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Verbal Warning

Just two blokes talking absolute shit—and somehow making perfect sense of it all. New episodes every week. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  1. 46

    That One Time We Ended The Podcast

    This week marks the end of an era.After everything we’ve built together, this is officially the final episode of Verbal Warning… at least as you’ve always known it. Don’t panic though—this isn’t the end of the show. It’s the end of this chapter.In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of our favourite moments, biggest laughs, and unforgettable episodes from the Verbal Warning journey. What started as an idea between mates grew into something we never imagined, and that’s entirely because of everyone who tuned in each week.Things get a little emotional as we say goodbye to the Verbal Warning name, the set, and this version of the podcast. We also talk about what’s next, why we’re making the change, and what the future holds as we begin a brand-new chapter.To everyone who has watched, listened, shared an episode, or supported us in any way—thank you. This isn’t goodbye… it’s simply the end of one era and the beginning of another.Here’s to the memories, and here’s to what’s next.

  2. 45

    The Clarkson Protocol

    This week on Verbal Warning, we kick things off with some exciting upgrades coming to the podcast setup before immediately descending into absolute chaos. We try to answer one of life’s biggest mysteries: why does it feel like people in shopping centres are either walking directly at you… or secretly following you? If you’ve ever found yourself doing the awkward left-right dance with a stranger, this one’s for you.Then the episode takes a more heartfelt turn as we talk about Jeremy Clarkson’s recent health battle and how much Top Gear and The Grand Tour have meant to us over the years. From the ridiculous challenges to the unforgettable road trips, we look back on the moments that made us laugh, why the end of an era hit so hard, and why sometimes it’s perfectly okay for a grown man to have a tear over three blokes driving cars.To wrap things up, we settle one of the dumbest debates we’ve ever had… broccoli versus broccoli. Don’t ask. Just crack a beer, sit back, and enjoy another completely unfiltered episode of Verbal Warning.

  3. 44

    Weather, Women & Wagons

    The boys are back for the unofficial milestone episode — 50.1. This week we tackle the absolute circus that is modern dating and try to figure out how we’ve reached a point where nobody knows what they’re doing anymore. We also dive into Perth’s weird weather and ask the question everyone’s been thinking: what the hell is going on with all this rain?Then comes the debate that could tear friendships apart: would you rather have one McLaren or 1,000 AU Falcons? The answer might shock absolutely nobody.We also touch on a certain someone whose name may or may not rhyme with Donnie Clue, discuss the unspoken rules of servo etiquette, and break down the growing epidemic of people forgetting how to behave in a cinema.As always, there’s plenty of side quests, questionable takes, and complete nonsense along the way. It’s Episode 50.1 of Verbal Warning — slightly more mature than Episode 50, but only by about 0.1%.Grab a beer, settle in, and enjoy the chaos.

  4. 43

    Fifty Shades of Verbal

    Episode 50 is here and it’s absolute chaos from start to finish. This week the boys dive into the bizarre rise of LARP-style content creators and why it feels like the internet is slowly dragging us back to the glory days of 2016 YouTube. From over-the-top characters to questionable online trends, nothing is safe from a Verbal Warning roasting.The lads also take aim at KFC before telling the unbelievable story of Dylan and Tristan driving to four different KFCs after Episode 49, only to abandon the mission completely and end up at Hungry Jack’s instead. A journey that achieved absolutely nothing except wasting fuel and lowering morale.We also uncover a newly discovered fish species that somehow looks like it has a fanny on its face, revisit Dylan’s Friday antics, and witness Dylan’s genuine disbelief after learning Tristan, Ben from America, and Josh somehow made it through life without knowing the Nutbush dance.It’s a milestone Episode 50 packed with internet nonsense, questionable decisions, Australian culture, and the usual amount of verbal warnings. Strap in.

  5. 42

    The Great Perthening

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys kick things off with a rundown of everything that’s gone down over the past week, from weekend adventures to surviving the chaos of the storm that rolled through Perth. Along the way, we dive into the world of TikTok editors, throw around ideas for future podcast segments, and somehow end up breaking into song more than once.We also tackle one of society’s greatest failures: shopping centre etiquette. Why does nobody know which side they’re supposed to walk on? Is there a secret competition to block entire walkways? The investigation continues.Things take a turn when we uncover the truth about Frank Heffley and present overwhelming evidence that he’s secretly a psychopath and potentially the most suspicious father in children’s literature. Josh then finds himself under fire after a shocking act of betrayal, before somehow making things worse by admitting he runs his air conditioner on full cold in the middle of winter like an absolute maniac.A laid-back episode packed with random tangents, questionable theories, unnecessary singing, weather chat, future plans for the show, and the usual Verbal Warning chaos. Strap in.

  6. 41

    The Yapstronaut Protocol

    This week on Verbal Warning Podcast, absolutely nothing important happens… and somehow it still gets out of control. The boys enter The Yapstronaut Protocol — a highly unprofessional experiment involving zero planning, half-finished thoughts, pointless arguments, random stories, and enough side quests to completely forget what the original conversation was about.One minute it’s chilled-out banter, the next it’s full-blown verbal turbulence. No structure, no direction, just pure background-noise excellence from start to finish. Throw this one on, switch your brain off, and join the mission.

