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UnitedUnited
by UnitedUnited
Jem and Dave discuss anything that catches their eye in the crazy world of football. From sensational goals to pitch invaders, this podcast covers all the points worthy of a mention each footballing week. This podcast is full of hypocrisy, bitterness and utter nonsense, but why would you want it any other way?
Episodes
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Erik Eight Nine Ten Out
An emergency episode of UnitedUnited. Listen here for all the fallout from United v United, plus the usual nonsense.
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Third Time Lucky
UnitedUnited is back with season 3. All the usual nonsense from across the football leagues. Find out how the optimistic Manchester United fan and the pessimistic West Ham United fan are getting on with their teams.
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Season 2 Finale
Episode 13 of UnitedUnited is the season finale. The concluding round up of the season with predictions in place for next season. We will be back in season 3 with a refreshed format so stay tuned.
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Euro 2024 Special
A European special after England’s semi final encounter with the Netherlands.
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ETH In
Episode 11 of UnitedUnited sees the season come to an end. Manchester UNITED finish the season with a season defining game against local rivals City in the FA Cup Final. West Ham UNITED and Moyes part ways after a fairytale tenure. He will be missed on UnitedUnited. Plus all the usual nonsense.
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Sent to Coventry
Episode 10 of UnitedUnited covers plenty in the crazy world of football. After a dramatic semi-final between MUFC and Coventry City (the real city), special guest Brent shares his thoughts on a special game, whilst Jem fumes. Dave gives his insight on WHU and is also enjoying the Klopp end of...
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Klopp Flopp
Episode 9 of UnitedUnited after a long absence, reunites Jem and Dave. Jem returns after being sidelined for the last 12 weeks. Plenty of football news to be covered as we approach a busy end of the season schedule. As usual, a lot of nonsense features in this episode.
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A Hundred Thousand Per Cent
Episode 8 of UnitedUnited, but not quite as you’d expect. With an injury in the warmup and a late substitution needed, find out why this episode was like no other. UnitedPalace is a suitable name for this episode, which is still full of the football nonsense you expect.
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Shushing Masterclass
Episode 7 of UnitedUnited covers the festive feast of football. The big UnitedUnited clash is discussed that took place at the London Stadium. Plus all the usual nonsense.
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Below Par Episode
Episode 6 of UnitedUnited sees inconsistency as the hot topic. Manchester UNITED are back…West Ham UNITED go from Moyesiah to Moyestake. Find out why here, plus all the usual nonsense.
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Destined Toulouse
Episode 5 of UnitedUnited brings joy and misery. West Ham UNITED have a mountain to climb if they want to achieve their European goals. Man UNITED are the in form team in the Premier League right now. Officials and VAR selfishly making conversations all about themselves once again. Plus all the...
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Replay It
Episode 4 of UnitedUnited. Plenty of football to be discussed once again, with domestic leagues and cups taking place along with more European action. Find out what Dave thinks of West Ham’s 17 game unbeaten streak. Jem is continuing his love-hate relationship with Man Utd. Plus all the usual...
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Ball Recovery
Episode 3 of UnitedUnited with the National League taking high priority. Ice cream vans in football stadiums, autographs and selfies during a warm up and the confusion of ball boys/girls settled. Plus all the usual premier league and VAR nonsense.
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VARcical
Episode 2 covers the first few game weeks of the 23/24 football season. An unhappy Manchester UNITED fan and an ecstatic West Ham UNITED fan share their views so far. Plus all the usual nonsense, it’s UnitedUnited.
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OverpRiced
Episode 1 of the 23/24 season. UnitedUnited is back and it looks set to be another entertaining year. Tune in for some prediction pandemonium, terrible transfers talk and manager madness. Plus the awful puns and the usual nonsense.
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WH Are Massive
Episode 33 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. The final episode of the season and what a way to end it. The Europa Conference League (Eurovision) dominates the conversation, with Dave over the moon and Jem very happy for Dave.
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Sheffield Monday
Episode 32 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. The final day of the Premier League season had plenty of drama. Lots to play for in the relegation battle, with West Ham UNITED having a possibility to relegate the foxes. Kenilworth Road will be a Premier League Stadium next season, plus all the…
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Classemiro
Episode 31 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A busy episode with the Hammers marching through Europe. A great week for Man UNITED thanks to Classemiro. Play-off madness throughout the leagues, the race for relegation, the new Chumpions League layout and much more of the usual nonsense.
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Watfired
Episode 30 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. In a packed episode they cover the latest on Watford’s managerial situation, chumpionship updates, the Saints go marching down, the Eurovision Song Contest League, the prolific own goals and much more of the terrible puns.
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Unitired
Episode 29 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A lot of football took place so a lot of stuff to cover. Find out who is fed up of their United team after a big UnitedUnited clash. Plus all the usual themes and nonsense.
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No Refunds
Episode 28 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A double gameweek in this episode, with a lot of areas covered. Plenty of rants about managers, VAR and terrible footballers. Plus all the usual nonsense.
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Proper Chels
Episode 27 of UnitedUnited with Jem, Dave and special guest Chelsea fan, Ali. What a time to be a Chelsea fan, Ali tries to sum up the season and discusses the term ‘Proper Chels’. Dave is jumping for joy this week after West Ham UNITED look to turn their season around. Whilst Jem declares...
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Midweek Madness
Episode 26 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. Champions league, Europa League and of course Conference League football is covered this week, with both UNITED’s in action. Also featuring the previous Premier League games, more new managers and all the usual nonsense.
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Hammered
Episode 25 of UnitedUnited with Jem, Dave and special guest Charlie. With the pressure still mounting up on David Moyes, Dave and Charlie sum up their thoughts of their clubs recent performances. The manager merry-go-round continues and Jem can’t get his head around it. Plus all the usual nonsense.
