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Very Real Tournament
by Nick Potter
A Comedy Battlecast where your hosts Nick, Joey, Collin, and Corey take Pop Culture Characters that have no business fighting each other, and clash them together in a fight to the death! Join them every other Monday as they dissect characters, dunk on bad movies, and find very intricate ways to take down your favorite characters, while the winner gets a spot in The Very Real Tournament!
Episodes
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VRT Fives Out: The Dugan Region - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 75)
Here we are ladies and gentlemen: the final episode of Very Real Tournament. For the Finale, the boys are taking you on one last wild ride as they decide the winner of the fifth and final Tournament. We love and appreciate all of our fans. We're going to miss making this podcast for you. We hope...
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VRT Fives Out: The Jeremy Region - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 74)
It's time once again for the Very Real Tournament Tournament to commence! To celebrate our number one fan, we've named the Regions after him! This week the Boys tackle The Jeremy Region, which has competitors will power levels that are all over the map. Some own vast amounts of property and have...
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VR Troopers vs The Masked Rider vs The Big Bad Beetleborgs - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 73)
This week on V-Card T, the boys finally give Joey everything he ever wanted, but at a great cost to himself. They all sat down and watched hours of these Power Rangers ripoffs so that he finally had someone to talk to about them. Who will come out on top? The teen trio with the annoying talking...
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The Umbrella Academy vs The Seven - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 72)
This week on VRT, the Boys are trying to bring their references and content up to the current day, so get out of here old movies from 10+ years ago! The teens want to talk about stuff that's current, not what old fogeys like Corey are into. They've also decided to break their sacred vow to keep...
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Mad Max vs Max Payne - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 71)
This week the VRT Boys are taking everything to the MAX as Mad Max and his Pursuit Special take on Max Payne and his excruciatingly slow dives. Which of these "insane" widowers will get the upper hand in the gas less apocalypse that we're currently careening toward? Also, will Nick be able to...
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Cats and Dogs vs G-Force - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 70)
This week on VRT, the Boys are diving back into the dumpster once again to discuss the battle between two stupid top-secret organizations. The highly trained, but normal(but their mouths move and they speak English to each other?) Dogs from Cats and Dogs and the highly trained, but normal (but…
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Daniel Plainview vs Bill The Butcher - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 69)
This week on VRT, the boys have set up a fight between two of the most unlikely charcters to ever enter the tournament! Renowned actor Daniel Day Lewis is battling himself this week as both Bill "The Butcher" Cutting from Gangs of New York and Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood. And let's…
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Assassins Creed vs Prince of Persia - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 68)
It's finally time for the Re-Tournament! The Boys have been brought back together after several months of not having to watch any bad movies to watch some bad movies and discuss the battle between two jump master supremes. Michael Fassbenders Callum Lynch/Angular DeNerd is emerging from some CGI...
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What Did You Eat Today? - Banned From Skyline Chili
This Week the boys didn't eat a whole lot since they're too busy being good diet boys, but they've still got stuff going on: Nick's body is going through some major changes, revenge is being exacted on Joey and Collin did not spend his day preparing for the podcast. Important Talking Points:...
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What Did You Eat Today? - Kroger Krimes
This week we all learn new things as we discuss what we ate. Things like: how carb measurement in pickles is rigged, how many different types of bones are in your soup and how much Collin is willing to give up if he doesn't start his day with a hot beverage. Important talking points: Butler...
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What Did You Eat Today? - A Fistful of Peanut Butter
WHAT'S UP ALL YOU HUNGRY MOTHERF***ERS ITS YA BOIS AND WE BACK AT IT AGAIN, AND GUESS WHAT WE ATE SOME S**T TODAY. Don't worry though (I know you were) we're gonna tell you about it. Not only that we're gonna give you a recipe for a new snack, and maybe how to scam a co-worker?!? and as per usual...
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What Did You Eat Today? - Sad Samplers
On whatever day this was in their eating history, Joey has his very soul put on the line, Collin fails to stop overeating and Nick misses bagels. Important talking points: Hungry MFers, Eating those kids lunches, The Mayonnaise Flan Bagel, Orange Juice Pranks Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook:...