  7. 40

    Preserve The Peace 2

    Welcome back to another monthly dose of Preserve The Peace on the Verbal Warning podcast — the one episode where we pretend things are under control for about five minutes before everything completely falls apart. This month the boys dive headfirst into absolute nonsense, talk ridiculous amounts of shit, go off on way too many side quests, and somehow end up deep in a Temu unboxing spiral that nobody was prepared for.From cursed gadgets and fake life-changing inventions to items that should never have made it past production, every package somehow gets worse than the last. Between the chaos, the roasting, and the completely unnecessary arguments, the episode somehow turns into one of the dumbest and funniest Preserve The Peace sessions yet.If you like chaotic conversations, questionable purchases, and the feeling of losing brain cells with friends at 2am, this episode’s for you. Welcome to Verbal Warning.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

  8. 39

    The Popeadox 67 Situation

    This week on the Verbal Warning Podcast the boys somehow manage to turn one conversation into about twelve different conspiracies, arguments, childhood flashbacks and possible government watchlists. We break down Josh’s ongoing “problem” and whether it’s getting out of control, Dylan tells us about his camping trip and the absolute chaos that came with it, and somehow the Pope gets dragged into the legendary 67 meme for reasons nobody can properly explain.From there the conversation completely derails into the brutal reality that apparently the only way to make money in Australia anymore is selling drugs, before diving headfirst into one of the wildest theories yet — Michael Jackson secretly saving kids from Epstein’s island. Is it factual? Probably not. Is it entertaining? Absolutely.To balance out the chaos, we finish things off with a nostalgic trip back through the best childhood shows that raised us, from classic cartoons to absolute Aussie TV staples that every kid grew up watching after school.It’s unfiltered, chaotic, stupidly funny and somehow still one of the deepest episodes yet. Classic Verbal Warning energy from start to finish.

  9. 38

    The Broke Boys Multiverse

    This week on the Verbal Warning podcast, the boys somehow turn one simple conversation into complete chaos. From talking absolute shit for way too long to accidentally planning the future of the channel, this episode’s got a bit of everything. We dive into new content ideas, bigger video aspirations, and where we actually want Verbal Warning to go from here… before immediately derailing into nonsense five minutes later.There’s also a full art segment where creativity meets pure stupidity, questionable talent gets exposed, and somehow everyone becomes a professional critic overnight. On top of that, we make the financially responsible decision to absolutely destroy our wallets on Temu searching for the dumbest, most cursed items possible. Safe to say some purchases should never have been made.Between future plans, cooked ideas, random debates, and the usual unfiltered carry on, this episode feels like the calm before the storm for what’s coming next on Verbal Warning.You’ve been warned.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    Perthageddon: New Blood, Bad Ideas & the Scourge”

    Here’s the text from your notes, word for word:This week on Verbal Warning, the boys find themselves in the middle of a full-blown Perth winter crisis—meaning slightly colder weather, dramatic reactions, and absolutely no one handling it well. What should’ve been a routine episode quickly derails after a flat tire incident that turns into a whole saga, proving once again that simple problems become 10x worse when you add poor planning and overconfidence into the mix.With Josh subbing out and Tristan stepping in, the dynamic shifts in a way no one really expected. There’s a new energy to the episode—partly productive, partly chaotic—as the boys start seriously (and not-so-seriously) talking about the future of Verbal Warning. New team chemistry, new directions, and a flood of ideas for content start getting thrown around—some of them actually solid, others... probably best left in this episode.Of course, it wouldn’t be Verbal Warning without things going completely off track. The conversation drifts into Invincible, where somehow Thragg turns into the ultimate “aura farmer,” standing around like he’s powering up for no reason, while Tristan casually claims survival of the Scourge virus like it’s just another Tuesday. The logic is questionable, the comparisons are worse, but the confidence is at an all-time high.From there, it only gets more scattered—in the best way possible. Upcoming trips get discussed with a mix of excitement and zero real planning, nostalgia flashbacks start hitting out of nowhere, and the boys dig into what kind of videos they actually want to make moving forward. There’s a genuine push to level things up... buried under layers of jokes, side tangents, and borderline distractions.Somewhere in between all that, riding stories come up, skill levels get massively overestimated, and it becomes very clear that decision-making isn’t exactly a strong point this week.It’s a mix of real progression and complete chaos—new ideas, shifting roles, random debates, and moments that somehow feel both pointless and important at the same time. Whether anything actually gets done after this episode is up for debate... but one thing’s certain, it’s never boring.You’ve been warned.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    We Shouldn’t Have Started Singing

    This week on Verbal Warning, things get… surprisingly musical.No big debates, no life-changing revelations—just the boys kicking back, talking absolute nonsense, and somehow turning half the episode into an unofficial singing session. What starts as a chilled hangout quickly spirals into questionable vocals, random song throwbacks, and the kind of confidence you only get when no one asked you to sing in the first place.There’s no real structure here—and that’s exactly the point. It’s raw, it’s loose, and it feels like you’ve just walked into a room where your mates are mid-conversation, mid-laugh, and mid-butchered chorus. Expect off-the-cuff jokes, random tangents, and at least a few moments where someone genuinely thinks they’re hitting a note… and absolutely isn’t.If you’re here for polished content, this probably isn’t your episode. But if you want something easy, chaotic, and weirdly entertaining, this is Verbal Warning at its most natural.Press play, lower your expectations for musical talent, and enjoy the ride.You’ve been warned.

