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Urbane Legends
by Chris Flynn & Neil Herbert
In this Podcast, two debonair Gentlemen paranormal researchers look into some of the HOTTEST and most popular urban legends. Swearing throughout. If you would like to help cover some costs because you enjoy the show please donate here: www.ko-fi.com/urbanelegends Are you a fan of hauntings, vortexes, lay lines, mysterious shit and Pigman? Well this is the pod for you. Each week a new urban legend is looked at with a non-scientific rigour only seen usually at the top of government. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fast forward you may even fall in love (unrelated). Feel free to email about the show if you have any theories about anything discussed, and urban legends you want us to look at, if you want any advice on etiquette or anything or have a speed boat to sell Neil. If the email is insulting I should state in advance that I have a black web hacker on retainer and I am very vindictive. [email protected] DISCLA
Episodes
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Sodder Children
In this week's episode we discuss the awful case of the Sodder Children. What could have happened? Just how incompetent are the emergency services in this town? Wasn't Mussolini a trend the neighbours should have been well over by 1945? Discover what we mean by "Supper with Cave, breakfast with...
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Beast of Bray Road
Join us for the latest episode of Urbane Legends. A podcast entirely dedicated to Neil examining wheeled vehicles for sale and trying to interest the 14th Duke of Burgundy in a purchase. This week Raleigh Chopper. Will Chris (aka 14th DoB) buy? How shiny is that chrome looking? Pristine Bell?!…
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Hoia Baciu
This week we dive into the mysterious forest of Hoia Baciu. Is this Romania's most haunted forest? UFOs, Ghosts and portals to another dimension all in the same place? Was Neil cursed by a seemingly friendly coworker? How did we manage to get through nearly the whole Pod without mentioning…
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The Gowrow
We return to Arkansas for this week’s episode: the terrifying case of the Gowrow. Chris isn’t going to let Neil forget his mispronunciations. We learn about Ozark’s hospitality and sarcasm, discuss the golden era of TV and love of dried apples. Email us on [email protected] to…
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The Max Headroom prank
This week’s episode is the mysterious case of the Max Headroom Prank. Late one night a sports programme and an episode of Doctor Who get interrupted by a mysterious pirate broadcast. WE discuss our theories, hazy memories of Max Headroom, protestors past and present. Email us on...
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The Somerton Man
Dig in folks for this week’s extra-long episode. Come for legends that sprung up around the mysterious death; stay for Chris's Chandler from Friends impression, our dumb takes on modern tech, terrible Australian accents, curiously lax police investigations, proof that Neil apparently hasn’t…
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Gef the Talking Mongoose
Welcome back everyone. After our extended hiatus we return with this week's podcast on Gef the Talking Mongoose. We discuss what to do on the Isle of Man, appreciation for nature, try and puzzle out whether this is a Ghost a talking animal or both at once. For the new series we have a new (easier...
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Bonus episode - Caldwell Hall Exorcist Room
Short bonus episode this week ahead of the new series starting in September - hear the origins of the Exorcist in the spooky tale of the Caldwell Hall Exorcist Room - Thanks to listener Dave R for the suggestion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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UB 85 Monster Attack
200TH (STANDARD) EPISODE!!! As a podcast we like to do things a little differently. Yes a lot would make a big deal about a landmark episode but we on Urbane Legends are celebrating it with a low energy episode about something no one has ever heard of. But dont worry, there is still one more...
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Swamp Slobs
This week join us as we explore the terrifying and smelly world of the Swap Slobs. Also featuring cheeky cheery Carnies, Jaded cops too old for this and a slew of Randys we are back to the 70s where we belong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Number 23 Enigma
The hottest podcast in the world returns after a brief hiatus and we explain our strategy for the Pod. Chris raises his concerns with the proposed digital ID but Neil is too dead inside to care. Meanwhile we dive into the mind-blowing 23 Enigma. Confirmation Bias or something more sinister?…
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Harold Holt's Disappearance
AKA the Ballad of Holt-o. This week we look at the disappearance of Australian Prime minister Holt-o. A man who's political career was built on a plane crash, the catching and eating of spears, swimming, womanising and.....spy craft? Well we look through all the evidence with the finest of…
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Mokele Mbembe
In this episode of the podcast that is called 'Urbane Legends' apparently, these two tits from England talk about some legend or something, i think they must be stupid, about some kind of monster or snake of something in Africa or Asia, cant remember, and some idiots who went to look for it in…
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Did Paul McCartney die in the 60s?
In this week's episode we explore the history of the Beatles conspiracy theory around Paul MaCartney dying and being replaced by MI5 when they had less important stuff to do. Featuring terrible scouse accents, our favuotite beatles songs, cheese Toastie recipes, Trumps emerging socialist empire,...
