PODCAST · comedy
Underemployed
Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
Episodes
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100 - The Final Countdown/The Best of Underemployed
After 8 years, Jack and David bring Underemployed to a close by taking a look back through memory lane at their favorite moments on the podcast. From on-air physical assaults, to snake-bitten interviews with political powerhouses, and a barrage of iconic(?) one-liners. Plus seeing John Cena's…
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99 - Q&A VII: Rizz-putin
The penultimate episode of Underemployed once again sees David and Jack answering the questions of you, the dependents! From the best and worst mascots of all-time, to who would play them in a film, their own legacies, the potential romantic endeavors of Eminem and Dr. Dre, pasta vs. sports,...
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98 - The 50 Greatest Sports Moments, Vol. 2 (The Selby Cup Finals)
A thrilling(?) conclusion to the ultimate countdown for best sports moments ever. Featuring threatening to kill your peer over minor disputes, punching fans in the stands, an iconic Bronco chase, superkicking an opponent, body slamming an 80-year-old pregnant woman, that time Randy Johnson hit a...
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97 - The 50 Greatest Sports Moments, Vol. I (The Hart Trophies)
Fresh off being unqualified to talk about rap, David and Jack return to also be unqualified to talk about sports! The definitive list of the best athletic moments ever includes American basketball superiority over the French, fat-shaming men in authority, players calling teammates drunkards,...
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96 - The Best Rap Song Ever Bracket, Pt. 2 (Suburbplayalistickiasoulmuzik) [Feat. G.O.Z.]
The rap dorks are back to wrap up their rap bracket. Will "WAP" and "Man's Not Hot" continue their Cinderella runs? Can David's act of friendship carry a song into the next round? How far can a Shaquille O'Neal or John Cena track go in a bracket of this magnitude? Tune in to find out!
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95 - The Best Rap Song Ever Bracket, Pt. 1 (Hart of the City) [Feat. G.O.Z.]
As David and Jack eye the finish line of Underemployed, they answer the question the Dependents have been asking them for 7 years: "What's the best rap song of all-time, you dorks?" Well they finally answer it, along with one of the most qualified people to help: Acclaimed rap reviewer Gozie…
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94 - March Madness Mascot Melee VII
It's the final edition of Underemployed's signature episode: The March Madness bracket that features no analysis and instead determines which team's mascot would win in a fight! From tigers and cougars, to kangaroos and big bears doin' thangs, we've got every matchup covered! Plus David and Jack...
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93 - Our 7th Anniversary!
It's once again time to reflect and celebrate your 8th favorite podcast, Underemployed! Featuring the best clips of the past year, from David being imprisoned, trees that smell like bodily fluids, mascot fights, working during a global tech outage, and Jack letting go of a 5 1/2-year grudge. Plus...
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92 - The 7th Annual Undie Awards
For the seventh and final time, Jack and David bring you the once-a-year extravaganza to cram in your stocking. They hand out their coveted best-of-2024 awards and look at the people and things that shaped the landscape. From the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef that dominated this year's nominations…
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90 - The Trial of David Hart (feat. Joe "Peanut" Dweck)
After years of hot takes, annoyance, loudness, it's time for one of the most pivotal moments in Underemployed's illustrious history: David Hart's trial. Can he and former guest Joe Dweck prove that he deserves to roam free with normies? Or will Jack prove that David is a danger to society's...
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91 - Episode 90?
The trial of David Hart is still delayed, but Jack refuses to switch up the episode order, so here we are. Destiny's Daddies return to talk about their unintentional summer hiatus, including their travels to Maine, New Orleans, and Seattle; the global tech outage of July that led to chaos at…
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89 - The Longest Hart
David is back behind bars after his bond was revoked for general annoyance. But he courageously talks about how it's led to him getting buffer and being rejected by every prison gang. He and Jack also discuss weddings and Emmys they went to, ripped pants, the Celtics are on the mountaintop while...
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88 - #FreeDavidHart
With the trial of his life hanging over his head, David talks about the hard life being accused of felony silliness and shenanigans. They also go track-by-track on the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef since they last talked about it, have a discussion on the NHL and NBA playoffs, Jack pays tribute to…
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87 - State of the Show III
David and Jack once again give an update on the state of the podcast and the goals they have for the future. Featuring an abundance of Gen Z slang (On God, FR FR) and the phrase "You'd have to imagine", a message about the future of the podcast, and David being locked away in prison on felony...
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86 - The Tortured Podcasts Department
If you're tired of listening to Taylor Swift's new album, how about some new Underemployed for your earholes? Jack and David return to talk about staring directly at a solar eclipse, the kidney stone-inducing amount of beef going on in the rap world (David actually is enjoying some Drake!)…
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85 - March Madness Mascot Melee VI
It's once again the March Madness bracket show that proudly boasts absolutely no college basketball analysis whatsoever! Cougars, cocks, hat salesmen, zippers, gatuhs, wolfpacks, and about 12 different teams that feature bulldogs as their mascots; David and Jack dive deep to find out which mascot...