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    Cactus Worship Was a Bad Idea

    We kick things off with Josh casually admitting he’s been sleepwalking like he’s got a second life nobody approved. Not just harmless wandering either—this bloke’s out here acting like a side character in a horror movie while fully unconscious. Naturally, that spirals into “what if he just leaves one night and never comes back?” which somehow feels very possible.Then we dive into the Bus Mystery™—a story that raises more questions than answers and solves exactly none of them. Suspicious behaviour, questionable decisions, and a level of confusion that should honestly be studied.From there, we hit op-shopping, where the boys debate whether it’s treasure hunting or just willingly buying someone else’s bad decisions. Expect strong opinions, questionable fashion takes, and at least one item that should’ve stayed buried.Things take a surprisingly deep turn when we discuss whether we’d actually give our lives to save our friends… which quickly gets derailed by people not trusting each other at all.Josh then attempts “Guess That Song,” which goes about as well as you’d expect—confidence through the roof, accuracy absolutely not.We somehow end up analysing a kookaburra picture like it’s evidence in a court case, introduce the world to “Peeetah” for no clear reason, and debate the phenomenon known only as “rain piss” (don’t ask, just experience it).And to top it all off—cactus worship. Yes, it’s exactly as unhinged as it sounds.No structure, no logic, just chaos.You’ve been warned.

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    The Tristan Multiverse

    This week on Preserve the Peace, we made the bold decision to invite two Tristans onto the same episode… and then immediately lost control of the entire situation. No nicknames, no system, just pure confusion. Every time someone says “Tristan,” both of them answer, no one knows who’s being spoken to, and somehow arguments start for no reason. It’s less of a podcast and more of a social experiment gone wrong.We also get deep into the latest episode of Invincible, where things are heating up as we start the official countdown to the Viltrumite War wrapping up. We break it down like experts for about 30 seconds before it turns into yelling, bad predictions, and one of the Tristans acting like he personally knows the writers.In between all that, it’s just straight chaos—random stories, terrible takes, and conversations that start somewhere normal and end up in places that should probably be studied. At one point, for reasons still unclear, we gave Tristan a full barber shop beard shave mid-episode. No professionalism, no plan, just vibes and questionable technique. If you’ve ever wanted grooming advice from people who shouldn’t be trusted with scissors, this is your moment.We also somehow turned red P’s into a full-blown debate like it’s a national issue, with strong opinions, zero facts, and a shocking amount of confidence. It’s loud, it’s messy, and it absolutely spirals out of control in the best way possible.Honestly, if you can keep track of which Tristan is talking at any given moment, you deserve a prize.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    Built Different… Just Not Better

    Episode 41 is basically us attempting to fix our lives… or at least talking about it like we will. We dive into fitness, weight loss, and the brutal reality of trying to stay consistent when your brain would rather sit on the couch and order food.We get into what actually works, what’s a complete scam, and why “I’ll start Monday” is the biggest lie ever told. From gym struggles to motivation falling off after 3 days, we break down the difference between people who actually get results and people who just keep talking about it (we’ve been both).There’s also plenty of self-exposure—calling ourselves out on bad habits, lack of discipline, and the random moments where everything falls apart for no reason. It’s not a motivational seminar, it’s more like a reality check with a few laughs in between.Naturally, the episode goes completely off the rails multiple times. There’s general shit talk, random side stories, and conversations that somehow go from fitness advice to absolute nonsense in seconds. Standard Verbal Warning behaviour.We also tee up what’s coming next, with Invincible Tristan locked in for the Friday episode. If you’ve listened before, you already know that’s either going to be quality content or an absolute disaster… probably both.If you’re trying to get in shape, stay consistent, or just want to feel better about your own lack of discipline, this episode’s got you covered.Episode [Insert Number] is basically us attempting to fix our lives… or at least talking about it like we will. We dive into fitness, weight loss, and the brutal reality of trying to stay consistent when your brain would rather sit on the couch and order food.We get into what actually works, what’s a complete scam, and why “I’ll start Monday” is the biggest lie ever told. From gym struggles to motivation falling off after 3 days, we break down the difference between people who actually get results and people who just keep talking about it (we’ve been both).There’s also plenty of self-exposure—calling ourselves out on bad habits, lack of discipline, and the random moments where everything falls apart for no reason. It’s not a motivational seminar, it’s more like a reality check with a few laughs in between.Naturally, the episode goes completely off the rails multiple times. There’s general shit talk, random side stories, and conversations that somehow go from fitness advice to absolute nonsense in seconds. Standard Verbal Warning behaviour.We also tee up what’s coming next, with Invincible Tristan locked in for the Friday episode. If you’ve listened before, you already know that’s either going to be quality content or an absolute disaster… probably both.If you’re trying to get in shape, stay consistent, or just want to feel better about your own lack of discipline, this episode’s got you covered.

