Vogue & Amber
by Global
Welcome to Vogue & Amber: The Podcast and welcome to the family! Join the sisters as they put the world to rights, chatting family life, gossip, games, and helping the listeners with their dramas and dilemmas.Ask questions, ask for advice, or send in your stories and AITAs to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: [email protected]
Episodes
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How are they THIS bad at Celebrity Traitors?
On this episode: A cousin ordered cream pyjamas and they arrived with certain stains on them and we have THOUGHTS. Plus, we're still hooked on Traitors (delighted Joanne's made it to the final week and loving how terrible she is), Amber's podding from the dark and Vogue in just a bra. Also:...
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Is Vogue having ANOTHER child?!
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Amber shares a serious health update after months of concern about her boobs. Her message: if you're worried, go to your doctor, and don't be afraid to get a second opinion. Vogue, meanwhile, is after a "mole man" to check out her moles. Plus, could another baby…
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I'm SCARED for Joanne's on The Traitors!
On this week's bonus episode: Celebrity Traitors deep dive. We're genuinely concerned that Joanne might get banished this week, Maya Jama's flying completely under the radar, and we have full faith in Ross Kemp figuring the yawning situation all out. Plus, Vogue recording in sunglasses after…
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Your hot takes aren’t as hot as you think they are…
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue’s mental week at work leading to the kids guilt-tripping her on the doorstep every morning and Gigi upset at school that she misses her mummy. Amber’s been single parenting their brother’s three kids and organising the family Secret Santa, which she has rigged…
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His sleeping habits are driving me MAD!
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Separate duvets... Vogue is strongly considering it now Spen is back in the bed and has developed a duvet kicking habit. Imo highly recommends. Plus, there's the woman suing for £76 million after falling asleep in a work-trip sauna, the Nightmare Before Christmas...
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Is Spenny and his moustache making a return to the pod!?
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Vogue was late to record because she couldn't get the champagne open, Spenny's bringing back the 'tache on the basis of exactly one compliment...will we see it return to the pod? Not if Amber can help it. Plus, the Skylight calendar that's going to solve the…
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She UNFOLLOWED me after 12 years because I'm too poor for her wedding?!?!
On this episode: Listener Hannah was ghosted, removed and unfollowed by her pal of twelve years after declining a wedding invite! Justified or Bridezilla? Plus, we're all over the Traitors, Vogue's begun the Halloween film watchlist, the goujon chat simply never ends, Flahavan's is CONFIRMED back...
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We FINALLY don't care what trolls think | We love our 40s
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: It's Vogue's birthday! She's turning 41 with a genuinely lovely take on getting older, chatting why your forties bring a confidence and resilience that nothing before it does. Plus, there's the birthday plan, Jeana's visit and the £40 pedal boat used for six...
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Spencer's Twin, Amber's new career & we've started Christmas shopping!
We chat about Spenny’s new twin, Amber's Tiktok obsession and reviewing the contents of your fridges in our most ruthless competition yet. Plus, Vogue reveals that her wedding ring has been repaired but somehow looked like it was run over by a JCB, we've started our Christmas planning and we…
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Amber secretly taught my kids to swear!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber is off to Dingle for a double hen with fifty party gays and a sprinkling of straights for balance. There's a distillery tour, a ceilidh, bingo, oysters with tinnies, a boat cruise and a discotheque, and she's vowing she'll be tucked up early.... we're not...
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Stop pretending you like Matcha
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: McDonald's have retired the pumpkin spice latte after 13 years, so naturally a full taste test of the new guard of autumnal drinks was required. Plus, Frederick's £400 Chinese order, the cinnamon-drenched French toast in Boston that had both sisters both crying…
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'You pulled him out?!?!' - THE BABY IS HERE!
It's a new season of Vogue and Amber and we're BACK! Vogue, as a new mum of four. Remy Valentine is here, he's a dote, he only woke twice last night, and Vogue has left him for the first time for two and a half hours to record this. And Amber, still a golfing legend, who spent her time off…
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Best Of: Our biggest learning of 2026 so far? Never EVER use the Hotel kettle
Vogue is off having the baba, so here's a best-of to keep you going. Don't worry, we're back on Tuesday! On this one: a listener who worked in a London hotel wrote in about the guest who arrived at reception holding a kettle with something most unwanted inside. Amber confesses to having used...
