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War of the WEENSIES

by Chris Botkin

In the Cousin Chronicles Book 3, "War of the WEENSIES," the Cousins discover the Gooneybird's spooky Space of Doors, where they find weird physics, exciting powers, basketball -- and danger! A mishap magically awakens the teensy Weensies, who are silent, but deadly. The Cousins laugh, but the Weensies mean war, and their army is growing fast. Can the Cousins and Pets win the War of the Weensies? One thing is certain: they can't win if they don't try. Twenty-five chapters total. -- Chris Botkin

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  1. Chapter 25: Déjà Vu

    Chapter 25: The End -- Chris Botkin

  2. Chapter 24: March to Valhalla

    In Chapter 24, the Weensies hide in the Space of Doors until their numbers explode again. The Cousins and Pets find themselves surrounded by a huge army of 8000 Weensies, with everything riding on Logan's bluff. -- Chris Botkin

  3. Chapter 23: Murky Regions

    In Chapter 23, Logan gets an idea, and Gullinbursti explores the Exit Door. -- Chris Botkin

  4. Chapter 22: Rescue Mission

    In Chapter 22, the Cousins, Pets, and a surprise ally, battle the Weensies to rescue the disassembled Botkin-man, while Doctor Watson spends a terrifying eternity in a single second behind the Exit Door. -- Chris Botkin

  5. Chapter 21: A Plan Comes Together

    In Chapter 21, the Cousins and Pets decide to rescue the Botkin-man, the boys and dogs find out who fits the armory cart's harness, and the girls and cats, by accident, discover how to capture the Weensies. -- Chris Botkin

  6. Chapter 20: Security Council

    In Chapter 20, the Cousins and Pets get out of the Space of Doors, and hold a Security Council. There are thousands of Weensies now, and they have a dragon and a unicorn, and it isn't funny any more. -- Chris Botkin

  7. Chapter 19: Recon

    In Chapter 19, the disobeying Pets fight a valiant battle against the Weensie unicorn and dragon, except Doctor Watson, who runs away immediately. -- Chris Botkin

  8. Chapter 18: Camping

    In Chapter 18, all the forces that have been building suddenly explode into action at the same time. -- Chris Botkin

  9. Chapter 17: Treason

    In Chapter 17, the Pets decide they must take things into their own hands. Or paws, rather. -- Chris Botkin

  10. Chapter 16: Dragon Phoenix

    In Chapter 16, the Weensies succeed in their diabolical plans -- with the help of the Botkin-man! -- Chris Botkin

  11. Chapter 15: Forge A Goal

    In Chapter 15, the Cousins discuss Madison's plan to capture the Weensies, and the Weensies are on a mission of their own that takes them back inside the Space of Doors. -- Chris Botkin

  12. Chapter 14: Botkin-man Freed

    In Chapter 14, Madison discovers another clue, the botkin-man robot tests out his new voice commands on the basketball court, and the Weensie leader devises a plan. -- Chris Botkin

  13. Chapter 13: The Dragon Caper

    In Chapter 13, one of the Weensies that had been captive in Amelia's portfolio had seen her drawing of a dragon (and a unicorn), and the Weensie leader devised a plan to steal the drawing. -- Chris Botkin

  14. Chapter 12: Intelligence

    In Chapter 12, some leftover ancient Norse dwarf magic creates more Weensies, and the Cousins debate about how to deal with them. Meanwhile, the escaped Weensies pool their knowledge, as they hide in a closet with rug beaters and Clingy String. -- Chris Botkin

  15. Chapter 11: Battle of the Galley

    In Chapter 11, the Weensies take the offensive, and pummel the Cousins mercilessly. The Cousins, however, think they are being tickled -- until the Weensies change their tactics. -- Chris Botkin

  16. Chapter 10: The Elves of Freyr

    In Chapter 10, the Weensie leader retrieves a lost memory that tells him he and his paper-thin cohorts are the Elves of Freyr, sent by the Gods to avenge the murder of Freyr by the Giants -- that is, by the Cousins. -- Chris Botkin

  17. Chapter 9: One Week Later

    In Chapter 9, the basketball players have some trouble getting used to the Space of Doors floors, Parker is making some headway programming voice commands for the botkin-man -- and something strange is happening in the old furnace. -- Chris Botkin

  18. Chapter 8: Exploring

    In Chapter 8, the Cousins discover the answer to a mystery from Book 2, and find a room full of ancient battle gear, and play around with an old, broken-down contraption they find out in the middle of nowhere. -- Chris Botkin

  19. Chapter 7: Space of Doors

    In Chapter 7, the Cousins venture inside the cavernous and otherworldly Space of Doors, but do not linger there. -- Chris Botkin

  20. Chapter 6: AG Is The Key

    In Chapter 6, the Cousins find their silver dollars, that were given to them by Grandpa on their first birthdays, and that had been given to him on his birthdays by his grandpa. They all open and close the mystery door, but Parker wants to make sure they are prepared, before they explore what's...

  21. Chapter 5: G Is Not The Key

    In Chapter 5, Nathan discovers an odd little slot in the wall of the hallway between the Cousins' bedrooms on the Gooneybird. The older Cousins humor Nathan by giving him different coins to try inserting into the slot -- until one coin reveals an amazing secret. -- Chris Botkin

  22. Chapter 4: Mystery

    In Chapter 4, Lukas discovers a strange grid of letters in the book he found in Logan's room. A F E F T S N O K G O Y O A A I P E I L I R K Y X N E S D E G E T H A P T T Y E U H E D I H H E A S E X Y T E E S G H N J R C K M E A O A I N O E A Y O M M N A O Y P E L E E X R L What could it mean?…

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  23. Chapter 3: Prioja Edda

    In Chapter 3, we meet Penny, a new black Labradoodle Now Pet, and Lukas gives the Cousins a report on the weird book he found in Logan's room, which turns out to be about the Gooneybird. -- Chris Botkin

  24. Chapter 2: A I

    In Chapter 2, Jaksen and Parker work on inventions, and Lukas finds a weird book on Logan's book shelf. -- Chris Botkin

  25. Chapter 1: The Queen's Parade

    In Chapter 1, Queen Ava the Rose competes in a real-life Queen Pageant -- that has nothing to do with pages, or with ants -- and learns a valuable life lesson. -- Chris Botkin

About this show

In the Cousin Chronicles Book 3, "War of the WEENSIES," the Cousins discover the Gooneybird's spooky Space of Doors, where they find weird physics, exciting powers, basketball -- and danger!

A mishap magically awakens the teensy Weensies, who are silent, but deadly. The Cousins laugh, but the Weensies mean war, and their army is growing fast.

Can the Cousins and Pets win the War of the Weensies? One thing is certain: they can't win if they don't try.

Twenty-five chapters total.

-- Chris Botkin

Hosted by

Chris Botkin

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does War of the WEENSIES have?

War of the WEENSIES has 25 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on April 19, 2020.

What is War of the WEENSIES about?

In the Cousin Chronicles Book 3, "War of the WEENSIES," the Cousins discover the Gooneybird's spooky Space of Doors, where they find weird physics, exciting powers, basketball -- and danger! A mishap magically awakens the teensy Weensies, who are silent, but deadly. The Cousins laugh, but the...

How often does War of the WEENSIES release new episodes?

War of the WEENSIES publishes daily, based on its 25 episodes since April 2020.

Who hosts War of the WEENSIES?

War of the WEENSIES is created and hosted by Chris Botkin.
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