Walk Out Boys Podcast
by Nic Sampson and Joseph Moore
Nic Sampson and Joseph Moore love movies. That's why this podcast is going to ruin them; Every week the boys will attend the biggest movie release of the week. Then, at the halfway mark, they must leave the film. It's a review of the first half of the film and a guess at what happens in the second!
Episodes
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Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Traffic Violations
After years of buildup, the madness of the multiverse is finally unleashed with Dr Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness. Presumably all the mad stuff happens in the second half, because the first half was quite light on madness and quite heavy on traffic rules. The boys imagine a second half full...
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The Morbius of the Opera
The Walk Out Boys triumphantly walk back into the cinema to see Morbius, the latest in the Sony/Columbia/Marvel-But-Not-Marvel-SpiderVerse. Morbius is a bat doctor, a vape cloud, and a one of the world's foremost scientific minds according to the King of Sweden. But is he a Venom? Find out more,...
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The Wristband Predator
Half of THE PREDATOR: The Predator is back to kick some ass on Earth! But this time he's without his signature 'hat' and 'armband', and to make matters worse there's another more conservative dog-loving predator out to get him! What a day! All this, a ton of bad jokes, and James Cromwell starts a...
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Mission Impossible 6: Fallout
Mission Impossible: Fallout. Ethan Hunt is back to his old tricks of making it seem like he doesn’t know what he’s doing when he does in fact know what he’s doing! A real nightmare to work with probably. Nic and Joe come up with a clever workaround for Henry Cavill’s moustache problems and...
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Half of Deadpool 2
The Merc With The Mouth is back to kick ass and crack wise about overseas box office revenue in this sequel that stars a true blue goddamn New Zealander! Go kiwi! Featuring some classic deadpool meta jokes that get all a bit too real for the walk out boys, and some piping hot casting news about...
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Half Of SOLO
Nic and Joe are back in the saddle ready to walk out halfway through any movie no matter how much they don’t want to. Luckily for them Solo: A Star Wars movie is FINE only. Ever wondered where Han got his gun? Or if his last name was a family name or just some random name given to him by a…
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Kiwi (Laura Daniel) Christmas (w/ Laura Daniel)
A star of Kiwi Christamas joins the boys for a real Christmas miracle of an episode!
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Bad Mums 2
After barely a year of waiting the sequel to Bad Moms is here! Nic and Joe try to form a coherent story out of the first-halves of two different movies and fail miserably. It’s Christmas time in Chicago (Antartica) and the Bad Moms are fed up! But when all their Bad Moms arrive for the holidays...
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The Literal Mountain Between Us
Idris Elba and Kate Winslet star in this tale of survival and romance and delicious cougar-meat. Trapped on a literal mountain with a figurative mountain, Idris and Kate must make it back to New York before their tasty cougar-meat runs out. With nothing but their wits and a backpack full of...
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No Geostorm
It's the future and Gerard Butler has covered the earth in satellites that shoot storms with bullets to make them stop storming. Sounds great right? Unfortunately the boys saw the one half of Geostorm that didn't have a single goddamn Geostorm in it, just scientists checking emails and talking...
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Happy Death Day
Happy Death Day (i can’t think of a joke can you Joseph): What would you do if every day was the same and also you got murdered by a giant baby? The boys saw half of 'Happy Death Day’, a fun horror flick that follows a girl named tree who just can’t stop getting murdered! But just who is the...
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Flatlinerz 2017
Beloved (presumably) 1990s thriller Flatliners has been rebooted for a new generation! It's got all the things you loved (we assume) from the first one: flatlining! Kiefer Sutherland! Raves? Who knows! Ellen Page stars as a renegade medical student obsessed with stopping her heart so she gain the...
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The Last Emoji Movie
After weeks of anticipation and critical panning, The Emoji Movie finally arrives in little ole New Zealand. Was it worth the wait? Probably not if you were hoping for nice animation, fun, adventure, or jokes. In the second half Nic and Joe fill in the gaps of some of the obvious Apps the film...
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The Dark Umbrella
Stephen King's gigantic, beloved fantasy saga THE DARK TOWER is brought to life in this short and utterly baffling movie! Idris Elba plays the gunslinger, a man who loved guns just as much as he hates the Man In Black. Matthew McConaughey plays the Man In Black, who hates the gun slinger just as...
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Valerian and The City Of A Thousand Suburbs
The boys saw half of Luc Besson's epic silly space opera and made up the rest. Valerian, a jerk space cop in a Hawaiian shirt and his partner Lauraline, a jerk space cop in a bikini race to save the city of a thousand planets from...something? Possibly from filling up with soup. Cara Delevingne...
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Atomic Wigs
Atomic Blonde: After a trip to the depths of the South Island to pointlessly record Alive and Cromwell Live in Cromwell the boys are back in the saddle, seeing half of ATOMIC BLONDE! Charlize Theron plays Lorraine...uh...Blonde(??): an ass-kicking, vodka drinking, cold bath-taking, girl kissing...
