Uncouth Behavior

It’s a good week to watch reality tv, at least that’s what we always say! Join your favorite girls for another episode of recaps, reality tv takes, and maybe a little rambling. We may not always agree, but game recognizes game.

It’s been a long few months, and while summer has just begun, it’s time for summer house to retire. This week your favorite girls are back to recap a smattering of reality tv. But we’re also here to remind you that joy does indeed come in the morning, so don’t fret. Ok that’s it, maybe one more thing…

You already know what time it is! This week the girls are recapping part 2 of the Summer House Reunion. We’re really not done talking about this. Although we may be tired, we’ll never tire of justice. Listen to this week’s episode to hear your favorite girls talk all things Summer House!

You asked, we answered. Straight to business no time for games! It’s our recap on the Summer House reunion, Part 1! And remember, all is fair in love and war!

Has the week drained you? Are you in need of a laugh and some unserious conversation? Do you love and adore Kyle Cooke? Then this week’s episode is for you. Welcome back, Couthless nation. Your girls are here to talk all things Bravo, and to defend their white boy of the month that we do every week. Because how the turntables have turned.

It’s been a minute, but your favorite girls are back! And we’re talking fitness, summer ins, general uplifting nonsense, and of course… all things bravo. This week, Esci and Amy are recapping the Summer House reunion leak, Summer House season 10, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island (are you outta your mind), and the Real Housewives of Atlanta! And of course, Team Ciara until it’s backwards.

We’re late to the party, but justice is always on time! No surprise your girls are team Ciara! Get ready for a two part episode of Uncouth Behavior, because we have so much to say.

We’re late to the party, but justice is always on time! No surprise your girls are team Ciara! Get ready for a two part episode of Uncouth Behavior, because we have so much to say.

Hello Couthless Nation! It’s been a few weeks, and we have missed you (don’t worry, we know you missed us). This week, the girls are recapping Amy’s marathon in Tokyo, discussing the importance of trusting your phone, and recapping some of the best television of the decade (we’re looking at you Traitors finale and summer house). Tune in for this week’s episode of Uncouth Behavior!

You know what time it is! No need to even start with one of our amazing preambles, let’s just get right into it. This week on Uncouth Behavior your favorite girls are sharing their thoughts on The Real Housewives of Potomac reunion parts 1 and 2, Summer House episode 3, a sprinkle of Southern Charm, and of course the Traitors! Also best of luck to our Amy who is running the Tokyo Marathon this weekend!! Remember to let things happen to you, you don’t happen to things. And if the situation ever presents itself, you should go to jail for your wife, bro.

Happy love day, Couthless Nation! It’s Valentine’s Day weekend and your favorite girls are here to profess their love for the most consistent companion there is, reality TV! This week the girls are catching up on all things pop culture including the superbowl halftime show (be our valentine Bad Bunny), Karen Huger’s RHOP tell all, Summer House, Southern Charm, and of course… The Traitors (said in Maura Higgins accent). Wishing you a weekend full of love, laughter, and plenty of uncouth behavior.

First things first, your favorite girls are sorry for their unplanned leave of absence. Sabbatical if you will. But if you too have felt as though you’ve lived numerous lives since the end of 2025, you’re not alone. Nevertheless, Esci and Amy are back, they’re not better than ever, but life is a journey, and through every step, we’ll always have reality television. This week the girls are sharing their thoughts on the Real Housewives of Potomac, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Summer House news, and of course The Traitors. Tune in for a long awaited dose of Uncouth Behavior!

YOUR FAVORITE GIRLS ARE BACK BABY!! And they missed you! After surviving extreme elements, holiday travel, and training schedules, Esci and Amy return with life updates, takes on gambling, and deep pop culture references. MADISON….MADISON!!! So grab your favorite (Boston) tea and get ready to say TOO-DA-LOO to another Todd. Also, let the girls know if you know what the title is referring to for a prize!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Hopefully you are getting into the holiday spirit. Whether you are traveling to see family via train, plane, automobile or all three, just know we are thankful for you Couthless Nation!!! Friendly reminder to just do your best, to try and believe in love, and to never scoff at a loved one!