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What Did You Eat Today? - Loose Dogs
This episode turns in to a heated battle between Joey and Nick on a very, very important subject: Is it cool to eat Hot Dogs on a plate without buns? Important talking points: Dj Riga-Joey, Hot Dog Straw, Drink Scamming, Ghost Quiznos, A Bowl of P. Rolls Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook:...
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What Did You Eat Today? - Nick's Bad Habit
On this episode on What did you eat today? The boys dissect Butlers eating habits. They also invent a brand new food. Important talking points: Getting Noteys, Butlers Food Pyramid, Slawsa, Dippin' Sammies Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram:...
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What Did You Eat Today? - Soup Shots
Its a blast from the past this week as we go way back in VRT history for this episode of What Did You Eat Today? Our streamer friend Jude Salmon sat in to tell us about what he ate...on whatever day this was several years ago. Also, get ready to hear voice that you may not be accustomed to any...
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What Did You Eat Today?
Welcome to What Did You Eat Today, our practice/warm up podcast we would do with guests or many moons ago when we weren’t the podcasting gods we are now. It may be somewhat of a wild ride because we never thought these would see the light of day. This one we had our good friend Colby Ballowe join...
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Mulan vs Moana - Very Real Tournament - (Ep. 67)
This week on VRT the boys don't care about the changing release dates of major motion pictures that share a thematic element with the episode they're doing despite that being the whole point of them doing the episode, they're talking Mulan vs Moana anyway! This will be the last episode of season…
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Sonic vs Magneto - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 66)
The wait is over, Season 5 is here! To kick off the new season, the Boys took a field trip to the theater to see the new Sonic movie and...the trip kind of went off the rails for some of the boys. But that's not important, what is important is that Sonic is taking on the Omega Level Mutant…
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VRT 4 Life: Chili Shots Region - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 65)
This week the boys wade through all the goo of the Chili Shots Region so that another VRT champion can be crowned. Important talking points: Having a Diet-logue, Xeno-lady, Book Two: Goo, Becoming Butterflives, Batmaang Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/...
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VRT 4 Life: Jim DiGiorno Region - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 64
It's Tournament Time again, babies! The Boys kick things off in the Jim Digiorno Region with Elsa aka Snoooow...ke taking on The Night King and Jim West with his giant robo-spider and goofball sidekick fighting Walker Texas Ranger and his more scary sidekick, Leatherface. Important talking…
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Aang vs Goku - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 63)
On the season 4 Finale of VRT the boys try their best to stay positive as they wade through possibly the worst movies they've ever had to watch for this podcast. Aang from M. Night Shayamalan's exposition-fest The Last Airbender and Goku from the "film" Dragonball Evolution are going to throw…
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Elsa vs Kylo Ren - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 62)
On this weeks episode of VRT, we've finally sold out. We've joined the Disney machine, talking about two of their biggest modern characters: Kylo Ren from Star Wars and Elsa from Frozen. Put on a pair of your Highest Pants and do some Adam Driver Impressions with us! Also, you're going to want to...
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Timecop vs Looper - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 61)
It's TIME for a new episode of VRT! This week a certain Time Cop will be trying to make a Time Arrest on a Certain Time Criminal, a real doesn't-look-like-Bruce Willis-at-all-type of Time Criminal. Also, the Boys read a piece of TIME SENSITIVE mail. Important talking points: Joeys Charity…
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Ripley vs Ridley - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 60)
On this weeks episode of VRT, we're shooting for the stars, and when we get there, there's gonna be some shooting happening in those stars. Super bad ass Ellen Ripley is fighting another type of Alien, that dastardly space pirate himself: Ridley, the main Antagonist from the classic video game...
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The Last Samurai vs The Last Action Hero - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 59)
This weeks Episode of VRT has a real sense of finality to it as two men represent their respective dying breeds in the Very Real Tournament. The Last Action Hero and The Last Samurai will do battle to see which of the Last Boys will become the Last Man Standing (No, not Tim Allen. Never Tim…
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Walker Texas Ranger vs The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 58)
We know that we’re a smidge late for Halloween, but if you want to squeeze one last scare in, we’re talking Walker Texas Ranger vs Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre! And sure the fight is spooky, but not nearly as spooky as whatever Joey has become… Important talking points: Official State...
