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Unoriginal Thoughts

Unoriginal Thoughts with Madi Johnsen and Kelsey Collins

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  1. 47

    Diary of a Luteal Woman

    This is not where we were thinking of taking the episode

  2. 46

    Dark and Digital

    The anxiety buildup to this episode to then record it to now releasing it. Please give us all peace and let this episode be silent and move in silence

  3. 45

    Spring has Sprung & Flip Flops

    Madi and Kelsey talk latest pop culture in a quick catch up together to then go into our spring must haves

  4. 44

    Reiki, Ozempic, and Bieber oh my!

    A quick recap and catch up episode with Madi and Kelsey!

  5. 43

    The Very Shallow Dating Pool

    diving into shallow pool of dating! From cringe-worthy first dates to heartwarming love stories, we’re sharing it all—ghosting, green flags, red flags, and everything in between. Whether it’s your own dating disaster or a fairytale romance, we want to hear it. Get ready for unfiltered laughs, unexpected twists, and the kind of stories that make you say, “That did NOT just happen.”

  6. 42

    Getting Lucky

    Ever wonder why some people always seem to stumble into good luck while you trip over your own shoelaces? In this episode of Unoriginal Thoughts, we’re breaking down some stories of good fortune—whether it’s actually real, just a series of happy accidents, or an elaborate prank the universe plays on us. Do lucky socks actually work? Can you manifest winning the lottery? And most importantly, how do we become those people who always find $20 on the ground? Tune in for some wild stories.

  7. 41

    Spring Cleaning & Shopping

    Madi and Kelsey are talking about all of the spring habits and things we are throwing out or bringing in. Come take out the trash

  8. 40

    Unaesthetic but not the Trenches

    In this episode, we’re getting real about the unaesthetic habits we all have but don’t talk about. From weird morning routines to the little things we do when no one’s watching, let’s break down the myth of the ‘perfect aesthetic’ and embrace the reality of being human. Because let’s be honest—life isn’t always picture-perfect, and that’s what makes it interesting. Tune in for some laughs, relatable moments, and a reminder that not everything has to be Instagram-worthy.

  9. 39

    Pet Peeves

    Ever had something so small yet so irritating completely ruin your day? In this episode of Unoriginal Thoughts, we’re diving deep into the little (and not-so-little) things that drive us absolutely crazy. From loud chewers to slow walkers, we’re airing it all out. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even rethink some of your own habits. Buckle up—this might just be our most unfiltered episode yet!Listen now and let us know your biggest pet peeves in the comments

  10. 38

    Kiss Marry Kill

    In this episode of Unoriginal Thoughts, we’re diving into the classic game of Kiss, Marry, Kill—but with our own twist. From celebrities to fictional characters (and maybe even a few controversial picks), we’re making the tough calls and debating every choice. Will we agree? Will friendships be tested? Tune in for the chaos, the laughs, and maybe some unexpected hot takes!

  11. 37

    February Fourteenth Fails

    Valentine’s Day Fails with Madi & Kelsey | Unoriginal ThoughtsIt’s Valentine’s Day, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at some epic Valentine’s Day fails? Madi and Kelsey are sharing the funniest, most cringe-worthy stories of love gone wrong—because let’s be honest, not every romantic gesture goes as planned. Whether you’re spending the day with your special someone or just here for the chaos, this episode is full of laughs, bad date disasters, and Valentine’s gone totally wrong.Tune in for the fun, and don’t forget to follow Unoriginal Thoughts for more unfiltered conversations and good times!

  12. 36

    Still Here to Tell the Tale (travel stories)

    Madi and Kelsey talk about travel stories, the good the bad the ugly. Laugh with us.

  13. 35

    Oops I Sent It Again

    Madi and Kelsey talk about a couple shorts stories of texts I didn’t mean to send. In this after hours episode (it was way to early)

  14. 34

    2025 Ins and Outs

    We’re back! Did you miss us, cause we missed you. Madi and Kelsey are back after the 2 week technical difficulties and are so happy to be back! Let’s talk about all our ins and outs while we thought we were being funny turns out we are complaining!

  15. 33

    2024 Wrapped

    The 2024 season comes to an end

  16. 32

    Holiday Hangover

    Recovery nonsense mode with Madi and Kelsey. A Christmas debrief and unwind.

  17. 31

    Family Traditions

    Happy Thursday! (Friday this is a day late) Madi and Kelsey this week dive into the quirks, laughs, and love that make family traditions so special. From heartwarming rituals to the downright weird and hilarious, nothing’s off-limits. Tune in for stories that feel like home (with a side of chaos), and maybe even find a little inspiration for your own traditions!

  18. 30

    It’s Not Giving (tales of bad gifts)

    Holiday miracle is a Christmas where you give and receive thoughtful gifts. Madi and Kelsey cringe, laugh, and offer helpful? Tips on gift giving. Giveaway announcement soon and don’t forget to leave us a 5 star review and comment! Share with friends and family!