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84 - Q&A VI: Henry Rizz-inger
Y'all Q'd, we A'd. Despite Jack deleting the original recording a dumb-dumb, he and David are back to answer questions about when they knew they were destined for greatness, purchases if they became billionaires, the new Avatar series, dumb song lyrics, Muppets they'd hang with, Jack's coworker...
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83 - Our 6th Anniversary!
It's that time of year again were Jack and David look back on the year that was, and look forward to the year that be. They talk about their most successful March Madness Mascot bracket ever, Jack getting a new name (and age), the Great Scott's Addition Gas Leak of 2023, David and Jack…
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82 - Knuck if You Tuck
It's a new year, but Jack and David are still on their same old nonsense. David talks about the snow in Fredericksburg that led to Bethany having a roughly 6-hour work week, and the wild weather the area's seen this month. Jack talks about the bitter cold in Baltimore while he brought the heat by...
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81 - The 6th Annual Undie Awards
It's time once again for the award show that former President Obama once called "A blight on American freedom", the Undies! In a year dominated by the likes of Taylor Swift and George Santos to a lesser extent, David and Jack tip their cap(s that are hiding their receding hairlines) to a glorious...
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80 - De Selby (Part 3)
Jack and David talk about why they had an extended hiatus (and why they don't have a guest), before getting right back into form with David having beef with the NBA in-season tournament and the notion of Taylor Swift being the biggest musician in the world, Usher at the Super Bowl halftime show,...
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79 - Rap’s 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. 2 (Hart Knock Life)
Jack and David return to finish up their definitive list of hip-hop's greatest moments. Whether it be the joy brought from "WAP", DMX naming ladies he's boinked in a verse, R. Kelly getting maced, Drake's unintentional child reveal, John Cena becoming a rap legend, Shaq asking Kobe Bryant how his...
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78 - Rap’s 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. I (The Washed Boyz)
Who better to celebrate hip-hop's 50th birthday with than two dorks from the 'burbs? Jack and David reveal the first half of their definitive list of rap's greatest moments, from rappers dealing with conflicts through stabbings and champagne bottles, to Cardi B throwing a microphone at a fan and...
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77 - Barbenployedenheimer
The heat is on, and so is Underemployed! David and Jack talk the knockout of the Women's World Cup team (including Jack's hot take on what cost them), August being the worst month ever, Phoenix being an affront to God, David's first ever Flying Squirrels game (and why the team has such a grip on...
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76 - Happy 35th Birthday, Travis!
Jack and David have a lot to catch up on, from David's rain-soaked trip to Maine, to Jack getting a new name and age at a Richmond bar, plus the wonderful wedding of PJ Anderson and the amazing moment that almost was during the ceremony. Also, David's cat is a jerk, the heat and the haze across...
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75 - State of the Show II
David and Jack once again make their State of the Union address to the loyal Dependents, where they look back on the progress and history they've made in the past year, while setting themselves a lofty goal by the end of the decade. Also, Old Man David returns.
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74 - Back That Gazz Up
The weather's getting mildly warmer, and so is Underemployed! Jack tells the story of a gas leak in Scott's Addition that impacted the news station (and also briefly made him a nomad), Rihanna and A$AP Rocky proving that Wu-Tang is for the children, the continued rise of the Lakers, Ja Morant's a...
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73 - The Barry Bonds of Podcasts
Jack and David return to brag about the absolute raging success that was their NCAA Mascot Bracket (way better than most fools who picked a real one). Plus they talk David wanting steroids back in baseball, Jack's joy at the rebirth of the Lakers, David's Christ-like resurrection from COVID, the...
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72 - March Madness Mascot Melee V
It's the triumphant return of the March Madness selection show that proudly features absolutely no actual basketball analysis, the ultimate battle between each team's mascot! Featuring such questions as how many wolfs constitute a wolfpack, how a holy man can deal with a fight, how many 16 seeds...
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71 - Our Fif Anniversary!
Delivering on promises made to you people, a wolf that was once a homeless man, a ruthless attack on David's medical ailments, the return of the Underemployed Curse, correctly picking the rise of the Jacksonville Jaguars, a tribute to Queen Lizzy, sports not mattering, and keeping your oven open....
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70 - Ebony and Ivory and Ivory and Ivory (feat. Jessica Albert and Julie Sawitzky)
Jack and David are joined by Jack's longtime friend, Underemployed superfan, and actual respected journalist Jessica Albert, along with mutual friend and friend of the show Julie Sawitzky! They discuss Jessica's long journey across various cities and stations in her career, from her time at JMU…
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69 - The 5th Annual Undie Awards
Cue the Mariah Carey, pour yourself some nog, and get your affairs in order, because Christmas is back, and so are the coveted, prestigious Undie Awards! David and Jack join you from the long-condemned Richmond Coliseum to hand out awards (including an album of the year no one sees coming)…
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68 - Return of the Mac
Fresh off another wonderful Jay-Z Day, Jack and David discuss their Thanksgivings, including how David now preps his mac and cheese, he goes in-depth on the World Cup and the U.S.'s loss to the Netherlands, as well as the future of the program, sports apparently matter again because the Lakers…
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67 - Keep Your Oven Open
David and Jack talk about missing part of the Chris Rock show because they're idiots, David’s excited for the World Cup while Jack has a soft spot for Brazil, sports don't matter because the Lakers are mediocre, Jack likes Taylor Swift's new album while they talk about the shitshow of her concert...
