PODCAST · comedy
Unprepared
by Jesse and Kevin
Unprepared is a podcast where 2 friends talk about stuff without any preparation.
Episodes
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S1E62 - Math Convents
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about fandoms, Harry Potter spoilers, relative ages, Hogwarts Houses, ghost books, goofy names, a spiky killer tree, very long board games, games that aren't games, cool science, flat earths, long periods of time, groundhogs day-ing. (Recorded on August 28, 2017.)...
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S1E61 - Favorite Grocer
In case you didn't see it on twitter (follow us... if you dare! @unprepped ) we're temporarily slowing down production of episodes. For reasons. Maybe we'll talk about it on a future episode. But not this one. This week we talk about stealing chairs, bad episodes of tv, a poop joke, hurricane...
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S1E60 - Stomach Spiders
Did you know that every year you eat 3 spiders in your sleep? But did you know that fact is most likely made up? But did you know that lots of facts are made up? But did you know that Kevin makes up 86% of the things he says at any given point in time? But did you know that any time he makes up a...
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S1E59 - Shrimp Stock
You should know something before listening to this episodes. You should know that you need to watch the first episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Not because it will help you understand what we talk about. (but it will) but because it's the best tv show on tv right now. I mean it's not on TV right…
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S1E58 - Maths
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about sleepy wine, dogs eating things, fart sounds, multi-cam sitcoms, Star Trek, assisted suicide, being trapped in a room, monkey hands, squeeky toys, negative reviews of Game of Thrones, screaming pizza, fast travel in Westeros, swarms, solo storytelling...
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S1E57 - Spicy Bean Soup
This episode has a dog in it. (Recorded on August 1, 2017.) Links Go get fried chicken or chicken fried steak at Babe's. Juan Likes Rice and Chicken is a Documentary Now episode parodying Jiro Dreams of Sushi. Ask Mr. Biggs is Kevin's favorite podcast. Kevin brought his sister's bachelorette…
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S1E56 - Cowabunga
(Recorded on July 10, 2017.) Links Kevin participated in this year's Meh- rathon. MC Frontalot has a song about 80085. Jesse sometimes feels a thing that's a combination of sonder and the fog of war. Jesse didn't like Baby Driver. Kevin wants Jesse to watch Ratatoing, some kind of nightmare…
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S1E55 - Salt Your Beef
(Recorded on July 10, 2017.) Links Jesse explains what he doesn't like so far about Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Kevin reads some funny tweets about Dudley dying. Kevin plays Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor, a fun video game about Tolkien stuff. Jesse finally finished watching 30…
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S1E54 - For Freshness
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about safes, documents, computers, Half-Life 3 confirmed, reinventing the bus, terrible startups, GOOP, Qwikster, grocery stores, where we buy clothes, underwear wearing out, stinky shorts. (Recorded on June 19, 2017.) Links Valve's The Orange Box has some good…
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S1E53 - Bro Brunch with Broaches
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about beach houses, granite countertops, floating, old superheroes, our sponsors, couch talk, brunch, tacos vs breakfast tacos, post brunch naps, racist mascots on mustard, talking to strangers, Irish names, The Gospel According to Jesse, languages that aren't...
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S1E52 - Moon Day
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about important books, holidays in June, Buck Mulligan, new holidays, moon shoes, MILF Island, the assassination of JFK, a potato stool sculpture, pants that get hot in the summer, empty cities, two Six Flagses, butter sculpture, day trippin', kolaches, confederate...
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S1E51 - Full Beard Cycle
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about pictures of Kevin's face, the length of Jesse's hair, mullets, braids, middle school hair, haul videos, beards, shaving, grey hairs, commentary on commentary, walking in the rain, weird register jockey stories, real margaritas, graduation, bighead, and orb....
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S1E50 - Orb
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about Orb. You can follow us on Twitter @unprepped. We don't have a facebook. (Recorded on May 22, 2017.) Links Groups of people are very bad at remembering things properly. Jesse got into playing Cookie Clicker and Adventure Capitalist. Orb We discuss the weirdness...
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S1E49 - Antique Media Formats
Kevin is on vacation right now, so he hasn't had time to listen to this episode. That means Jesse could have put literally anything in the file for this episode. Let's hope he didn't. (Recorded on May 15, 2017.) Links John Hodgman wrote some great books on Complete World Knowledge. He also has a...
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S1E48 - Jesses Hole
This week Kevin rambles incoherently over Jesse's other podcast. He's still not sure why this exists. (Recorded on May 15, 2017.) Kevin provides his commentary on Project Unicorn episode 5: Human Soulmate.
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S1E47 - Parenting Advice
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about burritos, great values in fast food, things that aren't pranks, things that are pranks, sitting in water, pointy bras, the OJ Simpson hidden camera show, farting on faces, how to pronounce Cedric, reverse mysteries, dueling Sherlocks, parenting advice, reading...