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Wizard Clip Poltergeist v2
UPDATED WITH FULL AUDIO!! Sorry about that. Want to know about the first recorded poltergeist in the US of A? Well you are in luck. Like to hear about muscular Catholicism? Look no further. Want to hear a Arctic Monkeys first album style song about the city of Chichester? I'm your man. Interested...
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Hot Wells Hotel Haunting
Have you seen whats going on at the Hot Wells Hotel? Some glass blower is having a party with some artists, ghosts and skateboarders! Dont worry, it will burn down in a minuet. Yes its a haunted hotel in San Antonio, Texas. Originally from the times of the wild wild west and still going now its…
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Tsarichina Hole
A hole, a phenomenon, an army and a podcast. All these come together this week as we hop on the megabus to Eastern Europe to check out the legendary Tsarichina Hole. Or holes. Yes there are two separate things going on. One is a mysterious timeless folk tale and one is the Engineering Core of the...
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London Garrotting Panic
All that is new has gone before. In this depressing episode of the podcast we look at a panic that swept London in the 19th century. Are their any parallels to today that can be drawn? Surely not, we are much more sophisticated now right? Ugh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Betz Sphere
When is a man and egg? When is an egg a dream? When is a dream a lie? And when is a lie a kindness? Thats right, its this weeks episode of Urbane Legends, the stonewashed jean review podcast where this week we look at a mysterious silver ball found in Florida. Is it alien? Is it industrial? So…
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Pig faced ladies
This week we catch up to discuss the reasonably heartwarming Pig faced ladies legend. We try and avoid falling into the manosphere likie the soyboy cucks we are while discussing witchcraft, regency golddiggers, getting cucked by God and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Double bill: Kabagon and Cisco Grove Robots
In this week's double bill episode all sorts to discuss: Elephants swimming habits, Cocktail tips, Smash robots, Vague reportage and seemingly everything but the Goggle-eyed sea monster and UFO sightings that make up this ep. Sometimes less is more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Serbian Dancing Lady
In this late breaking episode we look at the radical new hottest new banging new hot new topic the Serbian Dancing Lady. Party person gone the the world of daft on the splif pills? Mentally spicey escapee, ghost thing? Lets delve deeeep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mimics
Love them or loath them Mimics are a fact of life. From the helpful Doppelganger who goes into work for you when you've had a skin full the night before to the much more troubling Jim Carey doing a Mick Jagger impression on a British tallent show in the late 80's they fill our lives in good and…
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Hampstead Sewer Swine (The Tosher's Lament)
On this weeks episide we explore the wild swine of hampstead, find out far more about the shit based economy of Victorian London than expected and hang out with the Toshers and Tosher adjacent rougues like Queen Rat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ted the Caver
This one is for the completionists. We look at the looooooong and boring original creepypasta Ted the Caver. Listen in amazement as the guys struggle through this episode, with grit, determination and an almost fanatical devotion to their craft. Basically, we are sorry. It makes excellent brown...
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Black Dog Anthology
Tonight on Urbane Legends - Miami.... "you got some god dam nerve showing up here"...."Its not what it looks like..."...."You we're like a brother to me"...."I'll tell you who i am, im the god dam mayor of this city, and your off the case"...."i thought i'd find you here, that seat…
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The Verginha Incident
Morning. This episode takes us to Brazil in the 1990's, no it isn't a tail of Suede's antics on tour but a close encounter of the sweaty kind. So what we know is it definitely isn't Prince Andrew...this time. There was a UFO crash ('we dont got wind where we comes from!') investigated by a…
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The Haunting of Wallsend Mill
Howay! This week we travel (metaphorically, we wouldn't actually travel, train fairs being what they are) to the mysterious and surreal area of the North East of Engerland. For once, this is an actual intriguing story of haunting which is not easily explained (without the help of throwing in the...
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Houston Batman
This week on the podcast, which youtube has issues with due to its outsized influence in the US and UK elections apparently, we have another story which starts with people drinking shine on the porch at 2am, its the Houston Batman. Was he or they a midnight creeper and peeper? A UFO? Shine…
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The Atari Landfill
Trigger Warning! There is computer game chat in this episode. Are Neil and Chris doing a dry run for a re-boot of Gamesmaster with Joe Swash as the new Patrick Moore? Keep your eyes glues to the Dave channel. In this episode we dig through the landfill of late stage capitalist thinking but was...
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Funland
It this weeks more reasonable episode we have a look at the internet legend of Funland. It's a story about blossoming manhood and being in love with a very tempting, very enticing inanimate object. We have all thought about it but what happens when the object becomes the objectee and the manhood...