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    We Defended the Viltrum Empire On Purpose

    This week on Verbal Warning, we kick things off talking music — the kind that hits, the kind that misses, and everything in between. From random tracks to questionable takes, it quickly turns into the usual chaos.Then things take a turn…We somehow end up defending the Viltrum Empire — were they actually that bad, or are we just asking questions no one should be asking?We dive into a Games Spotlight, breaking down what we’ve been playing lately and what’s worth your time (and what’s absolutely not).After that, we throw it back to the golden days with hide and seek stories — the elite hiding spots, the dodgy tactics, and the moments that probably should’ve ended friendships.And just when you think it couldn’t get more cooked… Queensland steps in and somehow labels Two Strong Hearts as hate speech. Yeah… we try to make sense of that one.We wrap things up with some raw reactions, classic back-and-forth, and the kind of chat that only makes sense after a couple of beers.Same chaos. Same nonsense.It’s Verbal Warning.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    Arthur Morgan Would’ve Survived That Cyclone

    This week on Verbal Warning, we’re all over the shop in the best way possible.We kick things off deep in the wild west with a proper dive into Red Dead Redemption 2 — the greatest game ever made or are we just blinded by cowboy delusion? Honour, chaos, and why everyone secretly wants to be Arthur Morgan.From there, things escalate quickly… because once Chuck Norris enters the chat, it’s game over. We break down the most cooked Chuck Norris facts, what’s real, what’s myth, and why the bloke could probably stop the Perth cyclone with a stare.Speaking of chaos — we unpack the cyclone that just ripped through Perth. The wind, the damage, the absolute carry-on… and how Aussies still find a way to laugh through it.We also tackle one of life’s most important social rules:The courtesy wave.Who deserves it? When do you give it? And what happens if you don’t?Meanwhile, Josh has officially entered a new era… with a fresh ear piercing that may or may not change him forever. And Dylan’s upgraded the setup with a new gaming chair — meaning things are getting dangerously professional.It’s chaos, it’s opinions, it’s Verbal Warning.

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    From Goblins to Blackout: The Friday That Died

    This week on Verbal Warning… things get weird, colourful, and slightly cursed.We kick things off with what might be one of the most unexpected purchases in podcast history — The Rainbow Goblins book. What started as a joke quickly turns into a full-blown reading session, as we dive headfirst into the strange, trippy world of goblins, gold, and chaos. Safe to say… this isn’t your average bedtime story.But that’s just the beginning.Friday was supposed to be a massive episode — a “preserve the peace” special featuring our mate Tristan. And look… it did happen… just not in the way anyone planned. Let’s just say things got a little too loose, a little too early, and the whole operation was shut down before it even had a chance to get off the ground. What actually went down? You’ll have to tune in — we’ve dropped some clips from the night, and they tell a story of their own.We also give our honest thoughts on Solo Lime — and yeah… it’s under the microscope. Is it still elite? Or has it lost its touch? We break it down properly.From there, we drift into music chat — the kind that only makes sense on this podcast. From the dark, gritty sounds of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds to the smooth, almost surreal vibes of Masayoshi Takanaka, we somehow connect it all back to goblins, chaos, and whatever this podcast has become.And of course… we couldn’t help ourselves.We read The Rainbow Goblins out loud for you — voices, energy, the whole thing. It’s part storytelling, part fever dream, and somehow still makes more sense than half the stuff we talk about.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    The Rainbow Goblins & The Denmark Incident

    This week on Verbal Warning, things take a strange turn into the world of The Rainbow Goblins… except instead of goblins hunting colours, it feels more like they’ve been hunting the chaos of our lives.Think of this episode like a lost concept album.Side A begins with the strange legend of the Rainbow Goblins — the bizarre children’s story that somehow turns into a deep dive about symbolism, weird art, and how something meant for kids ends up feeling like it was written during a fever dream in the 70s.Then the record scratches…We return to the Denmark incident — the now infamous trip that keeps getting worse the more details come out. The ocean, the chaos, the birthday trip that almost turned into a rescue operation, and the kind of decisions that only make sense when you’re already halfway into the story.Side B gets personal.Dylan opens up about the situation unfolding at home, and let’s just say things aren’t exactly peaceful in the kingdom. From domestic dramas to the kind of life problems you can’t fix with duct tape and a cold beer, the boys try to unpack it the only way they know how — by talking absolute shit and somehow finding meaning in the mess.By the end of the episode, it feels less like a podcast and more like a weird psychedelic album about friendship, bad decisions, and the goblins that show up in real life when things start going sideways.So crack a drink, sit back, and press play.The goblins are listening.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    The Middle East, $2 Fuel & Smelling Like Trouble

