Vlixx Podcast

It’s time for SitCOMS! What is the best ever? The guys play the elimination game until there is one standing. Who will be the winner? Do you agree? What’s your favorite of all time? What did we forget? Answer in the comments and get ready to argue with the guys of Vlixx Podcast!

It’s a Princess Brawl at Vlixx! In this episode, the guys go over some of the happenings in Ukraine and talk about the upcoming spin-off cop movie, “Putie and the Don.” Then, it’s trivia time and the guys exhibit their movie-quote knowledge. How many can you get right? Finally, it’s a princess bar bash as the guys pit Disney princesses against each other in a knock-down, drag-out bar fight tournament. Who is the greatest princess of them all? Break a bottle and settle in with the Vlixx Podcast!

It’s Sex and Violence at Vlixx. In one of our favorite episodes, the guys open with a semi-serious talk about Putin, Ukraine and the possibility of yet another war. After the break (26:30), the guys get down and dirty in possibly the most hilarious episode to date when they read the finalists for worst-sex-writing-of-the-year award. Then, if that wasn’t enough,the guys play a game of dirty “would you rather…”. This is not an episode of children (none of them are)! Hold onto your hat for this one and we dare you not to laugh with the guys at Vlixx Podcast!

Uh oh, the guys sink their mitts into Bitcoin, cryptocurrency in general and NFT’s. Do you think crypto is legitimate? If you’ve ever wanted to understand what it’s about and how crypto started, this episode does well to fill us all in. After the break, the guys participate in the animal insults around the world game and do quite poorly. Things mean different things in different places and it will throw you off, for sure. Dig in and learn a few things with the merry band of idiots at Vlixx Podcast!

The guys hit the big 80! If the biggest jerk in the world was found, what would his first name be? The guys tackle the question and decide on his first name. What do you think it is? Next, the guys do casting for the MCU when they take it upon themselves to cast 20 X-Men characters? Who do you think should play Wolverine, Professor X and the rest in an upcoming feature film? Do you dare re-cast Deadpool? Find out and get your google ready because a lot of these actors are unknown to the layman but not our merry band of idiots.

In this serious episode, the guys get a little heated when speaking about the Oxford High School shooting (just 40-minutes away from podcast location) and society inaction. There are a few rants to be had and possible solutions are given. After things cool down, and in hopes of lightening the mood, the guys are presented with a list of strange city names and do their best to guess which state they are in. Can you guess the winner?

Episode 78: After dealing with a few technical difficulties, the guys contemplate how much traffic they would get if they changed the name of the podcast and the results are sad. And then, finally, the food trip comes to a close. Now you know all of the worst and best foods of these United States. Eat hearty, my friends.

Can Weekend at Bernies work as a podcast? Will the guys ever make it to episode 777 (God, help us all) and who is the body suit guy? Some or none of these questions will be answered on this episode of the Vlixx podcast. Also, Part 3 of our food trip through the United States continues. What is the nastiest food in this episode and will the guys eat it?

Best start to a show ever? We think so. This is the adult cartoon episode, where the guys rank their favorite adult primetime cartoons and give a few of their worst. Who has the worst taste in cartoons? Best? Do you agree? In the second segment, our food trip continues through the United States. How many things would you try?

What kind of person mocks a child? This lady apparently. The guys grind through a couple of morons in the news and, in the second segment, begin their trip through the worst foods in America. How many would you eat? Surprisingly, the guys would try the majority.

The four fools are back again! This time we go off on air fryers and the sadness of restaurant chains. In part two, the guys try to figure out the meaning behind old timey insults and we all act like Snollygosters doing it. In the final segment, the trolley game is played and bad decisions are made.

When you wish upon a star you get the most wonderful thing so far. The MF Vlixx Podcast! On this episode you get to hear us talk about the Mouse! Yep that guy. We go over our favorite CGI and regular animated Disney movies and what ones are the worst! So sit back, relax, make some dinner and listen to 4 dudes who like princess movies! It's the Vlixx Podcast Episode 72!!!

Is Lasagna a cake? Technically it is, but we talk about it. Why because we can. What else would we talk about than deep questions like this. Plus we talk about some really old words and what they mean.

Well after our 2020 Pandemic Break we finally all got back together in the Ken Dungeon and recorded ourselves talking. Was this our world record break? Obviously it was, other than the 38 years before we did a Podcast to begin with... but why do world records even matter? Who cares... some people do. Jonathan has the world record for telling Pete he is a chump and a putz. Pete holds the world record for most days off being a jerk in a row, a feat that no one will ever attempt to take over. So take an hour or so and listen to us ramble on and welcome back to the Vlixx Podcast!