Hater Nation, wait, no, Couthless Nation, stand up! Welcome back to another week in Loonyville, where the girls bravely unpack the eternal rivalries shaping our society: Virginia vs. Maryland, Renting vs. Owning, Tyra Banks vs. Entering Heaven, and of course… Housewives vs. Expectations. They even attempt the community building exercise of saying three nice things about Ashley Darby (pray for them). Also, let them know your thoughts on choreographed entrances at weddings. Embrace the chaos (and the hate) and don’t forget to text Jordan at 21523 every Tuesday!

On this episode of Uncouth Behavior, Esci makes a discovery: Flavor Flav, newest guest host of DWTS, dated the incomparable Tiffany “New York” Pollard on Flavor of Love. Chaos, nostalgia, and confusion ensue. The girls dive into meet-cutes, being partially right but never wrong, and the dry humor of German husbands while breaking down this week’s shows. If you’re someone who fully commits to a party theme, casually drops a stack at the local Caribbean market, and cares absolutely zero about Chris Samuels’s dating life, this episode is for you. Tune in and don’t forget to vote: Which Shonda Rhimes series is your favorite?

Spooky season is over and your favorite Katseye member and World Cup Star are teaming up to discuss the differences between a trip and a vacation; the dilemma of straight, blonde hair; the perks of living in Chicago; and the perfection that is Stacey Rusch. Also, the fact that everyone who is ANYONE loves the housewives. So curl up with a New York slice or a tub of Garrett’s and find out why Tia Glover should write a parenting book and why Heather Gay is the white girl of the month that we do every once in a while!

Couthless Nation, we need you! Block Escadar on Instagram so OUR Esci can reclaim her rightful title as the tri-syllabic, stunning, talented, WAG mogul that she is! This week, the girls are providing their hottest takes about horse race culture, bridesmaids, crop dusting, genuine friendships, the musical genius of Wicked, and yet again (much to their chagrin)… people named Todd (and Greg)!

The girls are back (and a little late) after experiencing much travel and mayhem, so they’ll just leave you with this: “She's bananas and her antics are harmless.” Listen to this week’s episode of Uncouth Behavior to find out the cultural significance of this quote and more!

Picture this, two hilarious (and stunning) girls from Colorado reconnect after many years apart to discuss public health, only to find out that they both share a love for Bravo. On a divinely appointed whim they decide that the world shan’t keep turning unless they begin a podcast for semi-serious people who love deeply unserious TV. And now? They’re on Episode 20! Yeah that’s right, the girls are in the 1% and are here to celebrate their heroic achievement with hot takes on Korean Day Spas, Disney’s marketing, Haitian Morticians, and the untimely arrest of the Osefos. Here’s to being funny without being mean! Now go enjoy a Fall Festival near you!  

Helloooo Couthless Nation! It’s officially Fall, which means it’s homecoming and cuffing season, and y’all have homework! The girls inject a healthy dose of structure into this week’s episode and get into the importance of being the change you want to see in the world (justice for Lauren Jauregui), the importance of vulnerability and relatability (justice for Bronwyn), and the egregious behavior of some of the ladies in Miami (BIG justice for Guerdy). Your homework, you may ask? Go on a date, watch Hitch and Hamilton, and wipe that gigantic “eff off” from your forehead. Guerdy, call us!  

After a short hiatus, your favorite semi-serious girls are back, and they have a lot to say about voting rights, karaoke songs, and recreational vehicles. DWTS is back and Esci gets to the bottom of why this show is really a reflection of racial dynamics in America under the guise of meritocracy. The girls also discuss the return of Television’s crowning jewel: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It’s so hard to have a perfectly casted show these days, but the women of Utah have somehow cracked the code. Join them for a deep dive into picking your own jewelery, art in the renaissance, and all the uncouth moments in between!

greetings couthless nation! Happy weekend from your favorite reality girls. This week, we are keeping it short and sweet. We know it may seem unbelievable that we can actually put a time limit on our premium content, but we’re truly women of many talents. Tune into this week’s episode to hear our takes on the Real Housewives of Miami, the origin story of our nicknames, and everything in between. And if you bought the Go Wild Frontier pass because Esci influenced you, let us know so we can collect our check.

Strap in Couthless Nation, this was a wild one. The girls are recording at midnight, and you know what that means! Breaking out into song, rating Bravo crimes, giving out “social scores”, and reminding you to never, under any circumstances, drink and drive. So here’s to immigration reform, justice for black women on DWTS, and scientifically backed hair care products! Comment “SHE 🍓” if you made it this far!

