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VAR You Serious
by VAR You Serious Podcast
VAR You Serious is a father and son soccer podcast where authentic fandom meets below-average knowledge and above-average opinions. Expect heated debates, controversial takes, and plenty of laughs as we dive into the beautiful game. From the Premier League to global football culture. We’re not analysts, we’re fans, arguing like it’s the 90th minute every week.
Episodes
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THE WORLD CUP IS HERE | Episode 31
The 2026 World Cup is finally here and we break down everything you need to know before kickoff. We react to the official USMNT World Cup roster, discuss the biggest selection decisions, and ask whether Mauricio Pochettino got it right. Is the goalkeeper situation still a concern? How much does...
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Can Chelsea SAVE Their Season? FA Cup Final Preview | Episode 30
Manchester City and Chelsea are set for a massive FA Cup Final and we break down whether Chelsea can actually save their season with a trophy. Can Manchester City continue their hunt for a domestic double while chasing Arsenal in the title race, or do Chelsea finally have one last statement...
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Manchester City in Trouble & UCL Final Preview | Episode 29
Manchester City drop more points and now the Premier League title race is fully alive again. Are City finally bottling it or can Pep Guardiola and Rodri turn things around before it’s too late? We break down Arsenal’s position at the top, whether they can finally handle the pressure, and how...
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Champions League CHAOS | Episode 28
Was that the greatest Champions League semi-final ever? Bayern Munich and PSG deliver an all-time classic in a wild 5-4 thriller that had everything goals chaos and defensive disasters and we break down whether this is the most entertaining UCL tie we’ve ever seen and what it means for both teams...
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ARE Arsenal’s Title Chances GONE?! | Episode 27
Are Arsenal’s title chances officially gone? Manchester City deliver a dominant performance against Arsenal in a massive Premier League clash and it could be the moment that decides the title race.We break down what went wrong for Arsenal, why City looked so clinical, and whether this result…
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ITALY STUNNED AGAIN?!
Italy are OUT again… and this time it might be their lowest point yet.In this episode of VAR You Serious, we react to Italy missing their THIRD straight World Cup and what it says about the collapse of one of football’s biggest nations. How does a country that won it all in 2006 fall this far…
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USMNT EXPOSED?! World Cup Playoff Chaos & Arsenal Controversy | Episode 26
This week on VAR You Serious, we dive into a brutal reality check for the USMNT after a heavy loss to Belgium. What went wrong, and should fans be concerned heading into the World Cup? We break down whether this was just a blip or a serious warning sign, with a closer look at the center back...
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MAN CITY SMELL BLOOD | Episode 25
This week on VAR You Serious, we break down the race to the finish as club football returns from the international break and the pressure ramps up across Europe. With the World Cup on the horizon, we discuss which teams are best positioned heading into the most important stretch of the season.…
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MAX DOWMAN IS THE TRUTH | Episode 24
This week on VAR You Serious, we start with a historic moment as Max Dowman becomes the youngest Premier League goalscorer ever. With an image of Dowman on screen, we discuss what this means for Arsenal’s academy and Arteta’s willingness to trust young players. But the celebration quickly turns...
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ARE ARSENAL RUINING FOOTBALL? | Episode 23
This week on VAR You Serious, we tackle one of the hottest debates in football right now: are Arsenal ruining the game, or simply mastering the modern tactical meta? With media figures calling their style “disgraceful” and “unwatchable,” we break down the criticism and the numbers. Arsenal are…
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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW REACTION | Episode 22
This week on VAR You Serious, we react to the official Champions League knockout draw and break down the biggest matchups, toughest paths, and potential shock eliminations. Who got the luckiest bracket? Who’s staring at an early exit? And which dark horse could make a surprise semifinal run? We...
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EUROPE'S TITLE RACES HEAT UP! | Episode 21
This week on VAR You Serious, we break down the most intense title races in Europe as La Liga, the Premier League, and Ligue 1 all hang in the balance. Barcelona sit just one point ahead of Real Madrid, Arsenal lead Manchester City by five with City holding a game in hand, and PSG cling to a…
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SUPER LEAGUE OVER?! | Episode 20
This week on VAR You Serious, we break down a major turning point in European football as Real Madrid reportedly reach an agreement with UEFA to end talks surrounding the controversial European Super League. Is this the official death of the Super League, or just a strategic pause? We discuss…
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ARSENAL VS MANCHESTER CITY | Episode 19
This week on VAR You Serious, we preview a massive Carabao Cup Final as Arsenal and Manchester City meet at Wembley with far more on the line than just silverware. Arsenal edge past Chelsea in a tight, tactical semifinal, while City overpower Newcastle to set up a showdown loaded with history,...
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PREMIER LEAGUE POWER STRUGGLE | Episode 18
This week on VAR You Serious we dive into one of the most open Premier League races in years as the title fight and the battle for the top five tighten up. With only a few points separating multiple contenders, we debate whether any club is consistent enough to run away with the league, if...
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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MADNESS | Episode 17
This week on VAR You Serious, we break down absolute chaos in the Champions League as eight teams sit tied on 13 points heading into the final matchday. We debate who secures the last automatic qualification spots between PSG, Newcastle, Chelsea, Barcelona, Sporting CP, Manchester City, Atletico...