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Best Of: Spenny wants to do "Lego" in front of his entire family
Vogue's off welcoming her gorgeous baby boy, so here are a few of our best bits to tide you over until next week! On this ep: The story of Bob Marley / Sideshow bob - the plant Auntie Naomi gifted the girls, Vogue's first ever spice bag, strong opinions on Matcha and Miso soup, Japan facts,...
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Vogue's eating her placenta?
On this episode: Vogue's on maternity leave by the time you hear this, and she's spent her last few days being kept awake by the stench of prawns. Plus, there's the summer clear-out, Amber's cooking Tiktok recipes, a candid chat about Vogue being induced at 40 and the strong opinions that…
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So, the baby's not called Elvis...
On this week's Vogue & Amber: The name Elvis is officially out — and it's not because the entire family bitched about it behind Vogue's back, although they did. Sandra also got a reminder that she named a child Vogue in 1985, so opinions are being taken with a pinch of salt. A shortlist remains,...
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Is this the worst episode we've ever done?
In this episode: Is this the worst episode we've ever done? We acknowledged it, and then carried on anyway. It's the last one before Vogue's off to have the baby, and it's a beautiful mess. We've recorded a million episodes this week and we've fully run out of steam. Plus, Amber gets an eye…
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Why do I have to suffer because of the perverts?
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Perverts ruining the Meta glasses for Vogue, who just wants a decent skiing vid, Sandra declares Margaret Qualley's Chanel shoes are "not for her", Amber gives the full lowdown on her Killarney trip, Vogues resorting to cool pops as a major food group and eating…
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Mum is banned when I bring home the baby!
On this week's bonus episode: Vogue has dick amnesia, Amber's had the breakfast of all breakfasts, Sandra and Neil are planning their trip over to meet the new baby, but they won't be allowed in too early and will we ever go an episode without mentioning golf? Not on Amber's watch. Plus, Margaret...
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I heard someone in the house and the cameras were smashed!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber woke at 2am, heard music coming from the kitchen, decided the house was being burgled, Lea was freaking out, the Garda was on speed dial, but the culprit wasn't quite what we expected. Plus, Vogue is fully baby-ready: nails done, toes done, tan on, hair washed…
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Is Vogue falling for her AI assistant?
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Vogue is forming an emotional bond to her AI because it's really nice to her and remembers things, the baby could arrive any day and she hasn't packed a single thing and we're discussing an insane buffet where you can eat your way around the continENts. Plus,...
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Why we had to STOP our Podcast recording...
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue's finished her last day at Heart Radio, Spencer's vomit bug has now taken out Gigi and Theodore, and Amber thought she found mouse droppings in the spare room and called pest control...eek. Plus, a slight noisy interruption to the recording, pregnancy naps…
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Vogue LOST Her Wedding Ring Diamond?!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: A diamond has fallen out of Vogue's wedding ring and she has no idea where it happened, Spencer got a vomitting bug and was banished to the connecting room so Vogue wouldn't get his "sick pillow", and Jay-Z has announced London dates right around baby time. Will…
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Our Mum sends us a SAVAGE voicenote - IT'S A LIE!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue's named number 3 in an Irish poll of well-known people you'd most like to go on a road trip with, ahead of Graham Norton and we're shocked. Sandra sends three voice notes this week and is telling porkies, and Amber's really leaning into her sports era. Plus,...
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The Swifties are coming for Me
On this week's Vogue & Amber: The sisters haven't spoken since Friday and neither will be the first to crack. After this podcast they're going right back to full standoff. Vogue got her heels, lip gloss and leg oil on for Skepta on the radio, but was mildly disappointed, Amber revives our good...
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Ranking YOUR Baby Name Suggestions
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue is looking forward to going back to work (single parents, she salutes you), lost her Celine sunglasses to the sea mid-wave, and has been challenged to say "kumquat" and "kangaroo" live on Heart Breakfast. Whilst, Amber's been wheeling Lea to the medical centre...