Happy LDW from your favorite girls! On this day of labor, Esci, Amy, and your local neighborhood murder of crows are coming to you with a closed chapter and a new lease on life. Summer has come to a end, which means we can all take a step towards health, happiness, and healing to release ourselves from the emotional torment that was Love Island, because that’s just the way we feel. This week, tune into our recap of the Love Island Season 7 reunion, which means after today, we will never speak about this show again (but if you want talk about Nicolandria just shoot Esci a text). The girls are also recapping the season finale of Love Island: Beyond the Villa, and of course our favorite Bravo show with the most wretched women on television, the Real Housewives of Miami. So join us in saying OLE to a new book, a better story, and a fresh start on this week’s episode!Love Island Reunion - 18:20Love Island: Beyond the Villa - 45:20Real Housewives of Miami - 59:10

So much to cover, so little time! Apologies in advance if you or a loved one is named Todd. This week, the girls are reminded of how deeply slept on Real Housewives of Miami is! Stream Miami until it’s backwards! They also discuss how embarrassing it is for men to not move out of the marital home during divorce, Kristen Doute’s new lease on life, and the answer to the age old question, “Is ‘Ape Shall Not Kill Ape’ the worst tattoo on the planet?” Spoiler alert… it is. Let us know your vote for the most unhinged housewives franchise while enjoying this unhinged recap episode!

Did you miss us?! Life has been lifin’ to say the least, so the girls took a little hiatus but are back with a hilarious bonus episode to catch up on (quite literally) everything. From bad bravo trivia to baby showers to tattoos! Morale of the story? Go to Cape Cod with your friends and never trust a Maryland driver on a Virginia road because community is all that matters. Here’s to showing up!

The weekend is here, and so is another episode of Uncouth Behavior! Firstly, the girls must acknowledge they are in fact tardy to the party, so thanks for your patience in advance. This week, your favorite Bravo anthropologists are clocking in to discuss all things Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Miami, NextGen NYC, and Love Island Beyond the Villa. This week the girls are getting deep about this winding, changing road called life and transitory periods we find ourselves in. So if you are also undergoing a major life transition, if you are in a liminal space, or if you literally just care about reality TV, be sure to tune into this week’s episode! Real Housewives of Atlanta - 25:46Real Housewives of Miami - 49:38NextGen NYC - 1:11:44Love Island, Beyond the Villa - 1:29:02

It’s the weekend, and you know that means... It’s time to count your blessings, acknowledge your privilege (trigger warning), and tune into the 11th episode of Uncouth Behavior. That’s right, your girls are in the double digits!! I’m talkin’ bout innnnnit! This week, Esci and Amy are regaling the pros and cons of funemployment, dating convicts, their ongoing obsession with #nicolandria, and of course their stellar takes on Bravo. If you’re so ATL, are excited to be freed from the shackles of love island, and if you can clarke what it’s like to be a landlord-ess, join your favorite girls for this week’s episode!Love Island Finale - 21:55 Real Housewives of Atlanta - 52:09 Real Housewives of Miami - 1:12:55 NextGen NYC - 1:29:03

Happy 10th Episode Podiversary!! This week, Uncouth Behavior joins only 10% of podcasts that have reached their 10th episode. And for that…we celebrate! So, please, clap, clap, clap like you don’t care (it’s also July 11th)! In this episode, the girls wonder where on earth is the love? Why do people keep livin’ like they ain’t got no mamas? and why is the whole world quite literally addicted to the drama? After a thorough recap of the Cowboy Carter Tour and the trials of Northwest Stadium (formerly Fedex Field), Esci and Amy jump into Friendship, sorry, Love Island and their other Bravo shows. Shoutout to everyone who understands the importance of not only touching grass, but literally blending it and drinking it. Lastly, a question for our faithful listeners, should we breakdown the new Ashanti and Nelly show? Let us know and enjoy the show! 34:08- Love Island USA 01:07:47 - The Real Housewives of Miami01:30:24 - NextGen NYC aka The Real Kids of New York

Welcome back to Uncouth Behavior! This week the girls don’t have anything formal to offer you, so please enjoy their literary genius in the form of poetry:Topsy turvy. Everything is upsy daysy. Topsy turvy. Everyone is acting crazy. Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet. That's the way on topsy turvy day. E coli, Mario Kart, systemic racism and everything in between. Touch grass, don’t do anything crass, and ground yourself in reality. 25:40 - Love Island1:09:55 - NextGen NYC1:25:03 - Real Housewives of Miami1:36:15 - Real Housewives of Atlanta

