tournament! We are joined by Anime enthusiast and all-around awesome person, Cheryl DeYeso. Up first we have The Staypuft Marshmallow Man (Ghostbusters) vs AT-AT (SWU). Fight 2 this week is Unit 01 (Neon Genesis...
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Episode 20: King Kong Pulls It Out
This week we keep the momentum going with Fights 3 & 4 of our Robots and Monsters Over 30 Feet Tournament! (And Dustin doesn't even get that mad!) Up first we have Cronos (God of War) vs DinoMegazord (Power Rangers). Fight 2 this week is The Iron Giant (The Iron Giant) vs King Kong (Skull…
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Episode 19.5 Extra Lives and Music City Shenanigans
Dustin and Tristan take a week while Cannon is moving to talk about some pressing issues, a new sponsor, and upcoming events. It's real sweet. Hosted by Will Cook, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and Matthew Cannon. Thank you to our Podcasting Network, Gumbie Cat Networks. GumbieCatNetworks.com...
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Episode 19: Giant Monsters & Robots Tourney!
New tournament begins now! Monsters and robots over 30 feet tall! Mayhem! Destruction! Smashiness! Fight 1 is the terrible Smaug (Tolkien) vs. Optimus Prime (Transformers). Fight 2 is Eren Jaeger (Attack on Titan) vs. Gypsy Danger (Pacific Rim). Hosted by Will Cook, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris,...
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Episode 18: The Wayans Supposition
We're joined by Jim Hanson, fellow podcaster from Gumbie Cat Networks. He hosts the amazing Random Podcast Generator (RPG). This is our buffer episode, so get ready for a whole bunch of random bullcrap. Hosted by Will Cook, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and Matthew Cannon. Thank you to our...
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Episode 17: Sidekick/Henchmen Finale!
This is the Grand Finale for the Sidekicks and Henchmen Tourney! Spoilers ahead! Chewbacca Vs. Damien "Robin" Wayne Hosted by Will Cook, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and Matthew Cannon. Thank you to our Podcasting Network, Gumbie Cat Networks. GumbieCatNetworks.com Thank you to Joseph Henry...
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Episode 16: Robotic Rectums
It gets petty dark. This episode contains spoilers for the Round 1 & 2 Fights! Round 3, Fight 1 is The T-800 (Terminator 2) vs. Chewbacca (Star Wars.) Round 3, Fight 2 is Karl Kronen (Hellboy) vs. Damien Wayne "Robin" (Batman DC.) Hosted by Will Cook, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and Matthew...
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Episode 15: Hot Mouth Parts
This show is the direct opposite of ASMR. This episode contains spoilers for the Round 1 Fights! Round 2, Fight 3 is Karl Kroenen (Hellboy) vs. Jules Winstead (Pulp Fiction.) Round 2, Fight 4 is Jaws (Bond Franchise) vs. Damien Wayne "Robin" (Batman DC.) Hosted by Will Cook, Dustin Fowler…
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Episode 14: 110% Carbohydrates
A day late, a dollar short. This episode contains spoilers for the Round 1 Fights! Round 2, Fight 1 is Brienne of Tarth (GoT) vs. T-800 (Terminator 2.) Round 2, Fight 2 features the beastly Chewbacca (Star Wars) vs. Hit Girl (Kick Ass). Hosted by Will Cook, Dustin Fowler, Tristan Morris, and...
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Episode 13: The Missing Wayans Bro
Holy crap! An episode that releases on time with only minimal, behind-the-scenes technical problems! Truly, we are blessed. These are the final fights for round 1, so get ready for some HUGE matches. Round 1, Fight 7 is Fezzik (Princess Bride) vs. Jaws (James Bond Franchise.) Round 1, Fight 8...
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Episode 12: Brock Lesner ≠ Brock Samson
Our intrepid hosts return after further technical difficulties conspire to keep us from publishing those good fights that you crave so hard. Round 1 Fight 5 featured Brock Samson (Venture Brothers) vs. Karl Kroenen (Hell Boy.) Round 1 Fight 6 sees Jules Winfield (Pulp Fiction) vs. Dr. John Watson...
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Episode 11: Technical Difficulties
So, there were some issues. Maybe Cannon's computer crashed. Do we still crank out an awesome episode? You're darn tootin' we do. GoGo Yubari (Kill Bill) vs. Hit Girl (Kick Ass). In the second half of the show we have Darryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) vs. Chewbacca (Star Wars.) Hosted by Tristan…
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Episode 10: Rocket Fists!
A brand new Tourney and a brand new day! Welcome to the Sidekicks and Henchmen Showdown! Starting us off properly is Baymax (Big Hero 6) vs. T-800 (Terminator 2: Judgement Day). In the second half of the show we have Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad) vs. Brienne of Tarth (Game of Thrones.) Proud…
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Episode 9: Getting To Know You...
...Getting to like you, getting to hope you like meeeeeee. It's a buffer episode! we don't debate nuthin! Not a dang thang! We just joke, josh, jibe, and...love? Just settle in and learn more about those silly kids. Will, Tristan, Fowler, and Cannon take you on a journey through their…
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Episode 8: Action Character Finale!
It's the FINAL ROUND of the Action Hero Tournament! Holy Moley, you can just FEEL the electricity in the air...or is that just the static from the party balloons? John McClane (Bruce Willis, Die Hard) VS. Frank Castle (Jon Bernthal, Daredevil). Proud member of the Gumbie Cat Network!...
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Episode 7: Wishing We Were Cowboys
The Semi-Finals! Testosterone! Sweat! Wrestlin'! Round 3, Fight 1 is Frank "the Punisher" Castle (Jon Bernthal, Daredevil Season 2) vs. Beatrix "The Bride" Kiddo (Uma Thurman, Kill Bill). Round 3, Fight 2 is John McClane (Bruce Willis, Die Hard) vs. Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer, Tombstone). Proud…
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Episode 6: Takin' a Plisskin
Almost there! The end of the Action Hero Tournament is so close, you can smell the gun oil! Round 2, Fight 3 is Snake Plisskin (Kurt Russel, Escape from New York) vs. Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer, Tombstone). Round 4, Fight 2 is John McClane (Bruce Willis, Die Hard) vs. Leon (Jean Reno, The...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Four dorks use the incredible power of the internet to get together and debate the age-old question: "Who would win in a fight?" Your hosts Cannon, Tristan, Cheryl, and Fowler take sides in some of the greatest fights we never got to see on TV, in Movies, or throughout History. Sparks fly and friendships are forged in the fires of battle, and in the end only one can be named champion. This is the Ultimate Showdown.
HOSTED BY
Matthew Cannon, Tristan Morris, Dustin Fowler, And Cheryl DeYeso
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