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66 - All Falls Down
David talks about his trip to Philadelphia to meet friend of the show Colin Mackey for Premier League Fanfest, and he and Jack discuss which US cities are still on their bucket list, the concerns of the Lakers, the status of an Underemployed Curse, Jack's suggestion for turning around the…
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65 - Glue Gals/Thems
David and Jack want to buy the Phoenix Mercury, and they need your help (Hint: It involves giving them money). They also talk about the impact of Hurricane Ian, Aaron Judge's impact on the record books, the miracle run of Albert Pujols, them feeling not-optimistic about the Capitals and Lakers,...
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64 - BBL = BDE?
Jack and David discuss getting to see Lupe Fiasco perform The Cool in its entirety (along with a verse they never thought they'd get to hear live), Joe Flacco retaining his eliteness, the Jaguars are probably Super Bowl bound, David's hot take of an NBA Finals preview, the Lakers are doomed, and...
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63 - Golden Ticket to the Roc Nation Brunch
An update on the #MarkMcGwireChallenge, etiquette of wearing sweatpants in public and shorts above the knee, David may be classist and also doesn't want to go to strip clubs, Eminem is nearly an EGOT winner, an Underemployed NFT and mascot, mustaches coming back in style, which sports are…
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62 - Summer G’s
Jack and David return to talk about how their summer's been going, the worst/weirdest injuries they've ever gotten, pay tribute to Bill Russell and Vin Scully (with Jack telling the story of meeting the former), discuss the tragedy that was the 2011 Northern Virginia Earthquake, recent heatwaves,...
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61 - Q&A V: Daddies’ Gotta Eat
You people asked, we... people answered! In the first Q&A in nearly 2 1/2 years, David and Jack answer rude questions about their alleged advanced age, Weird Al's lyrical prowess, getting hit on by old people at the gym, escaping a deserted island with Bobby Bonilla, tons of questions about food,...
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60 - Flying Squirrels Fever (feat. Nick Livingstone)
New city, same nonsense! Jack's moved down to Richmond, so he and David celebrate with the return of old pal Nick Livingstone! They talk about Nick's scholarly success since he's last been on, being stunned by hearing his past trash talking, the best spots to eat in the city, how Nick copes with...
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59 - March Madness Mascot Melee IV
Once again bringing you the NCAA Tournament preview that proudly features absolutely no actual college basketball analysis, David and Jack are back and picking a winner between mascots in each matchup in a theoretical free-for-all brawl. From the sizes of various big cats, to the fighting skills…
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58 - State of the Show
In anticipation of the State of the Union address, David and Jack decide to drop their own address to you people, where they give very presidential speeches on the goals, future, and clear amazing societal impact of this beautiful, sexy podcast!
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57 - Our (Delayed) 4th Anniversary!
Much like some deadbeat dads, despite being a little late, David and Jack return to celebrate their baby's fourth birthday! Featuring the return of Joe "Peanut" Dweck to face the music on his questionable Mitchell Robinson and New York Knicks predictions, another slap in the face from Nick...
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56 - The 4th Annual Undie Awards
Coming to you live from the decaying corpse of RFK Stadium in Washington, D.C., while respecting the squatters' rights of the racoons that now call it home, David and Jack return to hand out some gold-plated pantaloons! Including a Woman of the Year near and dear to their heart, a perfectly…
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55 - Milk Sonic
With the holiday season now in full swing, how about a new Underemployed to whet your whistle? Jack and David discuss their Thanksgiving, including their favorite food and Jack staying in a spot with... weird history for him. They also talk about going public on the NASDAQ, the awful new name for...
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54 - Frisbee Clout (feat. Joe ”Peanut” Dweck)
Back with another guest, this time David's semi-famous frisbee pal, Joe "Peanut" Dweck. They talk to Peanut about growing up in Brooklyn before going to Indiana University, the craziest rumor around campus about a future NBA lottery pick, his tenure in law school and why he wanted to get in law…
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53 - Thuggish Ruggish Pod
Despite David sounding like they were recording way past his bedtime, it's another exciting episode of Underemployed! Featuring the wild rides of Urban Meyer and Jon Gruden, Newcastle's new problematic owners buying the team from a guy who apparently throws up in fireplaces, Jack getting an…
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52 - Way 2 Funny
Jack and David return to the podcast earf to talk about how Drake's "Way 2 Sexy" is a gift and Kawhi Leonard's star-making cameo in the music video. They also discuss the end of Summer and the annoyingly hot weather as it went out, their chance encounter on public transportation (!), Jack's...
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51 - Yeehaw or Yeenaw?
Coming to you from the morgue of Area 51 (*cue the X-Files theme), it's Underemployed! With an update on the poll on whether or not David was correct in saying Texas isn't a culturally Southern state, bad storms, the 25th birthday of ATLiens, the rollout for Kanye West's album, Drake's album…
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Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
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Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
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