What will we talk about today? We don't remember so join us and listen along as we explore the world with the Vlixx Podcast Crew! Seriously we don't remember what we talked about so just listen.

Welcome to episode 68 of the Vlixx Podcast! We are still doing the social distance thing and we are still alive, so we got that going for us. One of us had to take their second Covid-19 test. Can you guess who it is? (Don’t worry, he passed.) This episode is about remakes. Movie remakes, that is. The guys give their top 3 (or more) movies that need to be remade, should never be remade, or need a sequel. Do you agree with their choices? Next, Jonathan takes us on a horrific trip through pain killers of the past. How many would you try? Ken continues his list of the best sandwiches of the U.S. centering on the Midwest. (I can vouch for Michigan’s.) Finally, Jonathan hits us with some awesome shower thoughts. Take a load off with another episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

Here we go again from quarantine. The guys are counting down the days til they can get back into the studio. Will you all wear your masks so it can happen? This Vlixx Podcast Episode features the last 5 weird villains from Pete profiling evil-doers such as “The Big Wheel,” “SnowFlame,” and the dreaded “Codpiece.” Next, Jonathan brings us a list of movie-villains that should have been the heroes. The guys agree, disagree and agree to disagree. Ken continues his quest for the perfect sandwich and brings us part one of the best sandwiches in each U. S. State. (This episode covers the great Northeast.) It rounds up with some great Shower Thoughts. Enjoy your pandemic with this episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

We sound like Robots as we podcast from home still. COVID-19 is on a warpath... but we find fun in talking about the food we will have to make in the near future that just sounds awful. And then Pete plays a movie game with us and Jonathan really sucks at it. Well, here we are again. As cases continue to skyrocket, the Vlixx Podcast guys have decided to do yet another remote. In this episode, Jonathan throws some strange recipes at the guys and the guys throw them back...but weirder. (Ken's recipe for the Perfect Salad is a masterpiece.) Next, the guys flex their pop culture movie knowledge as they compete on the 90s movie theme show hosted by Pete. Who will emerge victorious? Jonathan, Ken or Danen? Find out on this crazy episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

The Whatever-But-It’s-Not-Covid episode The quarantine has been lifted but the guys are still remote. In this episode, nobody mentions Covid-19 and everyone is better for it. Instead, the talk is of Hollywood (methinks we are missing new movies). Jonathan brings up some Hollywood myths that everyone believes thanks to special effects. Then Pete quizzes the guys on some of the largest Hollywood flops. And, since the first quiz went so well, the guys undergo a fascinating facts history quiz. (The guys know their stuff.) Relax and take your mind off of 2020 with the latest episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

It’s another Vlixx Podcast from the vault! It starts with a discussion on the best John Candy and Steve Martin movie. What’s yours? Next, it’s all about bacon. Is there something these guys won’t try when it comes to that succulent pig? The final section concerns public indecency and the folly of A. I. An interesting Shower Thoughts segment winds down the time. Thanks for listening to the Vlixx Podcast. Sit back and listen to a few wild and crazy guys!

It’s another quarantine episode of the Vlixx Podcast! First, yes Jonathan's audio channel is very low. Sorry about that, this is a live and learn situation with new tech he kinda sucks at. The guys are still going strong in their quarantines and they can’t figure out how stupid people truly are. Why is there still no plan? Lansing Capitol protester signs are reviewed and Ken breaks down more COVID facts. Pete then reads some more terrible writing and Danen is all ranted out. Join us in your isolation for another episode!

Welcome to a very special quarantine episode of the Vlixx Podcast! The guys, through remote access, practice social distancing. What are they doing during quarantine? How are you doing? The episode starts with an in-depth discussion of the assholes attempting to get rich during the pandemic. Ken goes right into the immorality of COVID profiteering. Then the guys switch gears and discover 20 artifacts hidden in the Vatican’s vaults (50:00). At 1:30:00, Jonathan brings up the most deranged toilet ever and is hated for it. The episode ends with some pretty nifty Shower Thoughts (1:37:00). The Vlixxers hope you are being safe and healthy during this pandemic. Keep your eyes on the goal and we will all pull through. Thanks for listening.

