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Uncle Ted's Cabin

by The boys

You're in the Truman Show. A place for schizos, autists, and freaks alike. From conspiracies and secret history to current events and politics, nothing is scripted and nothing is sacred. Find extended episodes and source material links atwww.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabinwww.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabinwww.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabin

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Episodes

  1. TrillDozer

    The boys rip a classic one this week. We're talking shop, catching up, and telling stories. In the second half of the episode, we take a look at the False Memory Syndrome Foundation, their seedy origins, and a few infamous cases in which they have played a major role. G also dug up a few JP…

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  2. Appalachian Bar Mitzvah

    The boys kick back with a classic shop talk episode. We're also taking a quick look at the new Sound of Freedom movie, the narrative surrounding it, and a few notable details that may be more than just a coincidence. As always, you can support us on Patreon, follow us on Instagram and Kick, leave...

  3. I Know What You Don't Know

    The boys are back in true form after a nice holiday break. This week, we're talking punished comedian Owen Benjamin and his impressive yet tragic arc of becoming the most unhinged former Joe Rogan plaything. From his early comedy career to Twitter meltdowns and "Beartaria", a pyramid scheme style...

  4. To The Stars

    The boys talk shop and cover a wide range of topics this week. We're talking MtG serialized card secondary market, the origins of the Reptilian Race conspiracy, and Tom Delonge absolutely sperging on aliens with Steve-O. As always you can find us on Instagram, catch G streaming on Kick, and…

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  5. TerraMar Blues

    Kanye Quest 3030, Polybius, and the cool guys checking out the U.S.S. Olympic. I mean Titanic.Support us on Patreon, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our new Kick channel for streams.

  6. The Highlight Reel: A Look Back at (Almost) 100 Episodes

    Join us as we look back at the past (almost) 100 episodes with a roundup of some of our favorite moments. We're going from the very beginning and dropping some behind-the-scenes knowledge on you, so be sure to stick around until the end. These are just a few of some of our favorite moments so go...

  7. Too Damn High

    The boys bust out a Zoom episode this week while G is out of town and lament on why the rents are so damn high. We're shining a light on Real Page, a rent-setting property management software that is currently under investigation for violating monopoly and anti-trust laws. We're talking landlord...

  8. PtK: Chapter 2

    The boys are back in action and continue their deep dive into David McGowan's "Programmed to Kill". We take a look at some of the legislation surrounding topics contained in the book; and how massive governmental institutions can oftentimes help perpetuate those crimes. Join us as we uncover more...

  9. That's a Big Number

    The boys are back in common form with an off the cuff type beat this week. We're talking content monetization culture, continue our examination of tyranny through bureaucracy, and get a quick glimpse into the most recent "white supremacist" false flag psyop. We also discuss how to navigate...

  10. BrotherHunter500

    The boys kick back this week with some good old fashioned shop talk and continue digging into David McGowan's "Programmed to Kill". In the first half of the episode, we're talking Fish Tank Live and fishing trips, gamertags, and in typical form, shit on the extended media Rogan-verse. Around the...

  11. Programmed 2 Kill

    The boys get back to their roots this week as G revisits "Programmed to Kill: The Politics of Serial Murder" by David McGowan. We examine the author's claim of state-funded Satanic ritual abuse being present and entrenched in our modern political landscape. We also draw many connections to…

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  12. Ancient Death Cults with Izzy N. Griffin

    The boys are joined once again by Izzy N. Griffin, host of the Couch Philosopher and one half of the Duh Heads podcast, for a quick glance at the contentious and longstanding "Cult of Ba'al". We revisit this topic from a solo episode several months ago in order to hopefully gain a bit more…

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  13. Show 'Em Who Was the High, Now

    The boys kick back for a classic two-man cast this week. In the first part of the episode, we expose the rising phenomenon of virtual restaurants known as “ghost kitchens” operating in covert spaces all around the country. We discuss their gross and deceptive tech-bro tactics and the implications...

  14. The Mushroom Man Cometh

    The boys are joined by longtime friend and resident mycophile to discuss Artificial Intelligence, consciousness, and who would win in a gang fight: mascots or clowns? Be sure to subscribe for new episode notifications and as always, video episodes are available on Patreon for just $1

  15. Ripping Darts Into the Void (Let Him Cook)

    The boys are reunited with regular guest and longtime friend of the show Papa Wario for some much needed mischief and merriment. This week has it all, we're talking Mac DeMarco's Freemasonic imagery in his new video, Bud Light and ESG scores, and whatever happened to Scott Stapp, the singer from...

  16. Back in the Saddle Again

    The boys are fresh from a much needed week off and catch up on things. We share stories, talk shop, and take a look at a few of the more notable headlines that stuck out to us since we last met. We're talking congress moving to ban Tik Tok as a cover for shuffling through more oppressive...

  17. Midwest Munchin' Crack Fractal Wizardry

    The boys unlock the secrets of the Aryan Stone this week. The episode kicks off with a little "Lifting in the Ruins" 2.0 where we discuss the current video games we're playing and gawk at one of the newest internet "chefs" to grace our algorithm. We also issue a challenge for anyone to beat G in...