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The Scariest Plane Story we've EVER read on Instagram
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue has become completely obsessed with padel after one game. She's ordered a racket, booked every available court, and is now a self-proclaimed 'padel wanker". She also cried before breakfast because the kids were feral again despite being on the holiday of their...
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Spencer ended up in HOSPITAL after sunburn!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Spencer's hospital sunburn story, what we know about Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz' wedding, sun bed gate on holiday, the origin of the word "hangover", and a listener who wants to contact her ex after 5 months for a €100 frying pan. Plus, the kids were so horrific...
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Things only an Irish Mammy would say to her own Daughter
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: They're in Ibiza, it's hotter than the sun, and the girls had Carl Cox tickets, behind the stage, name on the list, the lot, and they still didn't go because it was too hot and too late and they were too old. Plus, Spain lifting the World Cup trophy while…
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We HAVE to talk about the Taylor Swift Lavender Marriage Conspiracy
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Are Taylor and Travis in a Lavender Marriage? Kevin Bridges follows Vogue on Insta and she's delighted, Amber's coming for Bryan Johnson again, a Carl Cox 2am conundrum and men are icing their balls?! Plus, justice for Hashbrowns, Amber is being told she looks 35 and...
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I'm the Dua Lipa of Ireland
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Joanne's dubbed Vogue the Dua Lipa of Ireland, €700 Bottega Veneta sunglasses on Vinted, Vogue's still pushing the name Rocket, and car crash memories (we've all been there. Plus, Amber's been glammed up for Ireland's fashion week, Neil's infiltrating the house...
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Ice Spice And Tobey Maguire?!?!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Oasis residency rumours, Madonna's new album's out and we're delighted, Bryan Johnson's got an autoimmune disease and Amber's not too sure about him, an AI beluga whale that never escaped and Tobey Maguire spotted snogging Ice Spice?! Plus, a very sweet message from...
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Stop telling me my Bump is tiny!
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Is snooping on your partner's phone really that bad? The "your bump is tiny" comments that are driving Vogue insane, an AITA about a girl who drank her boyfriend's irreplaceable tequila and a giant snotflake in a job interview. Plus, Vogue has blown her own mind…
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The baby names that Spencer vetoed!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: A celeb dick pic from a 70 year old, Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel/Smeagol erase $550 million in medical debt, the couple from that Empire State Building proposal, the Temu tax and everyones dry riding in Casa Amor. Plus, the vetoed baby names, Amber’s discovering...
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Vogue gets caught red handed by her neighbour!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber's tired, a bit worse for wear, and debating between a Chinese and a kebab, whilst Vogue ate nothing but cheese on toast for 24 hours and is considering seeing The Prodigy at 9 months pregnant because nobody can stop her. Plus, there's a nose-picking shame…
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Are we calling Gordon Ramsay a liar?
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue's back from Mykonos where she ate exclusively Greek food(ish), got a free doughnut from a beach vendor, and discovered some truly horrifying facts about hyena genitalia, whilst Amber's back from Madrid where the ladies of the night were outside her window and…
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I can't stop looking at Bad Bunny and Spencer's noticed!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue can't stop scrolling Bad Bunny and Spencer's caught her red-handed, Gigi's getting 12 hours sleep and still moaning, the internet's losing it over Spenny's tea cosy top, and a paediatric doctor's getting blocked for passive-aggressive DMs. Plus, a listener who...
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Vogue addresses the baby gender rumours
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Imo's back, Vogue is heading to Mykonos to eat nothing but octopus, gyros and feta, and Amber's off to Madrid with absolutely no interest in tourist attractions, just drag shows, pools, and gay bars. Plus, there's a Sideshow Bob plant that won't die, aggressive hymn...
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I turned down Harry Styles for a night in
On today's episode: Vogue's turned down Harry Styles tickets because she can't stay up past 10pm, Amber's got Selling Sunset news, and Vogue's cat, Bacardi disappeared and came back with a new collar and zero loyalty. Plus, a Ring doorbell rant, the new Harlan Coben thriller everyone's about to...
