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Uncouth Behavior
by Esci and Amy
Welcome to Uncouth Behavior! A podcast for semi-serious people who love deeply unserious television. Every week we’ll talk about all things Bravo, recap our favorite shows, and we’ll definitely talk about ourselves. Because life is hard, but we’ll always have reality television.
Episodes
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Episode 39: Bridal Behavior
This is truly the day that the Lord hath made. Get ready for a very special episode of Uncouth Behavior, because The Most Beautiful Bride ™️ has some life and wife updates for Couthless Nation. That’s right, it’s time for Bridal Behavior! Amy is married, she was stunning, Esci had a microphone…
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Episode 38: Game Recognizes Game Behavior
It’s a good week to watch reality tv, at least that’s what we always say! Join your favorite girls for another episode of recaps, reality tv takes, and maybe a little rambling. We may not always agree, but game recognizes game.
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Episode 37: Joy Comes in the Morning Behavior
It’s been a long few months, and while summer has just begun, it’s time for summer house to retire. This week your favorite girls are back to recap a smattering of reality tv. But we’re also here to remind you that joy does indeed come in the morning, so don’t fret. Ok that’s it, maybe one more...
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Episode 36: Summer House Reunion Part 2 Behavior
You already know what time it is! This week the girls are recapping part 2 of the Summer House Reunion. We’re really not done talking about this. Although we may be tired, we’ll never tire of justice. Listen to this week’s episode to hear your favorite girls talk all things Summer House!
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Episode 35: Summer House Reunion Part 1 Behavior
You asked, we answered. Straight to business no time for games! It’s our recap on the Summer House reunion, Part 1! And remember, all is fair in love and war!
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Episode 34: Cooke-y Behavior
Has the week drained you? Are you in need of a laugh and some unserious conversation? Do you love and adore Kyle Cooke? Then this week’s episode is for you. Welcome back, Couthless nation. Your girls are here to talk all things Bravo, and to defend their white boy of the month that we do every...
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Episode 33: Summer Behavior
It’s been a minute, but your favorite girls are back! And we’re talking fitness, summer ins, general uplifting nonsense, and of course… all things bravo. This week, Esci and Amy are recapping the Summer House reunion leak, Summer House season 10, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island (are you outta...
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Episode 32: Team Ciara Behavior (Part 2)
We’re late to the party, but justice is always on time! No surprise your girls are team Ciara! Get ready for a two part episode of Uncouth Behavior, because we have so much to say.
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Episode 32: Team Ciara Behavior (Part 1)
We’re late to the party, but justice is always on time! No surprise your girls are team Ciara! Get ready for a two part episode of Uncouth Behavior, because we have so much to say.
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Episode 31: Tokyo Behavior
Hello Couthless Nation! It’s been a few weeks, and we have missed you (don’t worry, we know you missed us). This week, the girls are recapping Amy’s marathon in Tokyo, discussing the importance of trusting your phone, and recapping some of the best television of the decade (we’re looking at you...
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Episode 30: Bro Behavior
You know what time it is! No need to even start with one of our amazing preambles, let’s just get right into it. This week on Uncouth Behavior your favorite girls are sharing their thoughts on The Real Housewives of Potomac reunion parts 1 and 2, Summer House episode 3, a sprinkle of Southern...
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Episode 29: Rob Behavior
Happy love day, Couthless Nation! It’s Valentine’s Day weekend and your favorite girls are here to profess their love for the most consistent companion there is, reality TV! This week the girls are catching up on all things pop culture including the superbowl halftime show (be our valentine Bad...
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Episode 28: Sabbatical Behavior
First things first, your favorite girls are sorry for their unplanned leave of absence. Sabbatical if you will. But if you too have felt as though you’ve lived numerous lives since the end of 2025, you’re not alone. Nevertheless, Esci and Amy are back, they’re not better than ever, but life is a...
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Episode 27: Gidanke Behavior
YOUR FAVORITE GIRLS ARE BACK BABY!! And they missed you! After surviving extreme elements, holiday travel, and training schedules, Esci and Amy return with life updates, takes on gambling, and deep pop culture references. MADISON….MADISON!!! So grab your favorite (Boston) tea and get ready to say...
