Undr The Cosh
by Undr The Cosh
"Undr The Cosh" is more than just a podcast — it's a front-row seat to the raw, unfiltered, and often hilarious stories from the world of football. Hosted by former professional footballers Jon Parkin, Chris (Browny) Brown, and award-winning writer Chris Brown, the show offers an inside look into the game that fans rarely get to see. With a rapidly growing YouTube channel and an audio podcast that has taken the footballing world by storm, "Undr The Cosh" is your go-to source for real football talk, legendary player interviews, and behind-the-scenes banter.
Episodes
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George Ray | The Foot Tickler
Former Crewe, Tranmere and Barrow defender George Ray joins us, starting with the foot tickler who paid Crewe youth players £500 a session. Then there’s “Boxer Man”, who paid George £16k for his boxers over 18 months and turned out to be a Tranmere steward. George also ran a Roy Cropper parody...
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Friday Club | What a Set of Puddings
Some have been getting more equated than others down the club this week, talking lockdowns, midnight escapes, World Cup winners, and corn beef hash. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email: [email protected] Speakpipe:...
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Chris Coleman | Budgie Smugglers & A Lost Passport
Chris “Cookie” Coleman joins us to talk about taking the Wales job after losing his mate Gary Speed, and the media coming for him from day one. He explains the two gambles that turned it around, taking the captaincy off Aaron Ramsey and switching to a back three, and how even a Euro 16 semi…
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Friday Club | Paranormal Erectivity | Halloween Party
Back down to the club for a Halloween special, and things are going bump in the night. There’s a porno in the Puritans’ clubhouse, a woman tied to a tree, footprints on the floor boards, and a coffin knocking on the door. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email:...
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Frank McAvennie | Where's The Birds?
New series, once again don’t bother asking what number it is, your guess is as good as ours. First up is Frank McAvennie and we think we might have discovered the luckiest footballer ever with an absolutely outrageous story of how he first got scouted. We also dive into being taken to court after...
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Friday Club | Sandals in the Bin
Back down the club after a few days in the sun, with tales of misadventure, karaoke kings, and dusty sandals. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email: [email protected] Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/FridayClub
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Friday Club | Look Into My Eyes
Back down to the club for another Friday and Dougie's back on the wind-up, there's tossers in the park, people under the bed, and a hypnotist on the loose. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email: [email protected] Speakpipe:...
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Friday Club | Run For The Hills
Back down to the club for another Friday, and the lads are well and truly stumped on what to do about an internal family conundrum. Sharks are on the attack, rabbits are on the lose, and a £1M taster menu. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email:...
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Friday Club | Balloon Knot
Dougie Graves IS BACK!, and he's on wind-up down the club this week, along with wet t-shirt tales, unwanted German guests, changing room tugs, and fairground romps. Leave us a message/tell us a tale/give us some sh*t on Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/FridayClub Get in touch:...
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Rob Lee | "There Will Never Be A Manager Like Keegan"
To close off the series is Rob Lee, playing in one of the most entertaining sides the country has ever seen. We dive into just how Keegan approached football and transformed Newcastle into a side to challenge for the title, with a team of mavericks and very few defenders. And when we say…
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Friday Club | Ooh La La
The Italian Stallion is down the club this week sharing tales of airport hook-ups, Ferrari World trips, VelociCoaster mishaps, and the test of all friend tests. Leave us a message/tell us a tale/give us some sh*t on Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/FridayClub Get in touch:...
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Charlie Nicholas | Champagne Charlie
Joining us this week is Champagne Charlie, Charlie Nicholas. Starting his career in Scotland, Charlie relives tales of why he was hot property both on and off the field. Growing up a Celtic fan, he was living his dream tearing it up in the first team, but was forced out of the club while a...
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Friday Club | I Believe in a Thing Called Love
The drinks are flowing down the club this week...Loose lips sinks ships, camper van dreams, knicker nightmares, selfies, and crocs, it's all going off. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email: [email protected] Speakpipe:...
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Charlie Adam | Taking Blackpool To Court
Charlie Adam up this week. Already an Undr The Cosh legend just for creating one of the greatest videos of him sprinting away from Jabba. Starting out in digs being looked after by David Moyes family he went into a sink or swim environment and found himself in a bizarre situation of only playing…
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Friday Club | Hippodonk
Holidays are over and everyone's back down the club for a live and in person pint. Lots to catch up on, including car theft, dog parties, speeding fines, and a Hippodonk with an axe to grind. Get tickets for the latest upcoming shows: www.undrthecosh.com/live Leave us a message via Speakpipe:...
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Fabrice Muamba | Nicklas Bendtner The Best Wingman
Fabrice Muamba joins us this week, with one of the most talked about stories in football in the last 20 years, only we could come away from this episode debating whether Nicklas Bendtner is a good looking bloke. Jokes aside it was an absolute pleasure to sit down with Fabrice who has had such an...