This week on Uncouth Behavior, the girls evoke biblical behavior as they ponder whether or not they have enough faith to answer the hard hitting questions we all have. Where do we begin? Are you a road trip girlie? Would you date the heir to Costco? Will Drew Sidora ever stop lying? Will Larsa Pippen dissolve her filler? Will Nicolandira make it outside of the Villa? And lastly, would you rather have a guaranteed $1 million (after tax) or flip a coin for $5 million? For this last one, if you love the Lord, we know which one you’re choosing. Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on today’s episode! 25:32 - The Real Housewives of Atlanta51:01 - The Real Housewives of Miami1:08:50 - NextGen NYC aka The Real Kids of New York 1:18:57 - Love Island USA

It’s time for your weekly dose of Uncouth Behavior. Esci and Amy are coming to you from Denver and DC once again to discuss what is perhaps the most consequential issue facing America today: Love Island USA. Don’t worry though, the girls are still recapping all things Bravo, including Real Housewives of Atlanta, Bravo’s Love Hotel, NextGen NYC, and the Real Housewives of Miami. We’re keeping this short and sweet, and by that we mean under 2 hours, because there’s a new episode of Love Island tonight and a hot new bombshell has entered the villa.21:08 - The Real Housewives of Atlanta33:24 - Bravo’s Love Hotel39:37 - NextGen NYC 48:32 - The Real Housewives of Miami59:11 - Love Island USA

Another week, and more uncouth behavior! Esci and Amy are coming to you virtually from Denver and DC, and trying on their ‘women that can successfully configure audio visual equipment’ fedoras. This week, the girls are chatting about the farce of budget airlines, their favorite movies, and all the happenings in the ever chaotic Bravo-verse. If you had the longest week of your life, love the Prince of Egypt, and you support women making wise financial decisions when choosing travel (see: Frontier’s Go-Wild pass) tune into this week's episode! 34:30- Bravo’s Love Hotel46:51 - Love Island honorable mention52:10 - Real Housewives of Atlanta1:10:30 - Real Housewives of Miami 1:20:32 - NextGen NYC

It’s the weekend, and you know what that means! It’s time for more uncouth behavior. On this week’s episode, Esci and Amy are talking about their aspirations to become polyglots, the quirky to relatable spectrum, the best ways to tell your friends stories (embellish, embellish, embellish) and of course, recapping the episodes from this week on Bravo. Please leave a comment below and validate that Esci is not a negative representative of the Gen Z community.27:33 - Summer House 45:20 - Real Housewives of Atlanta57:00 - Bravo’s Love Hotel1:09:11 - NextGenNYC

On this week’s episode, Esci and Amy chat about their Memorial Day weekends, all things Love Hotel, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summer House, etc., and the trials and tribulations the American people are facing in today’s real estate market. Also tune in for the first edition of Skudee Sees, our monthly segment where the girls rewatch the most iconic housewives seasons and franchises, starting with Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New York!26:06 - Real Housewives of Atlanta46:52 - Bravo’s Love Hotel56:33 - Summer House 1:10:19 - Skudee Sees, Real Housewives of New York, Season 1

This week, Esci and Amy regale their first fender benders, the woes of being class pass users in this economy, summer hair, and all things Bravo. Special shout out to the Angela Oakley Apologists Association, now accepting applications.18:30 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 42:41 - Bravo’s Love Hotel 53:45 - I’m sorry I called you dumb, maybe I meant stupid59:55 - Summer House

Esci and Amy are back! This week the girls are recapping the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Love Hotel, and Summer House. Honorable mention to the musical ingenuity of bravolebs, and songs about t-shirts.21:47 - Real Housewives of Atlanta35:00 - Bravo’s Love Hotel51:47 - Summer House1:20:07 - I’m sorry I called you dumb, maybe I meant stupid

Welcome to Uncouth Behavior! This episode is giving very much beginner behavior, Esci and Amy are coming to you live with their Love Hotel, Summer House, and other Bravo takes. Featuring Amy’s dog Denver.12:11 - Bravo’s Love Hotel27:20 - Summer House48:17 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills