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Unless You Live Hardcore
by Unless You Live Hardcore
A weekly comedy podcast about Hardcore and Metal music hosted by Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth
Episodes
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Ep. 61 - Scam Gawdz
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the new Bring Me The Horizon album (not good), Gen-z slang, Jake almost gets scammed, and Kyle performs for the citizens of Waterford A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe on our Youtube, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for weekly episode...
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Ep. 60 - Bad For Society
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss being melanin deficient, the struggles of working at Nasa, Jake changes career paths, a potential Warped Tour documentary, the band Hue, and Dave Coulier being a fuckboi A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe on our Youtube, Spotify…
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Ep. 59 - Kimchi Juice
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss America's alcohol problem, the new Dance Gavin Dance singer, The Fallout series, New Knocked Loose, Kyle does a terrible Mark Wahlberg impression. A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe on our Youtube, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for...
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Ep. 58 Stevia Ray Vaughn
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Gym injuries, Cruise ship comedy, Sam Tripoli's insane pronouns joke, seeing someone kill at a comedy competition, and Jake spends quality time with friends in NYC A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe on our Youtube, Spotify, or…
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Ep. 57 - Zyn Masters
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the emotional damage of roast battles, Jake's new job, Slipknot touring with Knocked Loose, Jake unearths a video of Kyle performing karaoke, and the boys ask the question: Do women like Quentin Tarantino movies?
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Ep. 56 - House Of Dank
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss their 4/20 holidays, the dangers of Facebook marketplace, the new Knocked Loose single that features a Reggaeton breakdown, Kyle speculates on whether the Drake & Kendrick Lamar beef is real, and Ozzy Osbourne is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of…
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Ep. 55 - Walk It Off
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Belmont's new album, Jake fantasizes about crypto wealth, the most emo tour ever, Jake tells an early comedy store (heavily redacted), and Kyle educates Jake's ignorance on Epilepsy. A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe on our...
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Ep. 54 - Honeybuns in Hell
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the drummer of I Prevail's awesome tour content, Kyle's love for Netflix's new prison show, a posthumous feature from DMX, new music from the band Filth, and the boys fantasize about what it would be like to hang out with Kid Rock. A lot happened on this...
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Ep. 53 - Hero Of Detroit
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the different tiers of nerdom, Kyle's hatred of RPG video games, the rarity of a good prank in 2024, the new Comeback Kid EP, new Knocked Loose music video, and speculation surround a Linkin' Park reunion with a new vocalist.
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Ep. 52 - The Pooh-niverse
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss new music by the band Kublai Khan, the time Jake's old band beefed with a much bigger bands singer, Kyle discovers a catchy new band at the gym, and Jake let's loose on the new Winnie the Pooh horror franchise. A lot happened on this weeks episode, be…
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Ep. 51 - Doggy Bag
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss white trash recipes, terrible plane experiences, Jake's personal hero the sky king, friend of the pod Drew Campbell makes a rap song, Kyle's dog goes to the vet, and the boys discuss a possible biopic about Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's relationship. A lot...
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Ep. 50 - Scrub Daddy Money
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss being high at the aquarium, the power of the scrub daddy, Mark Cuban being the coolest billionaire, Vended puts out a new song, the boys fix the homeless problem, and the Forsyth household starts a fitness journey. A lot happened on this weeks episode…
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Ep. 49 - The Gist Of It
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Headbanging while bald, The origin of the term "Butt Rock", Jake coins a new phrase, Kyle makes friends with a dad at the Gideon show, and the boys discuss Jay Weinberg joining Suicidal Tendencies & band member swaps. A lot happened on this weeks…
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Ep. 48 - Spite Vacation
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the Tree Town Comedy Fest, the best way to drink whiskey, tourist traps in NYC, the proper way to take a vacation, new Knocked Loose, and Jake remembers the time he got owned by a heckler. A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe on our...
