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Useless!

by Nora Noble and Kevin Baumgartner

Hi! Welcome to Useless, yet another podcast started by two friends during quarantine. We are a comedy and informational podcast dedicated to bringing you the most useless and random internet deep dives we can think of. Ranging from learning about black holes to doing a deep dive on puritans, we want to share our curiosity fueled, 3am Wikipedia binges to the masses! Come along for our random and (hopefully) entertaining adventure and learn about something new! Sit down, relax, keep your hands inside the car at all times, and get ready to learn something useless. New episodes every other Friday!

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Episodes

  1. My Big Fat Useless Wedding

    We’re BAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK! Did ya miss us? Because we definitely missed you and your beautiful….. ears? Anyways, in this super special comeback episode (I know we already had one of those, but I’ll forget about that if you will), Nora and I go full Mamma Mia and visit Greece (kinda). Nora goes the...

  2. The Ohio Special

    Hey there country girls and guy, and welcome back to another episode of Useless. This week, Nora and I cover two topics that hit near and dear to our special, country fried, useless hearts. Nora tackles Corn, the midwest special and popular star in many horror movies, and Kevin is doing his best…

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  3. Bonus Episode 2: ... . -.-. .-. . - / ... - .- - .. --- -. ...

    Welcome back to your "regularly scheduled" podcast! This is the second week we have stayed on schedule, so we are basically professionals. This week, Nora and Kevin got to sit back, relax, and let friend of the pod do all the work! Our good friend, Tyler Fugitt, participates in a not so...

  4. Gaslight, Gatekeep(er), Girlboss

    Hey there boss babes, and welcome back to another episode of Useless, where you can be your OWN stay at home CEO. All it takes is an initial investment of $300, your first born child, and annoying everyone you went to highschool with to join your pyramid scheme xoxo. Nora and Kevin had a BLAST…

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  5. God Save The Podcast

    We're back baby! Did you miss us? Just like Taylor Swift, Useless went media dark as we had an impromptu hiatus, but we are back and better as we enter our Reputation Era. This week pour yourself a spot of tea, because this is a LONG one! As Americans, we have noticed a large cultural phenomenon...

  6. American Horror Story: Wonka Train

    Hey everyone! Welcome back to Useless! This week we celebrate one of the best holidays, Aprils fools! Nora and Kevin have been feeling a little under the weather, so sorry if our audio sounds a little.... different than normal! For this episode, Kevin discusses Snowpiercer and it's ties to a...

  7. How to Plan a Con in 30 Days

    Hey everyone! Welcome back to Useless! This week we really can't CONtain our enjoyment as we CONvey our thoughts on TanaCon and DashCon. With Tana failing to CONsult anyone to help her, and the ball pit being an area of CONcern, we ask ourselves "What Went Wrong?". Yet as we CONtinue to talk…

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  8. Food Fighters

    Hi and Welcome back to Useless! This week, if you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen as Kevin and Nora explore the Cheese Vaults and the Pork Lobbies. Cuddle up like a pig in a blanket and listen to Nora get a little cheesy while Kevin goes hog wild over lobbyists. Ever wonder why...

  9. Mace Wind-You Belong With Me

    Hey everyone! Welcome back to your favorite Useless show! This week Nora joins the dark side of the force and Kevin does a dive into T-Swizzles Reputation. Between the INSANITY of a woman liking star wars and nerd culture and a man liking *GASP* Taylor Swift, cultural gender norms are 0 for 2…

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  10. Black Hole Bonus Round

    Welcome to long anticipated Black Holes Bonus Episode! Some of this may sound familiar to, but we bring you new (to you) jokes and deeper discussion in this deep cut from episode 2 - Black Holes and Blow Holes. Make sure you leave a review if you enjoyed our podcast! We love doing it and would…

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  11. Family Freud

    Hi friends and welcome back to another episode of Useless! This week Nora spills the tea on the Borgia's and Kevin digs into the Duggar's. A little less existential dread this week but Kevin does manage to make Nora angry (accidentally). Buckle up and sit back for another loooong episode as we...

  12. Blackholes and Blowholes

    Hey hi hello gang! Welcome back to another week of Useless! This week, we experience all the stages of grief as Nora makes this a Dolphin Hate Podcast (tm), and Kevin get existential with Blackholes. There's secret dolphin militaries, space girlfriends, and LITERALLY too much audio to fit in to…

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  13. And Then The Church Came Along

    Happy holiday to all our Useless Listeners! Our very first episode is an extra special Christmas episode! Nora discusses the puritans and their self oppression, and Kevin wants to bring back Krampus. Between our constant banter, sharing our personal stories, and repeatedly wondering WHY the…

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  14. Useless: The Trailer!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hi! Welcome to Useless, yet another podcast started by two friends during quarantine. We are a comedy and informational podcast dedicated to bringing you the most useless and random internet deep dives we can think of. Ranging from learning about black holes to doing a deep dive on puritans, we want to share our curiosity fueled, 3am Wikipedia binges to the masses! Come along for our random and (hopefully) entertaining adventure and learn about something new! Sit down, relax, keep your hands inside the car at all times, and get ready to learn something useless. New episodes every other Friday!

HOSTED BY

Nora Noble and Kevin Baumgartner

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Useless! have?

Useless! currently has 14 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Useless! about?

Hi! Welcome to Useless, yet another podcast started by two friends during quarantine. We are a comedy and informational podcast dedicated to bringing you the most useless and random internet deep dives we can think of. Ranging from learning about black holes to doing a deep dive on puritans, we...

How often does Useless! release new episodes?

Useless! has 14 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts Useless!?

Useless! is created and hosted by Nora Noble and Kevin Baumgartner.
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