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Friday Club | Holy Moly
We are going into the weekend with tales of bible walks, a piles update from Pacey Media & perhaps the most passionate submission for the bin so far. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email: [email protected] Speakpipe…
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Steve Foster | Homeless, Drunk & Player Of The Season
Steven Foster joins us this week and we've come away with one question: how did this man play professional football? We knew he liked a beer, but the more we dig into his lifestyle, the more amazed we get. Three months sleeping on a bare bed with no mattress, no electricity, no food. lLving out…
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Friday Club | Get To Thailand
Happy Friday coshers, on today’s episode we discuss Fantasy Football punishments, tales of Thailand & how Rachel is the hat trick hero, of all hat trick heroes. Get in touch on email or leave us a voice note on our speak pipe: Email: [email protected] Speakpipe:...
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Carlton Cole | Frank The Tank
Coshers incase you haven’t heard we have just announced some live show dates for later this year. Click the link below to get your tickets. https://undrthecosh.com/live-shows/ Joining us today is Carlton Cole, starting out at Chelsea he was labelled the best young player at the club but it all…
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Friday Club | Jenny’s Dirty Past
Coshers we have a couple announcements for you. We have three live shows booked in for later this year. Two live Friday clubs in Newcastle & Sheffield, with one Middlesbrough guest show. Click on the link below to get your tickets. https://undrthecosh.com/live-shows/ We also our once again…
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Referee Graham Scott | Jose’s Rage
Episode 2 of the series and we’ve mixed things up on today’s episode going a bit more topical than we usually do so let us know in the comments if you enjoy it! Ex Premier League Referee joins us today as we dive into whether there is any truth into the VARsenal claims. Who are the most difficult...
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Friday Club | Dirty Bum Line Up
Coshers we are back for another Friday club, with Baldy now on his jollies we are once again recording remote, but don’t stress the shenanigans are still flowing. Leave us a message/tell us a tale/give us some sh*t on Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/FridayClub Get in touch:...
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Nile Ranger | Crucial Alarms
Nile Ranger joins us for the first episode back, and this one goes deep. From gold teeth at 16 to being sacked by three different clubs, robbing phones as a teenager to two spells in prison, Nile holds absolutely nothing back about the chaos of his career at Newcastle, Southampton, Swindon and...
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Friday Club | Standing In The Splash Zone
With the big man being on his honeymoon we are running things remotely this week. Talking catfishing, towels in the bedroom and once again Baldy’s clothing going in the bin. For further details, go to https://saily.com/cosh
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Friday Club | Quid and a Cig
Post wedding blues have set in down the club this week. Talking top notch speeches, heavy balls, bargain of the century , Revenge of all revenges, and sweets down the retirement home. For further details, go to: https://saily.com/cosh Leave us a message/tell us a tale/give us some sh*t on...
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Friday Club | Tinder Surprise
Friday Club is back on home soil, with sleepwalking tales, Tinder surprises, combine harvesters, and a Paddington death wish. For further details, go to: https://saily.com/cosh Leave us a message/tell us a tale/give us some sh*t on Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/FridayClub Get in touch:...
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Friday Club | The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Friday Club has had another importune opening state-side and it didn't quite go to plan. Short stories are a plenty, the SpeakPipes in full swing, there's cat muck in teeth, and off milk in the juice bottle. Leave us a message/tell us a tale/give us some sh*t on Speakpipe:...
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Friday Club | Hendo Under The Stairs
Friday Club is BACK! And absolutely nothing has changed.. Chrissy is sloppy from the off, Parky's ragging, and Browny's ready to show a lady with a walking stick a good time. Leave us a message/tell us a tale/give us some sh*t on Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/FridayClub Get in touch:...
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World Cup Road Trip EP 4 | New York, New York | England V Panama Reaction, American Goodbyes & The Ugliest Podcast
We are on our final day in the US and what a trip it has been, from starting off in Vegas 3 weeks ago we have traveled from coast to coast following Tommy Tuchels 3 lions. Reflecting on Yesterdays England match & the full trip we spouting our usual dross such as Why did Elliot Bennet not get a…
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World Cup Road Trip EP 3 England v Ghana Reaction | World Cup Records & Scotland Rivalry
As our Texas chapter of the trip draws to an end, we sit down and reflect on what has been a week to remember, which includes line dancing, lost property and a few arguments. Spirits may be a bit deflated from hangovers & a disappointing result but to avoid a somber mood we won’t bore you with...
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World Cup Road Trip Ep 2 | England v Croatia Reaction | Visa Pranks | Undr The Cosh
Howdy Coshers, we are all in good spirits after a great start to the tournament on the pitch and a great US trip so far which has included; theme parks, midget wrestling and a lot of winding each other up. This show is sponsored by Betano Get £40 in FREE BETS at http://betano.co.uk/cosh when you...
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The World Cup Road Trip - Las Vegas To LA
5 days since we touched down in the USA and the trip is off to flyer, starting things off in Vegas completely forgetting there was a tournament on. Since then we have arrived in LA, watched Pochettino do back flips and now are looking a head to the rest of the tournament and a trip of a life time...
