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Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you.Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

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Episodes

  1. BONUS: Content Sewer #1

    We're watching Netflix originals now. The first one is about "The Ridiculous 6" Find us wherever you download your Podcasts, we'll be under Content Sewer.

  2. Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

    Alternate Title: The Long Road to Nowhere This one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

  3. The Last Goonies Weekend (The Goonies)

    Alternate Title: Goodbye from The Goondocks. It's our last one for awhile. We watched The Goonies, which is one everyone knows about.

  4. The Van Morrison (The Van)

    Alternate Title: Chipper Chef We watched The Van because it's St. Partick's Day, I guess.

  5. Chinese Zodiac Killer (Tampopo)

    Alternate Title: In Love With The Ramen Women. This one's a Japanese movie about ramen. It's a rich bouquet, bold and inspiring.

  6. Takin' Names (Streets of Fire)

    Alternate Title: Punchin' Dames We watched a movie called Streets of Fire, and oh boy, were those streets aflame.

  7. No Entertainment Found (No Holds Barred)

    Alternate Title: Hulk The Ripper. We watched a movie that Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon did a bunch of cocaine and then rewrote in a hotel room. Someone decided to call it "No Holds Barred" despite all the punching.

  8. Helicopter Violence (Runaway Train)

    Alternate Title: Clitpiercer. We watched Runaway Train. There's a train.

  9. New Years, New Beefs (The Thing)

    Alternate Title: Brimley Binge For the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing. The year of the KvLT begins.

  10. Grinch Squad (Tokyo Godfathers)

    Alternate Title: Ho Ho Hobos. We cheated and watched something outside the wheelhouse this week. It's Tokyo Godfathers and it's great.

  11. GREMMO (Gremlins)

    Alternate Title: Baby Yoda Prototype. We watched a true Christmas Classis this week - it's Gremlins. It's got everything, and if you don't like it, then you're a buttface.

  12. Big Booty Ho Ho Ho (Silent Night, Deadly Night 2)

    Alternate Title: Clap Your Eyebrows, Say "Garbage Day!" We watched a sequel to a thing we watched last Chanukah season. This one is Silent Night, Deadly Nigh 2 and it tricked us into thinking we enjoyed the first one.

  13. Dinah Fire (Invasion U.S.A)

    Alternate Title: Livin' in an X-Mas Town! We watched another Chuck Norris movie and we wish we didn't. Some Russians or something invade on Christmas or something... we think.

  14. Teegra's Thiccy (Fire and Ice)

    Alternate Title: I Dream of Fighting Dinosaur! We watched an adult centric animated feature, Fire and Ice. It's an Heavy Metal album come to life. There's no Batman, though - don't event suggest it.

  15. BONUS: It Came From VHS KvLT

    This a peak are our new Podcast: It Came From VHS KvLT. Do we ramble too much on the movie Podcast? Do you want the ramble without the required viewing? It's out first ramble-only Pod. Topics Include: Our Top Westerns The Bonze Age Collapse Barack Obama's a criminal and he wrote a book about it...

  16. Dudes Rock (Once Upon a Time in America)

    Alternate Title: Let's Hear It For The Boys! We watched another Italian guy's movie, this one is kinda of famous - we think.

  17. Election Mystery (Clue)

    Alternate Title: Cluedo We watched Clue this week and talked election nonsense. Join us... or else.

  18. Horny For Guns (The Killer)

    Alternate Title: Gun Party Tonight. We watched John Woo's The Killer. There's guns and doves and slow motion melodrama. It's great.

  19. Halloweenier (Trick or Treat)

    Alternate Title: Samhain Spooktacular! No, not the 2007 one... Not that one from 1982 either! You wish. No, true torture awaits you this years. It's 1986 and the music is so hot you worship the devil about it.

  20. Thriller 2 (The Midnight Hour)

    Alternate Title: Summer Soundtrack. We watched a made-for-TV joint this week. They call it the Midnight Hour. It's got LeVar Burton.

  21. Tubi Presents... (C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD)

    Alternate Title: A Zombie Halloween. We're chugging along toward Halloween. This week it's C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD. It's zombie time at the KvLT, apparently.

  22. Tim Burton The Hack (Beetlejucice)

    Alternate Title: Drinkin' your own bootyjuice. For spooky season, we watched another Tim Burton movie. This one has less Batman. It's Beetlejuice time.

  23. H8 da living, Luv da dead (Return of the Living Dead Part II)

    Alternate Title: When the Dead Come Dancing. It's spooky season so we watched a zombie one. This week it was Return of the Living Dead Part II.

  24. Argento Does it Again (Suspiria)

    Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Does Nothing. We say "ciao" to Italy with "Suspiria", Dario Argento's movie about the horrors of dance. Newt week, we say hola to spooky season.

  25. Ribs Inside a Girl (The Beyond)

    Alternate Title: This isn't The Money Pit! We're still strolling through Italy, this week it's The Beyond by Lucio Fulci. See Louisiana through Italian eyes.

  26. Catholic Ass (The Church)

    Alternate Title: An Investigation of Gothic Architecture. Our month abroad continues with The Church (La Chiesa), Most of it takes place in a church.