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Ep. 47 - Adult Warped Tour
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the possibility of Warped Tour being bought, Rock n' Roll museums, tour lineups that made no sense, the food pyramid, and John's Travolta's controversial role in Fred Durst's movie "The Fanatic. A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe…
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Ep. 46 - Kanye Hearts Burzum
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Valentines Day, the new Silly Goose song, Sharon Osborne's open letter to Kanye West, Sean Stricklands legendary trash talking ability, and Jake gets addicted to gambling. A lot happened on this weeks episode, be sure to subscribe on our Youtube…
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Ep. 45 - Reverse Chastity Belt
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss abstaining from sex, Lionheart's amazing Ice-T feature, the terrible lineup at this year Inkcarcerceration Festival, Guy Fieri starts his own music festival and the boys revisit nepotism, and decide once and for all...it rules. A lot happened on this…
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Ep. 44 Ball & Chain
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth Discuss Gaming chatrooms as a kid, Jake goes on unemployment, The vocalist of The Neighborhood starts a Hardcore band, The Callous Daoboys refuse a 47% merch cut from a venue in Italy, and Elon Musk loses 56 Billion Dollars in a lawsuit against a thrash drummer.…
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Ep. 43 - Tour Bus Beatdown
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss True Crime, Matthew Lillard being a sweetheart, Howard Stern being a creep, Topher Grace role in Black Klansman, Alpha Wolf releases a song featuring Ice-T, Jake loses his job, and Ghost releases a dildo set...again. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG:...
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Ep. 42 - Podcast Cute Points
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Ronnie Radke's recent beef with hardcore bands, weird cross genre collaborations, food in big cities, and Kyle's dog helps us finally reach a female audience. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 41 - Long Live Jo Koy
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Taylor Swift's immunity to criticism, false idols, the process of booking a comedy festival, never ending game's new album "Outcry", Deftones reveal their original band name, and the boys defend Jo Koy from the Golden Globes backlash. Follow Jake & Kyle…
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Ep. 40 - Touch Tunes Wars
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss their worst New Years Eve shows, Sharon Osbourne potentially revamping Ozzfest, Kyle's fierce touch tune battle, and the boys rewrite their podcast theme song. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 39 - Megachurch Money Glitch *FIXED AUDIO*
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss their top apple lists for 2023, Jake's secret love of Taylor Swift, Kyle's taste in whiskey, the holiday season, and the boys decide to start a Megachurch. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 38 - Imagination Station
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss taking high doses of edibles, Jake's visit to Michigan, Kyle's days of white collar crime, drinking on planes, and Sleep Token's drummer gives the bands first ever interview. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple...
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Ep. 37 - Kyle Fieri
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Kyle's culinary excellence, the new Limp Bizkit tour, Riff Raff's legendary freestyle, failing on our in person episode, & KISS touring until the end of time via hologram. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 36 - Hood Classics
Comedians Jake ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the new Alphawolf song, 50 Cent's hatred for Evanescence, Kyle's one word speech impediment, Jake rewatches 8 mile, and Kyle's old Doctor goes to jail. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 35 - Reasonable Gentleman
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss night terrors, the joys of being a chef, Kyles encounter with Dua Lipa, Filth's new single "Stay Gutter", and the boys decide to start the first ever comedy trap house. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 34 - Roman Rubdown
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the audacity of looting enormous televisions, Jared Leto's weird private island cult, a former metalcore frontman becomes mayor in South Carolina, and the boys revisit all the bands that been banned from Disney's House of Blue's location in Orlando.…
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Ep. 33 - Freak On A Leash
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Slipknot letting go of Jay Weinberg, 100 Gecs pissing off Deftones fans, the new Megan Thee Stallion & Spiritbox collab, and a man jumps off the Lamb Of God cruise and goes missing. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple...
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Ep. 32 - Thick Files
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the Halloween season, a teacher gets in trouble for dressing up as the devil, tipping culture getting out of control, Jake stand with Spotify, and Kyle gets pumped on Creed's new tour & cruise. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth...
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Ep. 31 - Welcome Back
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss The Scream franchise, the new Spiritbox singles, Corporations being relentless about inflation, Kyle preorders the entire Korn/Adidas collab, and Jake does his best impression of the new Blink 182 album. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford...
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Ep. 30 - No Bueno
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Kyle's idea of being cool, getting into history, Europe's far right music festivals, Tom Cruise being a lunatic, and the boys revisit the St. Anger music video. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 29 - Controversy Section
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss the sociopathy of Mr. Beast, troll cooking channels on youtube, the benefits to society of a new Guitar Hero game, and the boys spend the rest of the pod schemin'. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 27 - The Kob
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss the positives of getting scurvy, Jake's childhood love of coffee, Korn's fans come up with a better name for their fanbase, and the boys test chatgpt's Nu-Metal lyric writing capability. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen…
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Ep. 26 - Jonny Slye
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss the new Angel Du$t record, Monster Trucks, Kyle being an annoying kid, and the Blue Ridge Rock Fest doesn't go as planned. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Listen on Apple Podcasts:...