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War For The Planet Of The Horses
We saw half of the third Planet Of The Apes flick and boy did we love it. It's got everything: grizzled old men, grizzled old apes, little girls who don't speak, and lots of war! In the second half we uncover who the real enemy of the franchise is (hint: it's horses) and an old friend arrives…
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Cars 3: Old Cars
Lightening McQueen and the other cars are back to tackle the kid-friendly issue of impending retirement! We answer some of the long-puzzled over questions of the Cars cinematic universe like: What is inside a Car? Which is the most oppressed Car minority? And Is there a Car God? In the second…
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TRANSFORMERS 5: EVERYONE IS RACIST
The boys saw half of the new Transformers movie. What is it about? Who's to say? How long is it? Very long! Who is in it? Anthony Hopkins and a thousand reprehensible horrible sexist robots who refuse to even transform and somehow can make baby transformers now?? Who knows. A very silly episode...
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Kiss Of The Mummy
It's the mummy reboot the world has presumably been crying out for! This summer blockbuster has everything: a mummy, Nick from New Girl, Tom Cruise as Nick not from New Girl, half of Russell Crowe's face, and of course...a fresh batch of messed up kids from Miss Peregrine's school for messed up...
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King Arthur: Legend of the Shoe
The story of King Arthur you know and love, now with giant elephants and octopus women! Guy Ritchie's paws are all over this film, as are the paws of giant wolves, the wings of giant bats, and the scales of giant snakes. And that's just the first half before it all really goes off the rails and...
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Dead Men Spread The Word
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN SPREAD THE WORD With guest Walk Out Boy Tim Batt (Worst Idea Of All Time) the crew get shipshape for half of the new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. Does this new entry to the franchise adhere to Joseph's three rules of POTC movies? Are fish submarines? And what...
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Bridget Jones' Boss Baby
Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ In this live episode the boys review the first half of The Boss Baby with the help of a fan's parents in the audience. There is also a public apology from one of the Walk Out Boys for betraying the trust of his fellow boy and his loyal fans (hint: it's not Nic)....
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Fate Of The Furious Deep Space 9
Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ Dominic Toretto and the gang are back and more driving-cars-over-things-that-shouldn't-be-driven-over than ever! Nic and Joseph watch half of the 8th movie in the best movie franchise ever. But is it losing steam? Are there too many bald guys now? Should Dom just...
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Ghost In The Chocolate Shell
The live action remake of Ghost In The Shell has got everyone talking, and one of the Walk Out Boys sleeping! In the future a robot with a person-brain and her friend 'microscope-eyes' are tasked with tracking down a robot with tattoos. At least that's what we think happened, one of us was asleep...
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Beauty and The Beast Soup
It's a tale as old as time: a prince is given a terrible curse along with his swan-loving staff, reading eight books somehow makes you a scholar, and being gay is a great punchline. You'd think it would be easy to make up the second half of a very faithful adaptation of an animated movie that...
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Power Rangers Soup
POWER RANGERS SOUP: The Power Rangers are back on the big screen and we saw the first half! Did you know Nic was a Power Ranger? Don't worry he'll remind you constantly as the boys discuss rangers, sexism in archaeology, and Joseph's violent childhood tendencies. In the second half a blast from...
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The King Kong's Speech
The boys saw half of Kong: Skull Island while on different islands. One of them liked it, the other did not, one of them thinks Kong should be a bit smaller, the other thinks Kong should be a lot smaller. But one thing Joseph and Nic can both agree on is that animals the size of buildings love...
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Bonus Episode - The Night Vet
A special bonus episode of Walk Out Boys! We watched half of a short film starring none other than the pig-whisperer himself James Cromwell! This is a must for fans of the WOB extended universe as we meet James Cromwell's arch nemesis, and find out who was really responsible for Sully's plane...
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L'OdysSEA
Needing a break from American blockbusters, we took in half of the French biopic of Jacques Cousteau! A gorgeous looking film about a man who loves the sea more than he loves his sons or his wife. Nic and Joseph butcher the beautiful French language and the life of this venerated explorer, the...
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Rings.mp4
Our first live episode! Just when you thought it was safe to watch a video on your computer...Samara the piracy-hating ring ghost is back to put her whole ghost fist in your mouth and either kill you or get you into the shape of your life! Featuring cameos from all your walk out boys favourites,...
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The Great IKEA Wall
In an ancient time (possibly the 1960s), a heroic traveller named Matt Damon joined a mysterious army to defend the Great Wall of China from an army of lizard-dogs. Will bungee cords, scissors, and magnets be enough to stop these bad, bad dogs? Or will Matt Damon need to find the courage to build...
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25 Shades Darker
We saw half of the sequel to Fifty Shades Of Grey! No more rules, no more contracts! Many more haircuts, sex-balls, and scary ghost-girls popping in to interrupt all the steamy oral sex. Just what is going on with Christian's chest (aka the bit that would be the windows on Optimus prime)? What is...