  18. Hicklib Smithsonian Haters' Club

    The boys are blessing y'all with a long one this week and everyone is on the chopping block. We explore the idea of "Hicklibbing", disrespect the Smithsonian Institute, and ponder the biggest question of all: what is penis inspection day like in the Antarctic? In the second half of the episode, G...

  19. Smothered, Covered, and Retarded

    The boys are fresh off a Lifting in the Ruins crossover and get back to basics this week. It's a classic jawn full of stories, nerd talk, and clowning on Tim Pool. In the second part of the episode, G breaks down the recent unrest in Georgia and draws a few connections to many of the Color...

  20. MAGA Sissy Hypno

    The boys kick back and keep things easy this week. It's another one of those off-the-dome type beats. From Dilbert and Critical Theory to dark web intellectuals and Jihad Johnny, the unstable Muslim Christian Jew who joined the AFU, we take a look at the many ways we can all get a lil lost in our...

  21. Ya Stop 'Em and Ya Frisk 'Em

    The boys are back in true form with a fresh two-man cast this week. We're talking Magic: The Gathering producing transhumanist predictive programming, if life imitates art, and how an alien invasion would be thwarted in China by making mukbang videos out of them. We also get a bit political this...

  22. Western Promises

    The boys are down one host this week but make up for it with the crossover we've been waiting for. Western Promises joins us in the cabin to discuss internet trolls, occultism in politics, the Bristol Stool Chart, and the ongoing question of malice vs. incompetence. We also get into gangstalking,...

  23. Grimoire

    It's a hot and fresh two man cast this week. The boys dig deep into some ancient demonology and consider the historical explanations for many of these texts. We also take a look at some of the important contributors to this field and how their impact exists today. In the later part of the…

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  24. The Couch Philosopher with Izzy N. Griffin

    This week, the boys are joined by podcaster, comedian, and ascending Freemason Izzy N. Griffin. We're talking alien sex, manifesting, Paul Pelosi, and more. You can find Izzy on IG @izzyngriffin You can listen to his podcasts The Couch Philosopher and Duh Heads on Spotify. Support them on Patreon...

  25. Harry Potter and the Sovereign Citizen

    It's a laid back week. The boys shoot the shit and catch up on a few things. We're talking UAP's, internet Conservative drama, movie reviews, sovereign citizen freakouts, and more. Towards the end, G breaks down some Gladio Operations over the years that have helped astroturf paramilitary groups...

  26. The Road to Hell

    Strap in, fellas. The boys got another heater for y'all this week. We're talking with the one and only Victard Lame; a prolific meme page admin and good friend of the show. We cover all the bases on this one and didn't leave anything on the table. From simulation theory and economics to Chris…

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  27. Punk's Not Dead

    The boys deliver a hot 'n ready episode this week and everybody is in the sights. We're talking the coming "green lockdowns" in the form of carbon-score credit cards and contraband kitchenware. We also take a look at the American delegates slated to attend the World Economic Forum in 2023 and...

  28. Kubrick, Cults, and Christguns

    Happy new year, fellas. The boys are fresh from a week off and have a double-header episode for y'all today. In the first half of the show, we discuss Freemasonic imagery in pop culture and the influence this group may hold over certain influential figures. We also scratch the surface of a unique...

  29. Shop Talk: Episode 69

    A dubious little creature, getting up to mischief. This is no good. Ahhh, the Beast is demonic in nature. Very icky. No Good. We're goofin' and boofin' on some horrendous YouTube chefs courtesy of Lifting in the Ruins. We also shine a light onto the FBI's recent statement regarding the Twitter...

  30. I Think, Therefore You Are

    The boys cranked out a quick banger for y'all this week. It's one of those off the cuff stream of consciousness type jawns. We're talking about the bigger implications of the FTX Scandal and SBF's arrest, how crypto was a scam from the start, and the armed IRS agents that are going to show up on...

  31. Missing 411: We FOIA'd Bigfoot

    The boys bring it down a notch this week and take a break from making fun of your regularly scheduled trauma drip news cycle. We’re going back to basics with a hard look at Missing 411 cases and their possible connection to Sasquatch activity, UFO sightings, other cryptids, and Franklin Scandal...

  32. Help, the Denny's Robot Has a Gun!

    They boys kick back and bask in the latest news cycle so sit down, strap in, and po' up for some wild revelations. We're talking Liver King dethroned, the ongoing Kanye debacle, and more developments coming from the Balenciaga ad campaign scandal. We also shine a light on the Artemis I rocket...

  33. Dark Jester Danksgiving

    The boys are joined by a frequent flyer guest to engage in a little bit of tomfoolery for the holidays. The charming and indelible Wario returns to discuss some of our favorite topics such as aliens, lolcows, MK Ultra activation, psychedelic experiences, and the ongoing Hasbro/MtG scandal. Stick...