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys try to make sense of a world that feels like it’s getting more cooked by the day.We dive into the situation in the Middle East and how conflicts on the other side of the planet somehow end up hitting everyday Australians right in the wallet. Fuel prices are through the roof, everything’s getting more expensive, and we break down why global chaos seems to trickle down to the servo pump.From there the conversation does what it always does… completely derails.Somehow we end up doing cologne testing live on the pod, debating what actually smells good versus what makes you smell like a nightclub bathroom from 2007. Josh reckons he’s found the ultimate scent, Dylan strongly disagrees, and things get unnecessarily competitive.It’s a mix of world events, questionable fragrance advice, and the usual unfiltered chaos that somehow turns into one of the funniest episodes we’ve recorded.If petrol prices keep climbing, we might have to start recording the podcast from the back of a horse instead of the ute.Welcome back to Verbal Warning.

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    Wisdom vs Youth (And the Hunt for Old Josh)

    This week on Verbal Warning, we open the files that probably shouldn’t be opened.We kick things off with the age gap debate between me and Josh — is it wisdom vs youth, or just two blokes at different stages of cooked? Somehow that spirals into a 40-minute deep dive of Dylan and Josh going at it properly… the kind of chat where you forget the mics are even on.We revisit the legend of McLeod’s Daughters and Gabe’s unexpected connection — because apparently rural TV drama still has a chokehold on this podcast.Then things get weird.We break down the Bigfoot situation — including “allocated video” evidence pulled from photos that may or may not prove anything at all. Is it real? Is it cooked? Or are we just too far gone?Important social question of the week:Can you wear jeans to an engagement party?We settle it. Properly.Petrol prices are skyrocketing, and we’re starting to feel like we’re living in Mad Max. If fuel keeps climbing, the ute’s getting traded for a horse.And finally… we ask the real question:Where is the old Josh?Has success changed him?Has responsibility ruined him?Or do we need to bring him back?All that, plus the usual chaos.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    Josh vs The Ocean: Birthday Edition

    This week on the Verbal Warning Podcast, Josh and Dylan take the chaos south with a wild trip to Denmark that almost turned into a real-life survival story. What was meant to be a chilled birthday camp getaway quickly escalated when Josh and a couple of mates got caught in a rip — proving once again that the boys can’t go anywhere without creating absolute content.It’s Josh’s birthday episode, so naturally things get loose. Expect questionable stories, zero safety planning, and the lads attempting to sing Happy Birthday in German (with… mixed success). Between laughs and near-death beach moments, the boys reflect on getting older, bad decisions, and why camping trips always end up more cooked than planned.Meanwhile Dylan dives into a classic “what could’ve been” moment — explaining how he could’ve had an ag science degree by now if he’d stepped out of his comfort zone… but didn’t. A little existential, a lot funny, and very on-brand for the podcast’s usual honesty mixed with chaos.And if that wasn’t enough, Dylan swears he spotted Catman roaming the wild while driving his FG Falcon — because every good Aussie story needs at least one completely unbelievable sighting.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    Violence, Vengeance & Verbal Warning

    This week on Verbal Warning, what starts as a simple story from one of Dylan’s mates quickly spirals into something way bigger than expected. You know those “this happened this afternoon” stories that should’ve stayed casual? Yeah… this wasn’t one of them.From there, things escalate into a full-blown debate that nearly tears the studio apart: John Wick vs The Punisher (TV version). Tactical breakdowns. Gunfight scenarios. Close-quarters chaos. Who actually walks away if there are no rules? We dive into the feats, the mentality, the endurance, and the pure violence of both characters — and the answers aren’t as simple as you think.Of course, it wouldn’t be Verbal Warning without the usual general nonsense, questionable takes, and laughs that probably should’ve been cut (but weren’t). There’s heated arguments, wild hypotheticals, and a moment from this afternoon that genuinely caught us off guard.Precision assassin vs relentless war machine.A mate’s story that escalated fast.And three blokes who probably shouldn’t have microphones.You’ve been warned.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    Conspiracy chat got way to real

    SLAM POETRY!!!A good chat about some of the not so nice people that were in the Epstein files and the usual antics we get up to

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    McLeod’s Daughters Ruined Our Career Plans

    This week on Verbal Warning, we dive headfirst into the iconic Aussie world of McLeod’s Daughters — from station life and shearing sheds to learning what it actually takes to survive on the land.We get weirdly invested in agricultural farming, talk about whether we’d last a single day working a station, and break down what makes the show such a certified Aussie classic. Along the way, the legendary Down Under makes an appearance, setting the mood for peak national pride.Expect stories about farm work, questionable career inspiration, and the usual general shit talk as we bounce between rural dreams and real-world chaos.It’s part nostalgia trip, part farming documentary, and part absolute nonsense — just how we like it.Strap in, legends.Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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    From Ute to AI: Josh Moves Out, We Move In with Grok

    All right, buckle up! In this episode, Josh decides it’s time to flee the nest—maybe he’s running from his cardboard boxes or maybe just from Dylan’s jokes. While he’s loading up the ute, we go on a turbo-charged rant about cars that would make a revhead proud. Then, just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, we befriend Grok, the AI overlord—who may or may not be plotting to replace us. It’s part moving day, part garage chat, and part existential crisis—with laughs all the way!

