Vodka, Sofa & Lies

Lisa & Dan talk Jason Derulo's massive eggplant and how it's rocked the CATS! world and instagram alike, plus they preview the upcoming reality shows of 2020 like Fat Amy's Pooch Perfect, Nikki Webster's backyard Dance Moms illegal adaption and My Kitchen Rules spices things up in the kitchen with an unsolicited sex tape!

It's 2019 and Flume eats ASS! Lisa & Dan discuss at length Flume's Burning Man butthole meal and praise this representation in the media. Casey Donovan's Catfish pilot has been cancelled, so what's next? They are also left reeling after watching the trailer to Channel Seven's new reality series 'The Real Dirty Dancing' and have some strong thoughts and questions about WTF it actually is.

Lisa & Dan break down everything VMAs and ask why so many YouTubers they hate are attending. Red carpet fashion is questioned and they pose the question, why is Bebe Rexha here again? Also John Travolta's award mistake is a MUST recap.

Shock announcement that Cyrell from Married At First Sight and Eden from Love Island are expecting a baby! Lisa & Dan check in with Survivor Australia and chat who they think is going to win and who they still want to bone. PLUS - competition winner time if you entered!

Wow wow wow, the 'Dog C*nt' comment that rocked the nation. Lisa & Dan unpack The Bachelor Australia so far and breakdown this iconic moment in reality tv history. Be warned there is no sensor and the phrase 'dog c*nt' is uttered from the outset and throughout.

Lisa & Dan have gone on yet another excursion to see Lindsay Lohan herself at The Masked Singer Australia taping. They both have been shook by Armie Hammer's son sucking daddy's toes and this MUST be addressed. Lisa & Dan also can not contain their excitement for upcoming Lifetime movies based on Wendy Williams & Operation Varsity Blues (when Lori Loughlin & Felicity Huffman got arrested!).

Lisa & Dan are frothing for the new season of Survivor Australia. They breakdown their first impressions of the new batch of hopefuls. Dan takes real issue with visor guy and Lisa mourns the loss of the contestant she wanted to hate all the way to the end. Also Jonathan LaPaglia's arms, we mean, come on!

Lisa & Dan have finally landed a reality tv sensation, Alisha Aitken-Radburn (Bachelor In Paradise) joins the pod for a special episode where they find out about sex on the show, awkward run ins and just general horniness. They also cover Lindsay Lohan's judge appointment for The Masked Singer Australia and Lisa has some dirt on some aussie celeb drama at a Lion King screening.

The who's WHO of Australian night of nights, The Logies was on this week, so Dan & Lisa discuss all the red carpet drama surrounding the Married At First Sight Australia cast and ask why David Koch is inserting himself in this narrative. Why is Erin McNaught an orange sherbert and we revisit Lincoln Lewis' catfish trauma.

Lisa & Dan have watched The Hills: New Beginnings and they are in love with Speidi's generous wine pours and Mischa Barton's low register. Australia is shook from the news the Big Brother house has been burnt down and for some reason they also have to address Ricki-Lee's toenail.

Lisa & Dan thirst over the new Bachelor Australia promo and unpack how damn fine Matt Agnew is now looking. Their favourite show Survivor Australia is coming back and contestant & Olympic gold medalist, Stephen Bradbury and Lisa have had a previous encounter that they delve into. Love Island UK is all shaved assholes and hot bodies but what do Dan and Lisa make of it all? Listen now.

Lisa & Dan are shocked to see Taylor Swift & Marilyn Manson standing side by side. Dan breaks down (literally) explaining to Lisa that Vanderpump is leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and they chat Queer Eye's Antoni's drag makeover which turns into a quite frank conversation about sexuality. *Disclaimer - there is a little mic issue this ep, apologies*

Lisa & Dan chat Channel Ten's Pilot Week and how excited they are for future trash telelvison including Roxy Jacenko's reality series and Casey Donovan at the helm of Australia's own Catfish series. They also touch on the mess that is the Logies and why is Guy Pearce up against Alf of Home and Away?

Lisa & Dan are on the field for a very special episodes where they both journeyed to Luna Park to watch a taping of Australia's Got Talent and lived to tell the tale. Observations include Manu Feildel's big sleaze energy, some Ricki Lee acting they didn't see coming and ask the question, what is poor Nicole Scherzinger doing here?

Lisa & Dan are joined by entertainment reporter, Wade Sellers, to chat everything trash from this week in pop culture. They deep dive into the #FreeBritney movement, and discuss the never ending Paris Hilton and LiLo feud. They ask why is Jack Vidgen back in our lives while also breaking down the YouTube beauty community's latest feud between James Charles and Tati.

Lisa & Dan have MANY thoughts on all the lewks the celebs served at this year's Met Gala. They thirst over Harry Styles, discuss Lindsay Lohan coming for Zendaya's outfit and ask the question, why wasn't Khloe Kardashian invited?

Lisa & Dan have watched Lego Masters and it's not sitting right with them one bit! They have also been shocked by Taylor Swift's return to the spotlight with ME! Equally shocking is the lineup of judges for the new season of Australia's Got Talent and Lisa & Dan have some ideas of their own for a new panel.

Bahcelor In Paradise Australia has kicked off and Lisa & Dan have some thoughts about who has entered the competition. They relive the Married at First Sight finale and Lisa details what went down at the party where she was rubbing shoulders with the MAFs cast.

Lisa & Dan dip back into MAFs to chat Ines Basic's wild court appearance and Jess' pregnancy rumours. Mel B admitted Geri and her boned during Spice Girls days so they unpack that hot goss. They also check back in with Ricki Lee to see how her A Satr Is Born tour is shaping up *spoiler* she doesn't speak French!

The new Bachelor Australia suitor has been revealed so Lisa & Dan are ranking all previous bachelors by hotness/their thirst levels. The story of the year so far, Desperate Housewives' Felicity Huffman and Fuller House's Lori Loughlin arrested for bribing Ivy leage schools, so that whole saga is broken down. Plus the Dina award this week goes to a city that has lost it's mind over a film filming on their humble streets.

Lisa & Dan MUST talk about the Khloe Kardashian, Jordyn Woods, Tristan Thompson cheating scandal or they'll be cancelled. Scheana Shay (Vanderpump Rules) is horny for d-list Australian reality d*ck, Justin Lacko. Also remember when Paris Hilton & Rob Mills dated, they do. Finally the tongue punch heard around the world, Pete Davidson & Kate Beckinsale making out is a topic that needs to be unpacked.

In this very special Oscars episode Lisa & Dan ask the question on everyone's minds, did Lady Gaga wear the same necklace as Ricki Lee Coulter? They breakdown THAT Shallow performance and discuss the high & lows of Hollywood's night of nights.

Lisa & Dan sat through the premiere of Dancing With The Stars and they have some THOUGHTS. They have to cover Meghan Trainor's thirsty press release and address a monumental paparazzi photo that still haunts them to this day. Lisa has also brought in a mystery bag and reveals its secrets!

Lisa & Dan discuss Kacey Musgraves winning Album of the Year as well as Shawn Mendes' arms at the Grammys, Justin Lacko's tone deaf response to Yvie Jones eating disorder speech, our very first Dina Lohan award and finally Chad Michael Murray being cast on Riverdale and what that means for our loins.

Lisa & Dan break down the first two weeks of Married at First Sight Australia and discuss who is insane and who they'd bang. Timothee Chalamet's latest flight story is broken down and they take a stab at recasting Real Housewives of Sydney after this week's news of cancellation.