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Friday Club | The Caravan Line Up
Touch down in the USA and we are going through tales of deception, questionable massages and some extra strong language. VIVA LAS VEGAS
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Friday Club | A Dirty Twister
It's all going off down the club this week, including an unwanted new member of the squad, an Insurance scam between the sheets, Kapper popper pants, and Parky's new look. Get in touch: [email protected]
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Friday Club | The Price is Wrong
Lost passports , Trips to Wembley, broken beds, and grans on the run in this week's Friday Club along with deep dive into the love life of Katie Price. Get the latest copy of Pitch - https://www.pitch-mag.co.uk Join us at our World Cup live show in New York: www.undrthecosh.com/live Get in touch:...
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Friday Club | Red Shoe Diaries
Another round of conundrums at the club this week, covering everything from toothpicks and Eurotrash to old flames, spilled pints, and pen pals. Get in touch ; [email protected]
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Friday Club | The Blackhole
Tales of unfortunate events down the club this week as passports are left at home, not even the jabs can save the big man from the blackhole, more child invasions at the Brown house, & there's a strangle hold on a trip to Wembley. For more information, please visit “A Game of II Halves” –...
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Friday Club | Nooks and Crannies
More chaos down the club this week, discussing goat/human hybrids, desert Islands, nose bleeds by the bins, chunky midriffs and Ekitike's achilles heel. Get in touch: [email protected]
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Perry Groves | Law Of The Jungle
Perry Groves up today to close up series number……. At this point your guesses are as good as mine. Starting out training with Wolves, Perry would spend much of his misspent youth on trains discovering some fantastic magazines. At Colchester Perry was getting plenty of attention alongside Tony...
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Friday Club | Where's Wally?
Theres disappearances down the club this Friday as a search party is sent out for Wally, balloons are popping at a baby shower, and theres a contaminated toothpick on the scene. Get in touch: [email protected]
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Chris Samba | Homeless To Russian Riches
What a journey our guest has had. From choosing to make himself homeless at a young age to chase his dream of becoming a footballer—sleeping in stands and knocking on club doors for trials—to eventually reaching the Premier League. After plenty of kebabs along the way, Chris Samba lands at...
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Friday Club | Thick as Mince
It's all going off down the club this week, discussing second hand clothes , shot gun weddings, bathroom antics, and soft-top w*nkers. Get in touch: [email protected]
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Sean Davis | Eggy Boff King
In the hot seat today is Sean Davis, diving head into stories around his time at Fulham including seeing Michael Jackson, how bumping a taxi lead to the start of his career and an infamous argument about doing a naked lap around the training ground. Coming through was part of the Fulham Wednesday...
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Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon
This week’s Friday Club is completely out of this world. Diving headfirst into the recent moon expedition, asking the big questions: who the hell actually built the pyramids, an unwanted dogging experience, some highly questionable “keeping it in the family” moments, and a questionable Benidorm...
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Martin Tyler | Clough's Shoe Cleaners
AND IT'S LIVE! Up this week is the iconic voice of football, Martin Tyler. Having witnessed some of the greatest moments in the sport first hand, we revisit the games that defined generations and explore how Martin has shaped every football fan's experience of the beautiful game. We also dig into...
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Friday Club | Spam The Man
It's messy, it's greasy, and it's unapologetically Northern down the club kitchen this week, chew the fat over Kompany's City shirt, ankle underpants, blaggers, and Mrs Doubtfire strategies. Get in touch : [email protected]
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Dean Holdsworth | Kidnapped By Sam Hamman
Dean Holdsworth joins us this week, taking us inside the madness of the Crazy Gang and the sheer brilliance (and chaos) of eccentric owner Sam Hammam, who once famously “kidnapped” him to get a deal over the line. Starting out at Watford alongside his brother David, Dean recalls their early days...
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Friday Club | The Masterplan
Heads are rolling, and Harry is flying down the club this week. A masterplan confessions is revealed, and instructions are ignored from beyond the grave. Feel free to get in touch: [email protected]
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Elliott Bennett | Stink Bombs, Fireworks & Super Car Fridays | Undr The Cosh
Up in the hot seat this week is Elliot Bennet, older brother of Kyle Bennet. Browny kicks things off by calling Elliot the calm, sensible one—but after two hours, that claim starts to feel… questionable. Breaking through at Wolves, Bennet initially lived in his brother’s shadow. But Mick McCarthy...
About this show
"Undr The Cosh" is more than just a podcast — it's a front-row seat to the raw, unfiltered, and often hilarious stories from the world of football. Hosted by former professional footballers Jon Parkin, Chris (Browny) Brown, and award-winning writer Chris Brown, the show offers an inside look into the game that fans rarely get to see. With a rapidly growing YouTube channel and an audio podcast that has taken the footballing world by storm, "Undr The Cosh" is your go-to source for real football talk, legendary player interviews, and behind-the-scenes banter.
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