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    Delayed and down but certainly not out EP 29

    in this episode we talk about some of our past episodes and maybe a couple out of pocket things that were said on them and a list of several other things but most importantly we discuss a small delay in a big surprise we have for you all!!!

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    Crossing the Line (Again)

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys gleefully toe — and probably vault — over every line they can find. Josh and Dylan dive into the latest Logan Paul controversy, unpack some truly questionable dark-humour jokes, and spiral into their usual unhinged general shit talk that only gets worse the longer the mics are on.They also tease some big plans for what they’re filming this Friday — something chaotic, ambitious, and very on-brand. Whatever’s coming, you can bet it won’t be tame.

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    Doozy gets drunk

    This week on Verbal Warning, things get a little… doozy.Dylan absolutely sends it and gets drunk early, setting the tone for a loose, unfiltered episode from the jump. While the beers are flowing, Josh takes a left turn into life chat — big thoughts, real moments, and the kind of conversations that only happen mid-episode when no one planned for them.The boys also break down Summernats, talk about the Verbal Warning Japan Special, and give a proper stand-up tribute for Doozy. Somewhere in between all that is the usual chaos: general shit talk, side tangents, and the kind of nonsense that probably should’ve been cut… but wasn’t.Unstructured. Honest. Cooked.Just how we like it.

  29. 18

    Vineyard saga

    This week on the podcast, we’re kicking off the new year with a bit of vineyard chaos. We went on our first-ever wine tour, and let’s just say Josh got a little too into the tasting. We’ve dubbed it the “Vineyard Saga” (yep, vineyard style), and it’s a wild ride from start to finish.We also chat about what’s going on in Venezuela (with Josh filling me in), give a nod to Vinland Saga Season 3, and then dive into the full story of how our weekend turned into a saga of its own. Picture this: I’m running on three hours of sleep, we’re juggling motorbike rides and club nights, and I end up basically babysitting Josh through his vino-fueled antics at the vineyard.It’s a messy, funny, and very “us” start to the year. Enjoy the chaos!

  30. 17

    AL gets dumber gemini wins

    Verbal Warning is back and this one’s got everything — Christmas carnage, meme wisdom, existential power-ups, and a near-career-ending feud with AI itself.The episode opens with the boys addressing the elephant in the room: their heated argument with Al the AI Guy. Miscommunication, verbal skids, and emotional damage were exchanged — but no AI feelings were permanently harmed in the making of this podcast.From there, they jump straight into Meme Review 2025, dissecting the internet’s most cooked moments from the year like true meme sommeliers. Nothing is sacred, everything is rated, and the cringe is chef-kissed.Next up, the Christmas Recap: eggnog, gifts, fitness delusions, and an absolute breakdown of who peaked hardest over the holidays.But the real twist? One night this week, Dylan snapped into full Majin mindset.Standing in the rain, spiritually powering up like Vegeta, he suddenly unlocked the mentality of:“I actually don’t give a f** anymore.”*The result?More confidence.More aura.Less hesitation.Maximum Mullet-Saiyan energy.And Josh? He was there for it. Supporting it. Shake-and-bake-ing it.It’s not just an episode — it’s character development.Welcome to Verbal Warning.The only podcast brave enough to roast AI, review memes, and go Super Saiyan emotionally, all before New Year’s.

  31. 16

    Merry Christmas special (Holly Jolly Joy)

    This week the boys unwrap their most unhinged Christmas episode yet.Armed with eggnog, questionable decisions, and holiday spirit, Dylan and Josh kick things off by sampling eggnog like seasoned bartenders who absolutely are not seasoned bartenders. Creamy? Yes. Strong? Also yes. A little too festive? Possibly.The lads then dive into present-giving glory — surprise gifts, actual good gifts, and one or two gifts that make you wonder if the receipt was lost on purpose. From mystery boxes to nostalgic throwbacks, the Christmas haul was elite, chaotic, and borderline Super Saiyan.Speaking of Super Saiyan… the boys reveal their 2026 fitness arc: holiday bulk, gym redemption, and goals that would make Vegeta proud. They talk gains, harp on discipline for about 45 seconds, and immediately vow to hit the gym harder than a power skid in a red ute. New year, same idiots, bigger biceps.Christmas lights, protein shakes, and the juice.It’s the Verbal Warning festive special — no rules, no warnings, just vibes.Merry cooked-mas, legends.

  32. 15

    Episode 23.