Welcome to an extremely engaging episode of the Vlixx Podcast. The episode starts with the guys playing a game of “If You Had To” that ends with a satisfying twist as they take their answers and fashion interesting (and hilarious) backstories. (The back stories start at the 42:00 mark but how they get there is worth it.) At 50:00, Ken brings up a list of historical events that Hollywood won’t touch...but the Vlixx guys definitely will. The show rounds out with the most frightening thing about wasps and where to find the strangest butthole. If you only listen to one full episode make this the one. It’s one of the best!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Vlixx Podcast begins with the pilot episode of The Nixon Show with special guest The Pope! (NSFW for most of this one). At 10:00, Common Misconceptions with Jay Bo schools the guys and at 38:00 the pilot episode of Live Nudes leaves the guys feeling dirty. At 48:00, a very special episode of Ken’s Concern talks about adultery. The show ends with Shower Thoughts and Vlixx News Quips. Let us know if you would like to hear more of The Nixon Show, Common Misconceptions or Live Nudes!

It’s a pretty concise Vlixx Podcast. First, the guys learn how Jonathan is like Jeffrey Dahmer. Then, Jonathan tells us a story about how Ken saved him from getting stabbed. Next, Jonathan presents theories about alien life and the guys chime in with their beliefs. At 1:00:00, the guys delve into music plagiarism. What is it and how ridiculous has it gotten? Examples are dissected. At 1:40:00, Ken voices concern about the Coronavirus and how everyone is being foolish. Have a great time listening to episode 59 of the Vlixx Podcast!

Winter hit lower Michigan! The guys have a brief discussion about what would happen if we were stuck in a loop like Bill Murray in Groundhog’s Day. In honor of Subaru’s new vehicle name, the Vlixx dudes go over a list of the worst product names ever! (NSFW. These names are really bad and will be considered poor taste). Next, is the first edition of “Words with Ken” and the guys do poorly. Then, welcome to “Danen’s Rant” where he speaks about lazy writing in Anime. The show ends with a great “Week in the News.” Welcome to the Vlixx Podcast!

We start this crazy episode talking about Paltrow’s strange Goop website. What insane product did she just come out with? At the 22:00 mark, we look back at all the stuff that happened last decade part 2! Then we talk about the music from the past decade, what we like and what we think of the actual hits. (Ken’s pronunciation of Ke$ha is worth it). Relive the decade with the Vlixx Podcast!

Welcome to the first Vlixx Podcast of 2020! The guys start the decade off by talking about all the crazy stuff that happened in the last one. To be honest, some of the stuff that comes up, we couldn’t believe happened last decade. (It was a really long decade, okay?) At the 50:00 mark, we talk about the worst movies of the decade. What were the very worst movies according to Pete? At 1:40:00, we top it all off on a positive note with our conversation of the very best movies of the decade. Relax and listen to the guys form their standard outlandish opinions on this episode of The Vlixx Podcast!

On this episode of the Vlixx Podcast, the guys talk about a man whose DNA was changed completely by a bone marrow transplant and what that may mean for science. At 24:00, we learn what the first reality show was, before the guys move into their list of New Year’s Resolutions to avoid. Because the other guys pressed him, at 48:00 Pete goes into a rant about the Star Wars (not the “The Rise of Skywalker” so no spoilers). Finally, at 1:00:00 the Vlixx Podcast pores over the list of New Year’s Resolutions you should attempt. It’s the end of the year at Vlixx Podcast. We wish you all a great 2020 at the Vlixx Podcast!

This extremely random episode of Vlixx Podcast starts by answering the question, “If a perfect clone of you was created, would it truly be you?” At the 13:00, mark the guys talk about the company buying “.org” and the ramifications of such. Next, at 24:50, a segment all the Podcasters looks forward to begins when the guys read the bad sex writing nominee excerpts! (Tons of Fun). At 41:00, Pyramid schemes are the topic of discussion. Which one of the Vlixxers have been involved in one? Jonathan forces the group to play of game of, “Does it Fart or Not?” (We are classy.) It all winds up with 20 brutal truths about life. Thanks for listening to a really fun episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

Did you know that just about anything can come in a can? The guys look at some pretty disgusting things such as canned hamburgers, chickens, bread and more. Then, they severely question humanity. At 48:00, FOMO is discussed and someone almost gets a nasty special delivery. What about weddings are millennials killing now and then comes a couple of Vlixx Quips. The guys referee some historical figure battles at the 1:40:00 mark. Drift away with the randomness of the Vlixx Podcast!

The Vlixx Podcasters had so much fun with the villain battle last week that the guys decided to become comic book villains. Pete, Ken, Danen and Jonathan all gain super powers...and random, weird super downsides. (What in the hell is butter-crack? And who does it affect?) After our villains are named, we decide on the name of our super-villain group. Look out Avengers, here comes the Vlixx Podcast!

