Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back, keeping the start of Season 9 going strong by talking about Jack's unc status, "entree" being the term for main course instead of the starter, the pronunciation of "data," the oldest symbols in human history, garlic, fish, Jack's recent birthday BBQ, oh and... how far into the past is it still "the other day"? Riveting stuff as always. Not gonna talk about the title of this one.

Season 9 is here! Jack and Steven are back for regularly scheduled programming, just with a new logo (shoutout Dennis as always for cooking this up for us last minute). The guys talked about poop milkshakes, McGregor's loss, Argentina's loss, Christopher Nolan, chocolate milkshakes, and hills they're willing to die on. You know that hill in the Windows XP wallpaper? That seems like a nice place.

Jack and Steven are back to end Season 8 of Unfunny Buffoonery by talking about the 4th of July, Jack's trip to Texas, favorite gum flavors, World Cup craze, the guys' takes on taking your birthday off for work, Meta Glasses, the general culture behind filming in public, and sunscreen (with Steven's hatred for using it for some reason). Yeah that's a wrap for Season 8, but Season 9's still coming so nothing will change, just the number.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack watching the Knicks win with some Canadian friends in NYC (Steven was jealous), the FIFA World Cup, Team Falcons winning the CS2 major... um, bikes, how bad traffic has been, fuckin' clothes shopping. Yeah alright they talked about MILFs and dick sizes too but like we weren't supposed to actually write that in the description but my boss told me to do it (I'm just the intern writing this).

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Knicks (recorded pre-Game 4's absolute cinema), Lena The Plug filing for divorce against Adam22 (riveting stuff as always), Jack and Steven's 10 years of being Discord friends, luxury cars, smash burgers, McDonald's, churches as AirBNBs, and the guys' newfound appreciation for Basketball... obviously because of the Knicks.

Jack and Steven are joined by Eric and Brandon to talk about the recent Demoted video, with some behind-the-scenes and fun stories... mostly just a bunch of Jack glaze. Beyond that, the guys also talked about the Knicks being in the finals, the new "Obsession" movie (and it being the push for Jack to make a movie himself), Brandon's final months with his car, Steven's knowledge of Nintendo, and Eric's thoughts on tipping culture. Long one for ya guys to never finish listening to, so enjoy.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new video, the Hantavirus, the recent story of a United flight striking a truck in New Jersey, let's see here... um, bagels. Yeah alright, they mostly talked about Jack's new video because he's obsessed with himself. Maybe some more behind-the-scenes in the next episode since Jack can't get enough of it.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Modern Warfare Ding Dong, CS2 finally releasing a new map, Jack's one year of car ownership, Dunkin releasing an unlimited drink subscription (allegedly), the top 5 most understood English words globally, and of course, the announcement of the new CEO of Apple. Steve did his job, Tim might've cooked, will John Ternus around?

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Artemis II, Easter, Jack's one year of owning a car, GTA 6 leaks, pictures of your meals basically being before-pictures of fecal matter, New Jersey, Gmail letting you add a new email name to the same account and ordering Dominos or Papa Johns in NYC... is it a sin? As a New Yorker, Jack's take is: no. Yeah, 2 hours this one.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's fixed up car, adding a zero to the end of any number in your life, meeting John Cena (just as a concept), the Basques people, humanoid robots, um, looks like stubbing your toe... hummus... fuckin' uhhh, going to the movies as a first date. Yeah! Whole lot to talk about here!

Jack and Steven—despite Discord not working—still managed to get this episode out for you guys by speaking over the phone and discussing some very important topics like: the recent CS2 update, the new MacBook Neo, why Pirates wear eye patches, the Oscars, most Social Media platform names being 2 syllables, YouTuber merch, Sushi, Pencils, Jack's car being messed up, and making $1 million but having to serve 1 year in prison. Yeah ok, this one had a lot of weird shit.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the new ShadyIsLove logo, USA vs. Canada hockey beef in the Olympics, updates about the war in Iran, most frequently misspelled words in the English language, and Jack's recent disliking of Apple's moves in relation to Samsung's innovations. This one's a long one boys so good luck.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Super Bowl LX (and opinions on the halftime show), the Winter Olympics going on right now, Discord now requiring a face scan or ID, iPhone 18 switching from USB-C to Magsafe, and a study that shows writing in half-print, half-cursive is common among serial killers... suuurreeee. Also Steven hates sodas apparently.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new "TOO MUCH SNOW" video with some BTS and theories as far as why it's getting views. On the topic of snow, Jack also mentions the recent blizzard that hit NYC, and the guys also do some True or False, bring up some amusing quotes from former NYC Mayor Eric Adams, and laugh at the clearly fake rumor that Mr. Bean is dating Mia Khalifa.

