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I feel like there's pasta all over my brain napkin and my I'm trying to keep my square-tire body from becoming infected because of the dead parts. How's that? That sound okay?

I'm like 70 in bipolar years I swear to God. This is asinine. Yeah. I'm about done. XD

Just some corrections:Opalite isn’t the song where she says, “I’m not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage” that was Eldest Daughter, I believe. Have I  listened to it, no, so I could still be wrong, but I think I’m right this time. Probably. Another apology to Kayla Nicole for fucking her name up. Hell. I don’t even know if that’s how she spells it but listen I’m not gonna do research on these people. I forgot to do “if this episode weee a song” but honestly I don’t even know if I could give it one. Maybe Bo Burnham’s Welcome To the Internet? I think I’m forgetting one. Damn. Something else had to be corrected, I think…. Wellp, no goin’ back now. 😂 Also, I’m like 93% sure this relationship is PR. 

Ummmm so I was admitted. Wanna know what my week was like? No?Well fine. Go somewhere else then! Damn! UPDATE: Brianna messaged me back! She’s so cool! ☺️ Also, Brittany…. Dude I dropped her stuff off and she was talking to me like we were friends and I was like “no” and she was like “I wasn’t mad about no heat press or money” like NO, BRO. I’m done. I have had enough of this year. My house isn’t even ready for a birthday party yet and it’s in a couple weeks. 😔 It’s my golden birthday and I don’t even know if I’m gonna have a party. 😔

Dude…I think I’m done here. This is literally just a rant. I’m just yellin’. I’m just clipping my audio and yellin’. It doesn’t get easier. I can’t be around other people and that’s a BUMMER, dude. Totally harshes my mellow. I don’t wanna do this anymore. That’s it. That’s the post. I don’t wanna do this anymore. 

This is literally just me bein' in a bad mood. Go listen to something else. LMAOOOOO This won't be relevant until I actually lose my mind and end up in one of those jackets.

Sometimes the choice is made for you. I don’t know. Sometimes you just have to. I don’t know about all the time, but dammit, sometimes, you just do the thing and figure out how to move forward. Another huge thank you to Maya for being on another episode! 

When do you know that it’s time to do “the thing”™️?That’s the question. When is it time? How do you know? Do you have an answer for this one? What was your thing? Have you done it? Do you have a thing yet? 

I have a new song idea! I'm excited about it! Help me naaaame iiiiiit. 🎶☺️🎶

I want this podcast to actually sound like a podcast. Am I getting any closer? YouTube University is failing me. I would love your assistance.Thank you.

I'm literally just tsting the audio for this new setting.

I think it’s easy to look at someone and quickly label them bitter and jealous, and it’s a lot harder to consider that maybe we don’t know everything because we can’t possibly know everything. I think people forget that we are the main character in our own stories, but the word is not one big story about us. We can only see things through our own eyes, but that doesn’t mean that different perspectives don’t exist. Everyone has their own challenges. Every group of people has its own set of challenges. Talk to people. LISTEN to them. Try to understand them. Why wouldn’t you wanna do that? I mean, it’s easy not to, but you’re not learning anything! Does that not bother you?? 

This is my take on pretty privilege. This is my experience as someone who doesn’t have it. I’m not the most eloquent speaker in the world, but I hope I was at least somewhat effective at getting my point out there. If you were someone who dismissed people like me before, I probably didn’t convince you otherwise, but I don’t know. Maybe I did. It’d be a lot cooler if I did. People tend to get MAD defensive when the word “privilege” is brought up in any conversation, but it is a very real thing and should be acknowledged and respected by every one of us. I would love to hear you talk about your experience. If it’s the same as mine, cool! If it’s the opposite, cool! Just be mature. Be open-minded. I’m not here to start a war. I’m trying to end one, actually. 

Hey. Do you remember AstroWorld? Do you believe in magic? Do you have any weird superstitions? How heavy does music influence you? What’s your favorite musical conspiracy theory? Do you believe it? My thoughts are literally so disorganized at all times. 😂 💀

I'm just goin' through it. I feel itchy, but like, emotionally. I just needed to get that out. Thanks.

