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Unfuckable Inc.
by Kimberly Ann Hawes
UNBOTHERED + UNHINGED = UNFUCKABLE
Episodes
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My Retirement Plan Requires a Time Machine
As the world turns today, Otis discovers that retirement advice requires him to be twenty-five, his time machine is out of order, and my interpretation of “liquid assets” involves Bollinger Champagne. In this episode of UNFUCKABLE INC., I interrupt the regularly scheduled sarcasm for one serious...
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TODAY'S WORD IS...FUCKCIPATION
In this bizarre episode, Keisha heard "we should hang soon." Soon. That terrorist of a word. She spent fourteen days picking an outfit. Tried on twelve pairs of jeans like she was auditioning for a role she already didn't get. Got her nails done. Got her edges laid. Cleared her Saturday like it…
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THURSDAY'S DOJO: YOU DON'T HAVE A BUSINESS. YOU HAVE A LOGO AND DELUSIONS.
Previously, on As the Entrepreneur Turns... Clementine had a dream. A vision. A domain name. Seventeen business cards and a chandelier imported from Italy. She had everything. Except customers. And a product. But will Clementine discover what the hell she's selling before the bank repossesses her...
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WINE WEDNESDAY: MY PRESIDENT? I MEAN, MY HUSBAND! | UNFUCKABLE INC.
As the White House Turns... In yesterday's episode of America's longest-running unscripted soap opera, a brand-new press secretary accidentally married the president, her actual husband was apparently demoted, and somebody decided Alaska was the perfect place to disappear. Fourteen minutes. One...
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Rooted & Rude
Another day another word , another scratch your head . this ladies and gentlemen is a good podcast and I think you’re gonna enjoy it. You know why because we’ve all faced that infamous word ‘NO” and we never know how to stop at. No, we gotta follow through with something else. But today is the…
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SHINE AND THE TITANIC: KNOW WHEN TO SWIM | UNFUCKABLE INC.
Some people see the iceberg coming. Others insist the ship is perfectly fine. And then there's Shine. In this episode of UNFUCKABLE INC., I revisit Shine and the Titanic, a legendary piece of Black folklore about a man who recognized disaster, warned everybody aboard, and knew exactly when to…
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FREE-FOR-ALL FRIDAY
Somebody on Facebook said all you have to do is ask an AI platform for five simple apps and boom — millionaire. So I did what any responsible, deeply unwell person would do: I asked every AI on the market. And guess what? Same five apps. Every time. Which means if I got 'em, you got 'em, your...
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THURSDAY — THE DOJO
Thursday is The Dojo on Unfuckable, Inc.. — training day. Today's skill: prompting the machine in 24 hours. Three drills: reverse prompt from an answer you love, make the AI interview you first, and change one variable at a time to see which words do the work. KAH's warning: stop typing "make it...
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WEDNESDAY — OBITUARIES (SHOSHIN EDITION)
Perfectionism made the logo. Procrastination made it January. Pussyism made it "still figuring out pricing." Wednesday means Obituaries on Unfuckable, Inc.. — and this week KAH buries the deadly peas: the three invisible thieves (procrastination, perfectionism, and pussyism — a.k.a. fear) that...
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Your Villain Era Is Missing the Point
Unbothered plus unhinged equals Unfuckable. This episode corrects the internet's favorite trend: your villain era isn't a smokey eye and a caption about a man — that's not a villain era, that's a waiting room. Your host breaks down the three moves that turn the villain era into what it was…
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Unbothered + Unhinged = Unfuckable
Unbothered plus unhinged equals Unfuckable. Hosted by the diabolical mind of KAH. this episode delivers sarcasm, satire, and survival — how to read people before they read you, demand respect without raising your voice, and be gloriously obnoxious by saying less. No manifestation. No crystals. No...
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UNBOTHERED + UNHINGED = UNFUCKABLE
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Unfuckable Inc. is created and hosted by Kimberly Ann Hawes.
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