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S1E46 - Never Been Slimed
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about not knowing the original song that a parody is parodying, a music video that made Kevin cry, music first people vs lyrics first people, mixtapes and albums, hip hop on kids tv, fire scares, drinking in dorm rooms, fake pulp novel covers, pilgrims, weird meat,...
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S1E45 - Oral Steroids
This week Jesse and Kevin Talk about farts. (Recorded on May 2, 2017.) Links Kevin and Jesse drink, and complain, about Austin Eastcider's blood orange cider. Too sweet. Lots of fart talk in the opening of the show. Kevin got a new Twitter avatar from Gordon McAlpin. Jesse made, and promptly...
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S1E44 - Toon Water
Does anybody read these? This week Jesse and Kevin talk about magicians, movies, podcasts, animation, movies about other movies, movie posters, video art, centering your shots, real fake shots, going to space, new social networks, toots, open source software. (Recorded on April 17, 2017.) Links...
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S1E43 - Beanie Baby Based Economy
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about which side to butter your bread, activities for over active children, fads of the 90s, chewing on walls, the Alien quadrilogy, really dense fog, not good board games, flying, Lexus, the true meaning of Easter, farmer's markets, banana clones, wine seeds, a lot...
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S1E42 - Acid Birds
We missed last week. Did you miss us? Blame the frailty of the human body, as Jesse came down with strep throat. And while listening to a man fail to talk for a few hours would be fun for some, we don't think it would be up to the admittedly low bar we already have set. This week Jesse and Kevin...
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S1E41 - Future Train
You know what ages really well? April Fools jokes. So we did one. There's no new episode on Friday. But there is on Saturday! April Fools! I guess. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about weird ways to open cans, compostable knives, drumming too hard, dudes afraid of singing songs written for women,...
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S1E40 - Chew Like Meat
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about writing, guns, and fast food. I never remember to tell you that you can follow us on twitter @unprepped We still don't have a facebook. Links Reddit's /WritingPrompts. writing-prompt-s dot tumblr dot com Kevin explains how Shakespeare was originally published....
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S1E39 - A Real Uneventful Fish
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about witches in Riverdale, Ace representation, man-threading, overly-masculine spaces, the netflix-everything else exchange rate, troubleshooting tiny computers, getting naked for ESD safety, googling the answer, terminal commands, destroying your personal life...
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S1E38 - Extrinsic Motivator
This week Jesse and Kevin and talk about beer noise, tasty beverages, walking near rivers, silly sombreros, relative distances in Texas, gigantic gas stations with great bathrooms, three wolf moon t-shirts, Star Trek preschools, suit shopping, big and tall nook part 2, phones getting bigger, more...
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S1E37 - Very Little Stressful
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about naps, waking up early, ice cream, the passage of time, reading games, chambers with secrets in them, vampires, getting back into bed, finding the time to write, reading all the books, 33 Minutes, watching the oscars through twitter, how to make coffee…
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S1E36 - Couch Talk
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about magic shell, chocolate syrup, buying a cow, multi-day recipes, weeknight spaghetti, memorizing recipes, fantasy spots but for movies, games you don't play, making numbers bigger, white dudes screaming, skipping the first Harry Potter book, growing up with...
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S1E35 - Hungry Guys
We don't usually do content warnings, but you should probably know this episode briefly discusses suicide. If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. call…
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S1E34 - Diversity of Nipples
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about PAX South hype, backpacks full of board games, sets and supersets of games, weapons for LARPing, weapons for not LARPing, PARKOUR! getting stabbed with a stick, topical questions, wasting time on your phone, calling your representative, being stuck in an...
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S1E33 - We Prepared It
So it's come to this. We broke our one rule. We prepared for an episode. We've had 32 episodes of unprepared audio piped right into your ears and now we've let you down. We've threatened it before, but this time we followed through. We're sorry. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about the animated...
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S1E32 - Tiny Trampoline
This we Jesse and Kevin eat fortune cookies live on air. Links TV (The Book) claims to decide the one hundred best television shows ever. Kevin got Alan Sepinwall to answer his question about The Simpsons. We discuss some shows and movies that I'm just going to list: Hannibal Fargo The Coen...
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S1E31 - Sufficient and Necessary Sandwich
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about indicator lights, fancy speakers, breaking electronics, Jesse's electric kink, blooprs in Jurrasic Park, cool things to do at PAX South, Boy Scout campfire skits, classic game consoles, Zelda games, being bad at CS:GO, going to the barber, awkward…
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S1E30 - It's Your Blood
This week Jesse and Kevin Talk about new years resolutions, starting another podcast, shopping malls as text, quick pickles, cheeseburger pizza, too many french fries, bike racing, Vince Vaughn (AKA Bland McGenderson,) unicyclists, how to be good at hacky sack, disc golf, other white guy…
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S1E29 - Murder Hugging
It's Tuesday. We know. Blame Kevin. He forgot to upload this episode. Jesse sent it to him, but Kevin just forgot. So it's Tuesday. But there's an episode, and it's called Murder Hugging! That's intriguing isn't it? Don't you want to know what that's all about? This week Jesse and Kevin talk…
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S1E28 - Get the Promotions and Die
It's the last episode of Unprepared of 2016! We made it! And by we I mean Jesse and Kevin. You and I know both know that measures of time are pretty arbitrary, and the whole "2016" meme doesn;t actually mean anythign will get better in th new year. But you have to start somewhere. Happy end of…
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S1E27 - Sexy Cowboys
It's December 23rd. Also known as Christmas Adam (The day before Christmas Eve,) Kevin's Parent's Anniversary, Kevin's Partner's Birthday and Festivus (all true.) Look, what we're trying to say is there's a lot going on right now and Kevin may have had too much eggnog last night. But here's a...