  34. Shop Talk Episode 65: CryptoMagic and Focusing on the Inward

    The boys shoot the shit this week keep it a brick. We're talking the recent FTX scandal and it's connections to the Democratic Party and the new NY Central Bank "FedCoin" pilot run. We also examine how Hasbro has completely tanked Magic: the Gathering's value for the average consumer and are...

  35. MIND WAR

    The boys return from the first bye week in over a year unbothered, moisturized, happy, in our lane, focused, and flourishing. We're talking weed etiquette, the new Call of Duty, AI and content creation, and the crossover between professional mascots and the Furry community. In the second half of...

  36. Tales from the Cumgeon

    It's another fast paced, heavy hitter episode for y'all this week. We're talking Amou Haji, the world's dirties man who recently passed away at 94 after his first bath in over half a century. We also continue to examine our broken industrial food system and shine a spotlight on the Cargill…

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  37. 100 Year Cease Fire

    The boys are keepin' it short and sweet this week. It's a classic cast. We're talking all our favorite topics: human nature, aliens, ley lines, and billionaires, the simulation, oceanic mysteries, and more. Video episodes available on Patreon for $1. Be sure to subscribe to us on Spotify and…

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  38. Freak Body Boys

    The boys kick back and talk shop this week. We're hashing out recent developments between Russia and Ukraine that may signal further escalation and continue to expose the financial abuse surrounding this manufactured war. In the second half, we break down some popular predictive programming...

  39. The Boys are Back In Town

    You already know. The boys are back in their element coming off last week's solo cast. We catch up on how things have been and discuss some of the hottest news news stories that really piqued our interest. We're talking the fishing tournament scandal, credit card scammers, Velma "coming out" and...

  40. Power and Access

    On this episode G is riding solo, he covers a little bit of the "troubled waters" in our current geo political climate then on to a deep dive in the history of the CIA's ties and almost marriage with organized crime. A long sordid history of more than coincidences that show, that the idea of...

  41. Patchouli Clone Girl Tradwife

    The boys shoot the shit this week about life. We dive into family planning, the essence of being human, depopulation, and the capitalist psyop. We also examine the brand new GMO AquaAdvantage™ Salmon product and how it ties into all the recent "eat the bug" propaganda we've been seeing lately.…

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  42. Pinocchio, Trauma, & the Queen

    The boys keep things lowkey this week with a good ole fashioned news roundup. We're talking the Queen of England's death and the many theories that surround this historic event. We also discuss the trauma-based society we live in and how we're forced into this system from birth with almost no way...

  43. Boys Night: An Uncle Ted's Cabin 1 Year Anniversary Chaos Cast

    We did it, boys. One full year of fighting the Globalists and lifting for God. In order to celebrate the only way we know how, we're launching the first video cast and bring in some Uncle Ted's regulars to finally discuss our namesake. We're talking all things Ted Kaczynski; the enigmatic man who...

  44. 5D Ghost Cop

    It's a classic two man schizo cast this week. One of those stream of consciousness type beats. We babble about the potential for future PATCON events, the ongoing and ever-futile culture war, and the era of "American Decline" as viewed through our crumbling financial structure. And in typical…

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  45. Applesauce Zza

    The LitR Brothers return from their beach week for some good old fashioned tomfoolery. We catch up, shoot the shit, and take things a little lighter this week. We also take the time to issue a few corrections from last episode: Ba'al is Life. And finally, we ponder the age old question, "what if...

  46. Ba'al is Life

    The schizo gods have blessed you all with a solo shaman cast this week. We're talking the infamous "Cult of Baal" and attempt to expose the many faces they've adopted over the centuries. We examine how this sadistic death cult has evolved throughout all of recorded history while using paganism…

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  47. YHWH Looked Over Me: An Interview with Harrison Friedman of Jew Anon

    The boys Zoom in with North Carolina comedian Harrison Friedman. He hosts a podcast called "Jew Anon" in which he self describes as "a satirical podcast on Jewish culture. I tackle Jewish biographies all the way to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict". We gain some insight into Harrison's Jewish...

  48. Shop Talk: Episode 50

    It's a classic two man cast so you know it's about time the boys dish out some much needed shop talk. We discuss the future of the Patreon and what kind of content you can expect from us after the summer. We also discuss Nancy Pelosi's infamous visit to Taiwan, the big "Green" push, and shit on…

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  49. Gettin' to the Bottom of It

    This week, the boys are back with a new guest up in the Cabin. We're goin' lookin' for clues, y'all. We try to make sense of our current social dilemmas from media manipulation to secret society influence and more. We even begin the conversation of porn addiction and its effects on a population…

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  50. Respect the Mystery

    Chaos Cast no. 7 We're off the BLs and talkin shit

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

You're in the Truman Show. A place for schizos, autists, and freaks alike. From conspiracies and secret history to current events and politics, nothing is scripted and nothing is sacred. Find extended episodes and source material links atwww.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabinwww.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabinwww.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabin

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You're in the Truman Show. A place for schizos, autists, and freaks alike. From conspiracies and secret history to current events and politics, nothing is scripted and nothing is sacred. Find extended episodes and source material links...

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