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Splited
SPLIT: From the mind (and possibly dream-journal) of M. Night Shyamalan comes Split, a movie about a man with 25 distinct and dangerous personalities. There's the dangerous Dennis, the cold Patricia, and a cute kid called Hedwig. And that's just in the half that we actually saw. In the second…
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xXx: yYy-not
SPONSORED BY CAPTAIN JOE'S LAWN CLIPPINGS Thirty or forty years on Vin Diesel returns as Xander Cage, the guy who everybody wants to have sex with SO BAD and never uses a skateboard on the correct surface. This time he's on a secret mission to...do...something...we can't really remember. But he...
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Ghost Passengers
We took half a ride aboard a sexy spaceship to a distant planet with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. But is this a sleeping beauty tale, a goldilocks tale, or something more sinister? The second half really kicks into gear with some cameos from old Walk Out Boy alumni as well as a horrific and...
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Little Empire Lolly Scramble
Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Walk Out Boys for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet...
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SING! TALK!
We saw the first half of animated animal X-Factor movie 'Sing!' about an Australian Koala with Matthew McConaughey's American voice who hosts a singing competition for some incredibly sad animals with nothing to lose. Just DO NOT mention the fact that they are animals!!! The second half delves…
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Rogue 0.5
Sponsored by FLICKS.CO.NZ We saw the first half of Star Wars spinoff/prequel Rogue One and let me tell you, it sure seemed like some good stuff was going to go down in the second half! Featuring another embarrassing attempt by Joseph to explain the Star Wars universe, more discussion on why old...
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Trolls In Your Butt
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Remember those little guys you put on the top of pencils? They're a movie now! A very fun movie about trolls with celebrity voices who just want to rave all night to the hottest mash ups! Their hair does lots of crazy stuff and that's just fine! Some goblins want to eat...
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Too Bad Santa
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ TOO BAD SANTA: It's the most wonderful, horrific, offensive, disgusting time of the year! We saw half of long awaited (?) sequel to Bad Santa, Bad Santa 2! Now with more uses of the N word, more relentless dwarf jokes, and more Kathy Bates taking a dump! And that's all...
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Fantastic Glued-Together-Animals
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ The Harry Potter world is back! But did it ever leave or are all movies actually Harry Potter movies? This one stars Eddy Redmayne as a weird wizard in a brave new world of weird wizards proving possibly that wizard schools might not be producing the most well-rounded...
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Arrival (A-leave-al)
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Nic and Joseph sadly walk out of the excellent Arrival, the movie about squid (or hand)-shaped aliens squirting goo on a wall. But what do you get an alien for its birthday when it has no concept of time? How helpful will they even be in an ET-like crisis? And what hero…
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Reaching Jack
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ The format of the podcast is really wearing down Nic and Joseph's concentration, so explaining political popcorn thriller Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is a tough ask for the boys. But not as tough as Tom Cruise's many films and many film jobs, as we find out in the second...
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Dr Strange (Glove)
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Marvel's Dr Strange, a film about incredible possibilities and a doctor who is AT LEAST a little bit strange. In this epic journey of getting hand injuries, Nic and Joseph have learned that reading books doesn't necessarily make you a wizard. Sometimes your dad being…
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Infernono
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ The boys saw half of Da Vinci Code 3 and just like Tom Hanks are left with more questions than answers. Why does Dan Brown hate art so much? Why is there a drawer full of swords? What is art? Why are the canals of Florence filled with paint? And why is the greatest…
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Miss Peregrine Has Too Many Children
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Welcome to Miss Peregrine's School For Peculiar Children, where the children are peculiar and so is the school and so is every aspect of the movie. What makes Florida such an attractive opening location for movies in 2016? Just how many peculiar children can Nic and Joe...
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Magnificent Eighty-Three
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Magnificent Seven - When the first half of your movie is about a cowboy assembling a team of 7 (or 9) other cowboys, it probably pays to watch the second half for all the pay off. Too bad for Nic and Joseph that's the whole point of this stupid podcast. The Walk Out Boys...
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Joooones BABY
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Bridget Jones' Baby - Bridget Jones is back and this time she's up the blimmin duff! But who IS the father? Nic and Joseph will never know the answer because they only saw half of Bridget Jones' Baby. Is it the old-old fashioned Mark Darcy? Or the new old-fashioned...
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Fine Sully
SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Sully: The courageous story of the pilot who landed his plane on the Hudson river is apperently just as heroic as walking out of a movie halfway through. But what next for Sully? Well, lots of jogging, staring out windows and being told he's a hero it seems. The second...
About this show
Nic Sampson and Joseph Moore love movies. That's why this podcast is going to ruin them; Every week the boys will attend the biggest movie release of the week. Then, at the halfway mark, they must leave the film. It's a review of the first half of the film and a guess at what happens in the second!
Hosted by
Nic Sampson and Joseph Moore