Variety Reál

Listen Playlist: 1. Variety Real Theme by STAGGER 2. Waste Fat by BY THE ELBOWS 3. Yeah by CELLAR DOOR (note: the enclosure link is all screwy now, so hit the "listen" link in the description...wtf?)

When we have crossed the bridge, we find ourselves at a threshold, and we are forced to traverse the expanse endlessly....but more about that later!

TL interviews JT on VR. You three people. Goodwill shopping list. Squirrel hunting. Take it to the bridge. You are loco for Fritos Corn Chips! (Copyright) {Episode co-authored by Stephen Byrne}

Joy to the World by G. F. Handel performed by: Kim Butler! Thank you LibriVox! This is definitely a traditional Christmas tale. Winking emoticon....

Robot song speech lyrics by Stephen Byrne, the lyrical genius. ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (A Visit From St. Nicholas) from LibriVox as written by Clement Clarke Moore and read by Sam Lipten.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Ladies, what's your complexion problem? Bickering leads to sexy time....Let's knock da boots! Now, scrub your soul clean with brand new "Religion"!

Nightfall. The hooded wife. My days are in the yellow leaf. Robot advice on refraining from burying the dead in the Pet Cemetery. Don't touch that.

With the kind assistance of others, this episode was possible. The opening song's brilliant lyrics were written by Sam McCanna, of SkurvyInk fame. "I am so happy fun time! I like a all of friend now! I am so happy exciting time! Everybody love now!" Also included is a song by Belle Baker: "Laughing at Life". Thank you all. I love a all of friends now!

Deep deep deep deep. Night Watch is Night Watch. The place we get stuck in. Strong smell of gasoline in the air. Worlds in collision. I want to go home. I know it isn't very funny.

Footsteps. Dollars. Shoehorn. To the moon. Punch punch. Pick red or green. Draping material. Yay! (Used kitchen fat.)

If you knew Suzie like I know Suzie....The cosmic communicator. The bogey warning oscillator. What's that noise? Even better than Christmas.

Subliminal whispers. Cheese is as adjustable as milk itself. It pays to be ignorant. Incessant branding. Because I'm extra flozzy. Frozen Slats. Meet Planet Man, man.

Churches and synagogues. Goodnight. Lions at the gate. When ships collide. Robot = lust for life. Alas, the cost of living. Coda.

Piccadilly Circus. What's gonna happen?  I wonder where Slats and Father are. I love you. You are nice.

We want peace. Constructive uses. Planet man. Why do we ignore the robot? What are we all so happy about?