Jack and Steven are back! Steven missed last episode so this time around the two get to catch up a bit. Jack updates everyone on his recent boys trip (which should feature a video coming soon), and the guys also talk about whether or not getting recognized a celebrity is cool, spitting as a bad habit that even well-mannered people have, conspiracy theories, and Imagine Dragons... these nuts across your face.

To start the new year, Jack is joined by Brandon and Angelo because Steven was unable to make it this time (sad face). The guys talked about a plethora of different irrelevant topics, some of which being: Jack getting robbed by Uber Eats, Trump's New Year's resolutions, Debit vs. Credit Cards, raisins being absolutely fire, Bitcoin and the amount of money people lost by withdrawing too early, and 67... yes, the guys also talked about 67, mainly to point out that the 21 meme was better. Happy New Year!

Jack and Steven are back to wish you guys a Happy Holidays! With 2025 coming to a close, the two decided to talk about Christmas trees, the recent Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua fight, Jack's new keyboard purchase, Steven's dislike of beaches, getting recognized my fans and terms like "Imma let you go" and "no worries" being a little bit off-putting. Oh, also Jack broke a $2,500 lens, which is... not great. Anyway, see you next year haha!

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Netflix buying out Warner Brothers (or are they?), Spotify Wrapped and how old it thinks the guys are, Ping Pong being underrated, Jack almost hitting a turkey going 50 mph, and Steven getting judged for buying Lego at Walmart. Anyway, Spotify thinks Jack is 66 years old, so you guys are officially allowed to call Jack a "boomer."

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the new iPhone pocket (what a joke), Trump and Mamdani's meeting, new movies and shows, and Jack working on a potential new video. It's a work in progress, but progress is being made. Also music is the only proof that time exists. Yeah, nope, not high this episode.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about GTA 6 being delayed (again lmao), the new Mayor of NYC, Jack's experience with going to a mechanic, and of course, Halloween! Yeah as one might assume these two didn't do shit for Halloween but it's still something to be brought up.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the recent CS2 update (which changed the entire economy of Counter Strike... something most listeners likely could care less about), Snapple bringing glass bottles back, movies vs. TV shows, milk, let's see here, um, house plants, hamster-sized golden retrievers... yeah, this one had a lot of weird shit discussed.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo where they talk about peanut butter, saving money by committing mail fraud, AI taking over the music industry, Stanley Cups (not the hockey one, but the shitty one) and cars. This was a fun one I think, if you exclude the Would You Rather? question about sucking 6 dudes off to completion... then it'd be perfect.

Jack and Steven are back with new phones, talking about Liquid Glass (again), Snapchat charging a monthly fee for storage, Streaming Services being completely useless now, and there being a town where it literally rains fish. No joke, can't prove how it happens, but this is a real thing apparently. Also is "car" short for "carriage" or not?

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Apple's new releases... with actual thoughts and not regurgitated ideas on the matter, mainly because this was recorded minutes after the Apple event. These guys were like real journalists today, except, this comes out like 2 weeks late so, not quite. Anywho, the guys also talk about some fun facts, talk a little smack about BMW (and Portuguese people?) and of course, Jack mentions once or twice that he's going to Florida, again.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about opening up a marijuana dispensary (cuz it'll be a joint venture), some fun facts (and statements, cuz not all of them are true), some more Overhyped or Fire? topics... which got a little bit controversial. For instance, are leftovers overhyped? Also what classifies a leftover? These are just small examples of the earth-shattering questions that the boys pose for your guys' entertainment.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of this shitty podcast, talking about Jack being sick recently, shaking hands with girls, 25 year olds existing for 10% of the entire history of the United States, Tesla vs. Thomas Edison, and binge-watching vs. weekly episodes. In a time of binge-watching, the hype for new episodes coming out and discussing them afterwards is a little bit nostalgic. Anyway, quite a variety of topics today huh?