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys start things off on a serious note, sharing their thoughts on the Bondi tragedy and taking a moment to acknowledge what happened before easing into the episode.From there, it’s business as usual — Dylan and Josh dive head-first into a full debrief of their weekends, unpacking questionable decisions, loose behaviour, and the kind of stories that only seem to happen once the microphones are off… or on.As always, it’s honest chats, dumb laughs, and plenty of chaos as the boys work their way from heavy topics straight back into classic Verbal Warning territory.

  33. 14

    Last Call

    When the clock hits Last Call, the beers are flowing and the filters are off. In this segment, the boys do what they do best — fill their bellies with beer, talk absolute nonsense, and let the conversation drift wherever it wants.This time around, a few too many drinks leads straight into a proper chat about the Verbal Warning Patreon — what it is, why we launched it, and what listeners can expect if they jump in. More content, more behind-the-scenes chaos, and even less editing than usual.No structure. No rules. Just mates, microphones, and the kind of talk that only happens when the pub lights are about to come on.Welcome to Last Call.

  34. 13

    A New Listener Appears

    This week the boys return with a chaotic debrief of their weekends — and things get very Verbal Warning.Dylan kicks things off with the full story of his big Friday night out: making a brand-new mate on Instagram at Paramount, following him straight from the Verbal Warning account like a true ambassador, and plugging the podcast to an entire 21st party all night long. Networking? No. Verbal Working.Josh breaks down what happened on his weekend, because of course he reckons his was just as cooked. From questionable choices to quality yarns, the lads compare notes on who truly lived the most feral life.The boys also chat about launching the official Verbal Warning Patreon — more content, bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes chaos, and a big new surprise dropping this Sunday.Plus a hard-hitting philosophical question:If kids grow up watching anime, can they eventually understand the Japanese audio without subtitles?Dylan and Josh give it a crack… and Al the AI Guy joins in to settle the debate with questionable wisdom.A funny, loose, very on-brand episode you don’t want to miss

  35. 12

    Dad Lore

    Episode 20 goes off the rails fast.The boys crack open some long-buried Dad Lore, debate whether non-binary insurance is the cheat code of adulthood, show off their fresh studio upgrade, and drift into high-grade general shit talk like only Dylan and Josh can.Oh—Dylan’s also bought himself a blues harp, so brace yourself for the most questionable harmonica debut in podcast history.Tune in, buckle up, and send your insurance premiums our condolences.

  36. 11

    My brother!!!!

    in this weeks episode we get a special guest on Josh's brother we talk about all kinds of topics and you might find yourself wondering just how good the WA wave really ishope you enjoy this weeks episode love, Dylan and Josh

  37. 10

    The meaning of life

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys dive straight into cinematic warfare with the long-awaited showdown: Shaun of the Dead vs Dune. One’s got zombies and Cornettos, the other’s got sand and spice — but only one can walk out victorious, and Josh and Dylan are brutally honest about the results.From there, the chaos kicks off as the boys unpack the legendary night Rodrick managed to throw a “fire party”… without a single drop of alcohol. How? Why? Should it even count as a party? The answers are as cooked as the story itself.The nostalgia continues with a trip back into Super Mario 2, the weirdest fever-dream entry in the franchise, and somehow it all ties perfectly into Dylan revealing the moment he snapped his brother’s Nintendo DS clean in half — a tale of rage, guilt, sibling warfare, and pure DS-era chaos.It’s a rollercoaster of movies, memories, parties gone wrong, and classic Verbal Warning idiocy.Tune in for laughs, yarns, and the usual questionable life choices.

  38. 9

    Spice Zombies and the Juice

    This week on Verbal Warning, Josh and Dylan detour straight into madness as Dylan unloads his latest rant about Sora 2, Kingdom Hearts lore, and why every sequel feels like it was written during a fever dream. Meanwhile, Josh cops a fine that spirals into a full forensic investigation of Aussie road rules, speed cameras, and why the universe refuses to let him live in peace.But it doesn’t stop there—because the boys also discover the pure cinematic sorcery of D-Box seats, and somehow morph that into a discussion about Back to the Future, alternate timelines, and what their lives would look like if they could time-travel back to stop Josh from making just one stupid decision.It’s chaotic, nerdy, and aggressively off-topic—exactly the way a Verbal Warning episode should be.Strap in, because this one shakes harder than a D-Box chair on max settings.

  39. 8

    Cursed episode 16 (AA)

    The boys kick off the episode by unveiling the brand-new Verbal Warning stickers, immediately arguing about which one looks the most “feral in a good way.” From there, the night spirals into a full-blown debate about the perfect movie trilogy, and somehow Josh and Dylan manage to compare Kung Fu Panda to John Wick with a straight face.They break down the greatest sets of three ever made — • Christian Bale’s Batman • The Hangover (which hits too close to home) • Rush Hour • Planet of the Apes • Guardians of the Galaxy • How to Train Your Dragon • Cars • Iron Man • Back to the Future • John Wick— until they reach the undisputed king: The Cornetto Trilogy, crowned as Australia’s unofficial cultural heritage.But that’s only the sober part of the episode.From there it becomes chaos: • Dylan recounts Halloween weekend antics involving a spooky blow-up costume and a McRib that “changed his life” • Josh has a full emotional breakdown over his microphone dramas, claiming it’s “sabotage from the audio gods” • The boys attempt to explain Super Mario 2 as if it’s a fever dream (it is) • And everything somehow devolves into a cursed tangent about the phrase “All roads lead to Rome”, which Dylan swears is connected to the Alice in Wonderland rabbitBy the end, Josh is convinced he’s fallen into a multiverse, Dylan is yelling about pandas knowing kung fu, and the studio has the same energy as a pub at 3am after a UFC card.It’s cinematic.It’s cursed.It’s chaotic.It’s Verbal Warning.

