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Verbal Discharge
by Verbal Discharge
Four people prove beyond doubt that they have voiced on the world's third-to-most popular radio show not about squid.
Episodes
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#101: Ho-Ho-Hentai Mince Pie
Merry Christmas! Here's your gift, a beautiful new podcast, with more facts about the history of mince pies than you ever wanted! It's this year's Christmas podcast! This week, Robbie writes some cracker jokes, James has done a great deal of research into mince pies, and Jordan is getting into…
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#100: Review of the Year 2017 LIVE
This is it, folks. The golden, shining Episode 100. It's the Discharge Review of the Year, recorded live as part of Nottingham Comedy Festival! With thanks to Furthest From the Sea, it's our century episode, as we look back on 2017 in all it's dead baby glory! On the show, James celebrates just…
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#99: Middle-Aged Amnesia Odyssey
Haha you know when you run out of wine and you're like "Oh man, what I really need is a podcast. And some wine!!!". That's right, middle-aged women of Facebook, we appeal to you too now. This week on the podcast, Ben has a new favourite genre of meme, Jordan explores the universe, and Robbie...
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#98: A Rollercoaster of Canadian Pony Shit
Cor, it's been a while. How have you been? How are the kids? How old are they now? Wow, they're getting big. Yes, the podcast finally returns, as we find a very 21st century solution to not all being able to get into the same room for two months! This week, Robbie has been to Canada, Jordan has a...
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#97: 100% Pure Robbie from concentrate
Our podcast is much like orange juice. Perfect with your breakfast, refreshing, and containing a lengthy story about the frustrating sexual fantasies of an old woman. Here's a really good podcast! This week, Robbie is chased around a tent by an old woman, Ben sends abuse over a PS4, and James...
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#96: Love Island Special!!!!
One island. Two winners. Like eight hundred and thirty stupid people trying to fuck each other. It's the TV show you've been sort-of confused about when your colleagues talk about it, everyone! It's time Team Discharge familiarise themselves with the TV event of ITV2 between 9 and 10:30 on the...
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#95: Some Sort of Billy Joel Orang-utan Dystopia
Welcome back, friend, to your favourite place for ears. This week, Ben solves climate change, Brexit, endangered species and NHS funding, Robbie accidentally watches tennis, and James is a detective with no time for political correctness. All this and probably slightly more. It's the Verbal...
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#94: Cumming In Flubber: The Video Game
When the polling cards go away, the dick jokes come to play. Last week, Britain went to the polls, and put into motion events that could last years, strengthening the political discourse and creating endless amounts of things for us to talk about. So instead, we spent an hour and a half talking...
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#93: ONE GODDAMN WEEK TO GO
Disclaimer: The following podcast contains so much politics, it contains a disclaimer warning you about how much politics it contains. There's one week to go until the UK's general election, and we won't let you forget it. James, Robbie and Jordan discuss the highs and lows of the still-unfurling...
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#92: Hotel Toilet Awareness Week
We try really hard to talk about things other than the election this week, honest. A half-strength but absolutely full-fat podcast this week, but don't let that put you off as James and Robbie venture alone. This week, one of them uses a women's toilet and watches Hotel For Dogs, whilst the other...
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#91: The Eurovision Referendum LIVE
This week, Verbal Discharge celebrates Europe's favourite bucket of tuneless wonder in a glorious live show as part of Derby Comedy Festival! And by that we mean Eurovision, not Nigel Farage. Our Eurovision special comes from the Guildhall Theatre Clubrooms, as a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE joined us…
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#90: Strong, Stable, Stretched Out
Theresa May ate some chips and we strung that out into an entire podcast. It's another podcast here. Another podcast. Here's another podcast. There's an election coming up, so we focus on the fortnight's big stories. Namely, Theresa May ate some chips. Beyond that, Robbie eats a sandwich, Jordan...
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#89: My First Snap Election Experience
Well it's safe to say quite a bit has happened since our last podcast. An election was called, George Osborne stood down, and a new Peppa Pig movie came out. Time for us to deal with it all. There's a lot to tackle this week, in a show many people may describe as 'bumper'. On this week's show…
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#88: W.H. Gordon's Copyright Infringement
An episode of dubious intent and questionable legality. Verbal Discharge are dipping their toes in a whole world of fresh oceans this week. They try their hands as branch assistants at a W.H.Smiths store, stop to ponder the wider justifications for full-scale war with all manner of sovereign...
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#87: FRENULUM.
An hour and a half of four mild-mannered men get angry about other people's work. Verbal Discharge accidentally becomes Literary Critcharge this week, as we take on writers, poets, broadcasters and George Osbornes alike. Join us as Jordan gets trapped on a desert island, Robbie appears on another...
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#86: A Cure for Fascism
And like a golden horse in a mine of financially-struggling equiphiles, the Verbal Discharge podcast comes roaring back int your life, ready to make your ears feel like they have purpose once more. The podcast is back, better than ever, in a decent audio quality again at long last, and fully…
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#84: Paul Nuttall is on this podcast.