  27. Tenet Premiere, Berlin (Demons)

    Alternate Title: Matinee of the Dead. In September, we're taking a tour of Italy. This one's about Demons... Dèmoni... Demônio. No zombies here.

  28. 100 Years, 100 Episodes (Day of the Dead)

    Alternate Title: America in 2021. We watched George Romero's magnum opus, Day of the Dead. It's great. It's got zombies. It's probably not the future...

  29. Apocalypse Yesterday (Castle in the Sky)

    Alternate Title: Old Man Yells at Sky Castle. We watched a Hayao Miyazaki flick. Some call it Lupita, but it's Castle in the Sky.

  30. Pizza À Portuguesa (Mystic Pizza)

    Alternate Title: The Gals of Autumn. We watched out first Julia Roberts movie, and now that's all we're watching. This one's about Mystic Pizza.

  31. The First of the Gang to Die (Ernest Goes to Camp)

    Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Goes to Ernest. We watched Ernest Goes to Camp and it's not the first movie of my childhood to die a boring death.

  32. Fingerbangin' (Dirty Dancing)

    Alternate Title: A Season for Dance. We watched Dirty Dancing. We don't put Baby in a corner.

  33. Yell at a World That's Falling Apart (Tourist Trap)

    Alternate Title: A Plastic Life. We watched Tourist Trap this week. There's a lot of life lessons in this one.

  34. Body Horror (Stand by Me)

    Alternate Title: Rob Riener presents Stephen King's The Body We watched Stand By Me this week. It hols up now and forever. Maybe -- Probably.

  35. Born on the 7th of July (Cemetery Man)

    Alternate Title: Life in The Globe. Dellamorte Dellamore is a better title than Cemetery Man, we all agree on that. Whatever you want to call it, we watch it this week.

  36. Knight is Dark, Walk On (Batman 1989)

    Alternate Title: Too Long in Gotham. We watched Tim Burton's Batman. There's also a lot of talking about the comic books too. Is this our longest episode? We don't keep track.

  37. Lost Hillbillys (Near Dark)

    Alternate Title: The Vampire Who Couldn't Tell Time. We watched Near Dark, which some might say should be named Near Sunrise. This one's a Kathryn Bigelow thing, she's made a bunch of movies you probably know about, and this might be one of them.

  38. Endless Bummer (Surf Nazis Must Die)

    Alternate Title: Nazi Pet Sounds. We watch Surf Nazis Must Die which is technically a movie and technically about surf Nazis dying so I guess they got us there.

  39. Abolish The Police (Do The Right Thing)

    Alternate Title: Abolish The Polizza. We watched a Spike Lee joint. Kyle claims it's been on the list for months. Though he should have no worries, how can this movie still be relevant 30 years later?

  40. All Camp Counselors Are Bastards (Friday The 13th)

    Alternate Title: Put The Wood Ax to Bed. We watched Friday the 13th. The first one, and maybe the last one we watch for this Podcast.

  41. Is This Happy Days? (Hairspray)

    Alternate Title: No, this is Dirty Dancing. We watched another from that crazy cat, John Waters. It's Hairspray this time, but the good one. Sorry if you like the musical, we both know you're wrong.

  42. Bonnie and Clyde, but with money (Heathers)

    Alternate Title: Humdrum Bonnie and Clyde. We watched a movie called Heathers. It's proto-Mean Girls but it's got Christian Slater... you've been warned.

  43. Fear of Bleak Planet (Repo Man)

    Alternate Title: Harry Dean's a Mean Machine. We watched 1984's Repo Man. It's got Emilio. It's Alien. It almost had the greatest of all-time.

  44. Predatory Moans (Predator)

    Alternate Title: Jungle Juicing. We might have gotten too drunk and watched the Predator. We're gonna find out how weird this one is together.

  45. Metal Cans In The Air (Heavy Metal)

    Alternate Title: Drunkin' Loves. We had too much to drink and watched Heavy Metal. That's all I have to say about that.

  46. Regular Cop (Violent Cop)

    Alternate Title: Not So Super Cop. We watched the Violent Cop about a violent cop. It's got violence and cops.

  47. You Can Drink a Little Bit of Blood (Rock 'n' Roll High School)

    Alternate Title: It's Like a Poem. We watched that Ramones classic featuring The Ramones. It's Rock 'n' Roll High School time.

  48. Skinwalk Among Us (Wofen)

    Alternate Title: Luke Skinwalker Ranch. We watched Wolfen. It's about werewolves, or voodoo, or skinwalkers, or nothing at all...

  49. Better Dead Than Living Red (Night of the Living Dead)

    Alternate Title: You Got Quarantined In Here With Us. We watched the remake of the Night of the Living Dead. No, not that one, the 1990s one; the one with Tony Todd... Candyman. **This one has some sound issues that should be fixed next time. We blame Zoom or anyone besides ourselves*

  50. Shin'ya Gets It In (Tetsuo: The Iron Man)

    Alternate Title: TETSUOOO! We watched that movie what-about metal men, Tetsuo: The Iron Man. If you're looking for an escape in our trying times -- look elsewhere.

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Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you.Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

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