  40. 7

    The McRib Goblin & Other Halloween Nightmares

    This week on Verbal Warning, Dylan takes a day off and somehow ends up in a full Norman Osborn meltdown while hunting down a McRib like it’s cursed treasure. He also delivers a legendary Joey Diaz–style speech that leaves Josh questioning reality itself.The boys break down why the EB on the street is sitting lower than Dylan’s patience, take a detour roasting a neo-nazi group, and unleash a Telstra rant so intense it could raise the dead.Josh talks about heading to a rodeo, both of them hit the shops for costumes, and the lads learn how to crack a whip — with wildly mixed results.Plus: a spooky Halloween story, Dylan’s estate speeding rant, and a discussion on why Nintendo peak sounds might actually be the soundtrack to the afterlife.Lock your doors, grab a pumpkin, and buckle in — it’s chaos, comedy, and Halloween mayhem on Verbal Warning. 🎃👻🕸️

  41. 6

    The McRib Goblin & Other Halloween Nightmares

    This week on Verbal Warning, Dylan takes a day off and somehow ends up in a full Norman Osborn meltdown while hunting down a McRib like it’s cursed treasure. He also delivers a legendary Joey Diaz–style speech that leaves Josh questioning reality itself.The boys break down why the EB on the street is sitting lower than Dylan’s patience, take a detour roasting a neo-nazi group, and unleash a Telstra rant so intense it could raise the dead.Josh talks about heading to a rodeo, both of them hit the shops for costumes, and the lads learn how to crack a whip — with wildly mixed results.Plus: a spooky Halloween story, Dylan’s estate speeding rant, and a discussion on why Nintendo peak sounds might actually be the soundtrack to the afterlife.Lock your doors, grab a pumpkin, and buckle in — it’s chaos, comedy, and Halloween mayhem on Verbal Warning.

  42. 5

    Pussyless but powerful

    This week on Verbal Warning, the boys go full chaos mode — starting with the mysterious Big Lez statue and ending on death row with a plate of last meals. In between, we somehow debate if gays are technically virgins, argue whether an EB Fairmont could outrun a T-Rex, and decide which guns could actually stop the dinos in Jurassic Park. Plus, Yellowstone accidentally makes the perfect ad for RAM, and we try to hum the Star Wars “New Hope” theme without getting sued.Tune in for another week of questionable science, classic Aussie tangents, and certified brain rot — only on Verbal Warning.

  43. 4

    Chilled out rant about sora and hell

    this week we rant about sora hassam streamer for electrocuting his dog characters roulette as per every episode bit of a chill episode for you guys hope you all enjoy see yous same time next week-Josh and Dylan

  44. 3

    Speed cameras and new friends

    in this weeks episode we talk about the new ai speed cameras and meeting new friends home work and the AFL bounce and a whole lot more questionable things hope you guys enjoy see you"s same time next week.-Josh and Dylan

  45. 2

    The set got an upgrade

    on this weeks episode the set got an upgrade we got shit talk up first and the new wolverine game ps5 exclusive and all new impressions roulette let us know how we did hope you guys enjoy tune in next week same time and day.-Josh and Dylan

  46. 1

    Episode we haven't been cancelled yet

    Donald Trump Autistic?, Motorbike riding and review, Bloody Bunnings, And fancy new segment impressions roulete (needs improvement)Thank you for listening and watchingJosh and Dylan

  47. 0

    Ranting about set design and politics

    This episode we talk about some politics and our future visions for the podcast set as well as some jokes that may or may not get you written up at work-Josh and Dylan

  48. -1

    The Birthday special

    on this episode this week is Dylan's birthday soo he has a couple of drink's we got a mixer so bare with us on audio difficulty's public confessions returns this week the punishment is a prank call hope you guys enjoy -Josh and Dylan

  49. -2

    That one time the pod got weird

    todays episode got weird me and josh start a fitness journey doom scrolling and a new segment called public confessionswe hope you enjoy this weeks episode see you's in the next one -Dylan and Josh

  50. -3

    Our most questionable episode yet

    we talk about ice cubes crippling debt the jumpers jump podcast how Americans make a cup of tea Ai videos and how they are taking over . a new form of dating is hitting the world our newest segment the scary story segment .also one other thing is the boxing talk today hope you ladies and blokes enjoyVERBAL WARRNING-Josh and Dylan

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Just two blokes talking absolute shit—and somehow making perfect sense of it all. New episodes every week. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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