PODCAST · society
Verbal Audacity
by Zay Tate
All I got is time & a lot on my mind; Saying the shit I'm not allowed to say on Ross Perot's Innanet (or anywhere else for that matter), all while being as BLACC as the law allows... pun intended; Stank you.. You're smellcome! Peace
Episodes
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(34) The Calm Before The Crashout ~or~ 2024, IS YOU COOL?!
This whole year was equivalent to flyin' in a wingless plane... See what had happened was; Love y'all.. PEACE
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(33) A 2fer Gone Wrong ~or~ Simp Lee Trolling
If you're reading this, just know, "players fucc up"; Adolescence isn't cherished enough or the right way & I don't like it; Dear you DUMB FUCC ASS NIGGAS, STFU... Sincerely, EVERYBODY; Why y'all be fake in love for the innanet? QTNA; Driving for Uber is pure comedy; I love y'all.. PEACE
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(32) Not-So Secret Squirrel ~or~ Jeepers [men are] Creepers
Yes I DID figure out how to talk about squirrels & creepy niggas in the same shit... you're SMELLCOME; I mean it's fitting, they're both annoying af amirite? Yea, I am; Love y'all, PEACE
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(31) Blacc for the 1st time! ~or~ Bankroll Bella
I know it's been a min but we BLACC- "at it again!" "& better than ever!" "from the future" "like we never left!" "on road" "in action" "on they ass" "up in this thang!"... I'm sure there's more but I think you get it; HEAR ME OUT ... I talk about how long this ISN'T going to be, basically just…
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(30) Candace NO-wens ~or~ UnSocial Media
2023 closeout episode; I really hoe'd y'all on that last jawn.. my bad LMAO; We all real different but not really; I almost said something like "Facebook HiZAYtus" in the title but.. I already know, that aint it; You ever DM a co-worker on some work shit & got no reply?; Fake names + Real People…
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(29b) Fones & Fentanyl: Youth Killers ~or~ 9-5 Jive
B-Side on you bitches!; Oh, & might I add.. "WEARwolves" LMBAO; Love y'all.. PEACE
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(29a) Fones n Fentanyl: Youth Killers ~or~ Jived from 9-5
Let's go ahead & PAUSE this entire episode off top; Everything is better blacc 'cept licorice... FUCC. licorice; Volunteer OT is UNDEFEATED; TaterTot is TikTok famous... TALK TO ME NICE; Candace Owens is the realest nigga on the planet?; Sense has NEVER... been common.. ever; Love y'all.. Peace
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(28) Cuz 'MURIKA! THAT'S WHY! ~or~ Shark Week on Planet Horseshit
9/11 episode but like DUMB late; They cloned Monday, twice; I just realized, folks will tip more for their food than their safety LMNO!; Slumlords deserve NOTHING... that's it, that's the post; Biracial equates to "as well", not "less than" or "not at all"... w/ yo DUMB ASS; Love y'all.. PEACE.
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(27) Tech Support Therapy Sessions ~or~ The Best Die Young
I know you're not tech savvy, but we gotta start somewhere.. Meet me on solid ground; The only actual problem here is YOU... SHUT.. UP.. I KNOW what I'M doin'; Women hate women in real life but I digress; The most beautiful souls are the ones we never get to keep for too long.. RIP Don J.…
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(26) Dear Women, WTF ARE WE DOIN?! ~or~ Parental Discretion ADVISED
None of us parents move the same, b/c we all had different upbringings, CLEARLY; S/O to mine for being real niggas, my shit was solid fr; Allowing your children to do whatever the fucc they want is abuse, bitch; If it's on social media? It's free game.. STFU about it; Ladies: We love confidence,...
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(25) The "Shitty Ass Name" Game ~or~ It be like that sometimes
Some parts of life don't have an "easy way out"... just gotta face that shit head up; Folks that name their children stupid shit deserve nothing; Nobody WANTS a job but I'll most certainly take the one I got, please & thanks; Ladies, you ever been "denied" when you just KNEW you had it in the…
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(24) Stop bein a fuckin' BUM ~or~ ArchiBOLD as hell!
Clearly this ended up being too long for a lil 5 min pre-show action so, fucc it; Happy EXTRA BELATED 4/20 AF! I mean it's only right I DIDN'T do this on time, right?; It's not nor will it ever be ok for anybody UNBLACC, to say NIGGA.. but for whatever reason, y'all don't wanna talk about nor...
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(23) Steal My Sunshine ~or~ Sit Down Comedian
Judging by some of y'all names, it's clear your parents resent you; Watching people progressively get worse will never not be funny; Sometimes, you just gotta know when to LIG; I figured out... I'm the world's most talented bullshitter! There it is; Love y'all.. PEACE
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(22) Help Me Help You ~or~ Adult Actors, Teen Roles?