Jack and Steven are back for the 2nd episode of Season 8 with a variety of different conversation points... talking about Jack's birthday festivities, some road rage and general anger-management stories, some Pokémon and Geography trivia (nerd shit), and of course, debating the recently-discussed TikTok argument over what the 4 major cities in the U.S. are. The fact that the top 3 is up for debate is simply pathetic. Also ads are back, sorry folks.

Jack and Steven are back to welcome Season 8! Bringing massive new changes like the already-done "Overhyped or Fire" series from last episode and... get this: making it mandatory for storytime to feature at least ONE true story! The guys are very proud of how far they've come. Despite this, things go relatively normal as they talk about some fun facts, Jack's upcoming birthday (and his recent purchase alongside it), as well as some geography-based trivia from Steven! About damn time this guy steps up. Thoughts on the new logo?

Jack and Steven are back to wrap up the season of the Steven (just Season 7, guys) by talking about stand up comedy, animals the guys would love to be able to hear and understand, a new series called "Overhyped or Fire?" and some stories beyond just being for True or False. With Season 8 right around the corner, leave your suggestions in the comments or on Discord for ideas you'd love to see come to life in the newest season!

Jack and Steven start this week's podcast talking about what's going on with Iran. Yep, these guys did no research and might just have negative brain cells in regards to the geopolitical landscape of today. But besides that! The guys talk about how hot it's been in NYC and Toronto, partake in some Would You Rather questions, and share a heavy discussion over how many hair follicles they are willing to give up if each one earned you $10 USD. Quite a conversation.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the best and worst bugs (with a slight debate as to what a bug really is), the Trump vs. Elon online beef, Apple's new "Liquid Glass" revamp and also the iPhone 17 leaks and how horrible it looks. Seriously, Apple doin' some dumb shit.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, and for once the guys recorded at a normal time during the day, so not as much yawning and whispering. In today's episode, the boys talk about chinese food commercials, Jack's delayed road rages, the earliest "brainrot" the guys could think of, and the idea that movie theaters should start showing classic, rewatchable films to increase sales. Seriously, is it a licensing issue? Wouldn't people go more often?

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery. This one's a little shorter and recorded a little earlier than usual but the guys still managed to discuss some all-important current events such as Mother's Day, the Pope's passing, GTA 6 being delayed, and the India vs. Pakistan war. It does feel strange to say India "vs." Pakistan but this is Unfunny Buffoonery and frankly, no one is going to care enough let alone get this far into reading this description.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new vehicle purchase (and future Canada/Florida/Texas links?), the "big three" of juices, the guys' dream houses, things to do on a lazy Sunday, and the fact that Jack has a new sponsor in exchange for a favor...

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the Dire Wolf being back in business, Jack's recent experience with a certain Credit Card company (adult things), Steven getting the short end of the stick in regards to taxes (again, adult things) and some Would You Rather questions that are pretty easy answers honestly. Oh and apparently "JKMN" is a real name... alphabetically-speaking, it's missing the "L" so "no L" meaning "Noel." Yes, JKMN = Noel. Stupidest thing ever.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's recent trip to Florida... again, the idea that saying "You're Welcome" feels a little more disrespectful than saying "my pleasure" or "no worries," as well as the fact that the Guinness book of World Records is actually started by Guinness, and of course, the fact that the saying "be there or be square" simply means "be there or be a round" which is like, absolutely crazy.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo for the first guest appearance of the season, talking about how life would change after a small loan of $50 million from the government, what the guys would be doing as a job if money didn't matter, France wanting their Statue of Liberty back (literally try and take it back real talk) and Jack's experiences doing laundry on a Thursday night. Current events my ass.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about a lot of current events, way more than usual. Let's see, we've got the Oscars (and Adrien Brody's prolonged speech that caused others to not even get a chance to speak), the whole Trump vs. Zelenskyy situation, Trump releasing a Gold Card... which Steven is 100% going to buy. Also, the Wooly Mammoth update is official, there are now Wooly Mice!