I have a lot of really suggestive podcast titles for somebody who is ace. That is rather amusing. I think a lot of people today would say that they themselves are not normal and I genuinely believe that it’s because being abnormal is considered trendy at the moment. Like, do you know how many “NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME” shirts I see people wearing lately? The fact that that shirt is sold everywhere and so many people have it just cracks me up because like bro you are so painfully normal. That’s okay!! Your life is actually easier. Embrace your normal. It’s okay. 

So, Maya came to me with a question, and there aren’t many things in this world that I love more than a thought-provoking question. Fuck a present. Do you wanna make me happy? Come to my housewarming party and bring a thought-provoking question with you. 😂Maya thank you so much for joining the podcast. It was such an honor to have you.

“I’ve got a hundred million reasons to walk away,But baby I just need one good one to stay.” Fuck that noise. I’ve got a billion trillion reasons to stay my ass the fuck right here, but give me one good reason and I’ll go. Is it possible for a big sad to turn into a hypomanic episode? How can I tell if what I'm feeling is an actual feeling or just a stage in a bipolar cycle? Do I sound crazy? Am I being insane right now? Am I not near as level as I thought? I wanna end this loop. If I mess my life up on a whim, at least the groundhog reboot will finally stop. I think the song could be Greenlight by Hayley Kiyoko. Honestly, there are so many Owl City songs that would work quite well. I fell in love with his music because escapism is the whole thing, ya know? I should make a playlist! I'm gonna make a playlist. That'll keep me occupied at work. Oh, yay. *pom poms*

Listen. I wrote this on someone else's behalf. Here on planet Kye, we do not say someone's delightful unless we're being very literal. Anyway, it was nice to finally get this chorus out of my head. It had been taking up space for too many years.Thank you. Enjoy your day today. 💜Okay so update: I genuinely thought that my friend would get, like, secondhand embarrassment from this like I did not think that she was gonna like it, but she loved it, which was amazing! Here’s the wild thing though. Other people loved it! When I tell you, I did not see that coming… I still can’t believe that. Anyway, believe it or not, (because I still kind of don’t) a few people had asked me to release it as an actual song rather than just a podcast episode. SO, if you are one of those people, I want to say thank you because it’s really cool that you liked the song and I did finally release it is an official song so you can find it anywhere you stream. That’s so weird. XD

Hello. This year is so stupid and I hate it here. I swam to work the other day and boy are my arms tired. 🤭

Well, 2024 is gone. Shit is done. Shit was fast as hell. Iono, man. I'm..... I don't have..... Tune in net time or something, I guess. 🤷🏽😅

I don’t… know… how we ended up here. I feel like I’m going to be dreaming quite a bit.  Sorry we ended on such a bummer note! There’s always next time! 😂🪦

We talk therapy horror stories, the horrors of aging, and we absolutely SHIT on the Alcoholics Anonymous Twelve-Step

Dreams are stressful. Also, here’s more about our neurodivergent experience because we gotta talk about it every time. 😂 We gotta! 

I am confused and I’m disappointed. I refuse to believe this is normal. I mean, I guess it is and it always has been but I really wish things were different. Those of you who don’t suck, thank you. I am so lucky to have found you. I wish everyone was like you. You are the reason I live. 

I do not weed. I cannot weed. I wish I could enjoy shit like y'all can. I can't have SHIT in this house!

Hey.! It’s Kyle Victorious here. I said I was gonna put something in the description but I forgot what it was. Anyway, Happy Halloween!

I know everything.

Well, I'm not hypomanic anymore.

I hope not. Listen ladies I know that a lot of the time y’all just dress up and show out because you’re feelin’ yourselves and it doesn’t have anything to do with anyone else. Trust me. I know, but my point still stands. I don’t think EVERYTHING people do is about hittin’ the skins, but a lot of it is. That’s all I’m tryna say. I just wanted to put that here in case someone got a lil’ salty. A lot of this is based on what a friend told me. She said that everything down to her walk was about catching the eyes of anyone she interacted with. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m just going off of what I was told so please don’t be mad at me. 😂 I mean no one said anything to me but I just wanted to get ahead of it.