And he lost some close personal friends to the episode recording too. Or at least Paul Nuttall would tell us so. On this week's show, James looks for a mystery item, Robbie finds the world's new favourite sex track and Jordan investigates collective nouns/Donald Trump's cabinet. And there's then…
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#83: Bridget Jones's Russian Dicking Doll
It's a universally recognised truth that, when one part of your podcast starts going well, another falls spectacuarly into a phallic trap with no escape. Hello, hi, are we well? That's good. This week, James fact-checks Bridget Jones, Robbie develops a new catchphrase, Ben leaves his ex-wife, and...
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#82: Sexy Racist Rugby Robots First
Oh my god, it's a podcast, quick, someone, shoot it in the head! Or listen to it! Maybe that's more progressive! This week, the Discharge team revolutionise a sport, stop facism, form a new political party and discuss pub toilets over the course of an hour. What have you done today? Oh, sorry…
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#81: DJ Gerard's Alien Horse Research
Another potential interview, another celebrity blowing us off. But at least this one sent us a snarky tweet... The Discharge boys try to recover from their monumental let-down by decidedly average discslinger DJ Fresh by all getting all four together for the first time since ever. This week, Ben...
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#80: E.T.: The Capable of Flight Big Paul
A heart-warming classic about friendship and trust, loved by generations and considered iconic the world over, Verbal Discharge returns at last for another podcast! It's been a while since we last did a normal episode, so we hope you didn't miss us too badly. This week, Robbie predicts the events...
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#79 Pt3: The Year in Bigdad's Festive Dog Seances
All good things must come to an end. And so must all things that started out OK but have really been dragged out for too long now. Join Team Discharge as they explore the cavernous wonders of the podcasts put out between late-September and the end of the year! Alongside two (Count 'em!) live…
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#79 Pt2: The Year in Drunk Olympic Brexit Penises
Our review of 2016 continues, as we cross the boundary of Brexit, cover the Olympics, and seem to spend an awful lot of time talking about dicks... It's the second of our frankly-too-long Best Of show, as we cover episodes 51 through to 64, which includes the point of no return that is Brexit,...
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#79 Pt1: The Year in Erotic Green Punk Duck Chancellors
It's that time of year again, the time when you think about the fact it's a year rather than simply accepting it. And, as such, Discharge is looking back on our last year in full, as we reflect on each podcast from 2016... In the first of three parts, join us as we relive what has been a frankly...
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#78: The True Meaning of Christmas
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! It's time for your gift from The Podcast Santa, as a new show from your favourite Derby-based comedy podcast not about squid lands in your delightful festive inbox... This week, the Discharge team attempts to unravel the True Meaning of Christmas by traveling the globe,...
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#77: A Very Verbal Discharge Nativity LIVE
Away in a Maypole, no crib for his beer, the Little Lord Discharge lay down his sweet Christmas Show... On Thursday, Verbal Discharge held our first Chirstmas live show at the Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre, with a full nativity play, with the Discharge team playing all the roles between them. It was…
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#76: Transmogrification and the Adventures of Bigdad
Gather one and all, as we tell you this yuletime of the many adventures of Bigfoot, the most feared of creatures, and Bigdad, the creature even Bigfoot feared... It's a goddamn bona fide classic of an episode this week, as usual. On this week's show, Jordan writes a new work of genius, Ben...
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#75: In Memory of Jordan D.L. Reynolds (1992-2016)
Just eight minutes before we were due to record, Jordan tragically passed away. The following podcast is exclusively comprised of live coverage from his funeral. Join us, as we look back on the life, times, crimes and misdemeanors of Jordan Daniel Leonard Reynolds. This week, Robbie, James, a...
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#74: Officially Better than Kevin Smith
We apologise for the fact so much of this week's podcast sounds like it was recorded on a potato. There's a section in the middle where the audio's fine. Please don't be put off. We worked hard on it. You're going to make us cry now. On this week's show, we welcome aboard the man who claims to be...
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#73: At Bizzlefest 2k16!
Every year, thousands gather to celebrate the world's greatest and most popular man, Lethal Bizzle. And this year, Verbal Discharge has exclusive rights to cover it... Seeing as there's no major stories in the news, this week Discharge takes a step aside to cover a brand new festival dedicated to...
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#72: Make Nottingham Great Again LIVE
On November 7th 2016, Verbal Discharge set out to Make Nottingham Great Again with another live show, this time from the Malt Cross, in Nottingham's city centre. It's our US Election special, from a room near a flooded cave in Nottingham! On this week's show, we have Trump-themed music by our...
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#71: Dog Killer Johnson Vs The World
He's there. Over your shoulder. Lurking. Waiting. Ready to pounce at any moment. You can't see him, but he lives in your shadow. Watch out. These are your last moments. So use them wisely and listen to this week's Verbal Discharge podcast. This week! On the podcast! What happens? This happens:...