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Super Bowl results (old news type shit), NHL's 4 Nations Tournament and the political beef that took place, lies the guys often tell themselves and also... what it's like to describe the concept/idea of colors. How does one describe what a color is? It's impossible. Steven tries his best though.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss people so famous that you know who you're referencing by just their first names, Jack's recent trip to the Poconos (another video was made, but likely not for YouTube), the upcoming Super Bowl LIX, and what the guys would do tattoo on each other. I mean no diddy but like, I guess some diddy... like "Signed by ShadyIsLove" on Steven's inner thigh would go hard, no?

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the California wildfires, TikTok potentially getting banned, Trump's Inauguration (even though this was recorded before it), and the idea of dropping into a random point into the ocean for 30 seconds every day for five years to get $100 million. Would you do it? Also the guys talked about Jack's hatred for wearing sweatpants outside and Steven's obsession with wearing jeans to sleep... Is it weird to sleep in jeans or? Asking for a friend.

Jack and Steven are back to start the new 2025 update with a variety of different topics, talking about 1998 to 2002 being the best time to be born, Amazon Fresh stores using "AI" to run their cashier-less stores, being proud of how far we've come (Guinness World Records type shit), and of course, like every year, the fact that the holidays aren't over for Jack because he's so cool and celebrates "old" Christmas and New Year's so he gets double the fun wooptidoo.

Jack and Steven bring the holiday cheer to conclude 2024, talking about drones flying over NYC (and some conspiracy theories), Mammoths making a comeback in the 2025 update, and some Christmas stories that may or may not be real. Even though it was Steven's idea to bring milk and cookies for this holiday-themed episode, he forgot the milk and decided to bring vodka so... enjoy listening to Steven fumble around with his microphone while drunk off 12 shots. Happy Holidays!

Jack and Steven are back for this episode of Unfunny Buffoonery (being 7/11... Season 7, Episode 11) to talk about important things like Canada potentially becoming a U.S. state and Jack deciding to call it quits with Snapchat. We know, this may be challenging news for some to accept, but we feel it is time to move on. In other news, this whole Luigi Mangione situation is pretty nuts. The season finale of 2024 keeps getting even more crazy.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight, Jaguar's rebranding, Jack hitting a 1 year streak on Wordle, and the Saks Fifth Avenue NYC Light Show being canceled... meaning, Jack might've captured its last ever show in the "Christmas In NYC" video, which is cool but sad at the same time.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Halloween activities, Election Day results, the Squid Game sequel, Jack getting mad at people hovering over him while at self-checkout, and some other interesting thoughts and conversation points. Like why does being naked with shoes on... feel more naked than being naked? These are questions that only guys like this can answer.

Jack and Steven are back for a Halloween-themed episode! Recorded on Halloween, the guys talk about their favorite and least favorite parts of the holiday, as well as some other riveting conversation points like Jack's return from his Italy trip, Russia suing Google for 2.5 decillion United Statesian dollars, and finding out whether or not duck is seafood. Is it?

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of this unfunny podcast. Given that, as mentioned several thousand times, Jack is in Italy by the time you guys are listening to this, the guys actually recorded this episode over a week ago. Some "current events" that were discussed today included Steven's birthday and the recent Florida hurricanes. Given that Jack and Steven both know people in Florida, we wish everyone affected by these disasters health and safety through these difficult times.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss not drying hands after using the bathroom, Jack's future trip to Italy, superpowers (and their downsides), as well as some driving stories that might fucking bore you to death. Enjoy.

Jack and (barely) Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, where Steven is so sick that he only said about 10 words total. So with that being said, I guess we can say that in today's episode, Jack talked about whether an opened door is ON or OFF, bucket list requirements for life, the 8 phases of a year, and the fact that Jack went camping the past weekend (alongside some true or possibly false stories to go with it). Short one this time but you're probably sick of us anyway.