Customer is not synonymous with correct or entitlement; Ladies: Closed moufs don't get fed, unless your man is telepathic... CTS & say you hongry, PLEASE; There was never an age I knew how to feel about a grown ass actress playing an underaged role, the shit low-key weird to me: Love y'all, PEACE
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(21) Analysis Paralysis ~or~ Expensively Cool
Ol skool Marios Bros with a SMALL ASS sharp-cornered controller was easier than not overthinking EVERYTHING. I. DO!; Due to past circumstances, I PREFER to be the brokest guy in the room but sometimes that shit costs too much LMBAO!; Teenagers are a whole new level of smart AND dumb, somehow…
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(20B) Fixed ZayPR ~or~ Vote NO on Adulthood
Bootlegs and B-sides... Love y'all; PEACE
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(20A) Fixed ZayPR ~or~ Vote NO on Adulthood
First official episode of 2023 and it's almost March; I don't even know what to say other than the shit is ridiculous; I almost scrapped the whole episode TBH; The more I say "this is it", the longer the shit gets; NWTS and INFLATION is proof of that; I really wanna be a kid again.. not really......
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(19) New Year, Same Shit ~or~ Civil Wear
Had plenty of time in '22 to publish this and still managed to put it off til '23.. TYPICAL ZAY; Being an adult is like getting shot: It sounds like a cool story bro, but what they didn't tell you is how much it hurts & that you might not make it LMAO; Love y'all.. PEACE.
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(Bonus) Merry Thanksgivin' ~or~ Leftover Chitlins
Same shit, diff [Holi]day; Better late than never, but never late is better.. just know my intentions were good LOOKIN ASS; Pork is bad as it is & I miss bacon..but INTESTINES?! That shit sicc; God is a WOMAN.. Yup, I said it; Love y'all.. PEACE
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(18) "I gotta put me first!" FACEASS ~or~ Soursop Bitters tastes like..
Nah FR? This is the one. First of all, I'd like to thank... ME LoL; Still prerecorded but not as much, whatever that means. It's all about progression; You hear the messages, see the signs.. but what do they MEAN tho? like, to YOU... no one else; THEE MOST unorganized person you know, hands down;...
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(17) Can't afford to prerecord ~or~ Who TF you talkin to?
Once a _____, ALWAYS a BITCH...oops; I don't forget or forgive & I most CERTAINLY DGAF; This the last spaced out episode y'all gon get & that's on me; I said it once, I'll say it again: I LOVE my DAD!; The end of an era.. I've been exposed; Don't let your fuccd up AT, get you FUCCD UP; I love...
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(16) Nah, FUCC Technology ~or~ How I'm not rich &/or famous yet?
If I record a half hour of nothing again? Imma knocc all this shit over; Paying bills hurts my loins, physically; First official "How I met Lynni" segment...Yeah I know, just go with it; Somebody gon hear me.. and when they do? Don't act brand new when I start acting brand new.. I don't know you;...
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(15) Apple fryPad ~or~ Grab a Belt, Save a Life
Singing "JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY"; "Knock it off" parents: Y'ALL AITE?; Y'all GOTTA understand, there is a huge difference between abuse & proper [physical] punishment; I ABSOTIVELY.. POSILUTELY.. CANNOT STAND.. bad ass kids; For me, basically this whole episode proves discretion is a lost art;...
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(14) Not me & mine ~or~ LOKal Love
It takes a village; I'm the loudest nigga you know, I promise you; These captions be too long... almost longer than how much I stalled out on releasing this; My kids might be the fastest way to get me prison time, fucc around & find out; I bet ya lil GREEDY ass thought you was finna get used to...
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(13) Slow Sweat ~or~ Responsibilleries
"IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERRE!!"; I accidentally gave y'all a lesson on microdosing edibles...You're welcome; You don't smoke or nunna dat, but you eatin HOMEMADE EDIBLES?? OK; I've said once, I'll say it forever: ADULTING. IS TRASH; I genuinely feel like know-it-alls succ at THEIR job so much they...
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YoSAMite L. Jaccson ~or~ Scamz n Shamz Incorporated
Bet you can't say "melaninated" 3x fast; "ISSA WHOLE LOTTA CUSSIN IN THIS MUHFUCCA!!!"; Marijuana: 7/Zay: -3; My friends are way doper than yours; Sx4 (Special S/O to Somebody Somewhere) goes to Kim & Kori this episode; Who is responsible for letting the "Tall Tee" era reign for as long as it...
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(10) Recording ShenanAGAINS ~or~ Uncle Zay, All Day
Amazon reviews will ruin your life...so will moving all you own shit, UNPREPARED; ONE? NO. NONE. No stars recommended; Congrats to B-Rizzle on the promotion. Thanks for everything my G; 2 cameos in 1 episode?? YUP; My niece is doper than yours LoL; Operation Mancave WFH Office Sneaker Storage...