  19. 29

    This or That Holiday

    Madi and Kelsey talk about this or that to start the holiday season. A fun game play it with us!! A nostalgic and sweet holiday for the unoriginal thoughts family this year. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/monument-music/the-festive-fairyLicense code: P0XWQ4AYRGJE55EC

  20. 28

    Family Function Fails (happy thanksgiving)

    Kelsey and Madi talk all things family dynamics and horror stories. Laughed and got mad but what’s new. Families can be so weird, rude, and the best. Can’t live with them but can’t live without them

  21. 27

    Tiny Tea Time

    Madi and Kelsey deep dive the small scale drama. Things that really aren’t that big of a deal… we need a part 2 pronto. This episode and podcast is funny, witty, clever, and we felt angry!

  22. 26

    Chick Flick Olympics

    Madi and Kelsey talk all about your guys favorite rom coms. How to lose a guy in ten days, and more. So funny! Also team Phantom or Raul?

  23. 25

    Uncut Talks & Thots

    Madi and Kelsey need a break from everything on the media. So let’s just girl talk about everything.

  24. 24

    Happy Halloscream

    Last Halloween episode of 2024. Embarrassing. Men always come back. Happy Halloween!

  25. 23

    Halloweenies

    Madi and Kelsey ramble and chat no notes no bullet points about Halloween pasts, and Halloween it girl things to have.

  26. 22

    Ghosts or Sheets? Scary stories

    Madi and Kelsey talk about scary ghost stories, weird intuition, and paranormal interactions. Night time, day time, anytime with a ghost run in. Some of these ghost stories are scary! You have been warned.

  27. 21

    Things That Haunt Us

    Madi and Kelsey lean into Halloween and talk about the skeletons in your closet. Embarrassing, sad, funny.

  28. 20

    Prescription: SERIOUS HELP

    This is actually insane. Madi and Kelsey talk about your guys doctor horror stories as a worker and as a patient. HIPPA LAWS WERE RESPECTED. EVERYTHING IS ANONYMOUS AND WAS SENT TO US.

  29. 19

    (Brain) Rotten Right to the Core

    Brain rot edition. Everything quotable everything stupid.

  30. 18

    Break Ups That Stayed Broken Up

    Madi and Kelsey talk about revenge, guilt, voicemails, and messages all sent or received from or by exes.

  31. 17

    The Origin Story

    Madi and Kelsey change up the pace a little bit and talk about how we met, things about our friendship and get emo by our soul ties

  32. 16

    Guilty Pleasure

    Madi & Kelsey talk guilty pleasures, snacks, shows, and holiday obsessions.

  33. 15

    Swipe Right to Jail

    Madi and Kelsey deep dive dating app stories our own and you guys. The internet is our favorite thing and has the trenches. This episode for the ladiessss.

  34. 14

    Go for the Gold

    Madi and Kelsey talk about what we would add and how we could win the 2024 Paris Olympics. We are cheering for the under dogs this year.

  35. 13

    Trauma on Corporate Time

    Madi & Kelsey talk about our own and submitted traumatic work experiences. Let’s laugh at this so we don’t cry.

  36. 12

    An(t)i-mating Call

    Hot cartoon characters list. Bro no this up at your next girls night

  37. 11

    Please Say Psych, Humbled and Humiliated.

    Madi and Kelsey debrief embarrassing, humiliating, and awful moments. Your stories and our stories. Together…

  38. 10

    Can I Make That a Combo? Hold the mayo

    You sickos!! We tried your crazy food combos some slayed some disgusting

  39. 9

    Yes, Mrs. President

    Madi VS Kelsey, the real 2024 presidential debate

  40. 8

    Unoriginal Thoughts Club; Brain Rot edition

    Madi and Kelsey’s good ideas, bad advice, and unoriginal lukewarm takes

  41. 7

    All because I liked a boy

    I like sport, I have purse, I have henna, all the good laughs over the bad and dumb stuff we all did together for someone’s attention.

  42. 6

    Ick Me Girls

    Madi, Kelsey, & your ick lists

  43. 5

    Best Friends for Never

    Madi and Kelsey go deep dive and rant all about friendships….

  44. 4

    The Unoriginal Club

    Listen to Madi and Kelsey’s dangerously cold takes

  45. 3

    The Tortured Tenants Department

    Madi and Kelsey, laugh, cry, and gag at our own and your roommate stories.

  46. 2

    The creatures of the dating pool

    Madi and Kelsey debrief, laugh and almost cry at your dating stories.

  47. 1

    I do and I REALLY don’t

    Listen to Madi and Kelsey yap about your horrible and funny and disgusting and cringey wedding stories.

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Unoriginal Thoughts with Madi Johnsen and Kelsey Collins

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