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Episode 26: Thanksgiving Behavior
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Hopefully you are getting into the holiday spirit. Whether you are traveling to see family via train, plane, automobile or all three, just know we are thankful for you Couthless Nation!!! Friendly reminder to just do your best, to try and believe in love, and to never scoff…
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Episode 25: Hater Behavior
Hater Nation, wait, no, Couthless Nation, stand up! Welcome back to another week in Loonyville, where the girls bravely unpack the eternal rivalries shaping our society: Virginia vs. Maryland, Renting vs. Owning, Tyra Banks vs. Entering Heaven, and of course… Housewives vs. Expectations. They…
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Episode 24: Blind Date Behavior
On this episode of Uncouth Behavior, Esci makes a discovery: Flavor Flav, newest guest host of DWTS, dated the incomparable Tiffany “New York” Pollard on Flavor of Love. Chaos, nostalgia, and confusion ensue. The girls dive into meet-cutes, being partially right but never wrong, and the dry humor...
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Episode 23: Vacation Behavior
Spooky season is over and your favorite Katseye member and World Cup Star are teaming up to discuss the differences between a trip and a vacation; the dilemma of straight, blonde hair; the perks of living in Chicago; and the perfection that is Stacey Rusch. Also, the fact that everyone who is...
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Episode 22: Todd Behavior Part 2
Couthless Nation, we need you! Block Escadar on Instagram so OUR Esci can reclaim her rightful title as the tri-syllabic, stunning, talented, WAG mogul that she is! This week, the girls are providing their hottest takes about horse race culture, bridesmaids, crop dusting, genuine friendships, the...
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Episode 21: Harmless Behavior
The girls are back (and a little late) after experiencing much travel and mayhem, so they’ll just leave you with this: “She's bananas and her antics are harmless.” Listen to this week’s episode of Uncouth Behavior to find out the cultural significance of this quote and more!
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Episode 20: Mortician Behavior
Picture this, two hilarious (and stunning) girls from Colorado reconnect after many years apart to discuss public health, only to find out that they both share a love for Bravo. On a divinely appointed whim they decide that the world shan’t keep turning unless they begin a podcast for…
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Episode 19: Accountable Behavior
Helloooo Couthless Nation! It’s officially Fall, which means it’s homecoming and cuffing season, and y’all have homework! The girls inject a healthy dose of structure into this week’s episode and get into the importance of being the change you want to see in the world (justice for Lauren…
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Episode 18: “Wretched” Behavior
After a short hiatus, your favorite semi-serious girls are back, and they have a lot to say about voting rights, karaoke songs, and recreational vehicles. DWTS is back and Esci gets to the bottom of why this show is really a reflection of racial dynamics in America under the guise of meritocracy....
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Episode 17: Succinct Behavior
greetings couthless nation! Happy weekend from your favorite reality girls. This week, we are keeping it short and sweet. We know it may seem unbelievable that we can actually put a time limit on our premium content, but we’re truly women of many talents. Tune into this week’s episode to hear our...
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Episode 16: Criminal Behavior
Strap in Couthless Nation, this was a wild one. The girls are recording at midnight, and you know what that means! Breaking out into song, rating Bravo crimes, giving out “social scores”, and reminding you to never, under any circumstances, drink and drive. So here’s to immigration reform…
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Episode 15: Crow Behavior
Happy LDW from your favorite girls! On this day of labor, Esci, Amy, and your local neighborhood murder of crows are coming to you with a closed chapter and a new lease on life. Summer has come to a end, which means we can all take a step towards health, happiness, and healing to release…
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Episode 14: Todd Behavior
So much to cover, so little time! Apologies in advance if you or a loved one is named Todd. This week, the girls are reminded of how deeply slept on Real Housewives of Miami is! Stream Miami until it’s backwards! They also discuss how embarrassing it is for men to not move out of the marital home...
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Episode 13: Bonus Behavior
Did you miss us?! Life has been lifin’ to say the least, so the girls took a little hiatus but are back with a hilarious bonus episode to catch up on (quite literally) everything. From bad bravo trivia to baby showers to tattoos! Morale of the story? Go to Cape Cod with your friends and never…
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Episode 12: Transitional Behavior
The weekend is here, and so is another episode of Uncouth Behavior! Firstly, the girls must acknowledge they are in fact tardy to the party, so thanks for your patience in advance. This week, your favorite Bravo anthropologists are clocking in to discuss all things Real Housewives of Atlanta…
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Episode 11: Privileged Behavior
It’s the weekend, and you know that means... It’s time to count your blessings, acknowledge your privilege (trigger warning), and tune into the 11th episode of Uncouth Behavior. That’s right, your girls are in the double digits!! I’m talkin’ bout innnnnit! This week, Esci and Amy are regaling the...