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Borley Rectory - Englands most Haunted?
Welcome to Engerland, home of the pint, home of the brave, did Jesus footsteps once walk upont these sacred hills? Borley Rectory is in England. But it's not pints it serves, its the paranormal. With a chaser of lust. Easy, you've had a few, sure you can drive? Of course lust driving is the…
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Batboy
Having settled all their legal disputes, medical claims and blood feuds the lads (42 and 47 respectively) are back in the saddle of the strange and enlightening world of Urban Legends. For a bit of fun to kick off the series we have a chuckle at classic bants Weekly World News and their main pin…
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Quick Update on Series 8 (nothing bad)
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Chubacabra
In the free wheeling, bring your toys to school day final episode of the series we look at the frankly unimpressive Chupa (Suck) Cabra (Chub). Much like fellow stars Mcauly Culken, Snow and Chaka Demus and Plyas its imperial phase was the 90's. Ah the 90's, remember when we were in the 90's and...
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Badang the strongman
This weeks episode is about Badang the Strongman. An inspiration for us all he brings himself up from humble beginings through hardwork and eating vomit. Feat possibly Snoop Dogg's finest film role, Amazon innovative business plan and more Elon discussion. Co starring Winnie the Pooh and Mickey...
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Organism 46-b
Back in the regular slot after the Christmas and the New Year Eve we are asking ourselves the question that dare no speak its name but returns to us every night in the liminal space twixt wake and dream; How much Vodka is too much Vodka. Is too much Vodka when you cheerfully tell a tall tale…
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Yuki-onna
This week we are looking at the legend of the Yuki-onna a sometimes nice more often nasty japanese personification of winter. Find up what we've been up to, reasons to be cheerful this year, how Geoff Capes got his powers, and how we feel about winter, ravines, and woodcutters. Hosted on Acast.…
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Space Nazis
In our first attempt at a topical episode today we look at Space Nazis. All opinions are in Minecraft. Two episodes this week to make up for the xmas break. Happy New Year Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Santa's Lapland Compound
Welcome to our version of a Christmas special, the origins of Laplands Claim on Santa. There are Nazis, street plan claims, wooden goat lads shitting up children and some choice opinions based on the fact the world is going crazy. Have a happy holiday everyone! Hosted on Acast. See...
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The Watcher House
In this weeks late episode we stray unknowingly into the realm of TRUCRIM as we question why this is considered an Internet Urban Legend, have we been hoisted on Chris's petard? Wouldn't be the first time, kid wont put his petard away Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode Out Sunday
Hi Urban Legends, the plural for listners of this podcast. Chris has been unwell this week, i know what your thinking 'he always seems unwell', well your right but this time its manifested in a physical way. We will get the catch up episode out for you on Sunday Hosted on Acast. See...
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Neil's Journey. Headless. Fast. From Japan to County Cork.
Gentle listeners please grip yourselves, for here comes: Neil's journey. We cannot share more in this description. Allow this podcast to blossom like the flower that it is... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Selene Delgado Lopez
What to make of this? Like so much of today it exists but it dosnt exist, its no one thing and also nothing but something. I'm going to bed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Korean Fan Death
No, this is isn't a headline from the medium future when Neil and Chris' K-Pop act finally break bad in Seoul, it is the curious urban legend around the very real dangers of fans. I'm scared of many things, thistles, cob webs, Beaker (puppet), white foods and a dog i met Kinshasa to name a few…
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Angels of Mons
We are back after taking a week off to go and see our paymaster Steve Bannon to get further orders. As such, this week we are looking at angels. War angels. Yes in the fields of world war one did a phalanx of ghost archers, some angels, and the big man St George, come to the rescue of some…
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Placeholder apology
Nothing to see here guv. Apologies but we are having technical issues and will be back as soon as possible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Brown Lady of Reynham Hall
Due to not unexpected legal action the release of this podcast was delayed by 12 hours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
In this Podcast, two debonair Gentlemen paranormal researchers look into some of the HOTTEST and most popular urban legends. Swearing throughout.
If you would like to help cover some costs because you enjoy the show please donate here: www.ko-fi.com/urbanelegends
Are you a fan of hauntings, vortexes, lay lines, mysterious shit and Pigman? Well this is the pod for you. Each week a new urban legend is looked at with a non-scientific rigour only seen usually at the top of government. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fast forward you may even fall in love (unrelated).
Feel free to email about the show if you have any theories about anything discussed, and urban legends you want us to look at, if you want any advice on etiquette or anything or have a speed boat to sell Neil. If the email is insulting I should state in advance that I have a black web hacker on retainer and I am very vindictive.
DISCLA
HOSTED BY
Chris Flynn & Neil Herbert
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