Dude... I'm just tryna figure it out. Don't mind me. Just let me talk it out. I'll be back at some point, I'm sure.

Let's hope everything turns out okay. I'll be horribly embarrassed otherwise.

so.... like........ You're gonna be on this journey with me. Here's where we're at. I don't... Thanks for hanging out with me. I'm gonna try to win this for us.

Dude I'm tired. I'm really not being that dramatic when I act like everything is just too much. It is. The simplest tasks are near impossible. You neurotypicals wouldn't last a day inside my head. Aye six times for the kids like me who got ADHD just to...

Okay now let's do a silly one! 🤪

We talk about being neuro, of course. You could say that we... reflect... on ourselves and our experiences. 🤭🤭

We talk about slang. I try to figure out slang. I’m still hip! I’m still happenin’! We also talk about separating the art from the artist. We talk about artists and music in general because of course we do. 

I mean… we interview each other, ya know? 😂  That’s the whole thing. We just sit around and share our musical opinions. Come hang out next time. 

Look. We talk about music. That’s the whole thing. We just nerd out about music. If that’s your thing, you might like it. 😊  Part two is less technical and more casual opinion based. 

Communication is key.  Next up, the flavor of humanity! 

I got to sit down with Squaaud again! Neuros! Wanna talk to all of you. 

Hey. 👋 😊 How's the music to vocal ratio? Is this one too quiet? Am I clipping? Does my vocal sound harsh? I'll get back at it soon. I just wanna fix some things. Feedback is always welcome. I like that face you got.

I... am at aa loss for words. This is my dream come true. My words resonated with someone. Somebody actually found my podcast. Like, nobody sent to this person in my podcast. They just found my podcast. Someone super far away from me just found my podcast and liked it. This is crazy! I never thought this would happen. he reached out to me like four years ago and I’m so glad that I finally get to meet him. This is so amazing. I wish I could articulate how amazing this is. I just can’t believe it. I can’t believe somebody who has no idea who I am found my podcast and liked it. my words matter. That’s insane. I’ve never been told that my words matter. Not to hear his words! His words matter! I’m so sorry this is the stupidest description ever but I just never thought that something like this would happen. I am literally so lucky. I am so lucky. Anyway, we talk about liars! We talk a lot about liars. We talk a lot about human behavior. We talk a lot about things that I normally talk about on this podcast. 😂😂 We talk a lot about liars.

We talked in my house. Special thanks to Adam (from podcast, Adam Has a Beard) for being with us today.

I’m gonna be a DJ some day. 

Well, Dude I'm so disappointed. Y'all are fuckin' YOCKY. Not even yucky no more y'all yucky What the hell is wrong with you? If you wanna have a shit life, cool, but keep us out of it. We're the good ones. Leave us alone. This one hurts. This one hurts for real. Also, if you (one of the good ones) wanna come tell your story, you're more than welcome.

I don't really know what to say here in the description. Just listen. Just listen and then do something that makes you happy. Go easy on yourself. You deserve good things. Go get them. Enjoy them.

Today, the pod squad talks about the child who waxed 24 grown-ass women, the raggedy hoe at the Omah Lay concert, the Cinderella castle burning down, the Super Bowl half time show, parenting, smart glasses, FUCKIN’ POINTLESS CREAMS LIKE SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK AND HALF AND HALF AND HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM AND SHIT, and some other shit that I can’t remember bro we talk about a lot. If you didn’t know about these things, now ya do. 😊

This is literally just me being unlikable for 40 minutes. I would love to talk with the group about some of these things.

Listen. I don’t understand how you guys think. I really don’t. I don’t get it. Cheating isn’t okay. I don’t care which role you plaid in the situation. You’re shitty. Don’t be shitty. Stop it. Someone explain to me why I’m wrong. Is this one of those unwritten social exceptions that I don’t know about?  UGHK I sound like a total girl every time I talk about pop culture.