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MANAGERS SACKED LEFT & RIGHT | Episode 16
This week on VAR You Serious, we dive into one of the biggest trends in modern football: why managers are being sacked faster than ever. Are players forcing clubs’ hands, are ownership groups expecting instant success, or is the entire system broken? We break down why patience has disappeared and...
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NEW YEAR, WERE BACK! | Episode 15
This week on VAR You Serious, we take a midseason temperature check on the Premier League and break down the biggest surprises so far. We look at which teams and players have shocked us the most, what feels sustainable, and what might be heading for a second-half regression.Our VAR You Serious...
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WORLD CUP DRAW TRAINWRECK?! | Episode 14
This week on VAR You Serious, we break down the 2026 World Cup group stage draw and what it means for the United States. We react to the draw itself, identify the toughest groups, and dive deep into the USMNT’s group to discuss expectations, potential pitfalls, and how far this team should...
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EPISODE 13: How Many Games Can Be Played? | Dec. 5, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we start with Spain’s latest statement on the world stage as their women’s national team defeats Germany in front of 56,000 fans to retain the Nations League title. We break down how Spain have built the most dominant dynasty in modern women’s football and whether...
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EPISODE #12: World Cup Shocks & Parting Shots | Nov. 21, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we dive into one of the biggest stories in international football as Curaçao becomes the smallest nation ever to qualify for the World Cup. We debate whether this is a win for global representation or a sign that confederation structures allow stronger nations to…
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EPISODE #11: Trouble in Paradise?!
This week on VAR You Serious, we look ahead to one of the biggest verdicts in Premier League history, Manchester City’s 115-charge investigation. Could a points deduction or financial punishment reshape English football? We break down what the charges mean, when the verdict might drop, and what…
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EPISODE #10: Liverpool & USL's Tricky Situation | Nov. 7, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we’re joined by Ahmed to talk all things Liverpool. After beating Aston Villa 2-0 at the weekend and following it up with a 1-0 win over Real Madrid, Liverpool look like they’re finding their rhythm again. Are they back among Europe’s elite, or is this just a hot...
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EPISODE #9: Arsenal the best team in the world? | Nov. 1, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we tackle one big question: who is the best team in the world right now? We compare Arsenal, Bayern Munich, PSG, and Real Madrid breaking down their form, stats, and dominance across Europe. Can Arsenal’s defense make them world number one, or does Bayern’s perfect...
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EPISODE #8: AI & The Sean Dyche Effect | Oct. 24, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we explore the growing impact of artificial intelligence in football negotiations. Former Manchester United prospect Demetri Mitchell revealed he used AI to help negotiate his latest contract, prompting a debate over whether technology is revolutionizing player power...
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EPISODE #7: All American Everything | Oct. 10, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we dive into the growing wave of American ownership in English football, with 32% of EFL clubs and over half of the Premier League now under U.S. control. We debate what this means for English football’s identity, does American investment modernize and globalize the...
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EPISODE #6: Pulisic on Fire & VAR in the Gutter | Oct. 3, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we take on the debate over the future of the San Siro. With Milan and Inter pushing to demolish the historic stadium and build a new one, we ask whether it is wrong to tear down one of football’s most iconic venues instead of refurbishing it, and if preservation laws...
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EPISODE #5: Boycotts & Controversy in the World's Game | Sept. 26, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we tackle one of the most controversial stories in football: Spain threatening to boycott the 2026 World Cup if Israel is allowed to participate. Is this a bold moral stand, or a dangerous precedent that mixes politics and sport?For Underdogs of the Week, Mike...
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EPISODE #4: Champions League Nights & World Rankings | Sept. 19, 2025
This week on VAR You Serious, we kick things off with UEFA’s push to stage domestic league matches abroad, with proposals for Barcelona vs Villarreal in Miami and Milan vs Como in Australia. Is this global growth or a dangerous precedent for football tradition? We then spotlight the Results of…
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EPISODE #3: International Dilemmas
This week on VAR You Serious, we ask the big question: are football’s giants slipping, or is the rest of the world catching up? With the US, Germany, Italy, and Nigeria all stumbling, we debate whether expectations are too high or if global competition has simply leveled up. We spotlight our...
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EPISODE #2: More Money, More Problems
This week on VAR You Serious, we kick off with FIFA’s record-breaking $9.76 billion transfer window. Is it a sign of football’s booming future or the beginning of a dangerous bubble? We then crown our Underdog of the Week, with a few surprises. Our Game of the Week takes us to the WSL opener, as...
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EPISODE #1: Football & Fandom
This week on VAR You Serious, we kick things off with our One Big Thing. From Pochettino’s surprising call-up of Tristan Blackmon to other headlines shaking up the football world. We spotlight our Underdog of the Week before diving into the Game of the Week: Liverpool v Arsenal. From there, we…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
VAR You Serious is a father and son soccer podcast where authentic fandom meets below-average knowledge and above-average opinions. Expect heated debates, controversial takes, and plenty of laughs as we dive into the beautiful game. From the Premier League to global football culture. We’re not analysts, we’re fans, arguing like it’s the 90th minute every week.
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VAR You Serious is a father and son soccer podcast where authentic fandom meets below-average knowledge and above-average opinions. Expect heated debates, controversial takes, and plenty of laughs as we dive into the beautiful game. From the Premier League to global football culture. We’re not...
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