PODCAST · sports
Virtual Ball Boys
by Team Chaos Productions
We’re a couple of football nerds who would never dare play the sport we can’t stop talking about.
Episodes
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2026 Week 6: No One Knows How To Play
We recap a lot of absurd finishes to games, and a bizarre yet fun episode of Survivor. Plus, Week 6 picks!
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2026 Week 5: Grave Digging
We bury some teams this episode, along with the usual stuff!!
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2026 Week 4: Maye Be Bad
We recap a wild Week 3, pick games for Week 4, and talk the opening episode of Survivor 51.
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2026 Week 3: Drabby Birds
We talk about the Falcons being bad, the Chiefs being *sigh* good, and the Bears getting John Maddened or whatever. Then, we pick our Zero Teams for the year, draft Survivor 51 players, and predict outcomes for Week 3.
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2026 Week 2: Stubborn Melted Cheese
We talk at length about the Packers not doing anything to prevent their circumstance, and about the Giants not really being likable despite being an interesting dark horse for the playoffs.
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2026 Week 1: We Are So Back
Week 1!!! What's gonna happen????
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Survivor 50 Recap Finale: It's What We Expected
It's what we expected, and that's not a bad thing!
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 12: Final Scenarios
We run through what we think the finale will look like as well as give praise to Cirie and Rick on great runs!
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 11: Disgustingly Delightful
A great episode with a odd twist and a weirdly complaining Joe.
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 10: Saved By The Flip
Boy, this season almost got really bad huh!
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 9: Fallon Farce
We didn't mention it, but it was really funny when Christian got really mad at Jimmy Fallon for this twist.
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 8: Double Double Double
Sorry for the late upload, we talk about an episode that included duos, doubles, pairs, couples, and all that jazz.
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 7: Powered By Haikus
It seemed like Coach was running the show, but does anyone take him seriously?
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 6: Bloody Demerge
We returned to this well and tacked on a third elim, huh?
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 5: The Rise of Rizzgod
Rizo wants you to know he respects strong, independent women. And its working for him!
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 4: Jeans Don't Fit Right
So sorry for the audio, but hey, if there was one to miss, it's this one!
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 3: All Swapped Up
Hey, we got a swap! Also, Jeff rapped for some reason but we don't talk about it for some reason on the podcast, but I do want it noted, for the record, that Jeff Probst threw down a zesty beat. Thank you for your time.
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 2: Oopsie Poopsie
Christian is #1 in the power rankings, but he embodies #2 in this episode. Plus, we talk a lot about Joe and Rick!
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 1: Rivalry Reignited
Ozzy and Coach pick up where they left off, Rick and Christian's bromance, and Aubry's odd approach to Genevieve among many discussed on this pod!
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Survivor 50 Recap Episode 0: Come On In
Matt and Chris do a draft and begin the journey of Survivor 50!!
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Super Bowl LX Recap: Smell's Like Seattle Spirit
Congrats Seahawks! Also, stay tuned later this week for the first of a new series of episodes *eye emoji*
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Super Bowl LX: Remember The Dinosaurs
They didn't know why the sun was gone (Also, happy commercial draft day!)
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2025 Super Bowl Bye Week: Sports Fashion Opinions
Apologies for the weird audio balancing in this one!
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2025 Conference Championships: Oh No Buffalo
Also, MIKE MCCARTHY IS BACK???
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2025 Divisional Weekend: Always More Halves
You just gotta Bear-lieve
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2025 Wild Card Weekend: Our Hardest Pick To Date
We love the Bills and Jaguars.
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2025 Week 18: Everything Is Funny
The NFL is a mess. College Football is a mess.
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2025 Week 17: WeiRd
Hey, don't perpetuate crappy stereotypes against Jewish people for your own touchdown celebration!! And if you apologize for your antisemitism, don't do it through an organization known for supporting a nation committing genocide!! Also, don't get into physical confrontations with fans!! They may...
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2025 Week 16: Dynasty Down
Famous last words, but the Chiefs seem to be done for a little while!
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2025 Week 15: Bowling Time
Time to go back to college!
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2025 Week 14: What Are The Broncos
Time to re-rank!
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2025 Week 13: Filled With Thanks
Also we talk about muppets for a very long time
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2025 Week 12: Bear Up
First place in the NFC North, for now!
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2025 Week 11: Bye-an Daboll
Don't worry, I hate me too for that title.
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2025 Week 10: Midseason Special
Oh and trades happened.
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2025 Week 9: Marge Simpson Knows Ball
The Simpsons predicted the future again, and we resurrect some teams
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2025 Week 8: Blue Blew It
The New York Football Giants
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2025 Week 7: Calla-can't
Who will join the ranks of the fired?
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2025 Week 6: We Know The Best Team
You heard that right.
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2025 Week 5: Nobody Wins
Tie tie tie tie
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2025 Week 4: Dough
Wisconsin makes Matt mad
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2025 Week 2: Patooie
We talk chaotic games, YouTubers, and spit. Then we pick games for Week 2!
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2025 Week 1: Hungry For Football
Chris and Matt are hungy and just want some ball (no please wait, come back)
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2025 Offseason: Meh
We pick out the different offseason story lines that we enjoy the most, and got a quick visit from Chet Avery!
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Super Bowl LIX Recap: Epic
listen to epic by jorge rivera-herrans and cast https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3sdEH7HfFE3d4xry5RnnLr
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Super Bowl LIX Preview: 2025 Commercial Draft
It's almost over, thank god
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2024 Pro Bowl: Sayonara Wild Hearts
wild hearts never die
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2024 Conference Championships: Going Dark
why does football pain
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2024 Divisional Round: Boston Rob
the traitors is good
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