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We need to talk about what David Harbour said about Lily Allen
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber's fighting seagulls at dawn and dealing with Sandra and Neil roaming free around the house, whilst Vogue has cancelled her entire social calendar, survived Lorraine on no sleep, and accepted she's a control freak, because both Amber and her therapist said so....
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Dublin Nights Out & Cursed Weddings
On today’s episode: Vogue celebrates eight years of marriage by planning a very chic anniversary escape to Mykonos, while the girls relive a chaotic Dublin weekend that included Mary Black bangers, White Claws and serious emotional damage over the idea of a farewell tour. Plus, a listener asks...
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A Court Summons, DNA Reveal & Absolutely No Ibiza
On this week’s Vogue & Amber: the girls get stuck into Amber’s DNA heritage results and Vogue’s latest AI-induced outrage. Plus, why Ibiza is absolutely not for them, is Euphoria too intense, and has Amber accidentally landed Vogue in court? Plus, a bit of a spiral over fake celebrity stories,...
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Amber's deadly hugs & Vogue gets fooled by AI...AGAIN
On today's episode: Otto has turned into a tiny Damien, taking to locking everyone in the basement, then refusing to apologise for a full 20 minutes. Elsewhere, Vogue announces she's gone vegetarian… except for the chicken she had today. Amber's earring are making her bleed, and the quiz is back...
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An Honest Center Parcs Review, Tom Hardy Dreams & a Wedding Snub
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber gives her honest review of Center Parcs after a family break full of swimming, cycling and trying to keep the kids in one place, whilst Vogue talks Britney Spears nostalgia, pregnancy insomnia and the little bedtime disruptions that come with family life. Plus,...
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Cabin Crew Confessions & are the Girls heading for an Oasis-style Split?
This week: The girls are melting at Center Parcs, Vogue is seriously questioning whether she can survive the heat whilst pregnant, and Otto forces Amber onto the rapids roughly a hundred times. Plus, the quiz sends everyone over the edge, we've a windy cabin crew confession, a message all about...
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36 Hours In Cannes, Beyoncé's Thief & Katie Price's Missing Husband
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue went to the Cannes Film Festival, discovered iced coffee, walked a red carpet, got humbled at a GQ afterparty and came home to a great club sandwich, whilst Amber spends an hour and a half researching rollerblades on a Saturday morning. Plus, the man who stole...
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Celeb Spotting at the Flower Show & Hotel Kettle Horrors Continue
On today's ep: Vogue bumps into Mary Berry and Joanna Lumley at the Chelsea Flower Show, Amber gets her boobs checked, and the girls spiral into a very honest chat about childminders, death, and Winston’s ashes. Plus, another chaotic quiz battle, some genuinely lovely post-divorce dating advice,...
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BAFTA's Beef, Fake Followers & Strange Romances
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue addresses the BAFTA's fued rumours and tells us about her celebrity stalking exploits on the carpet. Plus, why are celebrities still buying bots? A surprise song made for Amber “with love” (questionable), and a cheating scandal gets exposed the old-school…
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Knickers in a Kettle & Ex Boyfriend Guilt
On today's ep: Amber has an absolute disaster in Bulgaria after falling off a chair and taking a plate of sushi down with her, Vogue is deeply disturbed by hotel kettles, carpets and in-room coffee machines and Theodore wants to become a monk. Plus, Vogue spots Mick Jagger at the football…
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Free Bleeding, Boycotting Bezos & Suspicious Friend Behaviour
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Gigi wants pink booby pads for her birthday and is absolutely not taking no for an answer, free bleeding is in the headlines but we're not on board and judging the drag show at The George was a genuine bucket list moment for Amber. Plus, the full Met Gala breakdown...
About this show
Welcome to Vogue & Amber: The Podcast and welcome to the family! Join the sisters as they put the world to rights, chatting family life, gossip, games, and helping the listeners with their dramas and dilemmas.Ask questions, ask for advice, or send in your stories and AITAs to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: [email protected]
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