It’s the villain royal rumble. In this episode the guys pit fictional villains against each other in a battle to the death tournament style. The only rules are that the best argument for victory is declared the winner. Find out who is the greatest villain out of 32 diabolical figures including: Sinestro, Shredder, Voldemort, the T-1000, Skeletor, Magneto, Hans Gruber, Freddy Kruger, the Wicked Witch of the West, Darth Vader, Cobra Commander, Thanos and more! Who will be the Vlixx Podcast’s greatest villain?

We all begin this episode with an emphasis on pants because generally Jonathan doesn’t wear any. After we clear that up we look at some off-the-wall gifts for the holidays. What do you get for someone who already has everything? In the next segment, we talk about kids. How many is too many? 44? After our break we get into a brief discussion about our favorite actors then we answer the question of the week, are we truly free? Later, Pete and Jonathan tell the longest stories ever and we get into a conversation about places we traveled to that surprised us. Here it is. A late holiday episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

It’s the outer limits at this week’s Vlixx Podcast! The guys talk about space, the universe and everything. But first, are we living in the middle of a black hole? Did the world really end in 2012 and Ken gets into the book of revelations. At the 1:00:00, we blow our little minds with some astonishing space facts brought to us from Jonathan, the technical wizard. Join us as we navigate the cosmos in this edition of the Vlixx Podcast!

The weirdness begins immediately with this one. We start with a conversation about Corporal Frog Duck and move into some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. At 16:00, we talk about the demise of the big box stores. Is it a good thing? Then, find out what a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling candy bar is at 40:40. At 50:00, we find out how much a butt load truly is (It’s quite a bit). A church in UK wants to ban kitchen knives for being to dangerous at 1:07 and at 1:25 Ken tells the group what a “Polphin” is. WTF? Finally, at 1:40, we give you some Vlixx quips. Good luck with this episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready for episode 48 of the Vlixx Podcast! The podcast begins with part 2 of weird super heroes, where Pete presents a weird super hero to the group and they guys make up powers and origins. At 31:00, the guys discuss what happens when a CEO gives each employee at least $70,000 a year. At 46:00, Ken presents unique vacation places that no longer exist. (Those boomers ruin everything). Finally, at 1:16:00, the guys ask the questions, “What is the world’s happiest song?” All the insanity is right here on the Vlixx Podcast!

It’s the crazy episode 47 of the Vlixx Podcast! At the beginning, Ken gives us his definition of love and we ask the question if people actually object at weddings. Is it just a movie thing? At the 9:45 mark Jonathan tells us the value of the world’s most expensive panties. Who they belong to is extremely strange. At the 27:20 mark the guys get into a discussion about weird superheroes. Pete gives the group the name of obscure super heroes and the guys make up their powers and origin story on the spot! At the 51:00 mark, we answer the question, “What is the best movie trilogy or series of all time?” Finally, at the 1:39:00 mark, we end the show with some new Vlixx News Quips. Wow, this is a good one. Enjoy!

In this very strange episode of Vlixx Podcast, the magical Kirby stands in for Danen while he is off at the carnival with Nixon. The cast starts with a dilemma, Ken has to officiate a wedding and he wants to know what love is? The guys (and Kirby) don't much help, Jonathan summons his inner Plato while Pete milks the spiritual cow. At the 26-minute mark, the group gets into some in-depth discussion about some myths that we were all taught as children that are completely untrue. The debate rages until 1:11:00, when some very dirty Vlixx Quips begin. Waste your precious time with us at Vlixx!

Here we are at episode 45 of the Vlixx Podcast! It starts with one of Pete's most underrated horror movies and then answer the question "why are people so stupid?" (8:50) At 19:00, begins the NFL Mascot tournament, where the guys pit mascots against each other in a fight to the death. Who tops the tournament? Next, the Russian brothers start arguing about goat cheese for some reason (1:20:00) and then comes the weekly news quips. It's a crazy one this week at Vlixx!

Hello. You have found your way to episode 44 of the Vlixx Podcast. (You definitely took a wrong turn somewhere.) This episode starts, when Squire Jonathan gets a few tickets to the local strip clubs. At the 5-minute mark Pete goes off on Popeye’s chicken. At the 18:00 mark we all find out who Danen’s favorite people are and at 22:00, what’s in Ken’s shadow box. Jonathan wows us with a world-wide bacterial conspiracy theory at 30:00. Most of us disagree (but it’s possible). The worst super hero team is mentioned starting at 47:45 and at the 55:00 mark we get into a conversation about all the negativity out there. How culpable is the news in keeping us all depressed? It’s the normal all-over-the-place, absurdity that you have come to enjoy. Here’s episode 44!