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Ep. 25 - Mongers4Lyfe
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss rough weekend of shows, Jake's old job sounding racist, Kyle's alternate instagram account, Jake's epic white trash update, and the boys discuss zombie survival strategy but realize halfway through that it's bad podcasting Follow Jake & Kyle on IG:...
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Ep. 24 - Emotional Waterboarding
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Steel Panther on America's Got Talent, Alex The Terrible's steamy TikTok that truly flustered Kyle, Jake nearly dies of Covid, and the boys discuss some questionable lyrics in Oliver Anthony's "Rich Men North of Richmond" Follow Jake & Kyle on IG:...
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Ep. 23 - In The Streets
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss the worship Travis Barker received as a drummer in the early 2000's, The best type of Facebook friends, Gene Simmon's trying to copyright metal horns, and a dead republican senator makes an appearance on the pod. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG @Comicjakeford...
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Ep. 22 - The Original Island Boy
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss NYC's homeless problem, the impact Dragonforce had on music culture, Nepotism strikes again as the boys listen the son of Nicholas Cage try to be a good musician, and finally a hidden gem from Steven Seagal is unearthed. Follow Jake & Kyle on IG Listen…
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Ep. 21 - Pillar of The Community
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss Kyle's embarrassing interaction with an older fan, Jake reminisces about an embarrassing gym moment, the boys talk new Angel Du$t tracks, and Kyle destroys his community. Follow Jake and Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Watch on YouTube:...
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Ep. 20 - Ronnie Not-So Radke
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss the Transgressions of Falling In Reverse Vocalist Ronnie Radke, as well as the drama surrounding him and the band Spiritbox. The boys also review and band that beat Kyle in a battle of the bands, Megadeth singer Dave Mustaine destroys a heckler, and…
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Ep. 19 - Goth Heaven
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss their sick new theme song, wanting to do scream vocals at their age, and the boys wrap up the review of Kyle's weekend at Inkcarceration Festival Follow Jake & Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @iamkyleforsyth Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Ako3j8yeD_I...
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Ep. 18 - Trash & Thrash
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle discuss Kyles recent trip to the Inkcarceration festival, all of the bands he saw, and all of the white trash whimsy he witnessed, including the worst proposal he's ever seen. Follow Jake & Kyle On IG; @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Watch On YouTube:...
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Ep. 17 - Stepdad Sorrows
Comedians Jake Ford & Kyle Forsyth discuss Kyle's Inkarceration Festival schedule, the not so shocking allegations against Marilyn Manson...the boys reminisce about their dumbass stepdad's, and Kyle beefs with an Inkarceration Festival band that he doesn't care about Follow Jake & Kyle on IG:...
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Ep. 16 - Let Em' Swing
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss Ted Nugent being absolutely out of his mind, the new Knocked Loose songs, some questionable Kublai Khan Lyrics, more Metal Nepo-Baby talk, and much more! Follow Jake and Kyle on IG @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Watch on Youtube:...
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Ep. 15 Lose Yourself
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss Eminem's insane influence on Jake, the bustling underground world that is New York City's subway, Spiritbox's fans give themselves an unfortunate nickname, and the boys discuss what it would be like to be married to your bandmates. Follow Jake and Kyle...
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Ep. 14 - Ride Or Die
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss the new Incendiary record "Change The Way You Think About Pain", Bring Me The Horizon's weird but pleasing collab, the band "TEETH" become a new favorite, and Kyle makes Jake realize something unfortunate about his only tattoo. Follow Jake and Kyle on...
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Ep. 13 - Ban Motley Crue
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Gatekeeping being a necessary thing in the arts, bad covers in rock music, and Motley Crue absolutely ruining summer festivals. Follow Jake and Kyle on IG: @Comicjakeford @Iamkyleforsyth Watch on Youtube:...
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Ep. 12 - Unhinged Festival Mom
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss the ease in which a person can get into a fight at a hardcore show, Jake's distaste for hip-hop/metal collabs, a festival mom tries to get her son to commit the fronzilla felony, and the boys wrap up their review of all the low tier of the…
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Ep. 11 - Heavy Whispers 2: Euthanize
Comedians Jake Ford and Kyle Forsyth discuss Kyle's Peter Pan Syndrome, Drowning Pool being the unluckiest band ever, Pro Wrestling during Covid, and while listening to more bands on the Inkarceration Festival the boys have a moment that proves metal is a little too predictable. Watch on YouTube:...
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