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S1E26 - How Much Raptor?
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about Hobbits kissing, good and bad covers of songs from Hamilton, how to make tea if you're a snob, unpopular opinions about the Yeti ramblers, finding beer on a college campus, weird foods, weird infused vodkas, Kevin's weird collections, cool Christmas presents,...
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S1E25 - For Exposure
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about exploiting workers, protecting your privacy, weird copyright situations, movies and tv shows that are objectively bad, and some that are obviously good. Jesse updated how he does the links, so Kevin has even less work to do in describing the episode for these...
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S1E24 - Jesse Forgot to Turn on HIs Microphone
It's true, Jesse forgot to turn on his microphone when we recorded this episode. And then Kevin wrote a really funny, and very long shownote about it. (It may not have been that funny, but it was long.) Then the page crashed and it was lost. We give up. Here's 3 hours and 14 minutes of Kevin...
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S1E23 - The Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about some stuff. I'll be honest, It's Black Friday as I post this and I haven't had time to listen to this and write the show notes. I was gorging myself on turkey and mashed potatoes. Let's look at the links below, maybe that will give us a hint. So there's...
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S1E22 - Disgusting and Horribly Gluttonous
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about the sexual version of Bayhem, enjoying flawed TV shows, the size of Michael Shannon's head, free association of movie titles, Jesse's cat, how Kevin almost died from cleaning a litterbox, pretending to be a starship captain, using technology to drive people…
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S1E21 - Nuclear War Knows No Privilege
On November 8 2016 Donal Trump was elected president of the United States. On November 5 2016 Jesse and Kevin talked about a lot of things. This is what they said about the election days before it happened. We pulled this out of the larger conversation we had and are posting it as it's own…
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S1E20 - Spits and Burts
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about Gilmore Girls and other woman centric tv shows, Black Mirror and other British TV shows, terrible things that happen in the Animorphs, book suggestions, the best way to store media, DRM, and Jesse's crazy dream library. Links Wikipedia Gilmore Girls YouTube:...
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S1E19 - The Friends We Made Along the Way
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about video games, first person shooter games, 4x games, RTS games, Role Playing games, Walking Simulators, iOS games, match 3 games, endless runner games, spending money on free-to-play games, Squirrel Girl (not a game) and movies about arcade games. Follow us on...
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S1E18 - Playing with My Graphing Calculator
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about the history of racism in Texas, places we'd like to travel, stuff that happens in the back of the bus, getting toenails and other body parts removed, and the Spider-man musical. Links Wikipedia: History of slavery in Texas Vimeo: Jesse's Tonail Removal…
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S1E17 - Pocket Soup
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about politics (briefly,) Alex Jones, movie pickles, sneaking snacks into movies, how much Jesse loves bread, and body positivity. Links Wikipedia: Alex Jones YouTube: You Can Eat Bread Weight Watchers ad with Oprah Wikipedia: Body mass index Wikipedia: Easy Rider film
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S1E16 - Dabble in Real Music
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about bands you've never heard of in genres you've never heard of, trying out music, and the pros and cons of live performance. Links Wikipedia: Music genre, Filk Wikipedia: Filk band, Ookla the Mok YouTube: Spot the Cat by Ookla the Mok YouTube: Yoda by Weird Al...
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S1E15 - It's not the Cat's Fault
This week Jesse and Kevin talk about good numbers or bad numbers, dangerous microwaves, TV shows Jesse won't watch and stories about our cats. This episode is much closer to our normal length. You're welcome? You can follow us on twitter @unprepped We don't have a facebook. Links The powers of 2....
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S1E14 - Pain's Not Real
This is another long one, coming in an just under 2 hours. Deal with it. This week Jesse and Kevin talk about more TV, why Kevin doesn't like Breaking Bad, Kevin's master's thesis, Jesse's recent bike crash, and other painful stories. Links Arrested Development The Simpsons 30 Rock Seinfeld The...
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S1E13 - Big and Tall Nook
This one's a doozy. I hope you like listening to Jesse and Kevin talk (You listen to this podcast don't you?) because this episode is almost 2 and a half hours long. Which happens when we sit down to record and end up with over 5 hours of audio. We just cant stop talking. That might also explain...
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