It’s episode 43(b?) of the Vlixx Podcast! In this randy episode the guys ponder that if Dr. Stephen Strange lives at 177A Bleeker Street, who lives at 177B? And, do they like living with Dr. Strange as a neighbor? Then at the 8:00 mark, Jonathan brings up the Disney monopoly and the guys go back and forth about what constitutes a monopoly and why Jonathan is still a lowly squire. The conversation really gets going at 12:30 when the guys answer the question, “are we really free?” and “what is freedom porn?” Finally, we wind up the show, starting at the 51:00 mark, with a discussion on the items that we buy that have got to be brand name. It gets a bit wily. Enjoy!

Episode 42 of the Vlixx Podcast is here! First the guys knock your socks off when they take a Cosmo Quiz designed to test their aptitude as boyfriend material. Who is the most eligible bachelor? Is it the all-knowing Ken? The walking contradiction, Jonathan? Or Danen the quiet love assassin? (It’s certainly not Pete…is it?) Afterwards, things get a little garbled as an unknown technical glitch speeds up the recording. We’re posting it anyways because the last segment was so much fun! Take a listen!

This very special episode of the Vlixx Podcast begins with a strangely serious conversation about gun control, racism and white supremacy. We are all frustrated and we vent a bit about the situation. Some deep points and feelings come to the surface as we take a mostly non-political look at the subjects. In the next segment (1:04:00), the guys take "The Manly Quiz" to find out who is the most manly. The least manly dude will not surprise you. Finally, the podcast ends with Newsweek Quips (1:27:00) bringing you this week's nuttiest news stories on the internets! The Vlixx Podcast is "Back From Vacation!"

This week we talk about the epic that was Chernobyl. We compare the series to what really happened and Jonathan brings up something that happened in the United States that was almost worse (hint: it’s not three-mile island although that also sucked). In Segment two, we talk briefly about the media blowing everything way out of proportion. It’s the most ridiculous thing ever!! In our final segment, we talk about the sport we all played as children, Dodgeball. We all loved it (cus we’re dicks) and Pete tells us the funniest thing he has ever seen on the court. Bonus: what’s “Butts Up!” and why did Pete play it. All this and more on the Vlixx Podcast!

This week it’s all about the Marvel movies. The guys look at the last ten years and decide whether the Marvel movies were truly worth a damn. Next, the best Marvel movie is revealed via a round-robin elimination event. Danen and Ken game the system and the number one movie ends up being a bit of a surprise. In segment two the guys examine friendship (ahh, isn’t it cute) and come up with the six rules of identifying a true friend (complete with a secret and strange seventh bonus rule). Here it comes! You can try but you can’t stop the Vlixx Podcast!

Welcome to the Vlixx Podcast, where we download all of the things! In this episode, we talk about Napster and the file sharing revolution (we were all there at the beginning.) Find out who the biggest pirate of us all is? What’s up with the Mona Lisa and why is it freaking everyone out? We have a nice long talk about the new generation of music listeners and then we talk about the history of sound. What the hell is a phonautograph? The guys expose themselves on this episode of the Vlixx Podcast. Aargh, Matey! A pirate we shall be!

Does this podcast offend you? No? It will. The guys discuss the whole notion of taking offense and we find out which one of the guys has the thinnest skin. Pete tries to keep the entire podcast dong free, fails. We discuss the most selfish woman in the world and find out there is a whole industry built around people like her and this causes us all to take offense. Finally, we wrap up with a visit from our favorite super hero, Florida Man, and we lay him to rest once and for all. How easily are you offended? Find out on this episode of the Vlixx Podcast!

Welcome to the Vlixx Game of Thrones Special. The guys talk about all things G.O.T. What did they love? Hate? Really Hate? Questions are pondered, answered and wondered about. In segment two, Ken conjures up some historical characters and the rest of the guys try to guess who their G.O.T counterparts are. Pete does terribly. Then, finally in segment 3, the guys go over a list of the television series with the worst endings and come up with a few of their own. Find out which of the guys survives the episode to ascend to the Vlixx Throne in this edition of the Vlixx Podcast! (Spoiler: It's not Danen)

The guys go into a lengthy discussion about male sexual enhancement. Should this be a thing? Who would in the group would do it? The talk is both deep and meaty. In the next segment, we go through a list of totally over-rated movie series. What do we think of Avengers? What other series do we talk about? And in our final segment, we talk about the Australian way of getting rid of cats and the biggest con of all time. Here we go again, get ready for a an extremely raucous episode of the Vlixx Podcast!