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Unwanted Answers
by ALTD Podcasts
Unwanted Answers is the podcast you never wanted, and yet here it is. Adam & Tyler answer questions that have already been answered, reflect on the past, and talk to all kind of colorful characters like Huck the Prospector, Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Skipper and the Captain, Babyface Antonio, Numbers Guy, and many more!
Episodes
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Episode 58: Huck and Judith
In this episode we talk about what happened 100 years ago, a toilet restaurant, being late to an interview, have Christmas in June, and we talk about a REALLY close family.
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Episode 57: What’s My Lion?
In this episode we talk about Elvis, deathbed sayings, endangered seals, taking a gun into an MRI, MGM lion drama, and a man who is simply too lovable.
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Episode 56: Unwanted Christmas Special IX
Merry merry! For a ninth year in a row we answer (unasked for) questions and queries about the holidays. We talk the first ever Christmas card, being gifted way too much unwanted food, a good way to spice up family gatherings, and even talk about an elephant in the room!
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Episode 55: Floor Vitamins
In this episode we talk about a Philly trip, condolences, the 5-second rule, and being left off of holiday cards.
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Episode 54: An Unwanted Halloween
In this year's Halloween Special, we talk about trick-or-treating in the rich neighborhood, a haunted northern Michigan hotel, do a tarot read on a recurring guest, and remind you to cough up the candy.
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Episode 53: AI Could Never Make This Episode
We talk our typical absurdities like the Kentucky Meat Shower and mailing children via USPS, but this episode takes a surprising turn into ranting and joking about AI and LLM’s: something we both passionately despite. Fortunately for us, as human beings, we can create things like this podcast.
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Episode 52: Friday the 13th Special
In this episode we pay tribute to the unlucky day itself by talking about frat knights, the cursed Robert the Doll, smelly cruises, and a man named Unlucky Bob. And here begins Season 9 of Unwanted Answers! What a good day to start!
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Episode 51: The 2025 Unwanted New Year’s Special
In our 2nd annual Unwanted New Year’s Special, this time in honor of the upcoming year of 2025, we not only make NEW bold predictions for this next year, we also cover last year’s psychic predictions and prove our abilities. We also discuss Numbers Guy’s new years resolution, and give tips for…
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Episode 50: Unwanted Christmas Special VIII
It's not only our 8th annual Unwanted Christmas Special, it's also our 50th episode of Unwanted Answers! It's the season where we do all that we normally do on this deeply unwanted show, but now with royalty free holiday music and answers to questions about how to cope with the holidays! (And…
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Episode 49: Wheel of Segments
In this episode we spin a wheel full of our usual segments to see what fate wants us to answer to!
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Episode 48: It Could Be Worse
In this episode we talk about lot about weddings! Good and bad… Plus; the Wicked doll incident, Flintstone vitamins being the fountain of youth, and dealing with a stinky dead tooth – and we remember that it could always be worse (probably).
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Episode 47: Motortricycle
We talk about being too young to play Call of Duty, the secret section of video stores, bicycles v. tricycles, living in a constant state of paranoia, and play another UA Stinky Tomato game! This time we guess scores for Kevin James films.
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Episode 46: Oops! All Jeff
We talk about major cities, what happened to country music, unusual cocktails, and Jeff’s experience with alien cloning.
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Episode 45: Recurring Cast Madness Bracket
In this episode we answer how to deal with a ruined birthday, how to give unlicensed tattoos, and discuss Soylent and hating mouth sounds! Also in this episode – a new segment! A sports event greater than any other happening in the first quarter of this year, where we pit our recurring guests...
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Episode 44: Huck's Stinky Tomato Game
In this episode we talk about hating haircuts, water, taxes, our beautiful* country, Moose Murders on Broadway, and we answer questions like: What if you love someone who can’t be located? What’s the best way to deal with an over-gifter? And excitingly, we introduce a new segment!: Our take on…
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Episode 43: The 2024 Unwanted New Year's Special
In this special first-ever NEW YEAR’s episode of Unwanted Answers, we talk about all things to think about going into the new year. Dogs, Rome, eggs, blood, calendars, pancakes, being framed, and a comprehensive history of Uncle Al and Aunt Ash. Finally, we give our official Unwanted Answers 2024...
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Episode 42: Unwanted Christmas Special VII
It’s the 7th Unwanted Answers Christmas Special! Hoo-wee! In this special holiday episode, we talk about past holidays (including a most embarrassing Christmas story), historical December 25ths from the past, allergies to Christmas spirit, Unabomber Santa, furbabies, and finding a long lost pet...
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Episode 41: A Completely Normal Episode...