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Jim West vs Deadshot - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 57)
On this weeks episode of VRT, we "accidentally" rip off a large chunk of the premise of the new Will Smith feature film "Gemini Man." That's right, a younger Will Smith wearing a cowboy hat is fighting an older Will Smith wearing wrist guns. Also, there's a dark pizza conspiracy that you guys…
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The Dark Knight vs The Night King - Very Real Tournament (Ep. 56)
Season 4 is here, gang! We're kicking it off by putting our new Co-host Corey Music through a job interview while simultaneously talking about how a hero whose only rule is to not kill his super interesting rogues gallery would defeat a vague and boring unkillable monster. Important talking…
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MINISODE: Season 4 and NEW Podcast Announcement
The VRT Boys sit down to tell you a little bit about the new season of Very Real Tournament, and their NEW Podcast Very Real Talk! Be sure to listen to get those sweet deets.
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Episode 55: VRT 3D - Finale
In the Season 3 Finale, the winner of VRT 3D is decided, but at what cost? #seeyouspacebutler Important talking points: Employee Review, Hitch & The Hitches, Coach Carter’s School for Fancy Boys, Introspective XXX, Ghostride the WHIP, The Year 3008, Reading Sucks Website: www.vrtcast.com…
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Episode 54: VRT 3D - I'm Something of a Region Myself
In this weeks episode of VRT, the boys are NECK DEEP in this Tournament. And sometimes when you get this far into a journey, it's time to look inward and ask yourself one question: Do you ENJOY drinking Coors Light or are you just THE BEST at it? Important talking points: We’re Hacks, Bat…
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Episode 53: VRT 3D - The SLJ Corner
Four Samuel L Jackson’s in, one Samuel L. Jackson out. Does anything else really need to be said? Important talking points: Sky beams vs. wiping your butt, S.H.E.I.L.D. Recruitment Booth, Rapping about the Mole People, Getting ghost dunked on, The World Jackson Council Website: www.vrtcast.com...
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Episode 52: VRT 3D - The Xander Zone
We dive straight into the Xander Zone this week. While we dial back the Magic, Dr. Pepper and Japanese girls. We dial the amount of Vin Diesel up to 100, because how could we not? If xXx taught us anything it’s that Vin Diesel is THE BEST. Important Talking Points: Homeless Apl.de.ap, Calorie...
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Episode 51: VRT 3D - The Unlimited Region
The 3rd Very Real Tournament Tournament kicks off this week and it is... a lot. Lots of Magic, lots of delicious Dr. Pepper and a of five at America’s Sweethearts: The Black Eyed Peas. Important Talking Points: Ninja Turtle Pizza Prank, VRTEUPU, Surprisingly Cheap Concert Tickets, The Dr. Pepper...
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Episode 50: 50 Cent vs Harvey Dent (Two-Face)
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go Harvey Can he be trusted? We gon’ hope that he can be trusted We talkin bout Ferrari, but can Harvey be trusted? And you know it’s about what’s fair BUT CAN HE BE TRUSTED?! You can find me in the stoodz, podcastin’ with my dudes Homie I got the Light if you into…
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Episode 49: Van Helsing vs Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Remember that one time Wolverine fought Vampires with Underworld Lady and Frankenstein’s Monster? Vaguely? Alright...Well you definitely remember reading in school about how our 16th President proclaimed emancipation, addressed Gettysburg, and fought Vampires, right? You don’t? Man you probably...
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Episode 48: V vs xXx
This week on VRT, the ONLY thing that you need to know is that Vin Diesel HAS SEX. A LOT. Trust us, he desperately wants you to know that. Important talking points: Very Valid Vendetta, Bad Nostalgia, You ever shot a toilet?, The Things Vin Diesel does for his Country, Remember, Remember....TO…
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Episode 47: Steel vs Real Steel
This week Butler Daddy is out again, so we brought back self proclaimed “TMNT Expert” Bryan Stroud. We tricked him into watching a movie about Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots, but it’s really a movie about Hugh Jackman being the worst dad on the planet. Meanwhile, the other boys got the watch Shaquille...