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(9) proLong John Silver ~or~ That’s not how that shit works
It's long, YOU'RE WELCOME; Becoming an adult was the LAMEST decision I ever made; Fucc this podcast TBH (Not really but kinda...maybe); I went thru too much for this 1 episode & I hate that for me; WOMEN CAN'T BE MEN & MEN CAN'T BE WOMEN... That's it, that's the tweet; I said WTF I said ... TOOK...
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(8) Workplace Reparations ~or~ Adolescent Sexualization, Parental Enablement
MY MEMORY. IS TRAAASSSH!/One of the fastest turnarounds for a full length episode so far. I'm proud of me *Wayne voice*/If you're not clocc riding, do you really love yourself? I think not/We not gettin' reparations... I mean like, EVER, so... GET IT HOW YOU LIVE MY NIGGA/Teenage self-expression...
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(7) Honestly, I just think you hate being wHyte ~or~ In the closet like Rob
If a SHITSHOW was an episode/The more I try to stop prerecording, the more I prerecord/Working from home makes me feel like "NIGGA WE MADE IT!!"/It didn't take a month, but it damn sure took THE month *rolls eyes*/I got REAL loud for a couple mins, you're welcome/Niggas: REMEMBER! 1) You're never...
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Fucc Depression! Shit ain't fair
There's a lot of shit I missed in this one, but it'll do/Rest in peace to a soul like no other, Jay Cater. You'll be sorely missed loc/Depression don't really give a fucc bout nothing you got goin' on/Why does it always seem to be the happiest people? Shits fccn trash/I'll never understand it…
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(5b) Yo, there's something.. in the WALLL ~or~ Curve game vicious
Oh you know, BSAU/HTF you prolong releasin' shit you already have ready???/Booty and bleach ... Y'ALL, price evidently don't equate to quality/Shower curtains < Glass doors/I'm sorry I be talking so fast; I be havin' shit to say but no time to say it/Nah fucc that, that hotel really had me fuccd...
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(6) THAT Co-worker...YOU Know The 1 ~or~ From Down Bad to Big Money Bagz
Postin' on a FRIDAY? I'm always happy on FRIDAY so it's UP/When I ain't got it? I'm responsible. AF....Is it just ME?/I never liked Fetty Wap and I never will/Why TF life gotta cost so damn much?/The only thing weirder than a weirdo whyt person, is a weird ass blacc person...Trust me/Probably my...
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(5a) Yo, there's something.. in the WALLL ~or~ Curve game vicious
How in the actual fucc do I talk THIS much/This shit was long and random for no reason/I swear I approached this with a gameplay/I think Imma gon & get "Dumb Bumfucc Dirtbag ass ____" on a shirt because I can/No matter what you do to a Ford Escort...its STILL. AN ESCORT/Blacc don't cracc, unless...
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(Bonus) Silly ass Willy from West Philly -or- Are y'all serious???
I wish it wouldn't have happened... then I realized I don't have a genie sooo, AH WELL!/I lost yet ANOTHER childhood hero to some bullshit/I'm behind on homework partially due to sudden current events and also I need a social media break after going live AND making a post/I'm not saying I'm…
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(4) Casualties of that damn weed -or- Baccground Music or NAH?
Damn I still talk fast AF/Y'all really be walking 'round here not hydrating?/Trying to figure out if I can do at least ONE episode without mentioning my bonus kid...or her mother/If you broke, just say that! We've all been there/I deadass forgot I was recording for several mins b/c men can't...
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(3) Everything but what I really should be doing -or- New mic, who dis???
I did minimal bullshittin on this one, but I still bullshitted/Addiction is a choice, not cancer, dumbass/BHM is a distraction but whatever/I gotta stop playin with this job before they fire me LoL/Google is a great tool for more than just porn but some of y'all act like you don't know that &…
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(2) Professionalcrastination pt. 2
When you have a 2nd part ready to post & even that took a week …
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(2) Professionalcrastination pt. 1
Damn, this shit took forever…& it was too long for 1 part so y’all get 2, yea…You welcome/I feel like I yelled a lot but for good reason of course/Y’all need to learn to accept not being accepted out here & relax/FUCC JANET IRVING/The result of not doing this shit in a timelier fashion is me...
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(1) Pilot: Blacc & Ti’ed
It’s been a pretty heavy week for the culture & I’ve been trying to get this 1st episode off for a min now… This is as good a time as any. Welcome to Verbal Audacity. Note: I talked really fast thru most of this & Im workin on it; I forgot Tulsa in my 1st 48 list; Whole buncha other shit too I...
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