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Unplottable

by RadioArchetype

Since time first began, and huge explosions coupled with gravity to create planets such as our own, a single question has lingered on the lips of all creatures fortunate enough to have them. How can something be truly unplottable-impossible to map out and describe? The answer is, of course, that it can't be-and that's what we aim to prove on Unplottable, the podcast where impossible is proven, made fun of, and then made to feel so terrible about itself that it doesn't show up at school the next day.Join your favourite boys, plus their select group of people who are experts on completely useless topics, and try not to let your childhoods be destroyed as we ask: Is anything really Unplottable?

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Episodes

  1. Episode 15 – The Last Jedi (ft. Sam)

    In this galactic episode, our heroes travel to a galaxy far, far away and learn from an old man on an island as we talk about the newest addition to the Star Wars franchise: The Last Jedi. Sam tries to learn where Snoke came from, Matt comes up with too many plot threads he can’t… Read more

  2. Episode 14 – Justice League (ft. Will)

    In this mess of an episode, our heroes rope in newcomer Will, as they need all the help they can get when tackling Justice League. Matt can’t stop looking up dumb facts on IMBD, Edan tackles Superman’s terrible story arc, and Will just wants to have a good DC movie. So get ready to listen… Read more

  3. Episode 13 – Thor: Ragnarok (ft. Darcey)

    In this interstellar episode, our heroes journey to a intergalactic gladiator ring, fight the Incredible Hulk and take back Asgard as we talk Thor: Ragnarok. Darcey just wants good female characters (and characters to kiss), Matt keeps getting too far off-topic and Edan is just happy that he gets...

  4. Episode 12 – The Good Place (Season One) (ft. Sam)

    In this divine installment, our heroes are faced with the moral dilemmas of an afterlife. Edan sets out the rules for our Good Places, Sam abuses Janet by forcing her to give him as many consoles as she can, and Matt almost spills his drink and ruins the recording. So lean back in your eternally…...

  5. Episode 11 – Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (ft. Sam)

    In this video game-inspired, crazily directed adventure, our heroes plug in their basses and get a life as they try to navigate one of Edgar Wright’s tricky but amazing movies. Matt can’t get over the subtle jokes, Edan thinks Scott is pretty rude, and Sam just wants to know what time the…

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  6. Episode 10 – Steven Universe – Season 4 (ft. Tom)

    In the final episode of the four-part special on Steven Universe, our heroes sigh with relief as they get to stop talking about the same show, and imagine if they were fictional characters. Edan chooses the most plain character, Tom gets mad at Edan for stealing his choice, and Matt gets annoyed…

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  7. Episode 9 – Steven Universe – Season 3 (ft. Tom)

    In the penultimate chapter of the four-part Steven Universe series, our heroes get further off track than ever before as we look at yet another season of this goddamn show. Tom forgets what season we’re talking about, Matt tries to eat his McDonalds super quietly, and Edan desperately searches…

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  8. Episode 8 – Steven Universe – Season 2 (ft. Tom)

    In another daring episode, our heroes find themselves once again deep in the mysteries of Steven Universe, this time wondering why gems exist, how they exist, and just have a good time eating potato chips. Tom still doesn’t know how Steven dies, Matt asks too many questions they can’t answer, and...

  9. Episode 7 – Steven Universe – Season 1 (ft. Tom)

    In this BRAND NEW episode, our heroes triumphantly from development hell, and jump back into the action with a four-part series focused on each season of Steven Universe, the popular (gay) cartoon! Matt returns with his theories and love of character development, Edan wishes there was an easy...

  10. Episode 6 – The Last Airbender (ft. Sam & Ryan)

    We’re back! In this unnecessarily long episode, Matt doesn’t appear, Edan peaks the microphone, Sam can’t shut up about the bingo board and Ryan talks a lot, as we whine about possibly the least faithful movie to every grace our screens, The Last Airbender. So get on your air bison, bend some...

  11. Episode 5 – Sonic the Hedgehog (1999) (ft. Sam)

    In this speedy mess of an episode, our heroes revisit some childhoods, and watch the animated Sonic the Hedgehog movie from the 1990s. We laugh and stumble our way through the plot as Edan does bad impressions of characters, Sam tries to bring a new bingo segment to the podcast, and Matt tries…

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  12. Episode 4 – Logan (ft. Graidy. Again.)

    In this mutant-filled episode, our heroes meet up with Graidy (again), because their creative process is dying like Wolverine’s healing powers. We discuss all things adamantium, talk about mutants getting dementia, and all in all, wonder why we’re doing this recording so late, and not sleeping...

  13. Episode 3 – Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief/ What Did We Think of Logan Before Watching it? (ft. Josh & Graidy)

    In this mythical episode, our heores rejoin with Josh and Graidy to look at Rick Riordan’s book series (in movie form): Percy Jackson, and briefly wonder what Logan will be like. We improve our audio, create a excessively long title for the episode, fail to decide whether this episode is about...

  14. Episode 2 – Dragon Ball Evolution (ft. Graidy)

    In this out-of-this-world episode, Matt, Edan and newcomer Graidy look at Dragon Ball Evolution, the most horrifying anime live action adaptation yet. We argue how much this movie follow comic lore, get annoyed at the Swiss Army Kamehameha, and wonder why Piccolo has a magic space plane whilst...

  15. Episode 1 – TMNT (2014) (ft. Josh)

    In the thrilling first episode. our heroes sigh exasperatedly and take a look at Michael Bay’s take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which in turn leads to worrying about turtle body parts, ponder where the pizza comes from and get distracted by cheese websites. So have a listen, and endure...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Since time first began, and huge explosions coupled with gravity to create planets such as our own, a single question has lingered on the lips of all creatures fortunate enough to have them. How can something be truly unplottable-impossible to map out and describe? The answer is, of course, that it can't be-and that's what we aim to prove on Unplottable, the podcast where impossible is proven, made fun of, and then made to feel so terrible about itself that it doesn't show up at school the next day.Join your favourite boys, plus their select group of people who are experts on completely useless topics, and try not to let your childhoods be destroyed as we ask: Is anything really Unplottable?

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How many episodes does Unplottable have?

Unplottable currently has 15 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Unplottable about?

Since time first began, and huge explosions coupled with gravity to create planets such as our own, a single question has lingered on the lips of all creatures fortunate enough to have them. How can something be truly unplottable-impossible to map out and describe? The answer is, of course, that it...

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Unplottable has 15 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Unplottable is created and hosted by RadioArchetype.
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