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Antonio Gonte
Episode 24 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. Football went crazy recently, manager sackings, players fighting with referees, West Ham UNITED breaking records and plenty more! Also featuring some of the international break, find out how Dave took Harry Kane’s record breaking goal. Plus all the...
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Kieran Slippier
Episode 23 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A lot of football to cover, with lots of up and down results for both United’s! This episode was a good opportunity for football rants, Gary Lineker rants and corrupt refereeing rants. Also featuring the other usual nonsense.
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United In Jubilation
Episode 22 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. Manchester UNITED went to war for the prestigious Carabao Energy Drink Cup against Newcastle. West Ham UNITED had to navigate themselves through a strong Forest, was Dave shouting timber post game? Plus the usual nonsense.
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Theatre Of Streams
Episode 21 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A very confident Jem gives insightful analysis of Manchester UNITED’s victory over Barcelona. Whilst a not so happy Dave relives the 2-0 loss to Spurs. Plus all the usual content and nonsense.
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No Mi To Ma
Episode 20 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. Cup and league football return, managerial departures and also incomings! Some terrible VAR decisions, as usual and the weekly nonsense of course.
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Long live Allardyche
Episode 19 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. Another double gameweek with cup football and league football taking place. Reaction to a massive cup upset at Pride Park and the appointment of Sean Dyche at Everton. Plus all the usual incisive analysis and cutting edge humour.
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El Sackico
Episode 18 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A double gameweek to cover which meant a longer episode than usual, but of course, plenty of fantastic content covered. El Sackico was upon us, Moyes v Lampard was a battle for the ages, sort of. Plus the usual nonsense.
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Cup Chaos
Episode 17 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. This week is all about cup football, with the FA Cup and Carabao Cup taking place in the same week. The quintuple is still on for Manchester UNITED to Jem’s surprise. West Ham UNITED are looking for revenge against Brentford in the FA Cup. Plus all…
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Wout Is Going On?
Episode 16 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A round up of the festive football and all the major talking points surrounding it. Find out Wout Jem has got excited about recently and listen here for Dave’s view of West Ham’s season strategy.
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Boxing Day Knockout
Episode 15 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. The Premier League is back after a month-long carnival of International football. Controversial decisions, terrible use of VAR, an episode to enjoy for sure!
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Exit Via South Gate
Episode 14 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. The World Cup has not been short of entertainment so far and the latest rounds did not fail either. Could Dave’s Croatia and Morocco predictions come true? There’s certainly been more surprising predictions made on this podcast…
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A Beautiful Day
Episode 13 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A World Cup special filled with hot topics from across the group stages and knockout stages so far. A lot of terrible puns and the usual nonsense too, this is UnitedUnited.
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The Road To Qatar
Episode 12 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. It’s time for World Cup football, the 2022 football carnival is underway. Jem and Dave breakdown the games so far as well as the final fixtures of the Premier League. Dave and special guest Charlie share their predictions for the England squad from...
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A Good Ebening
Episode 11 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A week that was full of football, with the FA Cup, Premier League and Carabao Cup all taking place. Jem covers Manchester UNITED’s two games against Aston Villa who have their new manager Unai Emery. Dave covers West Ham UNITED’s games where he was...
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It’s All About Mee
Episode 10 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A massive week with two titans clashing - Manchester UNITED and West Ham UNITED. All the breakdown from football across the leagues. Featuring a Forest watch from Dave and all the usual nonsense.
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His Eyes Were Closed
Episode 9 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. With improved preparation this week, full coverage of the football commenced. Including 2 tough fixtures for Manchester UNITED and 2 big games for West Ham UNITED in their battle for mid table. Plus some new features and the usual nonsense.
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I’m Not Sure Dave
Episode 8 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. This week, there was a bit of catching up to do with fixtures all over the place - a bit like this episode. VAR decisions, manager sackings, NFT discussions and cutting edge humour all feature in this episode! Quite frankly, Jem didn’t know what he was...
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Erling a Living
Episode 7 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. Full football returned after an international break (what a waste of time that was). Man Utd returned to Comedy Central this weekend with Jem sharing his thoughts. Dave finds another new team to follow in Forest Green Rovers. Plus the usual nonsense.
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Does he De Zerbit?
Episode 6 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. All the big talking points from last weeks football including a Maupay special and the usual nonsense such as pitch invader bans and the latest on the Crypto Boys.
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VAR-itis
Episode 5 of UnitedUnited with Jem, Dave and special guest Henry. With Henry being a huge Chelsea fan it seemed like a good time to invite him back to the podcast after an eventful week for Chelsea. Plus a rundown from an awful week of VAR decisions and of course the usual nonsense.
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Howe Dare He
Episode 4 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. A busy week of football with 2 gameweeks covered and also all the drama surrounding the final days of the transfer window. Featuring some very dodgy VAR decisions.
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Crypto Boys
Episode 3 of UnitedUnited with Jem and Dave. With the football rapidly returning, many eyes were on the Carabao Cup with the hope of some cup upsets on the cards, with Crawley hosting Fulham as a stand out. Plus the usual nonsense from within the footballing world.
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The Red Ink Has Ran Out
It took 2 episodes for the ranting to return to UnitedUnited. Jem and Dave breakdown the games and news in football from the last week.
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The Long Awaited Return of UnitedUnited
Welcome back to UnitedUnited. With a new format in place, Jem and Dave discuss the areas that have caught their eye in the opening weekend of the football. A lot of games and incidents are covered and of course the usual nonsense.
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Jem and Dave discuss anything that catches their eye in the crazy world of football. From sensational goals to pitch invaders, this podcast covers all the points worthy of a mention each footballing week. This podcast is full of hypocrisy, bitterness and utter nonsense, but why would you want it any other way?
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