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Episode 10: Blonde Horse Lady Behavior
Happy 10th Episode Podiversary!! This week, Uncouth Behavior joins only 10% of podcasts that have reached their 10th episode. And for that…we celebrate! So, please, clap, clap, clap like you don’t care (it’s also July 11th)! In this episode, the girls wonder where on earth is the love? Why do...
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Episode 9: Topsy Turvy Behavior
Welcome back to Uncouth Behavior! This week the girls don’t have anything formal to offer you, so please enjoy their literary genius in the form of poetry: Topsy turvy. Everything is upsy daysy. Topsy turvy. Everyone is acting crazy. Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet. That's the way on topsy...
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Episode 8: Oh Ye of Little Faith Behavior
This week on Uncouth Behavior, the girls evoke biblical behavior as they ponder whether or not they have enough faith to answer the hard hitting questions we all have. Where do we begin? Are you a road trip girlie? Would you date the heir to Costco? Will Drew Sidora ever stop lying? Will Larsa...
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Episode 7: Bombshell Behavior
It’s time for your weekly dose of Uncouth Behavior. Esci and Amy are coming to you from Denver and DC once again to discuss what is perhaps the most consequential issue facing America today: Love Island USA. Don’t worry though, the girls are still recapping all things Bravo, including Real...
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Episode 6: United Frontier Behavior
Another week, and more uncouth behavior! Esci and Amy are coming to you virtually from Denver and DC, and trying on their ‘women that can successfully configure audio visual equipment’ fedoras. This week, the girls are chatting about the farce of budget airlines, their favorite movies, and all…
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Episode 5: Hot Weirdo Behavior
It’s the weekend, and you know what that means! It’s time for more uncouth behavior. On this week’s episode, Esci and Amy are talking about their aspirations to become polyglots, the quirky to relatable spectrum, the best ways to tell your friends stories (embellish, embellish, embellish) and of...
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Episode 4: Seller’s Market Behavior
On this week’s episode, Esci and Amy chat about their Memorial Day weekends, all things Love Hotel, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summer House, etc., and the trials and tribulations the American people are facing in today’s real estate market. Also tune in for the first edition of Skudee Sees, our...
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Episode 3: Fender Bender Behavior
This week, Esci and Amy regale their first fender benders, the woes of being class pass users in this economy, summer hair, and all things Bravo. Special shout out to the Angela Oakley Apologists Association, now accepting applications. 18:30 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 42:41 - Bravo’s Love…
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Episode 2: T-Shirt Behavior
Esci and Amy are back! This week the girls are recapping the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Love Hotel, and Summer House. Honorable mention to the musical ingenuity of bravolebs, and songs about t-shirts. 21:47 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 35:00 - Bravo’s Love Hotel 51:47 - Summer House 1:20:07…
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Episode 1: Beginner Behavior
Welcome to Uncouth Behavior! This episode is giving very much beginner behavior, Esci and Amy are coming to you live with their Love Hotel, Summer House, and other Bravo takes. Featuring Amy’s dog Denver. 12:11 - Bravo’s Love Hotel 27:20 - Summer House 48:17 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Uncouth Behavior! A podcast for semi-serious people who love deeply unserious television. Every week we’ll talk about all things Bravo, recap our favorite shows, and we’ll definitely talk about ourselves. Because life is hard, but we’ll always have reality television.
HOSTED BY
Esci and Amy
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How many episodes does Uncouth Behavior have?
Uncouth Behavior currently has 40 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Uncouth Behavior about?
Welcome to Uncouth Behavior! A podcast for semi-serious people who love deeply unserious television. Every week we’ll talk about all things Bravo, recap our favorite shows, and we’ll definitely talk about ourselves. Because life is hard, but we’ll always have reality television.
How often does Uncouth Behavior release new episodes?
Uncouth Behavior has 40 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Uncouth Behavior is created and hosted by Esci and Amy.
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