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#70: In Memory of Benjamin David Knight (1993-2016)
Welcome to the spookiest podcast of the year, where spooky songs are sung and dead spooky podcast hosts are channeled through living spooky podcast hosts... That's right, folks, it's almost Halloween, so time for us to do a vaguely Halloween-themed episode again! On this week's show, Jordan…
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#69: The Large Boom Hypothesis - A Gradual Maddening
Earlier this week, we posted a seemingly-innocent poll. It asked which critically-panned sitcom should we try to marathon, and record our slow descent into madness? Well, The Big Bang Theory was the run-away winner, and the descent was anything but slow. Listen in as James, Jordan, Robbie and Ben...
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#68: Aladdin Caine
My name is Discharge. Funny name for an English podcast, I know. My hosts to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. The plane is a metaphor for our experience recording this week's...
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#67: Get Shrekked, Michael Caine!
This week Team Discharge sets out to explore Youth, and the big questions that surround it: What is Youth, where does Youth go, how do you experience Youth, and what happened in the film Youth starring Michael Caine? An entire podcast all about the idea of youth, and how it slips between your...
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#66: Going to the Boring French Pudding Bollock
normal guys normal podcast Oh my good lord, they've let them do another podcast. And look what they've done as a result. Jordan argues the case for biros in the world's most captivatingly dull debate, Robbie tries to write a sequel to Charlie Bit My Finger, and James has some, shall we say,...
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#65: With Danny Howard and 2 Crude Ducks!
I am a DJ, I am what I play. Can't turn around now, can't turn around. I am a DJ, I am what I play, and what I play is mostly this week's new Verbal Discharge podcast. After last week's spectacular, bumper-length sold-out live show, did you think we'd rest on our laurels? Yeah, so did we. But,...
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#64: Verbal Discharge's One Night Degree LIVE
On Thursday 15th September, you rallied in your hoards to The Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre to enroll in the University of Verbal Discharge. And now, we present, our second live show, in podcast form, for your listening pleasure. Listen back as we attempt to give you the fullest-possible University...
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#63: Little Welsh Riding Hood
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Verbal Discharge, there lived a little podcast... Looks like a little podcast squeezed out of us, no need to look away, it's a perfectly natural process. This week, Robbie tests us on our Welsh, James becomes a frail old lady and Ben speculates over more...
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#62: The 29-Inch Sausage Next Door
Oh come on, did you think a major politician could say he has a 29-inch penis and we wouldn't focus on it? A very Verbal Discharge Friday to you all! The whole team's back together for the first time in almost three months, for your listening pleasure. This week, James attempts to rewrite some...
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#61: No Mime's Sky
Forewarning: There is no comedy in this week's episode of our comedy podcast, but please don't let that put you off. It's a looser show this week, as Verbal Discharge grapples with the big questions. What is comedy? Can you tire of the widest universe? How big a hack is Ricky Gervais? This week,...
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#60: Koala Foreskin Party
It comes bursting through the door. Discharge. It screams at you. You scream back, but it does no good. The Discharge has no ears. Only a mouth, a screaming comedy mouth. You take a deep breath and settle down. There's only one thing for it: You need to listen... So what's going on this week?…
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AUDIOBOOK: Life's a Dog by Jorben Bowen (Read by the cast of Verbal Discharge)
The greatest novelist residing in the living world, Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen, has written a brand new novella. It's a mind-bending thriller about a podcasting dog, with a thickening plot and twists aplenty. And the only place you can access it is here, in audiobook form, on the Verbal...
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#58: The Suicide Olympics
It's the greatest show on Earth, as the world's top specimens gather for a global event that thrills and excites people in every country the world over. That's right, it's another Verbal Discharge podcast! Welcome to the latest Verbal Discharge podcast, definitely live from the 2016 Olympic…
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#57: How to Appoint a New Dischargee
Every week, the Verbal Discharge team produces some comedy and some other stuff. Every week, the Verbal Discharge team slaves tirelessly over a new podcast, like a tireless slave. Most weeks, Verbal Discharge has a team of four, working on new content. This is not one of those weeks. This week…
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#56: A Brexit in the Park
Discharge returns from hiatus, without actually returning to a studio to record in. We spin back into the podcasting circle live from Markeaton Park, Derby, as we try to catch up on a whirlwind few weeks... We're back, and recording an episode outside! This week, James has something to say about...
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#55: Verbal Discharge in the Morning!
Welcome to another installment Verbal Discharge In The Morning, Britain's premiere light entertainment show broadcast before 12PM! This week, The Jam frontman Paul Weller stops by to tell us about his new album My Name is Paul Weller, Gerbal Steinfeld has all the latest from what pundits are...
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EPISODE #54: Euro & Juliet
Hey, nothing went wrong with the recording this week! It's a minor miracle! And just in time for the Euros, the close of voting registration and the 6th anniversary of an average romcom! We're back with relatively little thirst vengeance, as we celebrate the most important week of the year,...
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EPISODE #53: Milking Dust from a Fox's Penis
Hello to anyone listening on iTunes! The show is actually called "Milking Dust from a Fox's P****. Fox's P**** is rapper. A very successful rapper, I can't believe you haven't heard of the ol' StarFox before. So, another week, another studio mishap, but another Discharge. We're all crammed around...
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Four people prove beyond doubt that they have voiced on the world's third-to-most popular radio show not about squid.
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