In this normal episode of Unwanted Answers, we give some advice to callers. What if you feel like a bee? What if you can't stand your coworker's mouth noises? We answer that and more, and of course, nothing is out of the ordinary in this episode! This episode of Unwanted Answers is sponsored by:...
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Episode 40: Unwanted Christmas Special VI
For our 6(66)th annual Unwanted Answers holiday special, we talk about Christmas movies (good and bad. very very bad), we talk about the origin of Christmas cards and all the special cards we got from our special guest friends. We talk to our returning guest the Unemployed Actor about his…
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Episode 39: We Quit
In this episode we discuss quitting jobs, really flat hats, really smart relatives, really weird beverages, garbage traditions, R rated movies, and whether you really NEED to send a thank you note.
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Episode 38: Hauntingly Thin
In this episode we cover all the hard-hitting topics. Politics. The Arts. Sexism. Death. Love. Drugs. Religion. Speaking of religion—God forgive us because we also look at some NFT’s. *shudder* Yup, we get a little PG-13 this episode. But don’t worry — we bleep the F word. We’re not monsters…
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Episode 37: Unwelcome Gossip
In this episode we talk about starting new eras, family lines full of disappointment, and urine in a coffee cup. And can you believe it – another new segment! Listen in. Please. I don't want to beg.
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Episode 36: Unwanted Christmas Special V
Happy Holidays, a Merry Christmas, and also sorry. In this 5th annual Christmas Special, we talk about crappy gifts, the fantasy lore of the founding fathers, the Mouse Candle (please, please buy–we can't afford this show going on like this on zero pennies) and what to do if an unwanted relative...
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Episode 35: Cheddar Bay Biscuits
Due to a 100% budget cut (from $0.01 to $0.00) this episode has been released late, but it's here! Just in time for the holidays! Speaking of holidays, our 5th annual Unwanted Christmas Special is coming out THIS CHRISTMAS DAY! Thank POD. So consider this episode a little stocking-stuffer (AKA,...
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Episode 34: The Drifter
Well, that was nice while it lasted. Paul is back for some Paul's Product Placement. We talk about some wild "what's been going on recently," learn about an overlooked and forgotten part of Civil War era history, and look at life through the eyes of a drifter.
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Episode 33: The Roger Era
It's a new era for Unwanted Answers. Where we have to answer the biggest question of all–Where do we go from here when Yahoo Answers is no more? Well, it turns out it's a pretty similar show, with all of your favorite segments and guests galore. Things are only ever going to be good and go our…
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Episode 32: The Finale
Yahoo Answers has been permanently shut down. What does this mean for our show? In this (“final”) episode of Unwanted Answers, we hold a funeral for the show we loved, when nobody else did. We talk about whether to shower with your eyes closed, Johnson & Johnson (please get vaccinated everyone)…
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Episode 31: Furious George and the Hateful Ape
In this episode we get nostalgic again, talking about our local TV channels, and kids’ shows on PBS (good and bad). We also discuss children’s books, AMERICA, McDonald’s, and what to do about “Nathan.” And all allotted in a time longer than an entire particular presidency.
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Episode 30: Man-Ant
For our 30th episode we catch up on what we missed since last time–with each other, and the world–and there was a lot to cover! An actual fond memory of the past. A tale of a D&D character death. The political and viral sphere. And lastly for today, we answer a question which brings the…
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Episode 29: Unwanted Christmas Special IV
In 2020—Christmas comes with a vengeance. Join us for our 4th annual holiday special episode where we answer *holiday* themed questions from the internet. Find out what 100% of Unwanted Answers hosts now have in common, and hear what our recurring guests are up to this holiday season. We also…
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Episode 28: Chicken Salad Corruption
In this episode we talk about cats (the animal, not the musical), check in again with Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and answer equally important questions we're equally qualified to answer such as; whether eating chicken salad makes you corrupt, and whether a grandmother should be in the delivery room…
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Episode 27: Crow Boy
In this episode recorded on Friday the 13th, we talk about our respective Halloweens, and ever scarier—the week of the 2020 election! This episode is the political show that no one asked for (don’t worry, it’s still light-hearted). But then we finally get on to our questions and other regular...
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Episode 26: Unhinged Halloween
In this special Halloween episode we talk literally getting coronavirus and other horrors of the month of October. We talk about Halloween history, and answer the most pressing Halloween themed questions from the internet. How can I make people think I’m a vampire? How do I go to the store in…
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Episode 25: The 25th Episode Special
It's a big milestone for Unwanted Answers—the big quarter-hundred episode extravaganza! Join us for our biggest episode yet, as we talk to many of our favorite guests like Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Huck, Babyface Antonio, The Captain, The Skipper, Numbers Guy, The Unemployed Actor (and unfortunately...