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Episode 46: The Incredibles vs The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
This week on Very Real Tournament we put the best Fantastic Four movie, The Incredibles, against just one of the worst movies in general...The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen AKA LXG, AKA Sean Connery’s last film role, and after watching this movie we can see why. Important talking points…
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Episode 45: 30 Knights vs 30 Days of Night
The debate gets heated in this weeks episode of VRT as the Boys discuss the battle between time traveling "Knights" and Vampires that are absolutely terrible at drinking blood properly. At the end of this battle will it be "Night Time" or "Knight Time"?...
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Episode 44: Deadpool vs Pikachu
This week the Gang welcomes back Daddy Butler with a Ryan Reynolds off, yet somehow end up talking a lot about The Black Eyed Peas. What’s your favorite Black Eyed Peas album? Who’s you favorite Pea? And why is it Will. I. Am? Is it because of his role in the hit film X-men Origins: Wolverine...
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Episode 43: Sailor Moon vs Sailors
Last time on VRT! Butler continued to have a baby so the V Fighters bring on their cousin, but he did a bad thing. He suggested a fight way too good to pass up, forcing Joey to watch way too much Anime in a short period of time. Has Joey reached his breaking point? Will their be enough jokes to...
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Episode 42: Hellboy vs Constantine
On this weeks VRT, our good friend Corey Music returns to the podcast to talk about the fight between two guys that want absolutely no interest in taking their rightful place in Hell. Whether that's going down there to hang out with all the people that...
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Episode 41: Samuel L. Jackson FFA
With Samuel L. Jackson Month coming to a close the VRT boys decide to have a Foursome...a Four Way....a ménage à quatre?.....They take 4 different SLJs and bang them together!? Oh man, I’m not going to be able to get away from it...I’m just gonna go. Important talking points: SLJ Trivia Finals, a...
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Episode 40: Mace Windu Vs Afro Samurai
As Samuel L. Jackson month continues on VRT, the boys shift their focus to SLJ's sword fight-iest roles. One being a man who does not like to grant the rank of Jedi Master to just anyone, the other, a man who lets his sword and ghost friend(?) do most of his talking for him. Mace Windu and Afro...
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Episode 39: Shaft vs The Octopus
“Who's the black mad scientist, that has eight of everything, even chicks?” “Octopus?!” “You're damn right?” “Who is the mobster that would only risk his neck for the blood of Heracles, man?” “Uhhh Octopus?” “I guess?” “Who's the Nazi/Samurai that has vague superhuman abilities and creates danger...
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Episode 39: Frozone Vs Nick Fury
“Honey? Where’s that Super Spy?” “What?” “Where! Is! That! Super! Spy!” “Why do you need to know?!” “Because this weeks Very Real Tournament is Frozone vs. Nick Fury!” “Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off, We've been planning this dinner for two months! “YOU TELL ME WHERE THAT SPY IS WOMAN!”...
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Episode 37: The One Vs 300
This weeks episode of VRT gets extra manly extra fast. Jet Li and his favorite 2000's Alt-Rock bands are coming after every single one of those ripped-bois from Sparta. Who's life will get cut into pieces? And will it be their Last Resort? Let's just say that the bodies will be hitting the floor…
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Episode 36: Jumper (Hayden Christensen) vs Push (Chris Evans)
Welcome to Very REEL Tournament, get it? Like a Film Reel? Anyway this week the VRT boys sink their teeth into some mid 2000s garbage and take turns ranting about these trash fires. But don’t worry there’s a fight in there somewhere. Important talking points: Collin’s College Corner, Now this is...
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Episode 35: Predator Vs Robocop
Season 3 is here! We're starting the season by going back, Back to the fu....80's. We're throwing two 80's action icons at each other to see which one can out 80's the other. Important talking points: The ZodiZak Killer, Joey's Pizza Corner: Nursing home edition, The Dicktaker, Directive #4...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A Comedy Battlecast where your hosts Nick, Joey, Collin, and Corey take Pop Culture Characters that have no business fighting each other, and clash them together in a fight to the death! Join them every other Monday as they dissect characters, dunk on bad movies, and find very intricate ways to take down your favorite characters, while the winner gets a spot in The Very Real Tournament!
HOSTED BY
Nick Potter
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A Comedy Battlecast where your hosts Nick, Joey, Collin, and Corey take Pop Culture Characters that have no business fighting each other, and clash them together in a fight to the death! Join them every other Monday as they dissect characters, dunk on bad movies, and find very intricate ways to...
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