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Episode 24: Uncle Al and Aunt Ash
In this episode we answer what to do if you worry someone thinks you’re following them, whether you can legally buy alcohol while drunk, we hear the beginnings of the wonderful lifelong relationship between Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and we talk about Cracker Barrel.
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Episode 23: Flying Mammal Man
In this episode we talk about our worst restaurants for a great length of time before talking about a disappointing bridge, what to do if you’re bitten by a bat and become the real-life Batman (or, for copyright purposes, something else), and what to do if you suspect contaminated fast food.
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Episode 22: The Family
In this episode we talk about a complicated family pregnancy test drama, a brother overshadowed by his more criminally successful brothers, a beloved bee, and the return of Babyface Antonio. It’s the episode of family drama.
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Episode 21: 21 Forever
In this episode, we we let problem-havers know what they should do when they're in love with their dog, when you don't want to turn 22, and the moral quandary of whether you should sneak jumps on your neighbor's trampoline. Sponsered by the phone-answering robot.
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Episode 20: Black Market Spinach
In this episode we talk about life in quarantine. We talk about losing $37 and present the First Annual Robby Awards. We talk about Popeye, and method acting as a cat. It's Season 4 of Unwanted Answers! Those protesters are somethin', huh?
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Episode 19: Batteries Included
In this episode we address the elephant in the room, talk about the bold return of a scammer, the the return of the numbers guy, answer what to do if you’re a mother and your daughter annoyingly keeps calling you mother, and most excitingly—batteries!
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Episode 18: Unwanted Christmas Special III
Welcome to Unwanted Answers Christmas Special III: Skipper’s Worst Christmas. In this episode, just in the nick of time, we talk about everything the holiday spirit is all about. Bathroom humor, Santa breaking your legs, Your mom’s affair, a threatening child mafia boss, and never getting what…
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Episode 17: Ten Feet Away
In this episode we talk about avoiding being indoctrinated into a cult, an extremely risque story involving removing gloves, how to explain to your dad why you bought $70 protein powder, always staying 10 feet away from everyone, and more! All while under quite a bit of fire from our producer.
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Episode 16: Literally Dirty Money
In this episode we talk about frog charity, a clean bank robber, horse trauma, the mysterious case of Buckwheat, and more!
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Episode 15: Huck the Prospector
We're back! And unwanted! This episode we talk about a tragically stolen pen, tainted popcorn, dirty jeans, the #1 late-career Adam Sandler fan, and more!
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Episode 14: Unwanted Christmas Special II
Were back with our 2nd Unwanted Christmas Special In this episode we answer holiday questions such as How can Santa be more environmentally conscious What if your favorite shirt stops being sold just before Christmas What if youre living in a Christmas decoration overloaded nightmare Find out in...
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Episode 13: Method Acting as a Spider
In episode unlucky 13 we tell stories about begging for 4 dollars introducing yourself as Bob and some longlasting pottery trauma We even enthusiastically sign up for MySpace live on the podcast Also we urge everyone to take the role seriously when you dress up as a black widow watch some odd...
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Episode 12: Numb3rs N3v3r D13
When does a wish at 1111 come true Is this guy from WalMart my longlost brother Thats right were back and more honest than ever for season 2 this time with new segments where well let you know what happened on this day in history present a rap thatll teach you how to prepare the perfect fast food...
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Episode 11: Will It Ever Be 1999 Again?
You certainly didnt ask for it yet here it is Another Unwanted Answers with no answers but we do reminisce as is often a segment on the show remembering the end of the year 1999 and the toll it took on us that it ended at all We talk about old Mac educational software stupid kindergarteners and a...
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Episode 10: Unwanted Anniversary
Unwanted Answers is 1 year old No one wanted it to begin with but here we are one year later One years worth of questions and for this celebratory episode ending season 1 we go back through memory lane and reread some of our most memorable questions We reminisce on everything weve learning over…
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Episode 9: Nowhere To Go But Down
We answer some actual questions this week such as What if your mom wont give you the iPhone X Which superpower would you choose the ability to talk to ducks or find any good parking space Whats the best way to receive flowers And we do some Star Wars prequel quoting Join us for this total downer…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Unwanted Answers is the podcast you never wanted, and yet here it is. Adam & Tyler answer questions that have already been answered, reflect on the past, and talk to all kind of colorful characters like Huck the Prospector, Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Skipper and the Captain, Babyface Antonio, Numbers Guy, and many more!
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Unwanted Answers is the podcast you never wanted, and yet here it is. Adam & Tyler answer questions that have already been answered, reflect on the past, and talk to all kind of colorful characters like Huck the Prospector, Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Skipper and the Captain, Babyface Antonio, Numbers...
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